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cutiepie01: whats happening to this house?its so dry these days.All of u,come out of ur hiding places and mark ur attendance..
ATTENDANCE FOR THURSDAY,2ND OCTOBER 2014.
KennykG
Honeydear
Moshmood101
Alayormii
Temmytea70
Traecey
Redbunny
whytjane
samguine
enimoney
(Bro.)DrphilAbd
sessytony
smeeky
meeky
macuwon
rationalmind
okikpo01
Hisexcellencie
ojestas
osemu8
chykmoni
ifyzo
raheem2386
vintino
rhazur
Godsfavourite1
TiffanyJ
Karleone
Heemah
Rationalmind
Jimwalex
Jamanuaka
Jealouzzy
Hamzeiy
Nifton
Skateboard
Cleoqueen
Valentinooo
Lymelyte
Sowl
Banttieman(Bouncealong)
Gaetano
Tbells91
Saltinn
MabraO
Amanda2013
Mannylex
Prixxy7
Lorddaywalker
Rationalmind

DrPhilABd: Dear creator, I ask that the students of this my beautiful aunty will be able to pay attention to wat she ll be teaching them esp d male students. And also grant the male teachers the ability to stay focused & nt be distracted. Amen!!

DrPhilABd: Hmmmn... I can only bt wonder d attention in d class on d day u ll be teaching abt d female reproductive system. Boys go dey rush go piss on dt day.

Valentinooo: ok then, make sure u start wit reproduction o

Valentinooo: our latest aunty. Which subject are you taking us

Hissexcellencie: Btw. My fellow Stream2 corps members that have collected their posting letters. Where were u posted to abeg? Coman give Situation report (esp.for those who redeployed).
Adonismuller
Cleoqueen
Dotchez
Lorddaywalker
Heemah
Sokarsenal
Et al.

Hissexcellencie: *smiling shyly*

Hissexcellencie: Ya know I had this gut feeling u were smiling that way you do whenever I call u all those sweet names ....and it makes me feel all mushy inside

Hissexcellencie: Happy Sunday boo.

Hissexcellencie: wetin dey smell Who mess?

Hissexcellencie: Ha! I don't understand you again oº°˚. A while back that woulda been †ђξ first thing I'd have done.

DrPhilABd: Hmmmn... I see. U r a bad girl, see d kain punishment u ll be putting a broda. Bt babe don't forget dt thgs do change. Dere r even cases wr worse or shld I say 'bestest'(if dere is any word lyk dt) enemies lerra fall in love o

DrPhilABd: lol... Queen!! Don't tell Me u undastand... If u do ehn den I go knw say u be confirmed uniben 'badt' girl wit hall 2 blood.

Hissexcellencie: been sufferin&smilin'.... btw †ђξ rain wey fall dis morning no be here o! D weather wasn't good 4single me.

DrPhilABd: ...or we can visit u so as we ll 'do' it as [/b]'one naija' [b](don't bother trying to undastand cos u may jux not get it)

DrPhilABd: Please oh, I need ur view on this. Someone said its wrong bt me, I dunno o... Is it wrong for a male & a female corper to rent a 2 bedroom flat together assuming dt is wats available at d moment and even at a cheaper rate? plz I did appreciate if u can add ur reason(s).
Thanks in anticipation

Hissexcellencie: mehn, I can't stay with someone I dunno o! Whether male or female; †ђξ said person could be a serial killer or their lifestyle could disrupt my comfort adversely.. Buh on †ђξ assumption that they are both single & not related by blood/marriage; They'd just be bringing occasions of sin to their domot (In other words, its wrong). Besides (personally) babes carry wahala & I wantu live long.

sokarsenal: . Ok bro ....thanks

traecey: hel kill mi with grammar

Sowl: Bonsoir monsieurs and madmoiselles on da thread,glad 2b bak wit u peeps 1nce again.... Salute 2my hommyz sokarsenal,valentinoo,yokiti,samguine,rationalmind and all y'all i might ve 4gotten 2mention,2d ladyz i doff my hat 4y'all cleoqueen,treacey,prixxy,adaekube,zerray and all y'all i might ve 4gotten 2mention....plz y'all shld pardon my 4getfullness..... D sowlman feels glad 2b in ur midst 1nce more!!!

sokarsenal: . Majority stock holder ko.......Minority BOSOM holder ni

Hissexcellencie: does she? .....really? *puzzled look*

DrPhilABd: ...and not jux men but elderly men... Hehehe

DrPhilABd: Ma, I nor wan say Yes den my Oga ll now say no...so I ll jux hold my peace.

DrPhilABd: So sorry abt ur health... Plz do tk gud care of urslf & get totally well soon.

DrPhilABd: chai... See dis guy he wan scam me. I tot u be my broda... BTW, are u her manager?

Valentinooo: cleoqueen pele o. How your body now? Let me buy you some drugs if you don't mind

Hissexcellencie: .......

DrPhilABd: very boring and not too fine day it ws. D only thg dt made me nt too angry wit today is because I saw someone who has been wanting to see me ... She know herself...Hehehe.
Btw, hello Traecey, Cutiepie01, Cleoqueen, all creamy ladies in d house, meeky, samguine, hissexcellence, macuwon & other gentlemen in d block... Hp ur day ws luvly & nt lyk mine?

DrPhilABd: Good!!! Jux keep thanking him.