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prixxy7: @ andre wine *rotfl*

Yes o prixxy, I have to ask na... Anything to make myself comfy o till the three weeks is over

Samguine: Nah..enough is enough. I no dey do any camp babe paroles again.

Let me tell yah a secret...just chiillax, be your cool self...you know why?...because One chick might just be in one corner digging your style, waiting for an opportunity to make her first move...but if she sees you trying to get other girls attention, heart go fail her and she will loose hope...so cool yah mind...girls jùrù ébé ńilè

Please people, I have a question o...someone talked about Andre wine, do they allow bottles in camp?...because before drills, person gats to be on something like one or two shots for the road...make person for ginger well well...even the soldier men go fear the ginger...omo, no time o..@sokarsenal, when will you upload your own pic?

NaijaKnight: Lol! I didn't mean it that way na? Hissexcellencie can have his queen. I didn't mean to make you sad...it's all good!

I'm not sad o...that's not a sad face na...and besides, i meant if you can't do a better job, then go for it

NaijaKnight: Hahaha! HisSEXcellencie know's that NaijaKnight would always be there for the Queen. It's his Job, not even hisSEXcellencie can get in the way of it.

Lol...very funny...ok then naijaknight, have it your way

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NaijaKnight: Hehehe! You ehn! Ok! not to worry, I'll do your regns, carry your bag for you and shield you from all the (un)necessary noise. Infact I'll be your Knight in shine shine cloth.
My moniker aint NaijaKnight for nothing

Hahahahahaha...you eh...let Hissexcellencie catch you

kennykg: camp no dey smilin atm. Sun drying people like kilishi

Hahahahahaha...I can imagine...sorry eh...hope you went with some sunscreen moisturizer ?

NaijaKnight: Haba ma na! Which stress again cleo? Just when I tot, you were all pumped up

I'm all pumped up o...Infact, I'm tubeless tyre sef ..but registration, the waking up the a loud noise thingy is not what I'm looking forward to...I remember someone calling me a lazy girl

profneyo: Nah. I'm through with mine. I served in Delta state. Going through the thread brought memories. I guess you're learning and gearing up for yourself.

Yes indeed I am...where do you reside now that do are done with your service?

ceemac: =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=)). ... June? That's ridiculous... Its even via d line am uploading dis comment now.. ♍ɑ̤̈̊ subscription is active and on that line.. I am even replying some whatsapp msg simultaneously... Those whatsapp guys must be crazy... Send your no, let me add u up!

Unibentatafo #teamOsun! Leggo

Just sent you a message on what's app...check it

NaijaKnight: My night was great bro...no be me hold remote ooo. Na either honeydear or cleoqueen hole am. House! Anybody with the control, abeg FF» oooooooo!
The wait has made me so interested in the election there. See me dey watch #osunelections for Goodmorning Nigeria on NTA...NTA. You know it's bad when you watch NTA

Even if I hold the control, I go spoil am...although osun will be fun, it's the stress I'm not looking forward to at all

NaijaKnight: Goodmorning B2014 Osun prospectives. Honeydear, addonismuller, agbaji, cleoqueen, agatha88, anosike, prixxy, ngozi and other creamy #teamosun babes and guys- with y'all in camp, I can't just wait. Osun go so make sense e!

Good morning to you too...hope your night was good?

ceemac: 08156816216...

Are you sure you still use this number for what's app?...you were last online in june..what gives?...I have added you sha

Diddygyal: awww!
Apapa, Lagos.

Ook...eya..we will see in camp then..I'm off to bed...nyt nyt

Vig86: I ran a background check on you and found out that your 484 posts are on NYSC related issues. Hoping to see you there, #OsunB14.

Background check on me?...wow...ok...hope to see you too...don't be a stranger

Diddygyal: Hi everyone,I was posted to Osun state. Was disappointed at first cos I worked for Akwa Ibom but right na,after reading thru here, I'm thankin God I was posted there.Can't wait to meet u guys. Love y'all!!! #dancing shoki#

Can't wait to see you too dear...we are going to rock osun so bad

Diddygyal: me tooo ohhh!

Correct geh...where are you going from?...I will leave from warri or benin

Hissexcellencie: okay...that sounded a lil" too razz buh all I can say you wee enjoy it.

prixxy7: yeah. And dat awkward moment wen we ar all in d same camp and we get to see ourselves ƒø̲̣̣я̅ real and each of us be like ; cleoqueen ȋ̝̊̅§ dis rily you, U̶̲̥̅̊ sound different and feel different or someone else be like ; hisexcellencie, na you be dis, I don die it myt take a lil time ƒø̲̣̣я̅ us to bring nairaland to reality and live it. But we wuld adapt sha cos we have been flowing well. So it wulda been a 9ce one tho

This geh, you are feeling me...we tease each other here, relate with each other here so that would have made it easier...it's just wishful thinking jor and boredom

Hissexcellencie: This "300; Rise Of Empires" movie didn't live up to my expectations. Mssheeew. Anybody downloaded "Think like a Man2"?? Or any other beta movies?

Think like a man too is nice...very hilarious...checkout..blended, the dawn of the planets of the apes, the guardians of the galaxy, half of a yellow sun..nice movies

Hissexcellencie: Na only me go dey drill you

Hahahahahaha...Hissexcellencie

Hissexcellencie: *scratches head* Winsh dey do meeting under tree

Hahahahahaha..so I heard o..and again, na Wetin Nigeria film dey teh me

adonismuller: hehehe,i wish i get remote to fast forward d days

Funny thing is that I don't even want to fast forward the days o..when I know the stress and all I'm going to face...let the day be slower sef

emenik08: Na im b say u r on a longggggg tin. Yoruba pple love dia language pass amala. Me only sabi my name 4 yoruba bt we go learn am together .

*scratching head*...I never learn my own language finish, I go come add Yoruba join?...na only me really waka come

kennykg: We still dey wait for governor here ooo...

On my way back from mami while i was walking towards a dark part i head an angelic voice say "hello" . I just ignored and continue walking until i head the voice again then i knew it was definately me since i was alone then i looked back and saw an angelic face with diamond glowing eyes staring at me.... We exchanged pleaseantries and not forgetting to compliment her beauty,after some mins of chit chat and answering camp related questions then i knew i finally got one creamy babe to myself.

As we continued walking and talking, i watch her smile and giggle every second which got me fully jazzed up. Just as we approached the light i deeped my hands into my pocket to get my phone so i request for her contact, i raised my head up to see the reflection of light on her milky skin with a big smile on my face my eyes saw the unthinkable.


She was pregnant


na only me waka go hostel

Hahahahahaha...mehn this shits funny

Hissexcellencie: make d state in ur imagination be beta one o! Not like kano or some northern shii. But it woulda been cool. Perhaps I'd be platoon leader. P.s. I'm not His Excellency for nothing

Regardless of the state, the people in this house would've still made it fun...that's how much faith I have in everyone here ...if you go be platoon leader, that's means na flexing for camp for me na...no morning drills

kennykg: abeg make i wash you so you go shine more

Hahahahahaha...abi o...how's the camp today na?

Hissexcellencie: Bae, you know say under tree sumtin would make more sense with you innit.

I don't know o..I no be winch wey dey do meeting for under tree

obayaya: look at you

Lazy girl

Wetin I go do na?...it will even be fun for the kids

adonismuller: i greet u all my osun creamie babes and creamie guys,how is the waiting goin?

The waiting no be here o.. But Wetin man go do na?

lizzy22: @honeydear, cleo, ngozi, moonprince!! U guys can add me on bbm...

Ook...thanks

emenik08: No fear, sometyms we do somtins out of ignorance. Only say if u no dey understand yoruba then NA ONLY U GO WAKA COME

Aaah...ejor...I don't understand one bit of Yoruba o...if they just speak Yoruba in my class, I will tell them to pick pin sharp sharp