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stop pursuing girls and start pursuing money. you can get any girl you want if you have money. girls will be the one pursuing you when you have money. at the snap of your fingers, you can get any babe. that is why you see the ugly guys with money getting all the fine girls around while you that is forming fine boy is getting the ugly ones without class. girls need raw cash to tidy up themselves. they like guys who can spend money silly whose pockets are loaded with hot cash. who has money to throw around. they don't like dealing with broke guys who cannot take care of them. so, get money. the era of fine boy is over, girls are wise now. forget about girls if you are a broke guy. no need waisting your little resources. A guy with money talks and ladies listen. money answers all things like the bible says. any girl that told you that she loves you as broke as you are is lying and the truth is not in her. if another guy that has money comes around her, she will quickly dump your broke ass for that guy. guys with money takes any girl they want even if she is another guy's babe. ladies like money than love. it is money that generates their love.when there is no money, love jumps out of the window. money answers all things, therefore gets money. you will not talk too much when you have money. your money will do the talking and she will listen. go now and make money genuinely. go and get the passport now. thanks.

stick to ur wife no matter what. beware of HIV.

Mzflexydeeva:
HMMMMMMMMM! SERIOUSLY, HOW MUCH FUN CAN A GUY BE ONLINE ODA DAN ASKING JAMB QUESTIONS

the fact is that many ladies are just too lazy to use their brain. those k type ladies disgust me. they always kill conversation.

i know some few guys also frustrate conversation sha .

Blackeard:
Another problem is most nigerian ladies r boring. They can't hold a convo to save their life. They expect u to be the only one talking while they just stay there chipping in the occasional "oh" "k" "kk" "lol" "aii". Nothing turns me off more than monosyllabic responses

i agree with this. boring ladies everywhere.

Adminisher:
Jonathan has made more N100 trillion from oil sales, taxes, royalties and other IGR since he came into office. He has given us railways, a few roads and universities of the poorest quality for N15 trillion. All the rest of the money (about N75 trillion) has been stolen by a few people and you are too blind to see. Why would you allow a man and his clique who are not as smart as you to deceive you?.

who are those people? mention their name. has anyone accused Jonathan of stealing? Jonathan did something but what has the past leaders done?

MEND is just deceiving buhari. let us wait for the time to come.

dinachi:
For using the name of the Lord (GOD) in vain, so shall the Lord smite you and the Amalekite(GEJ)

apc tout like you.

Kolade354:
Jonathan dont send you to come here and make empty threat to your fellow citizens. List out his achievement and canvass vote for him.

Jonathan is the man. u and your family should vote for Jonathan. look at how Jonathan transform our railways. he established 12 new universities and more. he is really working. let's give him more time to do more. everything will function by God's grace.

Kolade354:
just take a look at the comment you made.........If your grand child you see this 30 years to this time he will surely know you are a motor park tout. You should be campaigning for jonathan not make empty threat to ordinary citizen. Jonathan wont be proud of you nor we the pdp family.

my grand children will know that i'm not a coward like u. we talk and we act. we dnt make empty threat. watch your back. nonsense.

alberto2k:
1. The petty shopper: These type of people are usually seen after shopping with a blueband butter and u wonder if that they can't be gotten from mallam Audu beside your house

2. The cameraman: you see this pple
snaping like the are contesting for paris best picture of the year They might even ask u to help them take pictures..

3. The pricer: This people walks into the
sony showroom pricing every tabs,tv,electronics,and the
last thing u hear is I'll check back, loool

4. The strolling crew: Right from the entry point of these people,dey
pace around without having any specific task, showing off and they tend to join the number 2 crew later

5. The babes/guys finder: The sole aim
of these both sex is to find a date,spouse,or
sexxmate. E.g my Nigga skimpledawg.. They'll just seems to disappear after accomplishing their mission.. Some will just fake a call and go out, Lol

6. The KFC pretender: You'll see this people
sited on the KFC table with a bottle of sprite just for
coming to shoprite sake.. I can tell that the ladies are mostly guilty of this

7. The family members crew: God,these family sweeps the entire walkway with the whole extended family,if u no stand well and dem jam u,u go think say na obasanjo use belle
jam u.. Lol

8. The Excessive shopper crew: mostly women, you'll beging to wonder if they'll be anything left for you to buy when they finish shopping..

9. The mother with kids: you'll just spot her trying to call her kid(s) to order Or yelling at him/her not to touch anything or move around the mall.. "Junior! Come back here...stay right here, Don't touch this, Don't touch that... I'll beat u o, bla bla bla... "

10. The Gadget and callers crew just when u think you've had enough of everything scene from different crew,
you'll spot someone punching his/her phone and smiling, probably surfing on Nairaland or chatting and again you'll hear a tiny angelic voice "Hello baby, am at shoprite I'll call u back when I get back home Or
A loud but calm Voice "Guy how far, omo me dey shoprite... Ur papa, even chewing gum I no dey buy for u...I go Meet u for Suxxman place when i finish.. Haahahaha U dey mard, later tinz Guy" lol

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nice write up there.

alienvirus:
Who is this one? Where did you come from? I expected you to debunk what I said. You blabbed like a noob.

there is nothing to debunk there. everyone that read that your comment knows that it's a pure nonsense. please grow up.

WhiteTechnology:
Don't mind Barcani

He is calling others cowards but can't post his true picture phone number and address

Imagine him calling Asari we know a coward while hiding behind his keyboard

u are right. he is a big one.

Atouke:
Speak for your self. i am a SS man that will stand my ground for the sake of GEJ second term. I dont care if he does anything for the SS or not, but we know what he has done for Nigeria in this short time despite the politically motivated violence in the NE, and will do more if given the opportunity.any attempt to gang up against jonathan will not be well for the unity of this country. North had 38 yrs what dis they do for the North? SW had 11yrs with OBJ what did he do for the SW? GEJ must have his second term thats what equity demands.

This problems you are listing did GEJ cause them? was it not present with nigeria while all the others were president? what did they do about it? a wanabe ijaw abok--i like you. will deny your tribe for political crumbs.

that guy is not from SS. he talks like a coward.

articlepublish:
nigeria will never break up. but everything will rely on the power of election day which PDP uses to win when ever they are serious.

it is PDP or no other. Jonathan will prove to buhari that he is a failure once more. i hope all this apc noise makers will come out that day. they think it's by making noise on nairaland here?

alienvirus:
Msheeeew. Oil wey no get value again. Talk better commodity jor. They can all drink their oil for all I care.

this is so dumb. it shows that u have a baby mentality. kids all over this forum. please i beg you, grow up.

nep2ra:
You had some spare time on your hands, found a computer or smartphone and decided to type this drivel.

Small pikin wey wan dey talk like big man.

Go sleep. Na ogogoro wey you drink dey talk.

Anumanu!

*spits on his ugly face*

shut up. small goat like u. do u know what we are talking here? mumu boy. do u think ur father can protect u when the war starts? small pickin. *spits on ur pitiable existence* kids all over this forum. na wao.

OrlandoOwoh:
You need to go back to the romance section, where you belong.

i have the right to belong to all the sections on this forum. no be your papa get the forum.

eleko1:
Gospel according to saTANist finance Minister.Hope dis woman won't find her way to kirikiri soon? Waiting patiently for our incoming President BUHARI.

guy, u will have to wait forever.

no need. we've already know him. we know the kind of person he was.

PUSH1:
Don't be deceived guy. Nobody wan die but everybody wan go heaven... Stop all this your bedroom noise...it's becoming chidish.

ok. let me not talk too much. till then. u will know that Jimi Agbaje spoke the truth. it is not far again.

Adminisher:
We actually are not desperate for Niger Delta oil but they also will not be allowed to trade it in our littoral waters. We also will do economic blockade and block entry of goods and services into any part of the Niger Delta stopping production, this might cause some hunger and a lot of hardship. Also we will do regular air surveillance with the airforce and if a few bombs drop on civilians we won't take responsibility. Tom Polo also does not own the oil, it belongs k the Niger delta people who are part of Nigeria.
If he and his group start on this road there is only one end result for him personally and that is that he ends up horizontally in a body bag or mortuary slab somewhere.

una sabi talk sha. continue deceiving yourself.

WhiteTechnology:
Leave him and the other NL baby

Even in my Church, the elderly Yorubas who fought in the war are uncomfortable with the unfolding events


I pity the two of them

this tribe u just mentioned are.... let me not complete it. but i know u code. they are always afraid to fight.

barcanista:
Like I said, you are a coward, an empty head. I don't know your tribe but I can bet that you aren't from the Ijaw tribe... Empty head... "I will", "We will" nonsense! You shouldn't threaten, make a statement by May 29. Coward!

i know ur tribe. they are the biggest cowards in the whole of Nigeria. just be prepared for the battle if Jonathan is not re-elected. i know too that buhari can never win.he is a loser.

WhiteTechnology:
Hilarious

Block where

Something the stubborn OBJ failed to achieve


Babies online

that guy is a real baby.

meracool:
Yes I'm

But I want to ReItrate a Point that.. Once GMB Wins. Nothing Spectacular will Happen that will warrant to what Jimi Is Predicting..

he will not win. if he wins, there would be problem. he will always lose.

barcanista:
Don't mind those empty drums

u call it empty drum? dnt worry, u will be the first to run.start preparing ur visa now.

barcanista:
Coward!!! I dare you and other bastards to try shut any oil installation... By the way, Have you ever seen an oil installation before?

shut up. we dnt make empty noise. watch out.

WhiteTechnology:
Tell them

No GEJ No oil No Nigeria


All man go answer his papa name

dem nor know. till then.

meracool:
I question if your are really Clever..

Instead of Jimi Agbaje to be busy Going aroung to canvass Little vote for himself in Lagos He is Busy Meddling into what is Inconsequential to We Lagosians..

he is just speaking the obvious. that is what will happen if Jonathan is not re-elected.


i'm clever. what about u?