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please, why is arsenal like this?

ikp120:
My bet9ja ticket, merry Christmas!

hmm..

JoaquinElChapo:
cnt b true. I trust her

i don't think you know her.

JoaquinElChapo:
u fr real?

yea.

do you think that there is any word like christmas in the bible? if no, why are we celebrating it? did Jesus asked us to celebrate it? i need an answer.

if you have a crush or fuckmate on nairaland, do not forget to wish them a merry xmas. For me, all the beautiful ladies here on nairaland are my crush. so i'm wishing them a merry xmas. most expecially my fuckmate on nairaland Fego( username withheld). so, you guys should just mention the names of your crush or fuckmate and wish them a merry xmas.

i wish you all a merry christmas. have fun and don't forget to give.

maximus10:
bros sorry in advance

but the game is not yet over

arsenal will win this match. if u believe, click like.

do not shiver, do not faint in heart cos Nigeria will rise again.
happy independent day. wishing u a blissful month.

dastranger:
Was expecting this kind yeye analogy from the waywards .. .

i know your type. hypocrite.

why would you want to buy a car without testing it?

prettythicksme:
Tani o need?shey o sun ni?

be damn plain.

one-quarter of my salary every month goes to the sex business. i just like sex. dnt blame me ok.

KingTom:
Oh I'm sorry you will be conferred a chieftaincy title by Tompolo in Gbaranatu kingdom

nor be me o. but seriously, i want to stop sex but i couldn't.

Glitzdasilva:
So u are a fornicator?

what is fornicator?

prettythicksme:
Op fuvkboy!Now tell me,wat da fuvk is ur problem?

i gat no problem. i just need you.

KingTom:
I can see that. Buhari needs to hear this you must be nominated for the national honours.

if it is buhari, count me out o.

ErnieSmallzz:

i just like sex and i find it hard to stop. it's like food to me.

KingTom:
Congratulations sir I'm sure this would be mentioned in the next UN meeting. You have just earned yourself a place in the Nobel prize list

thank you for congratulating me. the sex business is yielding good result.

emusmithy:

do i look like a joker?

i have had sex with six nairaland babes and i'm intending to make the number seven by the end of july. but i don't know that lucky girl that wants to be number seven. just pm me if you are interested. ok. i'm damn serious.

discoprophet:
Maybe your zunayoko reaches her tear duct..

is that so?

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]You're causing her pains now

Haba, it is too big for her[/color]

but they like it big na.

ireneony:
It means u did not hit the Gspot

what is center of gravity?

STFUand4kMeHARD:
Hmmm ..... errrrrm ... i wouldnt wanna burst your purple, but thats long enough time for lots of water to pass underneath your bridge.
I wouldnt wanna conclude but i'd be worried if i were you

abeg go sit down. nothing like that. i dey 100% sure. na u get am.

Likei:
it means you are hiv positive.

i dnt think so. maybe it is due to the way i fingered, suck and penetrate her.

queenoflafia:
I don tire for nairalanders.children everywhere

i dont think this topic is for children like you ok.

STFUand4kMeHARD:
When last did you guys get tested .... you never can tell

three months ago.

STFUand4kMeHARD:
She has HIV and feels guilty infecting you. Knowing that you are oblivious of the death warrant you are signing while ignorantly fvcking moves her to tears.
R.l.P in advance

thank you but we are both negative.

i need someone to explain it to me. does it mean that the girl enjoys it very well or not.