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[quote author=CumHoponMyDivk post=42413384][/quote]Imagine this mumu trying to be funny in a stupid quote with a stupid grammatical structure

Harbosede02:
Doesn't look funny to me tho

Did the topic say it was a funny one?

This garri own na issue oh

Shortyy:
Currently searching for a fvck to give.

If you've not found yet, I have one to give

Chestar5:
Mtcheew ...
Its not our fault .....

NONSENSE

Calm down dear, don't take it personally.... It's just a joke

I thought Buhari has a law that prohibits money laundering

Branding

First thing you should do if thank God.
Even on your post, thank God.

breadandtea:
Hello everyone, this issue has been bothering me for a while now, so I decided to speak up here because I know I would get good 'advises' from people here.

I come from a family of 3 girls (our only brother died when he was less than one), I'm the Eldest (22), the next is 19 and the last is 16. We stay with our parents in Lagos.
I was very close with my immediate younger sister, I still remember many fun times we had together. But our relationship started drifting apart during our secondary school period, we started talking less. I remember I reacted harshly towards her when she used a little of my N100 I was storing for midnight call and things even got worse from that moment.
She joined me in UNIPORT, and we were staying together off-campus. Some times, we barely say more than 50 words to each other in a day, she prefers to gist with our neighbors.

Whenever I see other siblings in my compound, I know something is not just right! We don't even gist normal girly stuffs like boyfriends, makeup, dresses & co, and it really bothers me. We barely even quarrel, I think for the past 3-4 years, we've only quarreled 2 or 3 times.
Though we are both close to our youngest sister.

So please advise me on what to do. Thanks.

I just logged in to comment on your post!
First of all, I feel your grief.... I am a first born too and I understand.
Just as If a family is to be enjoyable- it must first start from the parents then it'll go down to the kids so is it your obligation to spice up the relationship between you and your siblings.
Too bad you are not guys, we have our own unique way of digging things up like playing computer games and stuffs like that.
You can start by taking them out on a Sunday, just spend a little., it'll lighten up the atmosphere for you to converse with her. Include the youngest sibling so it doesn't look as is you're buying her off.
Just have a good time together beforebefore engaging her in such discussions, it'll help

AND REMEMBER, YOU MUST (AND I REPEAT! , YOU MUST) KNOW WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR SISTER IF YOU CARE ABOUT HEY AND DON'T WANT HER TO STAY. IT'S YOUR OBLIGATION AS LONG AS YOU ALL ARE STILL UNDER ONE ROOF

Misterlaby:
Stop being funny...

That was for 10 pieces of the phone.. @ 21k each

Who is talking about being funny here, look wella and see that there is still a "BUY NOW" button under that price tag.
Its definitely a mistake

Austinoski:
My First Productive Application; a Quadratic Equation Solving Application. i designed every Algorithm myself. i programmed it with Python and programmed the GUI in Kivy Framework for innovative cross platform app development.

I am a self taught programmer.
I need People to work with and program something better; thereby improving our skills as people around me have little or no interest or passion for computer programming..

i will upload a screenshot of my App so you can see how it looks and give me feedback for i am planning on releasing it to the public via Play Store.

Hello, you did well owing to the fact that you are a self taught programmer good one, buh u need to work on your design because design is everything. Take care of your details... UI and UX
if you are in Enugu lets meet up, reply me..... I like serious minded guys

SLIDEwaxie:
park well, hypocrite. Na only my comment u see wey resemble tribal?

Thank you

SLIDEwaxie:


Foolish idiot. Where have u met a yoruba with a tribal mark coming from the back of his head?

Oloriburuku omo yigbo!

Why the abuse, don't turn this to tribal war please

This is a lie plus the kind of grammar you're blowing .... I have every reason to doubt the authenticity of this story.

Anyway, it's none of ma bizzzzs

ruggedboy01:
We know where this happen


I no call tribe oooo

Even if you call the tribe, it doesn't mean you're tribally biased.... It's just an awareness creation
They should get developed

pretydiva:
Don jazzy head use style big shall ...

Chop wetin the guy don chop and know whether your head will still remain the same

vivianblog:
hmmmmmm

Hmmmmm Vivian, you're a fine girl shaaa

So what happens when a vein is mistakenly cut, do you mean to tell me that no child has died as a result of this.

Jezzzz I see tribal marks everyday buh I've never in my wildest imaginations thought that it was this grave.
Truely this is barbaric and inhumane, thank God I'm a new generational specie
Are there still tribes doing this now at this present age in Nigeria?


Lalasticlala
Please make a push

axortedbabe:
na so nairaland dun yeye reach?

Hope you've seen how Nairaland don yeye reach

Don't buy phones from aliexpress bro.
Trust me you'll regret it later

TellingItAsItIs:
Who you don help??

Hahahahahaha don't take it personal.... I've always been so furious with the people that write this until it was listed among warri slangs, I then took a chill pill seeing it was meant for fun and not sarcasm.
I'll continue doing it its fun trolling at the same time trolling
#peace

dayosaurus:
We Better stop Dissing These Kenyans, they are protected by animal rights

Blood of Allah

Who then help

Who them help

darmys:
same way some people see politics , sports. Etc.... if we were all the same. Life would be boring

Hehehehehe tell him again

I'll spoil his charging port and go back to sleep