dstnd:
how old are u ?tell me oo

You did worse at his age trust me... the only thing that would convince him to stay cool for now until he's of age is experience..
And that he doesn't have... allow the boy flex his adolescence

9ja gladiators, only if there were no saboteurs in their midst.
God be with you

The only reason I like vadvice threads is because of the kind of funny comments you get and that's the same reason I hate Nairaland.

we bleeped up for some time and later became the masters... Allow yourself to bleep up , that's the experience of growth. .

Nobleman4jesus:
Does anybody know where I can fix it?

if you're in Enugu contact me via my profile or Whatsapp me. my number is there

danieljessy:
always browsing with ma payg..#payG rocks

does it still work on android phones or only on PC ?

Those boobs though

AnnieBeyonce:
Jeeezzzz...diz is crazy! Ok i am not a virgin for heaven sake!!

oh you're no longer a Virgin, I thought it was only GEJ that is clueless .

and BTW for a first class student it's not
"am 25" rather "I'm 25" .
"for heaven's sake " and not "heaven sake" .....

don't come and start forming Zahra Buhari here,
please face your studies and stop talking virginity shiiit

klassiquette:
Hmm all this guys hating on her... you think it's easy to keep being a virgin?

lose it if it's not easy ... why hold on the suffering and keep telling everyone about it? That's not maturity

Nneka123:
hehe, i've done this once sha! just once. That night was awesome . cause i was abundantly rich on airtimes

Hahahahahha maga paid........!
Abeg flex on jare... no be your fault say you be woman

SkinnyDude:
i'm just honest and trustworthy.
when you run biz with me, i will never cheat you. and i strive to fulfill every promise i made.

Sounding like a data reseller

bigtt76:
If na today she disgraced you, how one come take de close since yesterday? #justasking

Hahahahhahahahahah this comment just disorganised my ribs
one million dollars for you Bae anytime I get am

ewizard1:
It requires a Phone... I dont presently have a phone and i need to whatsapp!!!

#Please dont suggest Bluestacks!

use youwave... thank me later

what is bird flu .... you mean bird flew,
Here in Enugu we've not heard of it.....

nekaa:
read 99 more times ... then if you don't get it your sense of humor or the sense of reasoning as a whole might be completely dead

LoLz I now understand..... thank you for push ,didn't realize this first one delivered

Is this supposed to be funny or is my sense of humour completely dead.

I didn't grab please

lols... @72k

Any time I watch Jason statham'z movie I feel like I'm a god.
I always wished I was as good as he is. You know deal with three persons with just a move .

I'll be untouchable gadamit!!!
And super strong.....
Buh hey wake up Clinton..... You don't even have an ordinary 2packs to start with

aliyug79:
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Are you on Whatsapp let's talk
Get my number from my profile

I have the clone .... And it's for sale
Very cheap

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HSDPA 850 / 900 / 2100
HSDPA 900 / 2100
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LAUNCH
Announced 2014, September
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Weight 120 g (4.23 oz)
SIM Micro-SIM - Single SIM model
Dual SIM (Micro-SIM/Nano-SIM, dual stand-by)

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Video 1080p@30fps, check quality
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Confirming Virginity status

vosquare:

It's done... Thanks.... But I think d WhatsApp plus is no more working

It's still working.... But toy have to go and get the anti ban version.

Check Google .....I advise you just manage the official whatsapp bro ... Before you get a lifetime ban

Ladies em trying to meet up with us since 15AD ....

FYI! ... What we can do, no woman can do better

MzzTega:

Bros,you are inviting dose guys frm politics section oo,abeg.

Lols someone is already on the alert

vosquare:

Thanks.. It worked but d WhatsApp is not installing

Give me a screen shot if what your Whatsapp is saying
And make sure you restarted your device.

benkings:
I wonder what ur life will look like after d election...every thread na buhari,gej,apc,pdp una no dey tayaa shiooooor

Allow us live in the moment nah..... We ain't gon see another election until 4yrs time.
Join the train sir!

BAE = BUHARI's AGENDA EVIL

vosquare:

Have rooted my phone... What type of xplore do u mean?

This xlpore app is what I mean.
1. get the app and open it
2. click options and go to configurations
3. Root access: set to mount writable
4. go to the root tab on the second picture and click on the find icon as directed in the picx
5. type Whatsapp and click okay.... search will begin
6. delete any thing called Whatsapp in your search
7. go back and repeat no 4. .... now you type subway surf and keep repeating 4-6 for any app that is giving you installation problem.
8. when you're done.... restart your phone.

thank me when you're done

axortedbabe:
Poo tank is nw an asset..

Hahahahahhaha