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Can you please leave the so called bitches alone for once

lonelydora:
Don't be deceived, Alsatian can be friendly but Rottweilers are not friendly at all. If you think I'm lying, visit my brother's house.

hahahahahaha BEST POST ON NAIRALAND THIS YEAR

Sommyangel:
Oyibos and suicide.. But this one is not even white

Hmmmmm very beautiful

Estharfabian:
Lmfao...""

it's just a wedding...it could be Re-scheduled..

....I'd gladly take the contract with pride, dignity and a Huge grin... "''

Lol at your profile, it's so funny
Liking it already

IamBae:
Just pray

Hmmmmm pray kwa... When has sex before marriage become something you just pray to God about.
My sister park well oh

[size=20pt]Calling him ms cop gives him a certain desirable approach.

You know he doesn't deserve that name cop. Cop is for responsible American police officers [/size]

christinie:
am in marriedapp

Hahahahahaha this woman is a programmer, she just developed a new chat app with mouth
Chai naija una get mouth oh

[size=14pt]She is even wearing jeans, not even something skimpy and sexy[/size]

jakesund:
holy smokes....

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO HELP SHINE A TORCH ON YOUR RECHARGE CARD...ONLY FOR ETISALAT TO TELL YOU ITS BEEN LOADED

Hahahahahaha I rest my case

Pix please
That's the only language I understand now
And besides, these are hausa guys oh , please government don't fund this project cos they will definitely dash it to their boko haram brothers.

Hmmmmm but this is weird coming from my northern brothers..... Just thinking with my empty skul

StealthyMe:
YunOS is actually AliBaba's customized Android OS. Just made certain modifications to the AndroidOS.
Moreover phones like Meizu and Xiaomi use it.

Please this name sounds Nigerian.... Is the guy Chinese based Igbo man or what?

nairalandist:
@clinton594

You don't need to pile up certificates for your software knowledge, it is totally unnecessary. AutoCad for instance is very common amongst engineers and it would seem very archaic of you to present a certificate from a training center...

Your certificate is your level of proficiency with the softwares, if the company needs you to prove your skills, they'll put u on the hot seat

Hmmmmm so before they put me on the "hot seat", how would they know I have that knowledge to begin with if not written on a certificate.

Don't be annoyed, I'm still a novice

Hmmmmm you can't be serious bro..... I'm waiting for comments to help me decide.
I'm sure there are people out there who tackled it before

Hello everyone, I'm a fresh graduate of Mechanical Engineering from Esut.
I'm proud to say I've acquired small amount of skills personally without a professional training buh my pride comes to an end with this little worry about how to present these skills in my forthcoming C.V preparation.

I have and advanced knowledge on
AutoCad
Solid works
CNC gsk demo
Computer software and hardware troubleshooting
The whole Microsoft office packages
And some video and photo Editing skills

Buh have no certificate to show for them.
While in school, a lot of us engaged in extracurricular activities which we ended up not having certificates on, so my question goes to the masters who have scaled through this situation before to enlighten us more.

How does one get a certificate for skills acquired without an official or professional training?

Cc lalasticlala
Ishilove

LordMecuzy:
Nawa Obiano should do something quickly maybe clear the drainage system and build more drainage system in Anambara

What do you even call drainage system, more than 60% of that water came from from underground and I'm really positive about this. I've stayed in floody areas.
The ground around there is already filled up and this is matter of the federal. That onitsha big river needs to be taken care of

chymystique:
You must be an illiterate abagoro ! How is that the fault of the government? @least the gov is far more better than your Okezie Ikpeazu that's wasting cement claiming he is building roads. If the residents of those areas cant contribute money and build proper drainage system for their neighbourhood and keep it tidy always then they should keep swimming in the ocean of mud water... They should keep waiting for Gov Obiano..

My dear what drainage can the poor masses construct with their meager contributions?
This requires federal fund bro

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And I kept on trying

As of March 2015, at least 62 countries have stockpiles of cluster munitions.[94] Countries listed in bold have subscribed to the Wellington Declaration, agreeing in principle that their stockpiles should be destroyed.

These countries still kept their cluster bombs even after agreeing to destroy it's deposit after the international ban. And Nigeria is inclusive

Algeria
Angola
Azerbaijan
Bahrain
Belarus
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Brazil
Bulgaria
China
Croatia
Cuba
Egypt
Estonia
Eritrea
Ethiopia
Finland
France
Georgia
Germany
Greece
Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
India
Indonesia
Israel
Italy
Jordan
Kazakhstan
North Korea
South Korea
Kuwait
Libya
Mongolia
Morocco
Netherlands
Nigeria
Oman
Pakistan
Peru
Poland
Romania
Russia
Saudi Arabia
Serbia
Singapore
Slovakia
South Africa[106]
Spain

psychologist:
But dude is not unclad

Hahahahahaha jeez , 3000 likes for this guy jareee

So is the size of one human being is half the size is a grain of sand compared to the universe. Why would we be feeling too important, too big to worship God, too big for our fellow human beings.

If this is true, then I'm the biggest fool on earth to have felt too big

Republlican:
Pls don't join the wagon
You can check amazon but not saying its this same one.drones are every where you can even get fairly used once for s few bucks in my area

Please I need it for my project in school.... I need to know the mechanism behind it.
Is t for sale?

chiibekee:
ezigbo onyeigbo ka m bu. Ejighim nri odinala anyi egwuri egwu.

Otu I si atapiri okwu gi a di m uto nke ukwuu. Chukwu okike gozierem gi, ezigbo nwada.

Obi na-ato m rikpo rikpo mgbe obula m huru nwa'afo ka o na-atabiri okwu Igbo ka o na-ede edemede na bekee

chiibekee:
U need to add more cos av eaten all of those

Hmmmmm nne ibukwa onye mme mme oh

eightsin:
Mad fellow!! But op,pity ingrish small na.. abi mak we kill am 2geda?..
Lol

Smart son of a bitch, I was about reading through your 'almighty grammatical composition' only to find out you used pigin instead.
I can sense you're among those who detect gbagaun buh can't make an effort to correct it.

Dumb smartness

Hahahahahaha you just killed it with no 10

tayo52:
How much are u willing to pay it,just 3months old infinix hot2,very clean

I'm in Enugu

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How can u get it correctly when all those calcs are those of our fore fathers

Where is the funny here

Hahahahaa

Why do Nigerians like laughing twice like the above