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chucky234: What a beetle-headed Islamic scholar, a plagiarist who has done more harm to this country than all the past CBN governors combined still got the gut to question the Reps why he is the most summoned CBN governor.
That incompetent goon should be kicked out of government.

what harm has he done?

Hmmmm..na my area be dix o...and i no dey area..mak i holla house

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RIchibabe: diabetes? That can Never be true ok. My body is the temple of Christ so therefore Sickness cannot Live in my body! NEVER

then why the complain in the first place..temple ko mansion ni

Poor management

Biafra

Alomo working

jhydebaba: I laugh in ijebu

ijebu ko arabic ni

bunmioguns: Stale

supported

Xionez: Who wan try me?. . . *beats his chest*

*slap him..and throw him in front of train and he die* :-P

xyoung: WHO IS AT FAULT? Akpos walked into a political rally and he saw a young female journalist with a badge on ...her bosom region saying; "PRESS" ...and he pressed. GBOSA! and she slapped him.. Abeg tel me, who's at fault?

!d!ot bush pig copy cat

N0nsense..i just waste my mb

jhydebaba: Water and garri makes my lunch

hmm

I GO CELEBRATE IN MY OWN WAY!

Hmmm..so what about there money?

kola oloye: At last

at last wat

Na person wey do bad tin go dey fear mumu fear

Beync: *sends this boy to guard room*

*rescue the boy..den give him a dirty slap*

Instead of make torres strike make we use turnbull/mikel

Hmm

Who dey house?

toyo C: You can check this thread out;

www.nairaland.com/1045055/really-wana-gain-weight#12147799

tnx

*yawns*

larride: The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement, a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points in his body.. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.



The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000. The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes, He walked Out with $96,000.

The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied,'From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.' It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two Officers had received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a Medical Officer.

The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to 'drop 'em,' which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back. "Dear Lord!", he suddenly exclaimed,

''Where are your testicles?''


The old Chief calmly replied, '' Iraq !!''



The medical doctor died instantly

*falls inside pit latrine*

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