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We need lampard for torres :-D

freecocoa: I wanted Moses but did he have to remove oscar?

This coach sef dey jonse o

he removed hazard not oscar

Valiantvaliant: thank you very much guys. *calls bartender* 2 Martinis and 3 Moets each for these gentlemen*

no oo..na malt i dey drink

Torres nid to come nigeria league

Imanuelle: Sorry oh!
Don't mind d stupid commentator on my radio!

you need cain!

Hbd dude

odizzy: oboyeee, guy u must be a bully back den in primary sch

lol

ujchief: did u read my post well b4 replying? U must hav mistaken my post wit anothers'

i was thinking d same 2

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Oops ! Brain dey expire ? [/quote]yeeees!

Buffalo :-D

blink182: Go and learn how to construct complete sentences before you come to the court of public opinion to air rubbish.

idíot u just want to talk..what is wrong in the sentence..cant ya brain tell u dat is english and pidgin..abi ya brain don expire?

berem: and who told you the igbos aint large? You guys just keep talking without backing your comments with proof.didn't you check the last census before coming to conclusion that igbos are the smallest in the three major tribes? Smh

who told u igbo have large population compared to north and west..mak una go rent ppl to vote jaawe

acidtalk: Shut up there you bloody FOOL.
Wouldn't you rather have the like of a Rochas Okorocha has a predident who is making Education not just a compulsory priority but also FREE to his people. Than have a Fashola who is making Education a thing of luxury by increasing higher institution fees far above some Private university. Or a Jonathan who is busy paying militants from his region whooping somes every month and careless if ASU and Doctors go on strike for 10years.


Idio*t remove ethnic and religious sentiments from your life and see you progressing more.

LET OKOROCHA OF WAT D FÚCK HIS NAME..HIS RULE NAIJA..walahi biafraa don get chance to finish north

Mak i kip dix place down

Una be fool: How about the comments and likes generated in few seconds on some fb fan pages..i.e 3400 likes, 2388 comments, 1 minute ago! It's amazing!

o boi..na real be those one..check d page likes first

Only twitter bot visit site..fb na mumu site

Fathai: How does this affect our living standard......work or no work..........na der probs be dat...suffer still dey dance alanta with some peopl now.....them wan work togeda on hw to chop mor money

you have a spirituàl problem!

Awon olofo

Nxt page plz|thräshh

shugacaneman: What do u call lucky? That a team played 120mins conceded a goal and score one, won on penalties. That's not the definition of Luck.

no mind those bad belle ppl..when man u won it in 2008 is it not the same style dat it ended

HAZARD AND HIS 3VIL TEAM ARE STILL FUNCTIONING

Una be fool: I will patiently to see the response from pyguru @ www.nairaland.com/pyguru who is yet to log in since last year. Spiritual banning machine

even me still dey ponder but i dey wonder maybe na only me see am..but na lie

berem: are you using Nokia 3310? Cos am sure my BB shows me a clearer picture! Abeg go troway dat ya phone e don old

B WHAT!

Even nokia 2626 the smallest nokia java enabled phone go affect the with binu messenger

booqee: Mr Akpors ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error.
He got the car and started sending it on errands.
He was so proud of what the car can do without mistakes.
On dis fateful day, his wife urged him to ask d car to pick up the children from school.

So Mr Akpors went to their garage and said to the car, "Car, go and bring my children from school".
The car went and didn't return in time as expected. Mr Akpors became apprehensive,
dressed up, ready to
lodge a report at the
police station.
He and his wife just
stepped outside when
they saw the car
coming with an overload of children.
The car parked right in front of them and said, "These are your children sir"
In the car was their
Landlady's two
daughters, their choir
mistress two sons, his
wife's best friend's
daughter, their pastor's son and their neighbours two sons.
Wife(very angry): "so akpors wats d explanation for all dis?"
Mr Akpors, nonplussed,
calmly replied...
FIRST YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHY
YOUR OWN CHILDREN
ARE NOT IN THE CAR?

*falls from staircase*