Kobojunkie:
Dangote, the Father Christmas and savior of the Nigerian people, don crash the price of Petrol in Nigeria. 😁😁😁😁

I told em but they won't listen.
Ima dangote staff and I can tell you Dangote is wicked!
Look at his Cement? It's the largest and most expensive Cement in Nigeria.
Now people will buy this petrol @N1500/L in some Northern states.
Dangote Petrol is most expensive Petrol in Nigeria.
Dangote just wants profit and profits.

Rossikk:
I honestly don’t know what people see in that guy.

I would understand if it was Messi.

But I’ve never seen this guy dribble anybody on the field.

Just this his “by force” style of playing.

Pity!

jmoore:
Tinubu is a weapon fashioned against Nigeria.

Everybody must collect

Biznesworld:

Nowadays, people do these as full time business.

They're plenty on Nairaland sef.

Candidlady:


I was actually talking bout the time..

Having it late at night

Make una try dey calm down

Okay then..

But, you'll never know the feelings.
Try take LOUD before bed, you go know say na 3am Eba sweet pass.

Mintum:

Lmao 😂😂😂😂. Who is this kid? Are you even sure you're old enough to use the internet? Cry from now till forever or If you like convulse and drop dead, Taylor Swift is and will forever remain irrelevant to my life. 😂

Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

chukwuibuipob:
After drinking /mixture of HERO BEER with Mkpurumiri, nah the result be this.OKETE001, CYRUSVI, ROBOTO11, TJRA,,shortigboman, Obaofaba what's happening in Igbo land

How can someone be a monkey, living in Potopoto and still being wicked?!

These people matter tire me!

HellVictorinho8:



itz not dat serious bro.


she aint dat big.

I'm just kidding.
But Taylor is Bigger than you think.
She's got more than 13 Grammy awards, dozens of MTVs, Billboards, Choice, Brits, American Music awards etc.
If she was a footballer, she will be bigger than Messi and Ronaldo combined isn't it?!

THIS PEOPLE!!

Mintum:

I can see you also need to go back to school for proper education so you can start making proper statements that make actual sense. Stop killing yourself about who knows and who doesn't know Taylor swift and focus on improving your miserable life because it's obvious your personal problems are many indeed.

Professor werey, If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you.

Mintum:

She's irrelevant to my life.

Hehehehe
Then you inconsequential shitt-bagger is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.

Nigeria, we hail thee!!

Mintum:

Her endorsement couldn't even win an election in her own state not to talk of the whole country.

Answer this- Do you know Taylor Swift?!

Mintum:

Of course you confirm your stupidity by stupidly bringing people's parents into the discussion. You obviously lack home training in addition to your stupidity and idiocy. Stop throwing tantrums like a ten year old kid who had his candy taken away. I know it's hard for your childish mind to believe but not everyone knows Taylor swift and it's not the end of the world for everyone not to know her ok🤷.

Hehehe..
Werey, why get home training but cant mind his business?!
Your brain is full of rocking horse shitt.
You should go play on a freeway.

Candidlady:


Enjoyable maybe but not healthy

What?!
Eba is the best food in the World!
Its a fvcking balanced diet!

I can eat Eba Allday..
I just finished a big bowl of Eba, Egusi-soup, Chicken and Fish.

Wish you were here.

Mintum:

You must be an irredeemable idiot!! Calling someone dumb just because he doesn't listen to Taylor swift? You're very stupid indeed.

Your father is stupid!
He shouldve put it in your mother's ass

Cheapgadget:
I really don't know this Taylor woman

Everybody knows Taylor.
It's either you don't listen to good music or you're just dumb.

This reminds me of Lalasticlala- an Ex NL Moderator.

Nigerians are defeated people

bobby007:
See where dem package agulu fraud, video on Twitter show him at the back sit, laughing like a dense man

Obby na werey.

His seat no dey this bus, na salute he come salute his Masters.

bobby007:
See where dem package agulu fraud, video on Twitter show him at the back sit, laughing like a dense man

Obby na werey

Muslim-moslem ticket don scatter Nigeria.

BRACE for impact!

The great Tinubulation is here..

Everybody must collect!

Paulyaweh:
Food prices, transport, goods and commodity prices will shoot up this week..
Madness!

Can't wait for Oct first.

Paulyaweh:


We're in for a long ride...

400% increase in pump price in one year..

Everybody must collect

Rossikk:


Unlikely to own a car in the first place.



A toilet cleaner won't be kidnapped in Nigeria either. Use your brain.



Anyone in Nigeria with a cheap generator can have 24/7 electricity.



Not necessarily. There are very long waiting lists for operations and surgery in the UK's NHS for example. You have to wait YEARS for an operation in some cases. Many perish before their turn. Only the rich who can afford the monstrously expensive private hospitals can be guaranteed of ''excellent medicare''. SAME AS IN NIGERIA.



A toilet cleaner is more likely to be shot in America or stabbed in the UK, or get his house burgled, than meet any armed robbers in Nigeria.



WRONG. Toilet cleaners in the west are among the underclass who tend to eat cheap, processed foods like frozen pizza, frozen chips, and eat junk food. A Nigerian bank manger eats fresh, highly nutritious, natural, organic foods.



Not necessarily. Some of them live in terrible places a Nigerian bank manager could never live.



Free education is not new to Nigeria. How old are you?



What studies have you conducted to make that claim?

You can't just come online and make outrageous claims from your big, loud IPOB terrorist OUTCAST lips.

IPOB don suffer!

N1000/L petrol?!

Wetin be this?

Na Mumu go kee this man

Haaaa

PEACEFUL religion Den don reach Burkina?

immortalcrown:
Meaning?

light dey for Ogun state