₦airaland Forum

joinnow:
Just 2 out of million hawkers.
A larger sample size is more accurate because the study gets closer to the actual population size.

Wtf you saying?
2 in a market is okay for sampling.

Decade ago I was working with a very generous Woman, we were driving around Alausa, Ikeja when she spotted a beggar with two kids begging for alms.
She asked the driver to park and reverse, she called the lady to come over and asked her- What are the names of your kids?!
To our surprise, the beggar couldn't answer, she kept saying- pls help me, pls help me.
Madam became frustrated she asked driver to drive-off.
That beggar couldve gotten N200k+ Freebies from Madam Orphanage Foundation but she missed it.

gaby:
And so..?

"N8,000 can change the life of a youth who knows what he is doing" -- says Kashim Shettima


Signed,

Onanuga

Malta this, Malta that...
Now they've uncovered the man behind Malta Oil.
Yet nothing go happen.

Petrol is N725 in Kogi

phorget:
Miss Taraba kwa?🤷‍♂️

SE rejected her

overspeed

Curdlebug:
Una go just open waah!

Eh?!
Wetin you know?

Phone with no AI features at launch and underexposed low light photos?

It can't match Google Pixel 8a sef not to talk of iPhone 15 series or the indomitable Samsung S24 series.

Wtf did you know?!

Angelfrost:
Same reason some kids of tutors and academics don't do quite as well academically: Lack of Interest.

lack of interest is not comfortable with Language.
If your mother is a fluent English speaker, who are you not to speak it?
It's either the woman didn't raise the child or the child is extremely stupid.

mctech:
Exactly!
She has been correcting her all her life yet she's yet to learn.

Maybe she didn't raise the kid. It's outrageous!

Danzakidakura:
is not hereditary

No, it is hereditary. A mother plays an important role in the life of her children. A child will pick a mother's language faster than other languages. So, if your mother is fluent in English, you shu be fluent too.
Else, she didn't raise the kids.

How come the children no sabi Grammar?!

BestySam:
Wetin you Sabi?

SMH.

BestySam:
Let's do 900 boss

You wan buy China phone for 900k?!

Many people didn't read the story.
They just comment.
Dumb mofos.

I don't understand!

Wetin concern Alimajiri with cycling?!

Velodrome wey suppose dey for South, then go build am for North.

Naija my country.

Nomercie:
Couch clothes everywhere

This is worse than a couch cloth.. These are rags mehn..
See them looking like clowns!

YeyeGbami:
Beautiful Tradition.
God bless Yoruba land

I wish the woman is my wifey

ogahshtu:
.... Palaver had tripled, a woman with both sex organ pregnant a dwarf

The matter no clear

Go SE, then plenty for there for sale
Or
Go North, free Alimajiri reach 10millions

gistray:
Yet he had to forge his own certificate.

You go cry tire

It's cute..
Cleanliness; bath him once a Month. Get him a Cooking pot and utensils. Buy chicken head and legs in bulk and lastly? -Love him.

Gentlelove7:
Fresh today

Storage?

Wahala no come too much?

Go Jiji, e plenty for there

alobright17:
God is as useless as the terrorists .

SMH, there is hope.

Zonefree:
You japa when you heard it's BH, realising it's false alarm, you expended two rounds on this harmless, innocent and small snake.

Make I no talk wetin dey my mind sha.

Such is life of an average Nigerian soldier.
Soldiers living in fear!

Sapasenator:
I even sometimes have to pay for my guys when we hang out and no big deal.

A date is supposed to be about a man wooing a lady, that is how it has always been expecially in Nigeria.

Why even go on a date when you are not ready to date a lady?

One thing is for sure, those Eediots are
poor boys playing Men.

A real man will treat a lady right always-always.

advanceDNA:
Lol...u don change of pvssy being the reason for paying to being a gentle man....

.werey wey wan pay becos of fvck suddenly say he e be gentle man...guy comot for my mention....na dust u dey yarn

Honestly, if not for Nairaland you and I won't be having this convo.

Tonight I'm hanging out with my right hand man at the prestigious NUJ, Lokoja with babes to spend on.

Continue your life menh..
Its a freaking fvcing Friday!

Sapasenator:
I tire my brother. What is happening to the current generation of men. Maybe they wanted the lady to pay for them in a date.

Na broke-ass foolish boys remain o.
Boys that couldn't treat a lady well.

The basterddd mofo even agreed to pay the next time, but the babe ignored the Eediot.

Those boys they think they're the alpha and omega of Ladies.
Here @Dangote I have ladies that will spend good money on you just hanging out.

It's all about fairness and respect.

FreedomArmy:
Nothing concern the prophet. After bringing confusion to the world,he is in heaven with 74 virgin goats.

Goat fa?!

Remman:
Death to all terrorists...!

God hand is not short.
All terrorists go collect

advanceDNA:
Yawn!!.....Pvssy na ur target naaa....so paying it for it makes sense to you because qerey like u son assume say because u buy food ahe go allow u smash.......but when u no come see kpekus chop....u go dey vex....

.. ordinary pvssy is everyone's target ..pvssy full every where naa if u wan pay for am.........

I go pay..

I'm not broke mehn.

What happens to being a gentleman?!
SAPA don affect una brains.

DeeScan:
mugu, if you think say babe like that go let you chop kpekus on top 1plate of rice and chicken wey you feed am ..

dey play .. na until you buy mansion naim you go see kpekus chop ..

kuku play the game fair so e no be like say you lose out ..

Kpekus or not, food is cheap.
I go buy am.