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RomanceRe: Text Between A Lady And Her Talking Stage Guy by ClitRaider: 3:05pm On Aug 09, 2024
advanceDNA:
As you pay..."shey you die". grin grin


U rush to order food that you had the mind that someone else will pay..? How naaa??

As in..... why some pple be like this? U nor even let the guy ask you first....


Baba.......street is proud of you...
Werey, this ain't street sense, this is SAPA.
A big red flag!
Why on Earth will a guy take a lady out on a date and be doing rubbish?

Me, I go pay..
and I go chop kpekus too.

The Eediots failed to nail the target
Christianity EtcRe: Verydarkman Storms Disability Home, Tests Prophet Jeremiah’s Miracle Water by ClitRaider: 10:46am On Aug 09, 2024
Sheuns:
lol. When Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead, what faith did Lazarus have?

Jesus fed 5000 people with five loaves of bread and 2 fishes, did all 5000 tell you they had faith in Jesus?

Make una stop to Dey sell this faith thing. If you’re powerful as you claim, your power should work on all and sundry.
You should stop being foolish.

Lazarus was like a brother to Jesus!
When they were close to Lazarus’ home in Bethany, Martha, who was grief-stricken, ran out to Jesus to tell him that Lazarus had not only died but was buried in a tomb. “Jesus said to her, “Your brother will rise again.” Martha said to him, “I know that he will rise again in the resurrection on the last day.” Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, though he dies, yet shall he live, and everyone who lives and believes in me shall never die. Do you believe this?” She said to him, “Yes, Lord; I believe that you are the Christ, the Son of God, who is coming into the world” (John 11:23-27).

And yes, those 5000 peeps that are fish and loaves had faith in Jesus too.
Jesus preached to them before he fed em.
He told em parables and words of God.
Faith comes by hearing the word of God- Holy Bible.

In this case VDM isn't a minister but a fvck-up dunce.
He's supposed to be cursed for desecrating the Holy-water.
I'm never in support of Pastors selling stuffs, but God can never mocked.
He doesn't operate in human understanding.
You cannot buy God with cheap currency.
Christianity EtcRe: Verydarkman Storms Disability Home, Tests Prophet Jeremiah’s Miracle Water by ClitRaider: 10:42am On Aug 09, 2024
seunmsg:
Well, he’s selling the healing water and it should work for whoever buys it. A product should be able to deliver on its marketing points.
You have to follow the instructions of the manufacturer for the product to work as desired.

Don't be foolish.
FoodRe: Video Of Massive Food Preparation At RCCG’s Redemption Camp Goes Viral (video) by ClitRaider: 7:36am On Aug 09, 2024
Mom007:
They do this every year during Congress na. This one is not new.
RCCG has been doing this since 2yrs ago
About 50 cows go down eachday of the convention.
There's 3-square meal for all who attend.
RCCG Camp a CIty on is own.
PoliticsRe: How Much Is Fuel In Your Area? by ClitRaider: 1:03pm On Aug 06, 2024
N750 @ Kogi
PoliticsRe: Flying Of Russian Flag NOT Treason, Chief Of Defence Staff Goofed. by ClitRaider: 11:56am On Aug 06, 2024
O boyy
PoliticsRe: Fuel Subsidy Is Back – Obasanjo by ClitRaider: 11:50am On Aug 06, 2024
Yinmu..

Pms is N750 in kogi
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Sends Air Defences To Iran by ClitRaider: 11:27am On Aug 06, 2024
God1000:
US is sending warships and fighter jets to the middle east to defend israel, now Russia is also arming their ally


I'm not surprised by this move from Russia, Iran has been helping Russia with weapons for some time now, a major dependable ally for Russia as they continue to supply Russia with missiles and drones to fight Ukraine


Middle east will soon explode into chaos




I wholeheartedly agree with you
Rubbish..

When Vikings took over England, they were never in close proximity.
Winning a war is never about proximity.
Russia that cannot win Ukraine?!

If they come in one way, they will scatter in ten ways.

Iran will lose
CrimeRe: Two Students Who Hacked MTN Computers Granted ₦‎100 Million Bail by ClitRaider: 8:34am On Aug 06, 2024
nolamicautos:
Employ them just like that after stealing so much from them. They should b in jail. Why has US govt not employed Hushpupi
Where dem go see N100m bail?!
This is wickedness!!
If they were able to perfect the bail, they should be smart next time by destroying MTN not stealing.
PoliticsRe: Video Of Northern Youths Protesting With A Donkey They Named Tinubu by ClitRaider: 8:31am On Aug 06, 2024
Presidency don suffer
FamilyRe: Woman Sleep On The Streets After Husband's Imprisonment, Due To Lack Of Money... by ClitRaider: 11:34am On Dec 24, 2023
b0rn2fuck:
Lol but not funny, she doesn't have a relatives,friends and how is she feeding?
The matter tire me sef...

How can a sane human not have People?!

At least a good friend, family, relative or anybody?

That's why you must watch the kinda people you move with.

If you cant get N1m urgent help from your friends, you leave that fvcking circle of friendship.

That's why I don't have many friends, but the two friends I have can do anything for me and I can give my life for them.

What a pity.
TravelRe: Please No One Should Come To Kazakhstan by ClitRaider: 8:40am On Dec 24, 2023
Don't worry, with time Dem go like Nigerians.
Car TalkRe: How Much Is Car Papers Renewal In Your State? by ClitRaider: 8:34am On Dec 24, 2023
murshid09:
Your number please
Haa, you better be careful, tha guy na roadside suya man.
Go to FRSC or VIO office near you pls.
Vehicle papers renewal is 20k in Kogi State.
Car TalkRe: How Much Is Car Papers Renewal In Your State? by ClitRaider: 8:32am On Dec 24, 2023
DatIgalaDude:
I will really like to get an answer for this question.
You must renew Proof of ownership because President Tinubu say so.
But Police shitt is unnecessary.
AgricultureRe: See The Bunch Of Bananas I Harvested From My Farm This Morning. by ClitRaider: 8:16am On Dec 24, 2023
Ahnii:
Omooba969 alias Tranquility2345 let me tell you what you don't know I m closely in touch with some mods....If you like follow all my threads you can't catch up.
If I want to ban this account,it will take only a phonecall.

Have you ever wondered why I get special treatment??
Beast ni mi...mo WA stainless,olo go ni mi kiss

You can go play with sand now!
Try and get some love, apparently none was shown to you from birth.

Bye!
Now see the rubbish theat you typed?

"You can ban someone with just a phone call because you're fvckin a stupid ass mod on our own NL"

Shame on you.


SMH.
AgricultureRe: See The Bunch Of Bananas I Harvested From My Farm This Morning. by ClitRaider: 8:10am On Dec 24, 2023
Jeon:
Good one... But is this the real Ann?. What happened to the other acc.?
Hehehehe..
She opened a new account because she don cast.
She go soon cast on this one sef.
She's got a lose mouth and a minus in I.q ratings. She's just a cheap attention seeking pvssyass-biitch.
HealthRe: Sniffing Women’s Tears Reduces Male Aggression By 44% - New Study by ClitRaider: 7:57am On Dec 24, 2023
Odetokun3:
What should I do with this info?
Stay away from crying women.
It reduces your testosterone level.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Linked Cargo Ship Hit By Drone Off India's Coast by ClitRaider: 7:44am On Dec 24, 2023
Osanoghodua1:
That's fantastic! The world and the satanic UN are silent, but once Israel retaliates against the Yemens, everyone will start rallying all over the world. Hypocrites,....The Jews are coming to still the peace since UN are taking sides.
Just imagine, Over 100 attacks on 2 ships?!

And nobody is saying anything..

If Netanyahu treat Yemen in the way they understand now, the world moslems, UN, FBI, NSA, NRC, APC go begin foam for mouth.
TV/MoviesRe: David and Jessica Oyelowo's Yoruba Saxton Signs Deal To Produce Movies For Apple by ClitRaider: 7:39am On Dec 24, 2023
AbuTwins:
No dey carry tribe for head! Even if na Yoruba, we are Nigerians!
You and who are Nigerians?
Y'all moralfvcking lots?!
I'm a tribalist and that's how I like it.
CrimeRe: Enugu Police Arrest Man With Fake Naira Notes by ClitRaider: 6:12am On Dec 23, 2023
These people again?
PoliticsRe: Rivers Crisis: Wike Defies Threats, Lands In Port Harcourt by ClitRaider: 1:38pm On Dec 17, 2023
LeoDeKing:
Wike defies threat? What's that supposed to mean?

Who is threatening Wike in Port Harcourt? Abi dey don swear for the person ni?
Na Wike- an Portharcourt Fist Man and Current FCT Minister one bloody basterrd dey threaten not to enter his homeland?!

SMH
PoliticsRe: Rivers Crisis: Wike Defies Threats, Lands In Port Harcourt by ClitRaider: 1:36pm On Dec 17, 2023
Chicagograduate:
Did he go alone or with DSS,police, army, SSS,and thugs?Let him go alone without security operatives.
Let Boma come alone and see shege.

The power is in the Henchmen.
Foreign AffairsRe: IDF Kills 3 Israeli Hostages After Mistaking Them For "Threat" by ClitRaider: 9:03pm On Dec 15, 2023
Hamas go celebrate
RomanceRe: I Can't Believe I'm Falling In Love With A Single Mother by ClitRaider: 7:39pm On Dec 15, 2023
GOFRONT:
You fall for a single mother.......Okay but be wary of Okafors law of CongoElasticity
Okafor second law of Congo states that;

"A Fvckin Fvck Fvcked can be Refvck only if the Fvckee and the Fvcker agreed that the first Fvck Fvcked was a good Fvck.
FoodRe: What Is This Dish Called? (picture) by ClitRaider: 7:34pm On Dec 15, 2023
BobbieZion:
It is called sad-waste potty.......
Which potty?!

Everybody knows Potopoto Republic is in Sadyeast.
FoodRe: What Is This Dish Called? (picture) by ClitRaider: 7:28pm On Dec 15, 2023
Treasure17:
This is weird. Haven't seen this before self.
Oshey maami.
Foreign AffairsRe: Turkish MP Hasan Bitmez Is Dead by ClitRaider: 6:03am On Dec 15, 2023
Spirit04:
People attack and curse Israel every single minute of the day. That man probably had a bad heart or some other health condition
And people die every minute of the day..

Careful of what you wish on others, it may backfire in multiple ways.

There were instances of many who cursed God and died in a fire/auto crash an all that.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ClitRaider: 1:45pm On Dec 14, 2023
jboixxx:
[color=#0000ff]Rate fluctuates, so, can't say which one is better. In terms of registration, guess Klasha is better.[/color]
Thanks again.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ClitRaider: 1:30pm On Dec 14, 2023
jboixxx:
[color=#0000ff]Pink is fine but both works too. [/color]
Thanks Jboix.

Between Klasha and grey, which is better?
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ClitRaider: 1:21pm On Dec 14, 2023
Yunusss:
Yes it still working 100%
Thanks brother, I really appreciate your input.
Pink or Black card, which can I go for?
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ClitRaider: 1:15pm On Dec 14, 2023
Olamak1:
Ensure that you get your facts ready before jumping into conclusion.....

I ordered the 'Anker Soundcore Motion Boom' speaker for somebody during the AliExpress 11.11 sales. As am typing this, the person has received the parcel, which was delivered through Nipost. Them no steal am!
Try buy a phone or a luxury wrist watch.

E go shock you!

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