₦airaland Forum

Obakoolex:
Imagine the numbers of chicken reportedly murdered on a daily basis

Humans are so wicked!
No other creature murder another in that number daily

Become a vegetarian

What if it other way round..

Chickens openings restaurants with humans on the menu?!

DerFuhrer:
Please why did you say to ignore the 08-09 crv models?

2010 CRV receives a minor facelift, along with a host of other improvements, that make it a bit more appealing to the eyes.
a new two-bar chrome grille, a more cohesive front-bumper design, a new 10-spoke design for the 17-inch alloy wheels and a better engine.

BuhariAdvocate:
Toyota Corolla 2007

I'm driving a Honda Accord 2007, last year November, I replaced my fuel pump with a Toyota fuel pump, it's still working perfect till now.

It was 5k only.

Use Google map na?!


Anyways, enter Oshodi bus, when you get to Oshodi, Ask agberos.

BuhariAdvocate:
I need this thing very urgent.

Haha..

For which Car model?

I won't deny the fact that Sonata 2014 is in a Class of its own..
The car sweet die, the car is for Executives, CEOs, and Oga at the Tops.

But if I were you, I will go for that Honda 2010, ignore the 08 and 09 models plss.

Because of;

1. Cheap Cost of maintenance
2. Better Resale value
3. Ruggedity
4. Multi-purpose usage.
5. Ground Clearance
6. Luxury
7. Everlasting Engine life.

By 2033, That Crv will still be running but Sonata?! eh??!!

Authoreety:
That's to say introverts will do well in the UK

Introvert like me go enjoy UK taya.

Me wey be say my house na my Club, my kitchen is the best, everything I ever wanted is to be in my house.

Ololade1999:
Ogbon Sodiki.

Oti l'ogbon ju

Teeklef:
Oya!!! Idan pablo

Omo ogbon..
Oti l'ogbon ju.

Waakanda:
... wonderment

This is Naija Wonder wonder...

The Birthday gift is your Kpekus.
Why you no give Amaechi?
Mrs Usman.

virginprincess:
Thank God you finally admit that being a woman is not easy and it comes with a lot of stress.

I'd rather be a Cum shooter than a cum dumpfill.

ecolime:
Bashir na big time dunce




Clowns 🤡

For the Second time ever after Elections.

I stand with Obi on this one.

Bashir na fake news basterrd.
FG should hang fake news purveyors.

onuman:
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It's only psychiatric patients for whom an octogenarian and obviously mentally-handicapped bulaba blu, vrooom vrooom man, Tinubu, who forfeited drug trafficking money to the US government in the past, and who forges O'Level Certificate, can preside over their country.

You go cry taya

LegendHero:
They already started gnashing their teeth and crying on this thread.

Ubereats abi na Uberfact wey them consult no fir stop Jagaban shine as the world 100 most influential person.

Jagaban Asiwaju is greater than Ojuku and Azikiwe combined.

Jagaban greater than Ojuku and Azikwe combined!!


kukuma say Jagaban is greater than Alaigbo.

saintbillion:
Bro. Poverty at times can lead to improvisation. I remember I did eba one certain time, soup finished, I had to add more water to the eba and add some cube of sugar then I drink am like garri.

This is the end!!

saintbillion:
Or na to bleach palm oil and mix it with canfor dey apply am as body lotion

Haa!!

Elo fi Okan bale

1Alex:
Una sure say dem never carry mammiwata so?

Naso mamiwater dey enter humans o.

For their mind, them don rescue a child.


Mamiwater don win.

That Pen cinema na wrong place.

omooba969:
Yinmu 😏

Gimme your gf call line if I no go yansh am next week.

zed7:
The early set of 'accidental ' millionaires in Nigeria, those who made money from drugs and yahoo were the first to start this money love in the 90's.

Most of them were not so literate, but they wanted the flash girls. They devised a means to use money to entice women. It worked and it later became a trend.

These days no Nigerian girl will look at you twice if you're broke. Unfortunately, our men have also taken the trend all over the world with them. I feel sad for young men who don't have money in Nigeria. Getting a girlfriend for them is like a pipe dream now.

Hmmm..

Tru talk re o.

When I was broke, I didn't have any gf.
until my early 30's when I come hammer.

Now, na Dem dey rush me.

mcmurphy132:
Elections don over we no see Obi congrat messages

Obi dey prepare to enter jail.

burp18:
Obi is the real election rigger. How can you come third, not even second and claim to be the winner of ann election?

Yes, there are plenty of politicians who are liars, there is no doubt about this! But some of them are not only liars but also serial killers because they deliberately send people to the wars!
Obi is sending potopoto people to war.

Most countries have only few honest politicians and this is just like having a body with only few good organs functioning!

There are two kinds of politicians on Earth: Those who expand the freedoms and those who restrict them! The second group has no chance to triumph and they will always be remembered as spooky characters from a horror movie!

Yes Daddy!

A silver-tongued charlatan and a half-wit society are made for each other! When these two come together in an election, a great disaster happens: Charlatan comes to power!

Haa.

What adjective can be used for a nation who is consistently fooled, recurrently deceived by the crafty politicians? Goofy? Very light! Fool? Not enough! Brainless? Yes, that is the very adjective!

Christistruth03:
Peter Obi that couldn't produce just 2 Governors in all of Nigeria didn't Win

Tinubu and APC produced 22 Governors

Really?!

okeysoninv:
protesting in zoo is tantamount to suicide. ipob when will you people have sense.

They even said they're taking IPOB to Lagos?!!!

N3TRAL:
The problem with drug tests in sports is that many athletes do not take prohibited substances willfully.

Some of the banned substances are contained in over-the-counter medicine and even food. Pro athletes should be careful of what they use.

Yinmu..

How can a father be a drug dealer, mother is coking meth, son is a distributor and the last daughter?!

Shes the baddest of them all.

It's in their blood.