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OP you are nt afraid to commit suicide but you are afraid of contacting STD? Funny chap.

If u commit suicide trust she'l drink beer with the guy at ur funeral so wise up man.

She told me to come and go when i didnt cum cos she was satisfied, my dick almost broke wen trying to bend it and put in my jean. Its 5 months nw and i stil dey plan my revenge

Bluehill1051:
#She likes playing with my balls. I feel it really really deep in me, very scary. I was always scared she could twist them .
#Her tongue in my ear
#Veejay lets sounds out like fart sometimes
#Veejay can get so wet, it might even drop to the ground. At first I thought she peed but it was all slippery.
#She always moan loud. So loud that at some point I had to stop n tell her she was really loud. She said, "this is akwaibom, nobody really cares"
#Which other one again.... I'll tell you when I remember

akwa ibon isongo! We dey represent

Joromi12:
I would not work in such a place.u go suffer one man business wahala

if everyone are doing their own business then where will they get employee?

Xavi2019:
Asides the fact I made a typo "can't", I don't see any problems with my English, I could pick faults in yours too if I want to.
Pick your fight somewhere else!

i like people that admit they're wrong, you could be the INFJ after all, even though i dont know the meaning sef. niggas dont fight

Victorisoni3:
Hm u think its everybody that have the mind set for sex in a relationship
Or sir
21st century mindset

me i do or at least something close

Victorisoni3:
Its not my fault that you read it from down to up

next time try understanding things

las las it boils down to sex, wats d diff

Pls lets nt allow this dance blow, i don tire

Xavi2019:
Funny, what's good about these attributes? I don't like the fact that I'm this way, but there's nothing I can't do anything about it.
Stay off my mentions, bro. Thanks!

ur english arrangement is so whack for a shried wannabe

When i'm dating i dnt have sex with other girls bt i do kiss and romance them sha so i think my cheating level wasnt that high.

MissPepeye:
Just from what you typed, I just decided you are a transgender.

if u think u can compliment me and go free then you are absolutely right! Thanks for transgendering me

So are u asking us for transport money to go meet her?
Mods if i see this sh!t on fp eh

Victorisoni3:
Good mornin Nairalanders please I need helped advice

There's this girl I met when I was attending a class around february last year and it was that she lives in the street next to my street; so twas easy to get along with her on the fact that we walk back home together. Initially we don't talk when we walk back home base on the fact that we were both shy to talk to each other, gradually we got to know ourselves, but we became intimate on september, one of the days I was bold enough and tried touching her she behaved somehow
Twas later she texted me one of the days that I can kiss, hug or romance her but no sex . Though myself I've not been involved in the act before but atleast I won't behave like a too novice. by Gods grace I've been meeting to her demands anytime she ask for it. But I noticed that since became intimate its as if problems were thrown to her, today she will say she lost like dis, tomorrow she will the same, almost every day.it came to a point that anytime I see any romantic text i'll ask myself what she want this time around.
She dont even come to my house, but be giving me excuses since she's living with sombody


I started ignoring her cos I was just fed up, and since I've stop calling her she has been disturbing me saying I don't love her again, telling my friends and sending me emotional messages.

Please at this point I don't know what to do
I'm A student
Should I just tell her I don't want to continue in the relationship again?
Remember we've not sexed together before.

so you need God's grace to fornicate?

MissPepeye:
We make all sorts of assumptions because we don't have the courage to ask questions.

When the husband leaves a whole housewife for her maid, it because the maid has more value than the housewife. The joke is on the housewife.

this one is a lady, i hail thee.

Xavi2019:
I have all these except the first 1, I don't love to write, I'm not good at talking too much either.

you dont know what you are, other people will be the judge of that. Una too dey like claim good attributes thats y zodiac signs attributes dey mess una up

solasoulmusic:
Girls like nice guys we tolerate rude guys but for maximum affection be nice and thoughtful we dig that ..

Being thoughtful you will be able to manage the times to talk better and try and notice things about them to bring up as well it’s not just about back and front it’s what’s on the inside too

We women don’t want a guy with muscles that isn’t sensitive . Lastly What happened in your past relationships can’t repeat itself or manifest in your life unless you let it so give everyone a fair chance to earn your heart

are u single?

Her water husband dey call.

MissPepeye:
I'm not male. I think you are a male too but whatever.

you boys shouldnt fight na

The guy na comfam arsenal fc, scouting for players for d rich clubs

Why jump into conclussion, the man havnt even told u he wants u to marry his daughter bt u don dey shake, op abi u don dey look at ur boss daughter's bum bum?
Fess fess sha i tot u wantd to say d man na gaybrail

Looks more like a keke mechanic.

I can only imagine wat i'd do if i look like CR7

Uglyaddy:
While Kelechi won .............

....khloe

D guy fvck up big time, not even 1 round?

Fountainofyouth:
Lol bukkyairtel may mean her airtel number.

maybe she has airtel n mtn, hw else should he save the name?

What if she dance like that and walk away without turning back

starbuck:

Mine is hotter

(in peter griffin's voice) show me ur bum

lyriclekidd:
Reality would still Dawn on you, that your skin would remain inferior forever if care is not taken, dunno why you calling me a loser tho, you don't even know me from Adam.

your statement made u sound like one, sorry if i disrespected u earlier. Just dnt like it when people dnt admit clear defeat. Racism exist in football bt we shouldnt use it as excuse everytime. Sorry mate

All of u shouting that african teams were cheated are dumb, 2 camerounian players should have been sent off bt ref refuse to. Whites play better football than us and its that simple, imagine their leagues and check out ours, even caf champions league final was concluded at 60mins because one team cried of being cheated. If it ws against the whites i bet racism would hav been on everyones lips.