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RichBoy247:

Will your parents be happy reading this your write-up?
Will you be happy to show your children this your write-up in 20 years time?

Se Omo ni iwo yi abi Omolangidi?

will urs b happy seeing u this sad and grumpy?

SmellingAnus:
nice... Try call her apologize to her o.... Even if una no go come back just call Peace apologize to her...

she hates me, she quarreld with her senior sister cos of me. I chose to let her be to avoid problems

SmellingAnus:
Ironically... Girls like this wey I don meet...

1. Love fvck well well
2. Sabi moan well well
3. Sabi dey caring.
4. Get good heart despite say dem Sabi fvck every Tom Dick and Harry.
5. Hard working...
6. Their small breast dey very sensitive...
7. Their Puna get fairly nice odour/smell Etc....

Note... This one no be generalization but from personal experience with the ones I don relate with....

i swear! peace that year almost kill me with good fvck(her moaning fit make u cum even before starting) and extra care, she dey work hard just to make me happy but the bad thing was i didnt love her. peace forgive me for being a jerk that year

na so them dey dress go work out? baba's order on point

Phenomenal16:
I also need a cool, calm ,transparent guy for relationship...... .....the relationship should be straight n transparent...

see clause, by straight and transparent i knw u mean he spends on u and u dnt give him d puna? Wise girl

If you've ever used that line gimme space i want to faint then i think its happening nw.


Kidding o, go for bp test. Ur fine

daddyfreeman1:
she told me that she's a Virgin, I don't know if she said the truth or not.. That's why I loved her so Much, I said I have found a Virgin to marry, unknown that my thought was just deceiving me... I will keep my promise to God. I pray he guide me and draw me out of Temptations.

the first girl i had sex with said she was a virgin to bt wen i went in i found out she was a pro. And dnt expect to marry the girl u date nw in future, sadly u stil have a lot of heartbreaks to experience. Buckle up ma nigga

daddyfreeman1:
I have not had s*x with her. We just met during Xmas last year, I asked her out and she accepted and I went back to owerri, and she went back to Lag.. We're just in a long distance relationship. And I have no intention of fvcking her. I have never fvcked before. All I need is Love. I promised my God Never to have s*x till marriage. You can insult me, but that's between me and my God.

i cnt insult u bro, i once made that promise too bt broke mine at 21. If u cn stick to yours then u are d mvp. Jst trust me, the hoe aint worth it. She'l want to fvck u if u stick with her and trust me such girls like it raw. Focus on positive things and a good girl that deserve u wil surely cme around.
Ps: we all could be judging her wronly bt the odds is nt in her favour

lefulefu:
this type i go for

why are u doing this to us, i retired from vaseline crew some time ago so stop this tempting

Soft ass anytime anyday, the wave while taking from behind is the best sight a guy could behold.

1. U didnt break up with her, she broke up with you.
2. Have you fvcked her before.
3. Dnt go close to sniper.
Man up and let her go, i've been in ur position b4(bt nt as bad as urs sha). Stop being a wimp

Hates aside, this man have an eye for good stuffs

ikbnice:
You thought though but it is not true my brother

you a pilot or aircraft engineer?

okonja:
Turbulence is just normal occurrence in air, it's not a big deal...

thats hw most plane crash started

laiza:
Do you have a LinkedIn account? If yes, search for Oleg Vishnepolsky and follow him, make a comment about your predicament on his page and within a week or two you'd be called for an interview. If you don't have an account, open an account and the do the same.

must one have a predicament before following d guy?

Nt everybody o, i dnt watch porn. Just show me fine brezz and better nyash and i don turn on

delugajackson:
"Hand of God."

God uses facebook?

Did he snap with atiku?

85% fat 2% brain 13% empty space for head

Then dnt buy it!

Wise guy. If u no get money to pay after eating mama nkechi's food just chop both plate and spoon and lie that u wernt served

sometimes they deserve small

nyash dey follow fall?

at least the babe get hand work, unlike our keyboard warriors

select the number of things u do in the house then i will advise u
1 cook 2 wash plates 3 wash cloths(her own) 4 sweep the house 5 all of the above
i am serious o