₦airaland Forum

...Sir Mikky!!!!...where u at ooooooo!....i need ur help!!!

kuiye: bros abeg o, I go disobey u jst this once (i no go lie), how can u even try to compare a university, with a state capital nau, It's jst unfair, Don't u think so

...just humoring u ni jare!...u con dey tak am personal!...buh seriously, y would u call ife a village...if it wasn't 4 an irreverence reason?

greecy: Dis yeye eportal allocate me a bedspace now,abi wetin happen

.
Allocation successfully completed:

Hostel: Mozambique toilet!

Bed space: Any space of your choice!

Bunk: lower bunk!

Please print 3 copies of this document;

....tender one copy of it to your hostel's warden and keep the last two copies!

.....lols

michealade: walahi........eportal dey reina ma ankali

....lolmenting in yoruba!

kuiye: yea, first dem make me run from asaba go buy scratch card for dat their village, now dem want make I go back in time.
Shea dem think sae I be Harry Potter ni

...lie say d whole Asaba fyn pass Oau!...lols

michealade: i tell ya....sum pipu can fit type rubbish

....people can fit make pesin laugh die!!!!...lwkmd4h!

GodzBELOVED: did u fill everytin on d bio-data form?

....yep!

Sir mikky: yea...u'll see ''summary of payment confirmed(201/2013)

...is dat d page i'm gon print!?

Sir mikky: Yea...The payment confirmation page

....is it d "payment statues" column?

@All those dat've confirmed their payments....did u guys printed fin?

miss law: me nid sum rest.....eportal palaba na tomoro.

....cutie, hope d journey wasn't dat stressful?

Hausa: am there now. Abeg which semester we dey? Rain or harmatan

...na harmattan semester we dey o!

Hausa: of cos der is. E.g misslaw has just 'gotten' her scratch card @ ife thanks to cloakhead.
And i've also gotten mine, thanks to my frend @ skul.
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and gotten is d pp of get not got.

.....cloakhead?....*Para-ing*

Hausa: Pls which one is (a); utme registration form?

....jamb slip i fink!

shanny001: oau website specifically sed nt to pay 4 accomodation until u hv suceeded in securing 1.

....culled 4rm OAU's website;....

"BED SPACE ALLOCATION:

Fresh undergraduates and final year studentswill request for Bed Space Allocation placement directly on the e-portal and payment of appropriate fees including accommodation.

Candidates will be required to print 3 copies of Bed Space Clearance Forms from the e-portal which must be duly signed by the student and the Hall warden.

Students are required to keep one of the completed Bed Space Allocation Forms, submit one to the Dean, Student Affairs and the last copy to Hall Warden to qualify him/her to OCCUPY the bed space allocated. Please note that failure to submit the Bed Space Clearance Forms automatically disqualifies the Bed Space Allocation."

...kindly highlight where it was said specifically 2 request 4 bed space b4 payin 4 accommodation or buying it's scratch card, in d above quoted info!

....a simple reasoning 4 u;

what do you think the accommodation scratch card will be for?....lols!.... 2 subscribe 4 hostel's common room Dstv?...or 2 access a page related 2 d request of bed spaces on d E-portal?

shanny001: oau website specifically sed nt to pay 4 accomodation until u hv suceeded in securing 1.

....just 2 clear all doubts,kindly quote....or better still copy n paste d precise statement prior 2 d payment of accommodation u said u read on Oau site here pls!...cos i didn't read anyfin lyk dat on Oau website!!

miss law: @cloakd pls drop ur num

....i will cutie!...buh only in2 ur facebook inbox!...so kindly post ur fb id!

haryorbammy: pls is it true...dat u cannot apply for accomodation without getting ur accomodation card...

shanny001: no,its not

...don't be so sure cutie!...i have a feeling dat it's d opposite of wah u fink!

miss law: wow tank u so much u re a life saver....2go LATIPEZ

....just added u on 2go!...kindly accept my request!!!

kristana: i got myn at union too

...do u reside in ife?

miss law: @cloaked,endymion nd dekeytwo pls sum1 shud reply me....do u knw any1 dt got d cards outside camp

....a friend of mine got d card off camp...buh at Union bank!...he's in 4 pharm!

miss law: la... wat,hey hey me wey no knw anywhere for d lag i dey stay sef hw i go cm no LA-GE-RE.
HMMMM ALLAH WIL TAKE CONTROL...jst hopin i wnt get lost

...are u on 2go or fb?..if yes!..kindly drop ur user id's'!...just so i can navigate u 2 d precise location easily!

miss law: wattttttttttttttt bros stop if dat one na play

...stanbic bank's in town!..."Lagere" 2 be precise!

Hats42: dats true u are rite and zenith too but they are nt dat far frm campus

....hmmm!...so Lagere isn't far 4rm campus abi?....dis guy sef!!!...so 80-100 naira journey isn't far enuf abi?

Dekeyetwo: if u say so

...u still haven't answered my question brov!

Da'saintpee:
what is it now displaying

...it isn't displayin anyfin at d column which contained b4 nw d info about d upgradin of academic session to 2012/2013!

kristana: Chai. .dz tin z nt loading oh

...na so so error e just dey wryt!!

kristana: ar u 4 pharm?

...Nah cutie!...buh i've goh a friend who's in 4 pharmacy!

Da'saintpee:
The e-portal will be activated for 2012/2013 academic session on Wednesday 6.00pm. Accommodation for Fresh students will be released on Friday, 1st March, 2013 at 4.00pm on FIRST COME FIRST SERVED basis this is what its still showing o

....Oga Ade!....it's no more display-ing dat o!

Hats42: guys note dat all d banks used for this reg. Stuff are found on campus so ask well so has nt to jst wander around

....chairman, Union bank no dey Campus o!!!

Dekeyetwo: y pay for accmdatn fee now. it safer gettin ur bedspace before payin for it. v a friend last yr 100 level, she was nt given bed space, she ad to come scot wit r sis wu was in my room

....fella, i understand you!....buh i have a feelin dat dis year's accommodation processing isn't gon be d same as last year's!...lemme give u a simple reasonin 2 do!...wah do u fink d pin on d accommodation scratch card's gon be for?

....xpecting ur sincere reply soonest!

GodzBELOVED: Ehn? Ehn? Ehn? U say? No Eco bank in OAU? Thank God u mentioned this o! Na so popc for don commot house dey go OAU by 5am 2mao b that.

...if i hear say no Eco bank for OAU! *frowns*....in fact who talk am sef?...*feels lyk punching sum1*...lols chillax y'all!..was just demonstrating ni jore!

...buh seriously, there's Eco bank on campus!.....Location; not far 4rm SUG, by d left along fajuyi hall!!!...it's kinna hard 2 miss!!!