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illicit: F*ck OAU

...dude, pray OAU doesn't f*ck you in return...cos dat guy called OAU's got a PHD in f*cking peeps up....

.....only if u lay ur guards down!!!

Daystarn: Goodevening to awon omo oba great Ife, I just typed NUGA 2013 on google,and the latest news is that NUGA will begin on the 1st of March,pls those in school should please help us confirm how true this info is.Thanks in anticipation.

....NUGA gave OAU February 20th Deadline to get Facilities Ready or lose Host right....n heard resumption's 4 march!!!...i wonder hw all's gon work out!...let's just wait n see!

idbami2: Which 1 of them sounds more imprtant to u?

...fella, that's a serious rhetorical question!

sammy2013: we re in here man just watching

Ujawissy: It seems most gays/gals on dis tred are acct/law students.where are d engineers?

....dude, u be gay ni abi engineering aspirant....which?

Hausa: but what if i have it?

...U've asked dis same question 4 lyk a gazillion tyms nw!...statement of result's enough!...k?

Hausa: hi dudes, pls does anyone hav an idea of when ure submitting ur result, weda dey min statement or d originals gan gan? Which is dat one dat has both ur passport and date of birth?

...IMHO bro, it's just the statement of result they need...could be 4 either Waec or Neco!!

Hausa: aaaaaaaw look @ dat halo. Its just popped up right above ur head

...mea haka?...bayan gayen yayi magana mai kaeu, ka na mishi gwaalo kuma da niman tsokana!...ka daina irin halin nan fa!...*so disappointed*

sagaciousblog: ok thanks, u r a life saver,,mine is still no admission yetc and i was about jumping into ikpoba river since i don hug transformer and i no still die...

....LWKMD4H!....chillax bro!...all iz well!

Multiplication of 110 by 3-digit using the trick method:

110 * 452 =?

Solving the above multiplication' ­s not thatdifferent from that of 2-digits, the difference's just the forms of digits but both still maintain thesame rules!

Now solving;

110 * 452=

write down the first and last figures of the given 3-digits, ensure to space them,then addup the first two figures and the last two figures of the given 3-digits seperately and place the answersgotten in between the initially spaced first and last figures of the given 3-digits,then introduce zero to final answer;

4 '4 plus 5' '5 plus 2' 2 = 4972

introduce zero to the final answer:

= 4972'0'

therefore:

110 * 452 = 49720

Do you know that u can solve the multiplication of 11 by any 2-digits by adding the 2-digits and placing the answer you get in between the 2-digits?

For example;

solve 11 * 72

7 plus 2= 9

therefore;

11 * 72= 7"9"2

11 * 72= 792

Adex097: 86-1=85
Then 100-86=14 »»»»»»ANS=8514

....Correct!....hw's d trick?...easy n straight forward ryt?...i'm so glad u got it!

#MathematicsTrick;

Do you know you can solve the multiplication of 99 and any 2-digits number by just subtracting 1 from the given 2-digits number and subtracting the 2-digits number from 100?...as shown below;

Example;

99 * 56= ?

Solution;

subtract 1 from the 2-digits number; "the answer you get, gives the first two digits of the overall answer" ;

56 - 1 = 55

then subtract the given 2-digits number from 100; " the answer you get here, gives the second 2-digits of the overall answer" ;

100 - 56 = 44

therefore the overall answer's "5544"!

99 * 56 = 5544

Please LIKE and solve the below question, if you understand....show ur working!...if you don't understand, just comment by quoting the part you don't understand!

Solve 99 * 86

Sir mikky: Choi!!!
1100 x 78964
=7 '15' '17' '15' '10' 4
=85 '17' '15' '10' 4
=867 '15' '10' 4
=8685 '10' 4
=868604....add two zeros
= 86860400
Working notes: ....hehehehehe
7+8=15
8+9=17
9+6=15
6+4=10

...correct!...i'm so glad u got d in n out of d '11' multiple trick!

....watch out for the next trick!...*winks*

Sir mikky: 110 x 569
write down d 1st en last figs of d 3 digits,spacing them,i.e 5 9.
Add d 1st two en d last two digits (5+6=11) en (6+9=15)...u hv sth lyk ds--- 5 '11' '15' 9.
Frm d '11' put down 1,add 1 to 5 to gv u 6...u hv 61'15'9....Frm d 15, put down 5,add 1 to d 1 precedin 15...u hv 6259...then introduce '0'....U hv 62590....Mk ha cheq if ha get am

....correct!..i'm glad u understood!...hope u enjoyed solvin it!....can u pls try dis?;

1100 * 78964

d rule's d same!

Multiplication of 110 by 3-digit using the trick method:

110 * 452 =?

Solving the above multiplication's not that different from that of 2-digits, the difference's just the forms of digits but both still maintain thesame rules!

Now solving;

110 * 452=

write down the first and last figures of the given 3-digits, ensure to space them,then add up the first two figures and the last two figures of the given 3-digits seperately and place the answers gotten in between the initially spaced first and last figures of the given 3-digits,then introduce zero to final answer;

4 '4 plus 5' '5 plus 2' 2 = 4972

introduce zero to the final answer:

= 4972'0'

therefore:

110 * 452 = 49720

Please LIKE and solve the below question, if u understand....show ur working!...if u don't understand , just comment by quoting the part u don't understand!

Solve 110 * 569

Olastep1: *smiling in pidgin* :-D

...wah's funny in wah i said?....*irkingly confused*

TOSIN ACCA: sum of the 2-digit number=9+2=11 but instead of writing 11 write 1 and keep the remaining 1.Now Insert 9 and 2 in between 1: 9^1"1"2.Then add that remaining 1 to 9 as shown by the sign^ to give 112.finally supply zero at the back of 112 which is equal to 1120(answer).Over to you to double-check by normal multiplication.

....ur workin's correct but u made a silly mistake wen adding d carried "1" to 9;..... 9 plus 1 = 10!...

....i'm so glad u attempted d question...u knw wat d say; " Being a genius isn't knowing everything but knowing little about every thing makes you a genius"!....pls cross-check n make ur corrections!...thanks!

Do you know that you can solve the multiplication 110 and any 2-digits numbers by just adding up the given 2- digits number and placing the answer gotten in between the 2-digits number, then introduce zero to the overall answer?!

Example;

110 * 52= ?

Add up the given 2-digits num.;

5 plus 2 = 7

place the answer gotten in between the given2-digits num;
5"7"2.....which ­ is 572!

Then introduce zero to the overall answer;

572"0"...which is 5720!

Therefore; 110 * 52 = 5720
LIKE and solve the below question if you understand..ple­ase solve by using the trick method only and show your workings!

Solve; 110 * 92 = ?

Sir mikky: Confused....
11x46= 4''10''6
11x46=4106........
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11x46=506.

....it's simple, you just need d knowledge of tens n unit here!....write the unit digit down then carry the tens digit and add it to the next figure by ur left in!....

Example; 11 * 46

4 plus 6= 10

write zero "0" down then carry one "1" and add it to the figure by the left of ur written figure;

4 plus "1" "0" 6 = 506

there4; 11 * 46 = 506

note: To cross check ur answer, ensure the 2nd digit (1st digit by the right) of the given 2-digits is thesame as the 3rd digit (1st digit by the right) of your gotten answer!....

Mathematically,

11 * 46= ??6

or 11 * 4"6"= ??"6"

Do you know that u can solve the multiplication of 11 by any 2-digits by adding the 2-digits and placing the answer you get in between the 2-digits?

For example;

solve 11 * 72

7 plus 2= 9

.therefore;

11 * 72= 7"9"2

11 * 72= 792

LIKE if you get and comment by asking questions if you don't understand!

olayiwola9: just confirmed my name in the faculty of sciences. i've been admitted to study engineering physics and to let u know, only three people were on the list, my name was number 2. great ife I AM COMING.

...are u on 2go?..if yes!....add me on CLOAKED2!

After two weeks in Dubai, Akpos came back to Naija with the American slang/accent.
He flew in late and while on his way home was stopped by men of the Nigeria Police Force.
Police - "Hey, where u dey go?
Akpors - ""Wat de f*ck do umean, Yo talking tu me?"
This incited anger in these men who understands nothing but the Naija street language (Pidgin).
Akpors was taking to the police station and put in a cell. There in the cell, Akposkept on ranting and shouting,"Yo bunch of shits, I gat the damn right to make a phone call in thiscell. Get me a f*cking fone!!"
This went on until a BOSS (Oga) in the cell toldone ofhis boys in his husky and thunderous voice,"Scorpion ­ ­, abeg give this guy a phone call "Scorpion headed straight to Akpos corner and landed him a THUNDEROUS SLAP"GBOOOOAAAA ­ ­AAA".
The sound was nothing far from the sound ofa Thunder strike."E done dey ring, abi make I redial?
"Akpos accent changed,"Bros abeg, e don connect.

Wizardprince1: One day my jamb statuse wi be"congratulation"not "sory",just one day

....You don't have to feel like a wasted space!.....You're an original, you can't be replaced.....If only you knew what the future holds!....Maybe your reason why all the doors are closed's so you could open one that leads you to the perfect road....After a hurricane comes a rainbow.....Like a lightning bolt, your heart will glow and when it's time, you'll know!!!

....You don't have to feel like a wasted space!.....You're an original, you can't be replaced.....If only you knew what the future holds!....Maybe your reason why all the doors are closed's so you could open one that leads you to the perfect road....After a hurricane comes a rainbow.....Like a lightning bolt, your heart will glow and when it's time, you'll know!!!

ugopeter: It seems OAU have finally uploaded its supplementary list on jamb's site. Pls go check urs and give ur testimony

....on a scale of 1-10, hw reliable's ur source?!

phunmiejewels: I undastand not 4 d dude, am also an aspirin law student buh dah doesn't mean I shld b cursin our helpers here on nairaland....@koonbey if u r lukin 4 attention y not jst go nd sing a tonto dike song on d street? Learn 2 hav respect 4 pple dah hav tried for u......nyways sha God is in control

....IMHO fellas,...throwing offensive words slash uttering curses at each other won't solve anyfin!....JSYK, if u've got nofin informative slash educative 2 say slash type, pls keep ur silly thoughts 2 urselves!...cos dis thread wasn't created as a spot 4 "YO MAMA" contest, or 4 narrow-minded peeps....but 4 intellectuals only!

Teaser4: 48-hours of power outage...
Aluta tins for ma skul
This situation is abysmalbysmal
Aluta Continua
Victoria Ascertia

....dude, the power outage isn't just on campus but every where around ife metropolis!...so just chillax...power will be restored anytime soon!!!

One day a young lady was driving
along with her father.They came upon
a storm, and the young lady asked her
father, What should I do?
"He said
"keep driving". Cars began to pull
over to the side, the storm was
getting worse.
"What should I do." The young lady
asked?
"Keep driving," her father replied.
On up a few feet, she noticed that
eighteen wheelers were also pulling
over.She told her dad, "I must pull
over, I can barely see ahead. It is
terrible, and everyone is pulling
over!"
Her father told her, "Don't give up,
just keep driving!"
Now the storm was terrible, but she
never stopped driving, and soon she
could see a little more clearly. After a
couple of miles she was again on dry
land, and the sun came out.
Her father said, "Now you can pull
over and get out."
She said "But why now?"
He said "When you get out,look back
at all the people that gave up and are
still in the storm, because you never
gave up your storm is now over.
This is a testimony for anyone who is
going through "hard times".
Just because everyone else,even the
strongest, gives up. You don't have
to...if you keep going, soon your
storm will be over and the sun will
shine upon your face again,know that God is
always by ur side to make u prosper.
Why not say Amen?....

Akpors came home one night and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "my husband! I am a month overdue. Its like i'm pregnant, the doctor give me test today but until it dey sure, we no go tell anybody."The next day
Akpors' wife receives a telephone call from PHCN because dey had not paid their bill. Am I speaking to Mr Akpors? "Na im wife be this" she says
PHCN guy:"u're a month overdue shey una know?"
Hw u take knw? stammers Akpors wife.
"Madam its in our files" says the PHCN guy.
She shouts "how it take enter una file?"
PHCN guy: Yes, We have a system of finding out who's overdue
Akpos's wife: GOD, dis is too much which kindtin be dis?
PHCN guy: Madam, I am sorry I am following orders ,I have to inform u dat u are overdue
Akpos's wife: no wahala Make I tell my husband wen he come back, dat night she tells Akpors "dem know say i dey overdue for PHCN o!"
The next day Akpors rushes to PHCN office.
"Wetin dey happen? i hear say una get file saymy wife dey overdue. It concern una"he says angrily.
Just calm down, says the lady at the reception at PHCN, its nothing serious. All u have to do ispay us.
Akpors: PAY una 4 wetin? If i no pay nko?
Lady: Well in dat case sir, we have no option but to cut yours off.
Akpos: if u cut am wetin my wife go do?
Lady: I don't know, I guess she would have touse a candle!!!
Akpors fainted!!

Dr_Bode: Thought as much. Maybe you shld use UC browser as suggested by Godslove. I think the link is OK

.....pls wah's ur Facebook id?....would really b better if we'all check d "enlarge version" of d list u posted on ur wall!....fenks, may God Almighty reward u abundantly!....

A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to spend her time. She also bought a packet of cookies. She sat down in an armchair in the VIP room of the airport to restand read in peace. Besides the armchair where the packet of cookies lay, a man sat down in the next seat, opened his magazi
ne and started reading. When she took one, the man took also. She felt irritated but said nothing. She just thought; "what a nerve! If i was in the mood, i would punch him for daring!". For each cookie she took, the man took one also. This was infuriating her because she didn't want to cause a scene. When only one cookie remained, she thought;ah... What would this abusive man do now?". Then, the man, taking the last cookie divided it into halfs, giving her one half. Ah! That was too much! She was much too angry now! In ahuff, she insulted the man, took her book, herthings and stormed to the boarding place.
When she sat down in her seat inside the plane, she looked into her bag to take her eyeglasses, and, to her surprise, her packet of cookies was there, untouched, unopened! She felt so ashamed! She realized that she was wrong...she had forgotten that her cookies were in her bag. The man had sharedhis cookies with her, without feeling angered or bitter while she was very angry, thinking she was sharing her cookies with him. And now there was no chance to explain herself nor to apologise.
They are four things that you can't recover...
THE STONE...after the throw!
THE WORD...after its said!
THE OCCASSION...aft er the loss.
THE TIME...after its gone.
Be careful and be patient always!!!

A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to spend her time. She also bought a packet of cookies. She sat down in an armchair in the VIP room of the airport to restand read in peace. Besides the armchair where the packet of cookies lay, a man sat down in the next seat, opened his magazi
ne and started reading. When she took one, the man took also. She felt irritated but said nothing. She just thought; "what a nerve! If i was in the mood, i would punch him for daring!". For each cookie she took, the man took one also. This was infuriating her because she didn't want to cause a scene. When only one cookie remained, she thought;ah... What would this abusive man do now?". Then, the man, taking the last cookie divided it into halfs, giving her one half. Ah! That was too much! She was much too angry now! In ahuff, she insulted the man, took her book, herthings and stormed to the boarding place.
When she sat down in her seat inside the plane, she looked into her bag to take her eyeglasses, and, to her surprise, her packet of cookies was there, untouched, unopened! She felt so ashamed! She realized that she was wrong...she had forgotten that her cookies were in her bag. The man had sharedhis cookies with her, without feeling angered or bitter while she was very angry, thinking she was sharing her cookies with him. And now there was no chance to explain herself nor to apologise.
They are four things that you can't recover...
THE STONE...after the throw!
THE WORD...after its said!
THE OCCASSION...aft er the loss.
THE TIME...after its gone.
Be careful and be patient always!!!