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TOSIN ACCA: Who has seen BINTILAYE?

....check nairaland toilet!..he should be there!...lols

jayjam: IS THERE ANYONE THINKING ASUCH;THIS SHOULDN'T BE VIEWED AS BEEN GARRULOUS OR EXTROVERTIBLE AND ASUCH SHOULD NOT BE TREATED AS A RHETORIC.WE ARE SCHEDULED TO BEGIN REG.AFTER RESUMPTION WHICH HAS BEEN SLATED FOR MARCH 4,WE AINT GONNA BE ALLOWED INTO THE HALL OF RESIDENCES,WHERE ARE WE GOING TO SLEEP?(FOR A WEEK IN EXCESS)ARE WE REALLY GOING TO START REG.AFTER MARCH 4?WOULD THE EPORTAL BE UPDATED BEFORE MIDFEB.?WHEN ARE WE COMING INTO THE HOSTELS THEN?they are just too sancrosantory a question,not mandatory though?

....chairman, no go bite ur tongue because u wan blow big grammer o!...u don't have 2 go dig up dico words cos u wan post 4 nairaland!!!....no offence intended n hope none taken!!!

ATTENTION MALIANS!!!

Any attempt, attempted attempt, group of attempts, variable attempt, fixed attempt, debit or credit attempts to stop us from winning;

1. We would withdraw our troops from Mali.

2. You would pay us the 7 billion our govt spent on your war.

3. We would encourage the tuareg rebels to return.

The ball is in your court, pass it to Emenike when d time koms.
Una hear me so

A word is enough for d wise...

Heheheheheehehe ­hehehehee...... ­ God don catch una today!!!

True confession by Akpos . . .

I was a Candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing
Use Of English. I shaded the ones i knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when i noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me. She was shading and was not looking up.

Through the help of my long neck, i peeped and checked her
work, she was on number 65, I was still on number 21 and time was running out. I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her. We got to number 98 together, suddenly, she looked up, caught me and shouted in a
low tone,

What are it? Why is you dey copying me? Copys! copys! You is not shaming! As big as you dey! You is a dull boys! You are a
disgrace to your manhood.

Na so i shout; heeeey! heeeeyyy!!! heeeyyyy!!!

I am finished yay, who has eraser eeeehhhh!!!!!!!!...Bad Market!.....

Abeg, Describe Akpors In One Word!!!

yinka2392: MATHEMATICS

..hmmm!..dat means we gon be in d same faculty!...cool fin!

michealade: lwkmd4ho PMS:premium motor spirit!i neva hear Premenstrual syndrome 4 ma lyf o.DR. Cloaked

...lols!...fella google it slash look it up in a dictionary!....or better still ask any educated female around u!...no offence intended!

yinka2392: i'm sory if i've offended u in any way, not in the mood u tought i was...concerning PMS- its the scientific name 4 petrol/ premium motor spirit. Once again i'm very sory. Wat course were u admitd for....?

...No biggie bro!...apology accepted!...Engineering physics!....U?

yinka2392: Hmm.... dont try drawing fighting lines here...u r adding pms to the fire.. careful or u get a stroke. ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....Oga Ade!...shey if u no talk wall-nut tree go grow 4 ur mouth ni?....if u no get wetin 2 use ur mouth do, u fit use am dey whistle na!...

P.s:.....wetin concern premenstrual syndrome "PMS" wit fire?...*confused*

#AroThingsOnPoint!

Nairalane: I have been repeating this severally: OAU eportal has been regularly irregular. That is part of the cross u ve to bear b4 becomin a student even though,unsuitable. Pls, pls, pls, just be calm. U will soon be tired of checking the eportal. But if u re tired of OAU, YABATECH is not far.

omodad: If dia was a dislike option here, l would av dislik dis post a million times. Why 4 God's sakes......did u thinkdat was encouraging or during ur time is dat aw it was late? WEEKS TO RESUMPTION....WEEKS!....and not eve names av bn uploaded let alone reg procedure......d only thng dey can do is to 'disclaim', if dey av uploaded d site dia wouldn't av been such problem. Excess of everythng is bad, excess of slow motions is indicating a bad disc. OAU is a mess jooor let call a spade a spade.
Ppl here are fustrated u sud atleast type sumthn encouraging. And since u kno YABATEC is nt far why did u chose oau too

....Hmmm!...i comment my reserve!....lol!...Haaa!...mi gbe!!!...in fact i go talk am!...see yarns!!!...Omodad cutie, u no do well at all...u 4 atleast text d mata 2 am na!!...*lol-menting in jamaican lang.*

miss law: kuekuekye......smilin in spanish

...kuekuekye ke?...dat wan don comot 4 smile o!...na ghanian laugh be dat!...lols

...Here's a simple tongue twisting slash brain teasing question;

....Are Oranges called Oranges because they are Orange in colour or is the Colour called Orange because Oranges are Orange in Colour?

miss law: well i am...
....but nt pencil.....

....me sef wan see ur pix o!...4 proper confirmation!...*smiling in espanol*

Hausa: can i see ur pix? U wont be dat slim, i doubt much

...lols...i comment my reserve!...*winks*

Tonisious504: abi nah,its beta 2 drink garri nw n be loaded wit a promisin future,dan 2 eat fried rice n chicken n forget abt d brightnez of d future. And diz wot has made ogun people v.unique. They're intelligent,vibrant n loaded wit sharp brains ~winks ~

...Iya Ijebu!...are u tryin 2 say dat ur 3 daily meals re made 4rm Garri!?....for instance, u soak Garri in d morning...eat Garri porridge or Garri cus-cus in d afternoon....n Eba at night!...hmmm?

P.s....Prior 2 d promising future thingy.....it takes persistance,determination n hardwork 2 secure one!...not drinking Garri!....*winks*

Sir mikky: See reasoning...The rice fit no do u much good lyk Ijebu garri wey dry wella featuring cold pure water and groundnut..☺

....hmmm!..who wan talk say im Mama soup no sweet even if na unscrubbed better-leaf soup!

BINTI_LAYE101: [FRESH NEWS] OAU Online REGISTRATION Starts March 2nd, Freshers To Resume March 3rd, Stalites a Week Later.

....though the news everywhere, buh hw reliable's ur source?

Tonisious504: ehn,na dat garri dey make us sharp 4 nt only face bt also 4 brain. So u beta be careful o

....lwkmd4h!...garri dey make pesin sharp?..if i hear!...na suffer-ness dey make pesin drink garri o!...temme sumfin cutie,..if u're bin asked 2 pick btw Fried rice plus seasoned chicken, and Garri!...which re u gon pick?....lemmme guess, Garri ryt?

BINTI_LAYE101: THE TRANSLATION FROM (YORUBA-ENGLISH):
You avn't resume, u already av some personal issues you want 2 discuss.

...fenks!

BINTI_LAYE101: Yeah bro, l've long been admitted naa ( acct. on merit ), l was only trying to tell d awaiters dat, dere is light @ d end of d tunnel, with Godly Faith and Hope. l share in dere pains, because i was once in dere position too, n l would try my best possible, to encourage dem.

...dat's a cool fin!

...are u on 2go?...if yes!....pls wah's ur user Id!...would luv 2 hv a lil chat wit u!

Hausa: na wa o. Eti e ti wole, eti ni personal issues tema so. Oga o

...translation!.....pls!

BINTI_LAYE101: What hope means
Hope is bright shinin lite which keeps darkness @ the bay
Hope is gentle cold breeze on a hot summer day
Hope is 2 remain positive wen goin gets tough
Hope is seekin more wen odas tink u had enough
What hope means
Hope is dreamin of 2mao
Hope is simmerin unda sorrow
Hope is sparkles wen tears in our eyes
Hope is a beautiful tin & beutiful tin neva dies
Hope is as light as a feather
Hope keeps all of us 2geda
Hope is ubiquitous n free of cost.
Hope is d last tin eva lost...
#yet2beaddmited

....All iz well brov!...pls don't lose faith!...#Godknowsbest

....i seriously tot u've been admitted 2 study ACCOUNTING!

Olastep1: thats d main reason i'm presently in OAU. The admisn officer has traveled sef(only God knws). But i had d opportunity 2meet a highlander who spoke 2 him on phone. And i was told i shud wait til d eportal is updated 1st, then he'l do somtin abt it cos of d 'small' connectns' 'we' had. But majorly, he said most candidates with same issue wil be addressed after our final screening. Dont forget d 'koko', dats d #3000. Though i'm higly disappointed bt he said i shouldnt worry and it would not affect our admittance @all. He evn said he would av loved 2 help us out bt e be lyk say he get one smal tin whey we go print 4rm d eportal 1st. So, lets relaxed.

Yet they stil hasnt answered my simple question> WHEN WIL OAU UPDATE OUR NAMES ON THE EPORTAL ? ? ?

...lols...even google sef no fit answer dat question o!

OOAS: As far as i know.E.T.F is the best male hostel.if u doubt me,why nt check it out.U see Awo,men,dat one na confirm rugged hostel.if u know what they call'aro',na awo be baba.

....truly, Awo's rugged....buh undisputably, d liveliest hostel on camp!

....An insightful story....please read!
~
Narrated by ~ Joann C. Jones.
~
During my second year of nursing school our professor gave us a quiz. I breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was a joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Before the class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our grade."Absolutely," the professor said. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say hello." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.

Hausa: actually i noticed d skul has less fruit trees around. Or dint i see well?
Dis is where i salute unn. In my days in d staff quarters, i've neva seen any oda uni dat has so much fruits in abundance like unn. So tey we used fruits as food sef, hmmm.
Dat skul gat do sometin to dat o

...u obviously didn't observe well...there're lots of fruit trees at OAU staff quarters!!....

Hausa: men...dat bleeps n fingers has neva stopped sending me text messages up till dis day.
Hope am not d only one dat has been receiving those greeting textx by dem?

...seriously, how much did u spend at FORKS N FINGERS during post jamb!?....dis one wey em dey send u continues msgs....na wa o!...e be lyk em don miss u lyk cwxy 4 there!!....*winks*

BINTI_LAYE101: TO THE AWAITERS;
"I didn't even complete my uni. education" - Bill Gates
"I struggled academically throughout elementary school"- Dr Ben Carson
"I used 2 serve tea at a shop 2 support my football training"-Lionel Messi
"My teachers used 2 call me a failure"- PM Tony Blair
"I was in prison for 27 years"-Retired President Nelson Mandela.
Though we pass through many difficulties in life, we shouldn't give up because Life isn't about what u couldn't do so far, It's about what u can still do, so NEVER GIVE UP!

....In addition,...it doesn't matter how many times you get knocked down on the floor, if you believe, one day you'll be standing tall and strong!!!

...please don't lose faith...By God's grace.... "All iz well"!!

...Heard 4rm a reliable source dat d E-portal will be uploaded on the 7th of feb!..even heard the info was pasted on campus!

jayjam: *WHAT HAPPENS ON NAIRALAND STAYS ON NAIRALAND*

...na so jare!

skysol: Adex god go bles u jo...leave doz idiotic fools 2 kip on foolin der nonsensic age....lmao.lolll

Adex097: pls cool down bro don't be offended...We shouldn't allow any form of exchange of words erupt here again. Btw what skysol said was unpalatable buh I'm sure he meant no harm.

....IMHO slash for ur information, as long as u're neither d one dat created nairaland nor dis thread,....pls anyfin i post on this thread doesn't concern u, whether informative or not!...if u don't like my post, ignore it, better still just skip 2 next post!....don't ever,ever use any insultive word 2 comment on my post again!...cos i seriously won't take it 4rm any tagged,cloned ape who doesn't have manner of approach!....

Olastep1: lol...are u a journalist?

...lols....are u a detective?