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A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to spend her time. She also bought a packet of cookies. She sat down in an armchair in the VIP room of the airport to restand read in peace. Besides the armchair where the packet of cookies lay, a man sat down in the next seat, opened his magazi
ne and started reading. When she took one, the man took also. She felt irritated but said nothing. She just thought; "what a nerve! If i was in the mood, i would punch him for daring!". For each cookie she took, the man took one also. This was infuriating her because she didn't want to cause a scene. When only one cookie remained, she thought;ah... What would this abusive man do now?". Then, the man, taking the last cookie divided it into halfs, giving her one half. Ah! That was too much! She was much too angry now! In ahuff, she insulted the man, took her book, herthings and stormed to the boarding place.
When she sat down in her seat inside the plane, she looked into her bag to take her eyeglasses, and, to her surprise, her packet of cookies was there, untouched, unopened! She felt so ashamed! She realized that she was wrong...she had forgotten that her cookies were in her bag. The man had sharedhis cookies with her, without feeling angered or bitter while she was very angry, thinking she was sharing her cookies with him. And now there was no chance to explain herself nor to apologise.
They are four things that you can't recover...
THE STONE...after the throw!
THE WORD...after its said!
THE OCCASSION...aft er the loss.
THE TIME...after its gone.
Be careful and be patient always!!!

A girl sends a guy who stays in another
town a message which reads....:
Am in love with a young, cute, handsome,
sexy, adorable, intelligent and awesome
guy, so i want us to break up. Since i no longer lv u ,
send back my photo..
The guy encloses a return stamped envelop
with 50 photos of differentgirls and
said.
'am sorry plz i don't remember ur face. So plz kindly select your
photo and send back the remaining
ones!!!!
the gurl busted heavy tears.....lols!

Godslove2039: Tanx. Cud u pls help us ask where exactly it is pasted or beta still gv me his fone numba.

....she said it's bin pasted at d dean's office and can also be checked at d Admission officer's office!...

phunmiejewels: Who did u get d info 4rm nd hw sure is d person?

......got d info 4rm a friend, who's also a Law Aspirant!

...i heard law merit list's out on campus!...those on campus should pls help our dearest Law applicants check or confirm this info!

It's a natural mentality dat has been 4rm inception!...more or less lik thesame reason y men can't be a hooker slash stand on the street shamelessly n wait 4 customers 2 approach em as "women of low virtue" do!....wouldn't it sound absurd or look weird,if u hear or encounter one?

vivian chinaza: Baby girl, all women are like that! Unless she is emotionally unstable! Maybe she is mad at the moment. S3x means something to women!

I don't really follow sex and the city but I follow desperate wives............Gabrila cheated on her husband and developed feelings for the guy. Tom Scavo cheated, had a daughter, no feelings........Bree cheated with the intention of not falling for karl and ended up felling for him.

In one tree hill, Broke Davies slept around, but she called herself a mess.

My dear, sex will always mean something to a woman, we tell ourselves that to console ourselves.

....true talk there cutie...i support dat "sex will always mean more 2 women than men"...cos physically, by a mere layman's analyses on s3x...."during s3x, everyfin happens in a female....n if any result will come out of it,....it will still be in a female!....

A woman came out of her house
and saw 3 old men with
long white beards sitting inher
front yard. She did not
recognize them. She said "I don't
...
think I know you, but
you must be hungry. Please
come in and have
something to eat."
"Is the man of the house
home?", they asked. "No", she
said. "He's out." "Then we cannot
come in", they replied.
In the evening when her
husband came home, she told
him what had happened."Go tell
them I am home and
invite them in!" The woman
went out and invited the
men in. "We do not go intoa
House together," they
replied. "Why is that?" she
wanted to know.
One of the old men explained:
"His name is Wealth," he
said pointing to one of his
friends, and said pointing to
another one, "He is Success,and
I am Love."
Then he added, "Now go inand
discuss with your
husband which one of us you
want in your home." The
woman went in and told her
husband what was said. Her
husband was overjoyed."How
nice!!", he said. "Since
that is the case, let us invite
Wealth. Let him come and
fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear,
why don't we invite
Success?" Their daughter-in-law
was listening from the
other corner of the house. She
jumped in with her own
suggestion: "Would it not be
better to invite Love?
Our home will then be filled with
love!" "Let us heed our
daughter-in-law 's advice," said
the husband to his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our
guest." The woman
went out and asked the 3 old
men, "Which one of you is
Love? Please come in and be our
guest."
Love got up and started walking
toward the house. The
other 2 also got up and followed
him. Surprised, the lady
asked Wealth and Success:"I
only invited Love, Why are
you coming in?"
The old men replied together: "If
you had invited Wealth
or Success, the other two ofus
would've stayed out, but
since you invited Love, wherever
He goes, we go with
him. Wherever there is Love,
there is also Wealth and
Success!!!
Invite love by sharing this story
with everyone you care about.

Godslove2039: None of the admission is on Jamb site. I got to knw tru the site of those schools.
If ur admisn in2 UniOsun is reflecting on ur Jamb Admisn Status and Admisn Letter, when u're sure u've bn offered admission into OAU, walk in2 any Jamb Zonal Office (check Jamb Brochure for address nearest to u), lodge ur complaints and follow the instructions given to u.
For more interactions, click
www.facebook.com/SG2039

....i heard 4rm a reliable source dat one can only accept an admission offer as soon as one prints d school's admission letter!

...Pls has any admitted pharmacy aspirant printed his or her admission letter?....just wanna ask some few questions!

....Pls has any admitted pharmacy aspirant printed his or her admission letter 4rm jamb site?....just wanna ask some few questions!

....Rumor has it dat d 2nd list has bin compiled as well...actually, a friend of mine who went 2 check her name on d list at d admission office told me!....

sapphirejade: @TEASER4. Pls check up on d Law admission list, since it is close 2 ur department. Pls dnt 4get 2 check.

....#nw kindly ff back on 2witter!....@cloaked4u

....Has anyone printed his or her Admission letter?

Abeycity97: I just check jamb site nw nd av been given admission,tanks to y'all.

....wah course were u given?

Ariyke: TNX BRO

....are u on 2go or sumfin?....if yep...pls wah's ur user Id?

Ariyke: Aliamdulilah! Alihamdulilahi!! Aliamdulilah!!! i dont knw hw else to thank God infact am d happiest on earth dis night cus av been given admission to study
DEMOGRAPHY and SOCIAL STATISTICS after 8yrs @ home. i pray all other aspirants see their name soonest insha Allah say a big AMEN to that abeg

....BARAK ALLAHU FIQ SIS!

....OAU Admission statues notification came up on Nairaland/Education/OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session on the 21st of September at about 5:31pm.....CONGRATULATIONS 2 Y'ALL THAT GOT ADMITTED ON MERIT!....and 2 all other aspirants still waiting 4 their names 2 come up in d next list...Please don't lose hope!....ALL IZZ WELL INSHA ALLAH (By God Almighty's grace)!

....Alhamdullilah Robil Alamin!!!

yinka2392: @WizardPrince1, tanx 4 ur positive response. PLS NOTE this: God is teaching u sometin here, if u kuld b so sad 4 not gaining admission into oau,au would u feel if u miss the admission to heaven. While having a zeal 4 Oau, hav a greater zeal 4 heaven.

....true talk there fella!...let's not forget dat God Almighty does as he wills n knws best!...it's wah has happened 2 us dat we knw, we don't knw d future....but He "the Almighty" knws our past,present n future!...if u fink ur prayers' bin delayed...it could be cos He "the Almighty" has sumfin else in stock 4 u,ur patience's bin tested or probably, u weren't destined 4 it but 4 sumfin else!....like i said He "the Almighty" knws best!....IMHO- "pls lets censor d statements we say expecially d ones related 2 God Almighty"....4 HE alone's d greatest, Most high,all knowing, d praise worthy, d answerer, most forgiving, d beneficent n most Merciful!

morcousn: i beg baba god make he reach my turn

....Amin summa Amin!

Teaser4: i dont think the admission list is out.....even if its out,you will check it on jamb website...if you see any on any dept board...its matriculation list. If you fall for scammers...na OYO u dey.... Afternoon...if you need any info...i can easily access Admin-Law-Social sciences... its me ur boi Teaser4... Good luck guys ... SUG has been restored.... Praaaaaaaa...i remain loyal

....are serious dat SUG has bin restored?

Hermienart: LAW, ADEKOLA HABEEB ADEDAMOLA. 26328038HG. PLS HELP ME COS AM DYING.

.....cutie...i don't fink law list has bin pasted...cos a friend of mine went 2 check d list at law building n couldn't find anyfin as such pasted!....P.S...are u on 2go?...if yep!...my user i.d's CLOAKED2!...i'm also an aspirant but of Phy engineering, who resides in Ife!...u can add me so we could share thoughts n regale ourselves wit infos!

yinka2392: HEY, I got an info now that the faculty of science and education have released their list, one of my friends has confirmed his admission in the department of economics(education). Seems to be getting lively now!!!!!!!!

...where precisely was it pasted in faculty of science?

Orebukola: Amen my brother,I pray we all nairalanders are admited.

....AMIN SUMMA AMIN!

ueskman: [color=#000099][/color]pls my fellow OAUITE
maths c6
eng c6
agric c6
geography c6
economicx c6
THAT ONE IS ONE SITTING
OR
maths c6
eng c6
agric c6
econs c4
yoruba c6
geography c6
THIS ONE IS TWO SITINGS
nw d question s which one is more prefferable to use in O.A.U admission am going for ECONOMICS nd planning to tk maths eng econs nd geography in Jamb..bt dont knw weather my requirement is upto d task if yes which of d two results nd pls look at d result wella...!
THANKS NAIRALANDER U RE ALWAYS ON POINT REPLY PLEASE ¤PEA©£¤ pls my fellow OAUITE
maths c6
eng c6
agric c6
geography c6
economicx c6
THAT ONE IS ONE SITTING
OR
maths c6
eng c6
agric c6
econs c4
yoruba c6
geography c6
THIS ONE IS TWO SITINGS
nw d question s which one is more prefferable to use in O.A.U admission am going for ECONOMICS nd planning to tk maths eng econs nd geography in Jamb..bt dont knw weather my requirement is upto d task if yes which of d two results nd pls look at d result wella...!
THANKS NAIRALANDER U RE ALWAYS ON POINT REPLY PLEASE ¤PEA©£¤

....obviously the second result's better than the first!....that's;
maths c6
eng c6
agric c6
econs c4
yoruba c6
geography c6 .....6credits' better than 5...isn't it?....just IMHO fella!....just IMHO!

azharuddin: Abu Dharr said, "The Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, told me,
'Do not consider anything correct insignificant, even meeting your brother with a happy face."
[Muslim]

....i don't understand dis hadith, sum1 should pls elaborate!

BINTI_LAYE101: So you think you're good at math? Complete the sequence: 1=3, 2=3, 3=5, 4=4, 5=4, 6=3, 7=5, 8=5, 9=4, 10=3, 11=?, 12=?.

....11=3, 12=6

Bboybanj: whats poo

....in a layman's understanding....it means SHhIT!

A girl dreamt that she died and
came back to earth as a Chicken.
She then became pregnant and
tried to lay eggs as a chicken. she
pushed and pushed, then she laid
the 1st egg. Shortly afterwards,
she laid the 2nd egg.she was
pushing hard to lay the 3rd egg
when her room mate screamed
"Araba" wake up, You Dey Shit 4
Bed.....LWKMD4H!