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 Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 12:19am On Feb 13, 2013 |
Hausa: u?....yeah!..buh 4 leisure only!...though i sprint too! |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 12:10am On Feb 13, 2013 |
kuiye: Pls I'm not yoruba, can u interpret wat u sed...never-mind bloke! |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 12:04am On Feb 13, 2013 |
GodzBELOVED: hmmmm. Geography is a social science course o.....ah!...my bad!!!...i guess, i need 2 get some rest nw!...nightie-night cutie! #sleepingmode |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 12:00am On Feb 13, 2013 |
Hausa: guy i no be u. Am a baller right from time....hmmm!...dat's quite intriguing bloke! |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 11:56pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
Hausa: yea. Soc. Sci...social science ke? |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 11:53pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
GodzBELOVED: Serz? Course?...Engineering physics! |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 11:51pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
Hausa: kaaaa, hope u dint miss dis show.....hmmm!...abi make me n u start 2 dey go training ni!....at least b4 d next AFCON we go don sabi play!...abi wetin u fink? PS: i hope say u no get pot belly sha?...lols...anyway no probs, even if u get, u go just dey keep 4 us! |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 11:42pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
GodzBELOVED: my course- Geography....cool fin cutie!...i guess we belong 2 same faculty! |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 11:36pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
biggiesoft: hey nigga...u fink say nah only u sabi spit* abi...naw i muz confez i woz suprisd 2 v found out dat a good-thinker(tho dat haz chngd o) lyk u wuld react in such an akward manner...ogbeni farabale?? Do u tink diz thread iz ful of dumb-asses dat u laydown a write-up 4 nd jex laud u widout givin in a concrete crosscheck... A ladie with high level of maturity tuk d tym 2 rid ur God-4sakn Poem nd decided 2 help ur career by lettin an ass-hole lyk u knw ur mistakez..instead of u appreciatn dat fact.. u decided 2 bhave lyk 1 whu jex got d chance 2 voice out hiz ignorance or shuld i say stupidity online...u nid 2 reshape ur mindset...learn!!!....fella, ur words re just lyk a lit lighter or match stick in a room filled with ethene gas!...i just hope it doesn't explode directly in ur face! |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 11:25pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
kuiye: Can someone pls tel me wat's wrong with oau. I can believe dis match 4th that I've been dreaming about is jst a speculation and there is nothing tangible about it(considering d fact dat's it's not official, I'm thinking of anoda Jamb o, because it's like Oau doesn't intend 2 admit this year). Oau is nothing but a confused university moving @ a snail pace(no offence guys)....which wan be no offence again?...shey na we be Omole ni?...*waged my head a lil buh stylishly SMH-ing it*....lols |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 11:12pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
GodzBELOVED: True! I admit I shouldn't have used it. I over-reacted then. I think the best thing is just for me to keep mute on this matter before I end up saying something worse. My patience has been tried enough. Thanks for the correction. Thanks.....i've said this once and....still gon repeat it for the sake of this "critique slash critics slash criticism" matter!... "...only an intelligent fool would make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction ( i.e make things simpler)...." IMHO, pls lets end the discussion about "the critique" here! PS: Seniorita GodzBeloved, wah major were you offered to study!?...#reallycurious |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 10:51pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
Hausa: good remark....hmmm!...u've seriously got a wonderful imagin-ing sense!...have u tried writting a movie?...an epic one 2 be precise!...#justIMHO! |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 10:45pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
Sir mikky: Is there anyone who has gotten the LG letter for that of Ijebu-Ode,Ogun state..eh!..eh!...eh!...u guys re seriously confusing me o!...pls what's d difference btw cert. Of origin and LG letter? |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 3:03pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
Tonisious504: then u started yawnin,i guess?....*checks behind her neck in search for bar-codes or a micro-chip*!...lols |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 2:54pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
Hausa: midway into reading dis question, my tummy started turning me....any reasonable reasons why....? |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 2:53pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
Hausa: midway into reading dis question, my tummy started turning me |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 1:59pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
NAIJA POLITICAL MATHS (PART B) ECO 101 (INTRODUCTION TO SHARING FORMULA) I. ADENUGA gave Eagles 1 million Dollars and Keshi 200,000 Dollars. II. DANGOTE gave Eagles 130 million Naira. III. OTEDOLLAR didn't give Eagles because he had given Super Farouk dollar. NOTE: Almighty Farouk, Frk = (Kuje Prison ± Otedollar ) subsidy scam Using the above data provided, answer the following questions: 1. Calculate the amount each of the players would get. 2. Find the probability that they would redeem their pledges. Take P = 0 < x <0.1 3. What would be the percentage of NFF big belly officials? 4. If Federal Govt should decide that the money should be paid to the players through their respective Governors or Governor's Forum, using the Flood Money sharing formula, calculate the probability that the money would get to the players. Take, Flood formula = {flood money - EFCC} {Greed ± nothing for real flood victims} 5. What is the probability that Keshi would send Osaze recharge card from the money? 6. Using the almighty Zoning formula, calculate the rate of depletion, if the money is kept for safety under the care of an average Nigerian politician. Time allowed: 2 hours. GOOD LUCK! Your time starts now!!! Hmmmm...May God save us from drama.. |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 1:50pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
Hausa: i av been thinking d same.....dis one wey u dey always fink wetin GodzBELOVED dey fink!...hmmm!....i comment my reserve yo!...lols |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 8:13am On Feb 12, 2013 |
michealade: una no get work for dat association sha.una mate dey village dey farm,una dey rant!how many ode go 4lo dis protocols nau.NEXT TIME PUT..PBAA(poor boyfriends association of Africa)...fella, it's just an obvious joke!...won't do u harm or remove a penny 4rm ur pocket 2 just laugh! |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 12:44pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
Akpos went to Bokina faso after yesterday's match "#AFCoN2013Final" . And this is what he said happened there: After their return from AFCON, the players of Bokina faso were so ashamed of their great loss to Nigeria, they decided to disguise themselves so as not to be recognised by their fellow countrymen.....Bance disguised himself as a monk. While walking round the streets of Ouagadougou, suddenly, an old lady walked up to him and said, "Hi, Bance!" Amazed and annoyed that an old lady had seen through his disguise, he went back home and dressed as a Tuareg, again he bumped into the same old lady and she said: How do you do, Bance??" Confused and puzzled, he asked. but how did you recognise me ma?" The old lady laughed out loud and said, are you stupid or what?.. Its me, Pitroipa! 3 Likes |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 8:56am On Feb 10, 2013 |
Hausa: mei gida, its 2go....Aboki na, ka tashi lafia?....are u on 2go?...if yep!...pls wat's ur user ID? |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 6:32am On Feb 10, 2013*. Modified: 6:52am On Feb 10, 2013 |
Yhemit: _Their is light in academic buildn,only dat d skul internationally switch off all d hostel light.......hmmm!...IMHO, the above statement's grammatically,morphologically and truth-ically incorrect!...there hasn't been elect. power supply within Ife for two consecutive days now! |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 7:29pm On Feb 09, 2013 |
TOSIN ACCA: @FEDEKO:...Amin!!! |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 9:55pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
..Late night joke! Ekaite likes to sing, and whenever she begins, her husband akpos heads outside. Hurt, she asked him, "Don't you like my singing?" "Of course, dear," he replied. "I just want to make sure the neighbors know I'm not beating you." hehehehe! 1 Like
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| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 9:52pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
jayjam: WHICH COURSE ARE YOU IN FOR, BRO?I LIKE UR MATURITY....fenks!....Engineering physics!...u? |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 6:44pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
jayjam: Am sorry i had to waste dis space,was told my post was too expensive.thanks@Mr hausa...Hmmmm!.....Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent....It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction ( i.e make things simpler)....I'm glad u thought it through dis tym!....JSUK, apology accepted! |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 3:08am On Feb 07, 2013 |
Another confession by Akpors; I was walking down the street sometime ago,then I saw a beautiful Toyota Jeep parked on the side way. I stopped for a minute to stare and admire it...Just then i saw a Beautiful Babe / hot chick coming down the road. Guess wat i did! I quickly moved near the car & pretended it was my ride, i kicked a bit at the front tire and stood by the side of the door. I could see her staring at me, sure enough she had fallen for me already (I thought to myself...) she walked towards me. I composed my self & faked a call to my mechanic while leaning on the door. Just then she approached me and said,"Excuse me!". I pretended not to hear her as i flew big amounts of money for spare parts. After a minute she again said, "excuse me sir!", I lowered my phone & said, "just a second sweetheart, let me conclude my last order" & continued on phone as I moved away from the door. (at this moment i was sure she had fallen for me, I could tell from her impatience). But just as i moved from the door, Guess what! . . . She opened her handbag removed the car keys, opened the door, entered & drove off 1 Like |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 2:48am On Feb 07, 2013*. Modified: 8:37am On Feb 07, 2013 |
SupremeKHIS: Do you know Ghana dealt with Nigeria 1-0 in Semi-Final the last time they met in 2010 and now Bur/faso defeated them, kudos to them a pace, and you know what they've started dreaming of lifting that CUP sef, awon na owa tepa naw....Have u forgotten dat d Ghanian squad/team who won against Nigeria the previous tym "2010 AFCON" 's different 4rm dis apparent one dat lost against Bokina faso!?....lykwise, d Nigerian squad/team who lost against ghana d previous tym "2010 AFCON" 's also different 4rm dis apparent squad!....Do d maths fella, the difference's crystal clear! PS:...most tyms, it's d squad/team dat matters wen it comes 2 playin well not d name d team bears or d country d play 4!....#JustIMHO slash #ObviousFact |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 7:46pm On Feb 06, 2013*. Modified: 9:07pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
miss law: tink u jst dialled d TROUBLE num..... Cutie...."If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't"!!! |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 7:32pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
jayjam: ANOTHER ATTENTION SEEKING IVORIAN HYPOCRTIE*IF U WANNA PUT UR MOUTH HERE ACT LIKE A MAN*....."Attention seeking Ivorians!?"....lols!....are u sure u thought dis through b4 posting it?....cos dat's d most dumbest fin i've eva heard on Nairaland!...buh i'm pretty sure u're not d dumbest here!...or are u? PS:...pls next tym use ur mouth 2 talk not ur anus!...cos d adove quoted post ur wrote sounds more lyk 'fart' than a statement!!....#IMHO!  |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 6:55am On Feb 06, 2013 |
Yhemit: >did they help u provide hostel or where stay wan u come for post utme...abeg, anoda qtn.....dat question should be 'directly directed' 2 Mr Jayjam!! |
| Education › Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by cloaked(m): 6:45am On Feb 06, 2013 |
yinka2392: Got materials 4 mth 101, chm 101, and phy101 early this week. I must tell u , those of u in tech nd sciences, its no easy thing, we've got to work hard- especially mth101. I believe God Will see us through,.......Amin!....where u at apparently? |
