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PoliticsRe: INEC Staff Die In Benue State by clockwise(m): 12:41pm On Mar 28, 2015
Nawa o.
PoliticsRe: APC Members Are Thumb Printing Ballot Papers by clockwise(m): 12:40pm On Mar 28, 2015
Front page tinx
PoliticsRe: 2015 Elections - Share Your Experience @ Your Polling Unit Here by clockwise(m): 8:52am On Mar 28, 2015
Reporting from ifo, ogun state. Accreditation is yet to start, cos the inec officials re yet to show up. Olose in ifo ogun state. We have many electorates on ground waiting for the electoral officials.
PoliticsRe: Only A Yoruba Bastard Will Vote Jonathan by clockwise(m): 9:38am On Mar 26, 2015
NewNigeriaMind:
Na God go punish you, what concerns me with which state Jonathan wins. I am talking to my Yoruba brethren and you omo iboe ajeokuta mamuomi rush into it.

Are you mad? is a screw lose in your head. na God go punish you, as if you support Jonathan base on performance , the only reason you support him is up their, political appointments. so respect other people opinion, bastard.
sowi for rushing into it, lol. Mr newmind nigeria, we your fellow yoruba dnt want buhari, we dislike the northerners. Ti ko ba sepe won ko fi aso jo e lenu ni kekere oni ma so pe eni to ba dibo fun enikan omoale ni. I want to see what u will do if Gej is announced d winner. Oloriburuku eda.
PoliticsRe: Only A Yoruba Bastard Will Vote Jonathan by clockwise(m): 9:07am On Mar 26, 2015
NewNigeriaMind:
The hate Jonathan has for the Yorubas knows no bounds.
see did mumu saying trash. I can bet u dat Gej will win most of the states in south west. I dnt knw y nairaland has turn to a place of no respect.
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by clockwise(m): 7:30pm On Mar 25, 2015
OAUTemitayo:
Just go there with your online print out and something like 2500 to 3000
sowi for my disturbance bro, i heard their re somethings i must take along. Am thinking of going tomorow. If it is true, kindly list the things required of me to take along.
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by clockwise(m): 3:45pm On Mar 25, 2015
Pls fellow freshers, is there anyone here dat knw the procedure of obtaining gce original certificate from waec office. (2012 result). Urgent reply pls.
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by clockwise(m): 8:14pm On Mar 19, 2015
tiagal06:
Well d name is Ifeoluwa, social sciences nd add me to d whatsapp group:08141767453,so excited to resume.
can i add u also?
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by clockwise(m): 8:14pm On Mar 19, 2015
tiagal06:
Well d name is Ifeoluwa, social sciences nd add me to d whatsapp group:08141767453,so excited to resume.
can i add u as well?
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by clockwise(m): 8:13pm On Mar 19, 2015
tiagal06:
Well d name is Ifeoluwa, social sciences nd add me to d whatsapp group:08141767453,so excited to resume.
do u mind me adding u as well?
SportsRe: If Not Keshi, Get Mourinho, Guardiola – Minister by clockwise(m): 3:46am On Mar 10, 2015
:@
Christianity EtcRccg Marathon Messiah's Praise. by clockwise(op): 10:02pm On Mar 04, 2015
Those that went for the programme should kindly gist us about what happened during the mrathon praise. Cant wait to hear the participants speak.
PoliticsRe: Seven Categories Of Nigerians During This Election Period. by clockwise(m): 8:55pm On Feb 26, 2015
SaiBuharii:
We are getting a clearer picture of why the elections were postponed....to try and convince some stu-pid set of Nigerians through deceitful outings and projects.

If you have sense and ur brain is working...I belive for every act of Jonathan this six weeks...the questions you shld ask ur self...why has it not be done in 6 years?

Why has bokoharam not been tackled in 6 years...but possible in 6 weeks?

Why has power stations not been launched before hand?

Why has Jonathans classmates not visited him in 6 years?

Why has war torn states not been visited by the president in six years?

As the 6 weeks of lies and propaganda counts off...I implore u all to ask yourself...if this things can be achieved in 6 weeks...what about if a determinated leader works diligently for 4 years. Jonathan is acting a script that has been written down by his advisers. I can't imagine Abati, dt indomie head man, Madueke, Obanikoro, FaniKayode and this corrupt set of leaders controlling us for another 4 years...for this reason I say

#SaiBuhari...even if election is next year!
guy ur sense no dey work, if u dey support apc, do dat in ur street nd nt on public forum.
Jokes EtcOperation You Must Laff by clockwise(op): 8:56pm On Feb 21, 2015
Who is the funniest?
1. HAUSA man who
removed his shoes to
enter a
taxi.....
2. IGBO man who went
to the bank with a
spanner to open a
bank account.
3.YORUBA man who
went to bed with a ruler
just to know
how long he slept
4. A TIV man who
watched the news and
waved
at the news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who
woke up a sleeping
patient
simply because she
forgot to give him
sleeping
pills....
6. AN IGALA man who
lowered his TV volume
because he wanted to
read a text message..
9. AN IKWERE man who
polished his shoes to
take a passport photo.
10. AN ISOKO man who
climbed a mango tree to
check
if the mango was ripe
enough then came
down
and started
stoning it.....
11. A FULANI man who
chose to drink Fanta
because he thought
sprite was unripe
12. A GWARI man who
saw something that
looked like shit, touched
n tasted n said
"Hmmm" na shit ooo!!!
Thank God I no match
am....
13. AN IDOMA man who
put his radio inside the
refrigerator
because he wanted to
listen to Cool FM...
Dnt just laff alone, kindly like nd share it.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Storm Lagos Press, Confiscate Book On Jonathan by clockwise(m): 2:28pm On Feb 08, 2015
I guess those supporting pdp or apc on nairaland re out of their mind. Come to think of it, u re all shouting change, if u knw u want change, wat u should do is to tell ur people around u to go for change nd not just exchanging words with someone on internet, nd as for pdp members dat want to remain in power, should also give people reasons y dey should be given the second chance. Abeg make we have peace of mind on Nairaland jawe. W all know the winner already.
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG FOR CHANGE by clockwise(m): 5:19am On Feb 07, 2015
Hmmmmmm, o boy am sure u dey slip wen GEJ was introduced.
PoliticsRe: The Ugly Side Of Buhari And Jonathan by clockwise(m): 3:33am On Jan 29, 2015
Politics of craziness.
PoliticsRe: 2015 Prophecy: APC Will Take Over —Cardinal Odunmbaku by clockwise(m): 4:22pm On Jan 04, 2015
1stola:
What is with this new nonsense of certificate?
When will you people have sense sef?
Do you know what it takes to be an army general?
Does your nonentity father even have a school cert?
bros, why u dey take his comment personal, sey GENERAL M. BUHARI be ur family member abi u relate. If no, then wat's ur business with his own comment. Mind ur business bros.
PoliticsRe: 2015 Prophecy: APC Will Take Over —Cardinal Odunmbaku by clockwise(m): 4:18pm On Jan 04, 2015
An Apc core member is also the one foretelling that APC will win come 2015. Nairalanders dnt u think something is wrong. Let's kip our finger crossed. Buh i wont hesitate to campaign for GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN, GEJ till 2019.
PoliticsTowards 2015 General Elections In Nigeria by clockwise(op): 8:39pm On Dec 11, 2014
Since this is a public forum i decided to post this here. The APC few hours ago declared BUHARI as their flag bearer for the presidential election come 2015 nd the incubent president in person of Goodluck Jonathan was also declared the flag bearer of PDP come 2015. The race to Aso Rock has started, pdp want to remain in power buh their strongest opposition party also want to put an end to their reign. So my people if i may ask who re u planning to vote for nd wat's your reason?
For me as the original poster i will vote for Jonathan on the basis that 'the devil you know is beter than the angel you don't know'.
N:B- am a student and am not a member of any political party, so choosing Jonathan is a matter of choice. Mind you some political party also have aspirants you can vote for. Let the pre E-voting start.
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by clockwise(m): 1:54am On Dec 01, 2014
babysmart:
wlcm once again to dose who jst joined our ASG club , bamoha, clockwise, oluwawhemzy nd others.

jst strolling.
thanks sister. How did u print ur admission letter? Was it the same e-facility card we bought to check our Jamb result?
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by clockwise(m): 8:22am On Nov 30, 2014
Dammytrager:
1.Get JAMB E-facility card(#1,500-#2000)
2.Goto jamb site(jamb.org.ng); select Print
admission letter
3.Fill in the necessary details
4.Print two copies of the letter, each watermarked
as
I.For Institution Use only
ii.For Candidate Use Only
thanks guy, buh is d e-facility card d xame we bought to check jamb result then? Abi na new one we go buy?

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