Genuine response only
I tried registering for Fire Assistant II (CONPASS 4) which I am to input O'level and Tertiary education. However, in the advertisement, Conpass 4 is mainly for Olevel holders.
What's the solution? Though I have a degree certificate but I want to register for FAII that the advert says OLevel only.

Working in Ta!dob Kollege. Decipher that.

Barcelona all the way

Kindly help me send the list to pappydray@gmail.com

Good evening Nairalanders. I need someone to update me on Inec adhoc staff training for Abeokuta south applicants.

Dituta:
Leave Zamfara governor alone, go and impeach Buhari

coconut dey your head.

Islam Sha.

DubaiLandLord1:
The Appeal Court ask the Rivers State Govt. And FIRS to maintain status quo, that means Rivers can keep on collecting VATs till the Appeal Court pass a judgement.

Are you sure you are enlightened at all? It means what's on ground should continue to play out.

Urgently needed for hiring!

Our client, a reputable educational institution in Abeokuta is seeking to recruit interested and qualified candidates in Abeokuta, Ogun state into the following Academic and Non-Academic roles:

Academic Roles:

*ENGLISH LANGUAGE Tutor*
*BIOLOGY Tutor*
*PHYSICS Tutor*
*TECHNICAL DRAWING Tutor*
*CHEMISTRY Tutor*
*CRS Tutor*
*GOVERNMENT Tutor*
*CIVIC EDUCATION/NVE Tutor*
*FRENCH Tutor*

Non-Academic Roles:

*HOSTEL MANAGERS*
*REGISTERED NURSES*

Qualification:OND, HND, NCE, B.Ed, Bsc certificate holder in the above area of interest.

Monthly renumeration: *#60,000 including Pension and other benefits.*

*Location: Asero, Abeokuta*

To apply send your CV/Resume and cover letter to *Jobforce.ng@gmail.com* using the job title as subject of the mail.

Note: Address your cover/application letter to:Lead, Recruiting officer, Job Force Nigeria, Lagos.

Deadline: 15th August, 2021

Will appreciate referrals, Thank you

Though I don't know about the school. However, I want to know you.

Baba drop d link now.

*VACANCY*

Urgently needed for hiring!

Our client, a reputable educational institution in Abeokuta is seeking to recruit interested and qualified candidates in Abeokuta, Ogun state into the following Academic and Non-Academic roles:

Academic Roles:

*ENGLISH LANGUAGE Tutor*
*BIOLOGY Tutor*
*PHYSICS Tutor*
*TECHNICAL DRAWING Tutor*
*CHEMISTRY Tutor*
*CRS Tutor*
*GOVERNMENT Tutor*
*CIVIC EDUCATION/NVE Tutor*
*FRENCH Tutor*

Non-Academic Roles:

*HOSTEL MANAGERS*
*REGISTERED NURSES*

Qualification:OND, HND, NCE, B.Ed, Bsc certificate holder in the above area of interest.

Monthly renumeration: *#60,000 including Pension and other benefits.*

*Location: Asero, Abeokuta*

To apply send your CV/Resume and cover letter to *Jobforce.ng@gmail.com* using the job title as subject of the mail.

Note: Address your cover/application letter to:Lead, Recruiting officer, Job Force Nigeria, Lagos.

Deadline: 15th August, 2021

Will appreciate referrals, Thank you

Na to avoid question 5&6 like plague. E get why

E be like say craze dey una head. 3000 words for 25k, so ridiculous. Do u know how much guys earn on fiver writing that same piece? Lonadek needs Lonart.

Thank God, she reason with us and she has done the needful.

ONIDURO: TOPE ALABI APOLOGISES.

“Let Me Acknowledge That My Mistake Was That I Externalised A Personal Message In Public and I am Awfully Sorry For Doing That”.

Initially, I didn’t want to delve into the controversy over the gospel hit song, “Oniduro,” because I have intervened behind the scenes in concert with other stakeholders in gospel music ministry. However, I discovered that online media would not allow the dust to settle calmly.
I want to state that Tope Alabi, Adeyinka Adesioye a.k.a Alaseyori and Tolu Adelegan are all members of the same family of God and they belong to the same calling – singing ministry.

“Adeyinka is my daughter in ministry. Her Pastor asked me to pray for her because she took after me, which I did wholeheartedly.
Envy who? Never!
I love the girl so much.
She can confirm to you, sir, that we relate so well. God has given each of us the grace to go as far as His enablement could carry us. The atmosphere is wide enough for everyone to stretch her wings of gift without disturbing one another.”

"......I’m being bombarded with calls and visits by Pastors since Monday morning till now. As we speak, another group of Pastors are coming in now. I guess it is because of this same issue.

“......I have been inundated with diverse counsel from different quarters. I hardly sleep since this matter started. While I attend to Nigerian fans on phone calls and online chats in the daytime, our people in the Diaspora will engage me throughout the greater part of the night over the same matter.

".....I’m not a perfect person yet, I’m still a work in progress in the hands of God. I want people to see me as a mere mortal with my own weaknesses, human frailties and as a learner in the limitless knowledge of God.
I am who I am today only by the mercy of God and the support of millions of gospel music lovers. I have no support base elsewhere outside the awesome Nigerians who feel uncomfortable with my statement.
I see the depth of anger as the measure of their love, admiration and solid support for me and for all of us in the singing ministry.

“Let me acknowledge that my mistake was that I externalised a personal message in public; and I’m awfully sorry for doing that. My friends, colleagues and leaders in ministry who criticized me either openly or privately simply feel disappointed because of the love we share. We are too knitted in the Body of Christ to allow anything to divide us. Human factor is part of our life.
“For those who keep quiet but chose to intercede for us on their knees instead, may God honour them all. And for those who defended me even without speaking with me, I can’t appreciate them enough."

"...... Sister Tolu Adelegan is a woman I hold in high esteem. Adeyinka, like I said earlier, is my daughter in ministry, they are all valuable sisters and associates that nothing can separate us. This is a mere fog, it will fade away in no time.

“For the comic fellows who are already releasing comedy skits over the matter, I burst into laughter (she laughed again) watching some today.

What creative people we are. Nigerians are awesome minds who will fashion out a tension relieving stuff from every situation.
...I appreciate them all. The Bible says in Hebrew 12: 14 that we should pursue peace with everybody and holiness, those are the conditions for us to see God. This is the acceptable path for all of us to follow......"

Evangelist Tope Alabi

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Governor Sanwo-Olu tweeted about the tasfir programme he held today and the dignitaries that graced the event. However, a lady with the Twitter handle @Mama tee decided to try her luck by begging for a job. Unfortunately she got the greatest bashing of her live. Enjoy the tweets.
I think Gov. Sanwo-Olu should kindly give her a job.

I was at the Transcript department yesterday (Room 218 Senate building) to request for my transcript after I have applied for it for like 6 months. Those guys seems not concerned or bothered. Mehn Oau need to actually do better in terms of transcript collection.

Godwin Obaseki is becoming unbecoming. This is condemnable and very disheartening. He should just let go of the past and face his administration squarely. He should remember that those that live in glass house don't throw stones.

Pls put me through

The fundquest link is not connecting, anyone else facing the same issue? I got the invite yesterday

Pls what's their pay like working as part of their adminstrative staff?

Muric wey no Sabi quran dey write letter. To make sense now

Awon werey

whippersnapper:
is it the same ojerinde that was neco registrar

I can't really say

I remembered 2013 Jamb exam conducted by Professor Dibu Ojerinde. I just finished secondary school and I was full of hopes that I will smash Jamb. My parents even ensured I attended tutorial that cost me 100naira per day. Unfortunately when I got to the exam venue that year because I opted for paper pencil option. On getting to the school I was to write my exam, we were searched throughly. I was directed to the class where I will write my exam. About ten minutes to the start of the exam one of the teachers teaching in that school came in with a carton full of mobile phones with seat numbers on them. He sharperly distributed it to the owners. Immediately I knew life no balance. Na so I just decide say I no fit use my brain sef write say definitely manna go fall for the class. One beautiful Alhaja sat beside me, na so I just they sight her on a low-key. The question paper and answer sheet was distributed and as a sharp guy I filled the necessary sections. Alhaja just tap me say wetin be my combo, I tell am. Fortunately we dey do d same combo. Omo I happy die cos she sef come with chukuli (Expo). The exam took us just 10 minutes in my hall all of us finish am in record time o. Unfortunately na that year DIBU OJERINDE go use his name do Type Combination. I don reach outside when I discovered say I don enter gbege. Result came out and I scored 100, oboi I swear for alhaja o. Na that year DIBU be the jamb type. I just tell my parents say Dem no release my result. Till now I no fit forget that shit. That singular and foolish act cos me a year.

The only way NYSC has helped me is through the Skills Acquisition and Entrepreneurship Development. Sincerely speaking that policy is a laudable one. I met new friends in camp.

The NYSC scheme was created in a bid to reconstruct, reconcile and rebuild the country after the Nigerian Civil war. The unfortunate antecedents in our national history gave impetus to the establishment of the National Youth Service Corps by decree No.24 of 22nd May 1973 which stated that the NYSC is being established "with a view to the proper encouragement and development of common ties among the youths of Nigeria and the promotion of national unity". As a developing country. Nigeria is further plagued by the problems attendant upon a condition of under development, namely; poverty. mass illiteracy, acute shortage of high skilled manpower (coupled with most uneven distribution of the skilled people that are available), woefully inadequate socioeconomic infrastructural facilities, housing.
Water and sewage facilities, road, healthcare services, and effective communication system. . Faced with these almost intractable problems, which were further compounded by the burden of reconstruction after the civil war, the government and people of Nigeria set for the country, fresh goals, and objectives aimed at establishing Nigeria as:
A united, strong and selfreliant nation

A great and dynamic economy

A land of bright and full opportunities for all citizens

The government and people of Nigeria are not aware that sound and patriotic leadership is a precondition for the rapid social and economic development of the country. As a nation, Nigeria has been less fortunate in the kind of leadership that emerge to govern the affairs of the country in the period immediately after independence, a leadership whose achievements notwithstanding, was none the less ill-prepared. and generally not properly motivated to tackle the problems of socioeconomic under development, in the interest of the country as a whole.

There is no gain saying the fact that the future of any country depends on the youths. The youths of Nigeria acknowledge this fact, and have consistently laid claim to the nation's leadership.

While one may give credence to the saying that leaders are born, not made, one must also concede to the fact that leadership in a modem society requires a certain degree of preparation and orientation before the assumption of that role.

The universities and other institutions of higher learning are normally expected to be training ground for future leaders, except that, as we are all aware, these institutions are first and foremost committed to the advancement of learning and knowledge, training of people for good citizenship. Little wonder that the products of these institutions have been accused of being too elitist in their outlook, of not identifying with the plight of common man, and of inability to appreciate predicament of the vast majority of our people who live in the rural areas.

It was the need to look beyond the immediate present and to think of the future leadership of the country that necessitated the mobilisation of certain categories of our youths through the National Youth Service Corps Scheme. This was done with a view to giving them the proper guidance and orientation relevant to the needs of the country. The National Youth Setvice Corps Decree No. 24 which has now been repealed and replaced by Decree 51 of 16th June 1993, was then formally promulgated.
The purpose of the scheme is primarily to inculcate in Nigerian Youths the spirit of selfless service to the community, and to emphasize the spirit of oneness and brotherhood of all Nigerians, irrespective of cultural or social background. The history of our country since independence has clearly indicated the need for unity amongst all our people, and demonstrated the fact that no cultural or geographical entity can exist in isolation.
Hurray as NYSC clocks 47 today. For those of us still in our various community where we are posted to serve let us do well to follow DG's direction to mark the 47th anniversary by distributing Palliatives that will be given to us at our local government level today.
Remember you are a graduate and Nigeria is counting on you, do not misuse your power today just because you are asked to go and distribute one bag of rice in your community. Do it with all sincerity and ensure you give it to the vulnerables.
To the Ex-Corpers indomie generation and the old generation do well to drop a picture of yourself while in service and in one sentence tell us how the scheme has helped you.

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