₦airaland Forum

Lack of education

Chris Brown. These hoes ain't loyal

A hoe is a hoe and nothing but a hoe
If she's expensive, it simply means that there is a higher price tag.

Most cases of Hearing loss can be managed with the aid of implants or even Hearing Aid. You should work towards that instead of sounding like you're writing a movie script. I know it's not easy but try.

I've always known that beauty and brain was an oxymoron

Prostitution is one of the most lucrative businesses in Nigeria right now. Majority of the supposedly good girls you see around are prostitute at night. Women know themselves

Gullible, jobless Nigerians calling the politician with fleets of super cars, distinguished senator. You're all cursed

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onila:


I saw this friend of mine near the door leading outside doing something mysterious

I could only see his back
l asked him, what's hes doing
he said his peeing

I was so disgusted :

he said he didnt want to disturb the people upstairs to open their rooms for him to used their washroom
so he rather do this

and this is one of the guys that wants me too date him

l understand everyone is dirty in their own way
but this is a no no for me

any attempt for this guy to get at me has failed
because he will never

durrty, durrty boi

team virgin
Onila

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These hoess aren't loyal

2shur:
I bought my project
Bought my coarse adviser
H.o.d dey proove stubborn.
Masters students wey dey invigilate. I dey buy them beer steady

See the result, now u no fit spell 'course'

onila:
yea, yea

this is not Nairaland English competition

now move

life is not that serious

It is in fact very serious; this pattern of writing (line breaks), is what is known in poetry as enjambment. It is not meant for what you were trying to express. next time, you might want to try end-stopping, which is using punctuation to break your sentences.

English language: f9

onila:
that little mistake is what ur using to judge my English

come again harder, biko

U're, not 'ur'
Seriously, I'm getting tired of correcting you.

Nigerians don't wanna have anything to do with someone who can't spell 'feel' properly

And what in God's earth is cousin cousin?

Jobless! Why would I be sending messages to a woman for three years? I no get life?

Women like posting those rubbish
I still wonder how God made them

If someone is always staring at you, two things are involved :
1. It's either she fancies you
2. She hasn't seen someone as ugly as you

Happy bornday

Wonderful! The level of reasoning from so called politicians in Nigeria is so backward that you would wonder where's help gonna come from in this country.
How can a people be so wicked? This is becoming unbecoming

dealslip:
But we all know El Rufai is a selfish, backstabbing, treachouros being. Ask Ibrahim El Zakzaky. How he used him to win elections and turned round to also orchestrate his arrest and continuous incarceration. El Rufai has supervised the decimation of the citizens of Southern Kaduna and still claims to pay the perpetrators of the insidious act. He attacks and uses the evil machinations of police and DSS to intimidate those that boldly criticize him. Now that Buhari doesn't look strong enough to pull through, he is trying to position himself for the position as possible VP or future presidential candidate by pretending to understand what the economy and polity needs to thrive.

Well said, thumbs-up.

Love Machine:
If it was in Europe his killers will be identified within days.But here,his killers who are in the seat of government will bribe the police to sweep the matter under the carpet.

Sad life we live in this part of the world

kogistar:
we are in nigeria, not UK

No we are in Nigeria, you my small minded friend, are in kogi

HenryDion:
This story has made FP a long time ago.. Besides, anal sex doesn't destroy your anal cavity for Christ sake. It's very elastic and tends to go back to it's normal size after an intercourse. These rubbish propaganda about gayism has to stop if this discombobulate nation must forge ahead.

Lies!
It does destroy your anus. Even a big stool, bleeds your anus what are you talking about

You live in movies?

A woman loves A MAN WITH A DEEP POCKET

Ashleydolls:
No one is above mistake. I'm sure you also have your flaws

No! No!! We will not take it.
She can make any other mistake but not disfigure plantains like this. It's unforgivable

kogistar:
fool, go & challenge them face to face, not here on nairaland

You are just confirming what I said that you're a small foool. The soldiers are uneducated power drunk. In the UK, soldiers don't lay a finger on anyone because they will be made to pay twice that amount and still will be dismissed. Please stay in kogi, that's where you belong. Animal