₦airaland Forum

Melagros:
COMRADES, no sane Nigerian will agree with dual transmission of electoral results
Electronic transmission of results or nothing

You’re right.
With the dual options, Nigerians know the one that will predominantly be used by election riggers

Chijeep:
I've not for once seen a snake as big as this.
This man's effrontery is a top notch.
This snake meat can be compared to a full cow.
Lala's absence is part of what's making NL boring today.

But how or with what did he kill the snake with?

Chijeep:
I've not for once seen a snake as big as this.
This man's effrontery is a top notch.
This snake meat can be compared to a full cow.
Lala's absence is part of what's making NL boring today.

What happened to him?
I mean our Lalasticlala, the Snake master.

Has he gone to find some anti-venoms?

Afikoo:
I am about to get my first car. It's in Lagos I am in Rivers State . It's Naija use

My cousin source it for me and he sent a mechanic to go check it out . It's price at 8M.

Before I buy this , what common problems does it have?.

8million?
Cars are now very expensive


But the car is good ride

bestman09:
Good of him. I don't know what

It is commendable his son is present.
Never knew he had a grownup son like the young man beside him.

Authoreety:
This man Amaechi is one of the biggest problems of this country...

His role in bringing Bihari into power, you mean?

TimiofAbuja:
this guy just wants to be in power at all cost

He’s achieved a lot in his political career

Lithiumite:
The licence plate on that alfa romeo is so obvious and can be tracked

It can be stolen vehicle, a fake plate number etc.

Let Nigerians not learn this o

Italian Marians

They’d spend the money on _________

Lovelink1991:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RoOEvttgCo

And this is making front page?

It’s funny anyways

AdolfHitlerxXx:
Unfortunately this wouldn't still reduce prices of anything in the market.

Nigerians are mostly ridiculously greedy.

Had to do emergency printing close to an Embassy and I was shocked when the lady said for 4 pages....

I would pay 100k!

I had it in mind to tip her 20k before, but I refused to collect the paper from her and returned to my hotel, missing my flight .

I would rather pay for rescheduling and an extra night than pay her 25k per page.

Epilogue - she called to ab*se me. I got the visa.

Tha is greed!

Then when photocopying was 5 naira, when in urgent need near such Institutions like the Embassy, they’d charge up to 100 to 200 Nairaland for a page.

Things like this is not humane!
It’s greediness!

AdolfHitlerxXx:
Unfortunately this wouldn't still reduce prices of anything in the market.

Nigerians are mostly ridiculously greedy.

Had to do emergency printing close to an Embassy and I was shocked when the lady said for 4 pages....

I would pay 100k!

I had it in mind to tip her 20k before, but I refused to collect the paper from her and returned to my hotel, missing my flight .

I would rather pay for rescheduling and an extra night than pay her 25k per page.

Epilogue - she called to ab*se me. I got the visa.

100k for printing a 4-page document?

Is this a joke?

One would rather buy a portable printer and power station while going to Embassy then

dannex:
Really this one hard me o! Wizzy abeg small small o. 2face na ur senior

Wizkid doesn’t send anyone. He seems to fire missiles when a stray bullet gets to him.

He just left music to enter family.
Soon it’d be baby Mamas

Hope 2Face doesn’t reply. Let there be peace!

Wealthyonos:
There are also bad eggs among these guards. Some will later turn kidnappers, armed robbers and even terrorists. Finding solutions to this insecurity problem will definitely create another problem. God help us ooo

When State Policing is established, they can be converted. But for now, let them secure the forests and hunt for wild animals. The latter will be their side hustle

Glimpsetv:
A viral video of a white lady reacting to a trending clip of a child who was being rude to a parent at an airport abroad has got people in stitches.

Expressing her disappointment at the child’s rudeness, she spoke in Pidgin as she exclaimed, “Ewoo, tufiakwa! Over my dead body! I go first slap you make your brain first dey leak. Correct factory reset go hit you.”

The hilarious reaction and her ability to speak Pidgin fluently have attracted lots of funny reactions online.

Watch the funny video and share your thoughts in the comments.

Cc: Nlfpmod


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diNzQoIBz7A?si=C3E63JKf8sX4O99v

Was it not this lady who was raised in Nigeria?

Is this not like saying African born British/Italian reacts to something in English or Italian?

Nothing much but to grow her followers

Freshandfitpod:
Good luck to them, visa secure I will be joining them soon

Those Nigerians sponsored themselves sometime to the competition.

Hope the Nigerian government now sponsor them.

pdppower:
Parents have to be extremely careful these days, not only on the type of toys they buy for kids but also of cartoons kids watch on TV. Many of the cartoons have a lot of immorality embedded in them.
May God save our kids from those perverts

I think the company should be fined heavily.
Buttons for Dulls used to be around the chest or back region.
What is this?!

Also parents should go through the books they buy.

tuoyoojo:
Anyone who has traveled on the concrete road built so far by this administration can testify that their concrete road is extremely bumpy to drive on.

The one at zuba, the one at that obajana and from the video you can see how the roads are. Your tyres and shocks would take a beating

Don't take my word for it, you can watch the video that the apc data boys uploaded and see the "smooth concrete road"

Driving should be pleasant and pleasurable.

Those data boys would see this genuine concern as an attack on their pay master

Something needs to be done to make these highway smooth

Let them coat it or change some sections later to usual concrete and asphalt

Vixlot:
Ebonyi Axis of the Calabar-Ebonyi-Abuja Trans - Sahara Superhighway

Omo, this is Ebonyi Axis of the Calabar-Ebonyi-Abuja Trans - Sahara Superhighways........... Igbo are really eating big under President Tinubu ❤️✊ pic.twitter.com/gU4mmKi42d

— A. Ayofe (@abdullahayofel) February 8, 2026

This is what Amaechi could have done as Minister. That railway from Lagos to Katsina to Niger was not that useful. Lagos Portharcourt Calabar would have been better. After all he’s from South South.
Umahu will forever be cherished by his people

naptu2:

FINALLY……………….FINALLY #IPOB

IPOB Cancels Sit-at-Home Order Following Directive from Nnamdi Kanu

The Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) has announced the cancellation of its sit-at-home order across the South-East, following a directive from its detained leader, Mazi… pic.twitter.com/C2moA5klPb

— UNCLE DEJI™️ (@DejiAdesogan) February 8, 2026

Are these the people who will lead the likes of Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, Chimamanda Adichie, General Ihejirika etc, if Biafra should emerge tomorrow?

Maxymilliano:
https://leadership.ng/pictorial-wike-establishes-radio-station-for-tinubu-campaign-in-rivers/

Wike Station

fergie001:
Since last year, nobody understands Hope Uzodinma again.

Building infrastructure , improving salaries, gratuities, fixing things, like he is really on point despite his living in Abuja. Na waoh!

Or na 2031 VP I dey see so 😆

I read he’s actually doing well, but some people are still in pains because their candidate who spent 16 years in National Assembly was removed . So they end up finding faults in his administration.

If he’s doing well, he should be commended. Because nothing stops him from doing nothing, since this is his last tenure as a governor

iwaeda:
Manchester United vs Tottenham 7 February, 2026 1:30 pm.

Folllowing this thread

LordBiden:
Obama is not black,he is mixed raced.

A black father with a white mother, even if he is 100% black,he owes the American people a duty to serve them and not just black people.

Are you sure he couldn’t do something for the black population in the US??

Jakarta:
Man give it to this Seyi of a guy, that G is gently building his structure.

He is building networks

Children of past presidents were mostly after themselves or their old time friends.

Seyi is making new contacts and spreading across the nation.

If he should become Lagos State governor, he might go far in politics

Mosco100:
And they should not delay the judgment; let it be today!

Good you mentioned this delay in justice.

Same way some kidnapped cases are yet to be concluded after many years.

Lukuluku69:
What is this for God sake?

Why?

This is disgusting!🤮

Parents please be careful whom you allow touch you girls.

How did Nigeria get to this stage?

Newsgeek24:
https://verynigerian.com/breaking-apc-replaces-uzodimma-with-masari-as-chairman-of-2026-convention-committee-adjusts-congress-schedule/

It seems they know he cannot deliver his State to them

After APC primaries, things will scatter.

Imagine all those who recently decamped to the party will now want to take the tickets from staunch members

Chilipepper:
X User Celebrates Applying for and Getting Her Nigeria Passport Without Stress.



Source

The minister’s action has made workers to sit-up

gidgiddy:
I laugh at this lie. That a few traders turned up at Onitsha Market, probably Soludo's supporters, does not mean that sit ended. I dont know if Soludo thinks Anambra starts and stops with Onitsha market? There was actually total shut down on the day, even Soludo knows. Anambra are not the type of people a Governor or anyone can intimidate. If they want to sit at home, you can't force them to come out


https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/photos-empty-streets-as-anambra-residents-observe-sit-at-home/%3famp

He’d focus on the major areas generating revenues .
Those doing sit-at-home in village markets may be doing so, because it is very easy to attack them. So, they are scared.

Let any of those unknown gunmen try to do something in a busy market like that of Onitsha, and you’d see how they will be lynched and burnt, unless police intervenes

Nigerians are angry now, and any opportunity to show that on criminals, it will be terrible on the victims

robosky02:
He has a very good attitude
And his work rate is amazing

That his work rate is another thing!

HonNL:
Video wasn't AI but believe Your Senator

Source

I think the lady is enjoying the attention