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Timoleon: Unfortunately guys be here giving insincere advice. She may like you enuff to be your friend not enuff to be your personal babe. However all her green lights are on so u can be her mechanic not d car owner! Service and return dts all she asks for. Can't you do this little thing for her?

Guy that software is not compatible with my system.....I'm just not that kind of guy.

pasqal09: Yeah, even the bible proved it. After the 7-day creation. God had to rest before he created them.

You go fear na Lolz

crackhaus: OP...bro, yea you got it right! She's driving you crazy, and you need to just let it happen by becoming crazy.

Yea trust me, run up and down the street where she stays screaming her name very loud while professing your undying love for her at the same time.
Just like in the movies, truss me...it works!

Hahahahahaha bros dat can work in the movies but when it comes to reality, when you're tired of running up and down, you'll remeba ur house.

Caracta: Women are wired differently but we have the same heart-beat. I don't think what you did was wrong but she expected you to protect her. You should have explained to her dad what she was doing with you? Did you apologize?

You really need to talk to her. Be genuinely interested in her. Look out for her. Help her achieve her goals. Show that you care. Be her friend. Help her become a better person. Focus on her and you will win her heart. It works!

Personally, a guy that sings "pls date me, I love you" every minute is a huge turn off. Make me love you helplessly with your actions. Help me to become a better person. Help me to grow. Be my friend. Be genuinely interested in me. I don't need the flowers or the poems, I need your heart. I go for quality.

Hmmm.....so touching....why don't you consider a career in relationship counselling? I bet you'll be so famous in it.
On ur question,I apologised several times but she keeps telling me that I don't mean it....then for her dad, I'll say I was still young then to think of that but on another thought, he's so harsh and likes to cage the poor girl even till now.

pasqal09: Sometimes Yes, only if there's a chemistry between you and her. I've a actually been in this situation before. The attraction between me and one certain girl I used to know was overwhelming, it was very obvious that we were into each other, even people around noticed it. But when I approached her, she turned me down, but I gave up on her. I ran into her after a while and she confessed that she was actually expecting me to put more efforts, she made it clear that she was disappointed that I gave up so easily.
So sometimes, you just have to try harder.

Hmmm wonder why some ladies could be so complicated!

pasqal09: Sometimes Yes, only if there's a chemistry between you and her. I've a actually been in this situation before. The attraction between me and one certain girl I used to know was overwhelming, it was very obvious that we were into each other, even people around noticed it. But when I approached her, she turned me down, but I gave up on her. I ran into her after a while and she confessed that she was actually expecting me to put more efforts, she made it clear that she was disappointed that I gave up so easily.
So sometimes, you just have to try harder.

Hmmm wonder why some ladies could be so complicated!

Caracta: Lol...let me not scare you.

Keep persuading her. Pray and fast too. Nothing good comes easy (so they say)

But from a lady's point of view according to the story of how everything happened, do you think I really hurt her to deserve this treatment or she's just trying to be hard to get?

Caracta: Lol...let me not scare you.

Keep persuading her. Pray and fast too. Nothing good comes easy (so they say)

Hmmm I've prayed but dat fasting part na long thing o.... not dat I can't o

lymelyte: https://www.nairaland.com/1568049/new-year-resolution

Bros please I asked for advise and not a link to some new year resolutions that will not even survive the first month.........Pls I mean no offence...thanks

Caracta: Just be careful. I'm a woman and I know how these things work...to an extent. I can show you love whereas I feel nada for you...until I profess my love.

I can even stick around with you for years or a couple of months...however, giving you hints that I feel nada. It's left for you to believe me or read the handwriting on the wall. And if you decide to wallow in your fantasy, e no consign me

All the best

Lolz.......if na you be this babe, I sure say my own for don be o becos na kill you go just kill me

pasqal09: She just needs more persuasion.

Hmmm........but in the normal sense, is a relationship supposed to be established on the ground of persuasion and not understanding and love?

guys please I need more of your advise so I wouldn't make a decision that I might regret.thanks.

pasqal09: Well, OP, I think she can't really interpret her feelings. But from what you said, you still stand a good chance of winning her. Put more effort.

Wow that's so true because of the way she even looks at me....but really don't knw how much longer I can hold on.

Caracta: She said she doesn't love you...then she doesn't. She probably needs you to service her once in a while...more like a tool. You have been friend-zoned. Please move on.

Kissing doesn't equate to love and acceptance. You can't force it.

And in case she lied about it, you would know through her reaction when you leave her.

Hmmm I guess you're right but moving on seems to be so tough. Thanks dear.

Hello nairalanders, please help a brother. the story is long but I'll just summarise. In 2008, I had a female friend who was always coming to my shop. She was in SS2 then while I was awaiting my admission. She is a very pretty girl and had a lot of guys asking her out of which she always tells me about and I'll advise her on what to do because she was very young. I really admired her but refused to fall for her beauty due to the role i was playing for her but never knew she had a crush on me. This continued for some months till her dad beat her up in my shop one evening. The next day she came around and promised never to com to my shop again since her dad embarrassed her because of me. For the past five years each time we were both in town and I tried talking to her she always pushed me away not until towards the ending of this year that she actually gave me a chance and we became friends again. She told me she was alone and that I made her close her heart to guys. She wouldn't agree with me that I was only protecting her then. I noticed she was still much into me just like I'm into her too. Since I believe we were both ready now cos I'm currently serving and she's in her finals, decided to ask her out.she refused and claimed not to love me yet we are close and sometimes we kissed. She kisses me so deeply yet tells me she don't love me. Please is she for real? Or she just wants to hurt me? Please friends I really need your sincere advise. Thanks

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Eya bros see bad market not even a single like Lolz....but come to think of it all these LIKE seekers wat do you guys stand to gain??

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Eya bros see bad market not even a single like Lolz....but come to think of it all these LIKE seekers wat do you guys stand to gain??

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x-real:
Congrats to all selected students let me b d first stalite to welcome u to d better by far institution
See u all @ tanke

Ok let me be the first alumni to congratulate them.
To all fresh intakes, let me advise you.....if you don't want to Face tanke, behave well, dress well, work hard and above all HOLD ON TO GOD VERY WELL.
All the best once again

Moderator Pls move this thread to front page to inform all those expecting the unilorin admission list. Thanks.

UNILORIN 2013/2014 admission list is finally out. To check yours simply log onto www.unilorin.edu.ng
All the best to those seeking admission into the better by far university.

BENIN— THE member representing
Akoko-Edo federal constituency of
Edo State in the House of
Representatives, Mr. Peter
Akpatason, weekend, accused the
Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi
Okonjo-Iweala, of being insensitive
to the plight of Nigerian students,
saying that “she has been
blackmailing Nigerians that
government does not have the
money to meet its agreement with
Academic State Union of Universities,
ASUU.”
The lawmaker, a former President of
the National Union of Petroleum and
Natural Gas Workers, NUPENG, said it
was irresponsible on the part of the
Federal Government to renege on its
agreement with ASUU, describing as
regrettable, the seeming insensitivity
exhibited by government since the
commencement of the ASUU strike.
He spoke in Benin City, shortly after
the inauguration of Uneme National
Development Association’s N100
million Education fund for Uneme
communities. According to him, “It is
very disheartening that up till now,
ASUU is still on strike but
unfortunately, I am not in a position
to blame ASUU because I was still
fully in Labour when this agreement
was negotiated between ASUU and
government.
“So, it is irresponsible of anybody to
enter into an agreement and then
renege. It is totally unacceptable
and that is the issue. It is
unfortunate that a party has gone
into an agreement and today, it is is
saying that it has no resources to
fund what it signed. Dr. Okonjo-
Iweala is known for coming up with
statements about inadequacy of
funds but yet the entire revenue
gates in the country are performing
above estimation; customs, oil and
gas industry, immigration, they are
all doing well beyond what was
anticipated, yet Okonjo- Iweala keeps
deceiving Nigerians and the whole
world that Nigeria does not have
money. What are they doing with all
our money?”
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/09/okonjo-iweala-blackmailing-nigerians-on-ASUU-strike-akpatason/

This ASUU strike is a miasma of a
deprecable apothesis of an
hemorrhaging plutocracy,
cascadingly
oozing into a malodorous
excrescence of mobocracy. With all
termagant ossifying
proclivities of a kakistocracy, our
knowledgia centura is
enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum
crankum. Therefore ASUU, cest in
dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia.
Translate It If you can...

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Its only God dat will save this generation where both rape of adults and minors have become the order of the day.

ASUU STRIKE CALLED OFF!;
The ASUU chairman has commended the FG on complete implementation of the union's demand.
This has shown that our fight was not for naught.
He therefore said the strike action would be officially called off by Monday the 9th of September 2015.

The NLC chairman in an interview with the media
condemned it's lack of
publicity to the Nigerian students informing them to go and learn work and stop been anxious for nothing in the past few years. After expressing his
anger he went ahead to say that
the Government was doing nothing
concerning our demands, even
after a closed door meeting with
the education minister where the
President said he has so many
issues to deal with now than to
start spending more money on
universities. That statement actually led to the prolongment of the strike till today.
After the meeting
however, it was also learnt by our reporters that the intrest free loan which the Last administration talked about has been signed into law.
Finally, it was also learnt that from next month, all university students will receive a monthly allowance of #20,000 from the federal government as a way of appreciating the patience of the students...
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As I was about jumping for joy, then I woke up.....so I was wondering was it just a dream or it's a prophecy?.....Nairalanders Pls I need ur advise **winks **

A 30-year-old man, Godface Ibama,
suspected to be a homosexual, was
on Wednesday arraigned before a
Magistrate’s Court in Port Harcourt.
Ibama was accused of unlawfully
having carnal knowledge of seven
year-old twin brothers, Elijah and
Elisha, through the anus.
The accused was arraigned on two
counts by the police.
Ibama was brought to the court by
the prosecutor, Sergeant Kenneth
Osisi, who stood in for the River
State Commissioner of Police.
The charges read, “That you,
Godface Ibama ‘m’ on the 23rd day
of August, 2013, at Urualla
Waterfront, Mile One Diobu, Port
Harcourt in Port Harcourt
Magisterial District, did have an
unlawful carnal knowledge of one
Elijah ‘m’ aged 7 years through the
anus without his consent and
thereby committed an offence
punishable under Section 214 (1)
of the Criminal Code Cap 37, Vol.
II Laws of Rivers State of Nigeria
1999.
“That you, Godface ‘m’ on the same
date and place in the aforesaid
Magistrial District did have an
unlawful carnal knowledge of one
Elisha ‘m’ aged 7 years through the
anus without his consent and
thereby committed an offence
punishable under Section 214 (1)
of the Criminal Code Cap 37, Vol.
II Laws of Rivers State of Nigeria
1999.”
The accused pleaded not guilty to
the charges.
The magistrate ordered that Ibama
be remanded in prison custody till
September 11, 2013 when
arguments on his (accused) bail
would be heard.
It was said that Ibama, who was in
court without a lawyer to represent
him, risks more than 14 years in
prison if found guilty of the
offence.
http://www.punchng.com/metro/suspected-gay-arraigned-for-defiling-seven-year-old-twins/

UGHELLI—NIGER Delta ex-militants
Phase II leaders, Tuesday, issued a
one month ultimatum to the Special
Adviser to the President on Niger
Delta Affairs, Mr. Kingsley Kuku, to
release the unpaid allowances to
members of the various camps in the
phase or risk another round of crisis
in the region.
They also raised alarm over non-
implementation of the leaders’
entrepreneurship training, lamenting
that the amnesty office has been
sending some of the boys for
training without notifying their
leaders.
Speaking with newsmen in Ughelli,
Delta State on behalf of the leaders,
‘General’ Owonama Edward and
‘General’ Charles Akatakpo, decried
the omission of some members in
the monthly payments.
He said: “We have been experiencing
a situation where some of the boys
will receive their salaries in a
particular month and have their
names omitted the next. We are
insisting that the pending
allowances should be paid.”
Reiterating that the leaders of the
phase II were not being recognised
and carried along by the amnesty
office, they said: “we the leaders are
being treated like nuisance by the
amnesty office, why? They should
work with us on the implementation
of the leaders’ entrepreneurship
training.”
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/09/ex-militants-give-fg-ultimatum-on-unpaid-allowances/

wetin dey happen today na? ............why no end time things?....lmao

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