D'Banj's "finally". I was just wondering, finally what? That he has join the Illuminati? Or finally Kanye West f**k his aZs? Was just dissapointed. In any case, good for him. He has finally accepted the Soul Microchip. The 77 virgins sings with joy while celebrating their 10 years of undisturbed menstruation.

In a joyous moment of the virgins, celebrating their 10 years of undisturbed menstruation, I summon the assembly of the Obama King, the High Lesbians and the Illumati. I also command them to dance to the high tune of the assembly gods and the acceptance of the Soul Microchip. Rejoice O People!!!

AND YOU SAID HE'S A MARINE WORKER? YOU'VE GOT TO SIT UP AND HOLD YOUR GOD TIGHT. THE ILLUMATI ARE WATCHING. I'M BACK AND FINE NOW. THANKS TO THE SUPERMODS AND THE VIRGINS TOO. HML.

THE ILLUMATI PUT THE SOUL MICROCHIP IN
OUR LAPTOP MOUSE PAD TO BE SUCKING OUR BLOOD FOR OBAMA. WE CAN NEVER USE ANOTHER OBJECT TO MOVE THE MOUSE
AROUND THE SCREEN. WHY? NOW OBAMA IS
HAPPY. IT WILL NOT BE WELL WITH THEM.
THE 77 VIRGINS SINGS WITH JOY. THEY HAVE CELEBRATED 10 YEARS OF MENSTRUATION. THEY HAVE MADE THE BOY STUuPID. TAKING UP SEXXY SEUN IN NAIRALAND.

IT'S THE ILLUMATI. THE OBAMA SOUL MICROCHIP IS WORKING. THE LESBIANS GIRLS ARE HAPPY. MAKE A RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU TOO. THEY ARE IN MY LAPTOP MOUSE PAD AND THEY HAVE MADE THE BOY STUUPID. RUN NOW!!!

THE ILLUMATI PUT THE SOUL MICROCHIP IN
OUR LAPTOP MOUSE PAD TO BE SUCKING OUR BLOOD FOR OBAMA. WE CAN NEVER USE ANOTHER OBJECT TO MOVE THE MOUSE
AROUND THE SCREEN. WHY? NOW OBAMA IS
HAPPY. IT WILL NOT BE WELL WITH THEM.
THE 77 SINGS WITH JOY. I HATE THEM TOO.
HELP!!!

THE ILLUMATI PUT THE SOUL MICROCHIP IN
OUR LAPTOP MOUSE PAD TO BE SUCKING OUR BLOOD FOR OBAMA. WE CAN NEVER USE ANOTHER OBJECT TO MOVE THE MOUSE
AROUND THE SCREEN. WHY? NOW OBAMA IS
HAPPY. IT WILL NOT BE WELL WITH THEM.
THE 77 SINGS WITH JOY. I HATE THEM TOO.
HELP!!!

nadia_SA: My friend has recently moved in with me she's a very nice girl and prayerful.. But I'm suspecting she has a spiritual husband on several occasions late nights I've heard her making funny sounds (as if she's being intimate).

I've told her once about it and she thought I was making a joke . I'm really worried about her. I tried spraying her bed with spray from Tb joshua but I heard the same sounds coming from her room this night.. What should I do.. This is really serious and scary

IT'S THE ILLUMATI. THE OBAMA SOUL MICROCHIP IS WORKING. THE LESBIANS GIRLS ARE SINGING. MAKE A RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU TOO. THEY ARE IN MY LAPTOP MOUSE PAD. RUN NOW!!!

mr Pero: MR UMANAH OKON UMANAH is 1 man tat has benefitted from government for a very long time. It has always favoured him. He retired from civil service as a director in the budget office (still earning pension). He became the commissioner of finance for two terms (1999-2003 n 2003-2007)under Obong Victor Bassey Attah,wen chief Godswill Obot Akpabio(ono mkpo inam 1 of nigeria) became governor from 2007 till date, Mr. Umanah has been the secretary to the state government (SSG) till date. Right now he has again been nominated to represent Akwa Abasi Ibom state (Land of uncommon transformation) on the board of NDDC as the Managing Director (No Akwa ibom man or woman has ever held such)
D issue now is tat he has refused the offer instead he wants to be governor.
Akwa Ibom is divided into 3 major ethnic groups namely:1. Ibibio 2. Annang 3. oron
the ibibios av been in power since 1999 to 2007, annang av been in power since 2007 till date n it will expire by 2015.
is it not morally right for an oron man to take over the mantle of leadership from governor Akpabio ?
People will say we should not sacrifice a good person tat can continue de transformation drive on the alter of zoneing. But if not for zoneing, governor Akpabio would most likely not have been the governor, also if we did not give him the chance, we wud not av known tat such people exist in annang land. So my candid view is tat oron nation should be given a chance to occupy the highest office in the land. This call is at a time our nation is going tru some political troubles.. Let us do wat is right. Mr Umanah enough is enough. Don't spoil ur reputation with wat might look as if u r greedy.gGod bless AKWA IBOM STATE

IL...

shumax: this is a long read but for all those who are interested, it presents the real scenero of what made the pope made such a statement and what it really means
The press is buzzing right now with claims that Pope Francis has taken a sharply different line than his predecessor, Pope Benedict XVI, on the subject of homosexuality.
Some are suggesting that the new pope has announced that "gay is okay."
What did Pope Francis really say, and how unusual is it?
Here are 7 things to know and share . . .

1) Where did Pope Francis make these remarks?
He made them during an 80-minute interview with reporters aboard the plane returning from World Youth Day in Brazil.

2) What was he asked that led to the remarks?
We may not know exactly what the question was until a transcript is released, but apparently, he was asked about the reputed "gay lobby" at the Vatican.
More info on that here.

3) What exactly did he say?
According to the best current accounts, he said:
There's a lot of talk about the gay lobby, but I've never seen it on the Vatican ID card.
When I meet a gay person, I have to distinguish between their being gay and being part of a lobby. If they accept the Lord and have goodwill, who am I to judge them? They shouldn't be marginalized. The tendency [i.e., same-sex attraction] is not the problem ... they're our brothers.

4) What does this mean?
The first part of the statement seems to downplay the who "gay lobby" issue. He's not denying that there is one there, but he's suggesting that the talk is somewhat overblown.
He then explains his approach to dealing with gay people: He distinguishes between their "being gay" and "being part of a lobby."
What he means by "being gay" is something he further unpacks.
In ordinary parlance, "being gay" can mean anything from having same-sex attraction to leading an active "gay lifestyle" to endorsing and advocating a pro-homosexual ideology.
The last of these would be functioning as a member of a lobby, and he indicates that this is not what he is talking about.
He then describes those he is talking about as people who "accept the Lord and have goodwill."
He then seems to further clarify who he is talking about by saying that "The tendency [i.e., same-sex attraction] is not the problem ... they're our brothers."
Taking his statements together, what emerges is a portrait of individuals who have same-sex attraction but who nevertheless accept the Lord and have goodwill, as opposed to working to advance a pro-homosexual ideology.
This would definitely include people with same-sex attraction who strive to live chastely (even if they sometimes fail).
It also, possibly, could include individuals who are not living chastely but who are not actively lobbying a homosexual agenda. It would be nice if he'd said a little more to clarify the point further.

5) What does he say about people in this category?
He says that he does not think he is in a position to judge them and that they should not be marginalized.
He also says that the mere tendency (same-sex attraction) "is not the problem," and that "they're our brothers."

6) How new is this?
Not very.
Disclaiming a right to "judge" others is something that goes back to Jesus. It does not mean a failure to recognize the moral character of others' actions, however.
One can form a moral appraisal that what someone else is doing is wrong (Jesus obviously does not forbid that) without having or showing malice toward them.
The statement that they should not be marginalized is similarly in keeping with the Holy See's approach to the subject, as 1992 Vatican document On the Pastoral Care of Homosexual Persons.
The statement that same-sex attraction "is not the problem," when understood correctly, is also nothing new. "The problem," as Pope Francis seems to here be understanding it, is going beyond merely having a sinful tendency--a temptation to which one is subject.
Obviously, temptations are problem, but if we resist temptation we do not sin. "The problem," on this understanding, is giving into the temptation and sinning or--worse--building an ideology around the sin and trying to advocate the sin.
Finally, the statement that "they're our brothers" is also no novelty. Christians, like everyone, have struggled with every sort of temptation all through history.
Same-sex attraction is just one temptation among numerous others, and the fact that a person suffers from this temptation no more deprives him of the status of being a brother in Christ than any other temptation does.


Read more: http://www.ncregister.com/blog/jimmy-akin/7-things-you-need-to-know-about-what-pope-francis-said-about-gays#ixzz2aUx6DLdG

THE ILLUMATI MAKE THE BOY STUUPID. THE SOUL MICROCHIP IS ALREADY FIXED. THE GAYS ARE HAPPY. THEIR SOULS IS LOST. THE ILLUMATI ARE HAPPY TOO.

THE ILLUMATI PUT THE SOUL MICROCHIP IN OUR LAPTOP MOUSE PAD TO BE SUCKING OUR BLOOD FOR OBAMA. WE CAN NEVER USE ANOTHER OBJECT TO MOVE THE MOUSE AROUND THE SCREEN. WHY? NOW OBAMA IS HAPPY. IT WILL NOT BE WELL WITH THEM. THE 77 SINGS WITH JOY. I HATE THEM TOO. HELP!!!

THE ILLUMATI PUT THE SOUL MICROCHIP IN OUR LAPTOP MOUSE PAD TO BE SUCKING OUR BLOOD FOR OBAMA. WE CAN NEVER USE ANOTHER OBJECT TO MOVE THE MOUSE AROUND THE SCREEN. WHY? NOW OBAMA IS HAPPY. IT WILL NOT BE WELL WITH THEM. THE 77 SINGS WITH JOY. I HATE THEM TOO.

NSNA: Dora Akunyili

MEN ARE IDiiOTS.

payless: Al-Mustafa connection..........

Igbos are the real target here

I hope you all can realize before it is too late

FOOL U.

showby: Please Help me out with my own wahala: I want to start a certain online business. The main problem is, how I can receive and make payments online to international customers in Dollars. Most Nigeria payment processors, like Voguepay, do not accept dollars or payments from outside Nigeria. Please I need your suggestions

THE ILLUMATI SCREENS. THEY HAVE IT.

berem: Wahala dey o! can someone please confirm if Emeka Offor is a nairalander?

HE IS ILLUMATI

CHAI!!! THE ILLUMATI DANCES IN THE AIR. THE OBAMA MICROCHIP IS FIXED. THE 77 VIRGINS ARE HAPPY. AWHU-HA-HA-HI-HI