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SportsRe: Super Eagles Can Still Qualify For AFCON 2015. by Codedrock(m): 8:45am On Oct 12, 2014
They suppose dey give people wey take the last cup automatic Qualification na...
Anyways, i still know say naija go qualify
CelebritiesRe: 10 Things That Don't Add Up In The Linda Ikeji Shutdown Saga by Codedrock(m): 12:53pm On Oct 11, 2014
Guys.. The love story though was quiet interesting.. I just dey laff dat guy as i dey read their chats yesterday
CelebritiesRe: EXPOSED! Between Linda Ikeji And Mr Aye Dee: Are They Really In Love? by Codedrock(m): 10:08pm On Oct 10, 2014
Dude.. I like this, it is actually a love story... Lmao............................ I still remember as i was reading in d morning i couldn't stop laffing
CelebritiesRe: LINDA IKEJI Fooled us all...GOOGLE closure was all a set-up (SEE ALL EVIDENCE) by Codedrock(m): 9:53pm On Oct 10, 2014
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PoliticsRe: Riot In Kirikiri Medium Prison by Codedrock(m):
Oga oo.. That sounds terrible. It made me remember some scenes from prison break season1

Guys u should see also;

Photos+Video: Man gets bundled off plane after screaming ‘I have ebola[lolz.]
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Becomes Apple/beats By Dre African Ambassador, Gets His Own Earphones by Codedrock(m): 7:41am On Oct 10, 2014
Yet everybody keep shouting d'banj is gone.. And here we keep talking about his success every day..

Hmm happy Linda Ikeji's blog is back though,...
CelebritiesRe: Google Explains Why It Shutdown Linda Ikeji's Blog by Codedrock(m): 2:15pm On Oct 09, 2014
Omg! Sorry dear Linda. Google just so you know.. Thats too harsh!
CelebritiesRe: Google Removes Linda Ikeji's Blog by Codedrock(m): 4:36pm On Oct 08, 2014
The blog will be back after some pleadings!
PoliticsRe: Court Stops Adamawa Bye Election And Orders Swearing In Of Former Deputy Governo by Codedrock(m):
What the hell.. A news wahala to start in days...

SEE THE JOKE BELOW


AKPORS: Hello dear
GIRL: Happy Independence.
AKPORS: Same to you dear
GIRL: So where is my independence gift?
AKPORS: Haba! Big girl like you asking for independence gift?
GIRL: Abeg oo. Akpors am not a big girl oo. You want to deny me independence gift abi?
(I left quickly to buy a N500 recharge card and sent the PIN via inbox.)
AKPORS: Dear, manage this please.
GIRL: Noo please! I was only joking. I will not take that.
AKPORS: Please please.
GIRL: I refuse. I can’t take anything from you.
(I quickly loaded the card and transferred it into her phone.)
GIRL: You think you are smart eh?
(A minute later, I heard an alert on my phone: ”N1000 has been transferred to you from her no)
AKPORS: What’s the meaning of that?
HER: I told you not to send me anything.
(this girl wan show me big girl abi? I used my last N2000 to buy another recharge card, loaded it, making N3000 and sent it to her. Some minutes later, an alert came in: ‘N6000 has been transferred to you from her no)
Chaiii! This girl wan try Akpors? And I didn’t have any money again. I called my friend and borrowed the N6000 he was keeping for his landlord. I told him I would be expecting N24,000 in the next 5minutes and I will pay him back I quickly bought a recharge card worth N6000 to add to the previous N6000 making it N12,000. I sent it to her and kept my phone close to my ear expecting an alert.
Ten minutes later, instead of an airtime transfer alert, it was a call from her:
Me: Hello dear, just called to thank you for the independence gift. We’ll chat later.

Akpors fainted....................

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PoliticsRe: Seized $5.7million: APC Used By ‘Foreign Interests’ To Destroy Nigeria — PDP by Codedrock(m): 8:37am On Oct 08, 2014
Interesting
Music/RadioRe: My Own MTV Base Top 20 Music Of All Time [revised] by Codedrock(m): 7:54pm On Oct 07, 2014
D'banj - Oliver Twist

D'banj- fall in love

D'banj- Why Me

D'banj- Mr Endowed

all should be on that list!
RomanceRe: Is There Any Advantage In Marrying An Ugly Lady? by Codedrock(m): 7:50pm On Oct 07, 2014
What a lwkmd.................... Question
PoliticsRe: South Africa Seizes Another $5.7m Nigeria’s Arms Deal by Codedrock(m): 1:30pm On Oct 06, 2014
Umm... That aint ma concern actually.. But the below is..

Lmao............................

One day Akpors came very late to class and the following conversation ensued between him and the teacher:
Teacher: Akpors why are you late?
Akpors: One man lost 1000 naira at the bus stop.
Teacher: Wow, that’s good of you Akpors, you were helping him search for the money right?
Akpors: I dey mad? na me stand on top am since!

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Music/RadioRe: A Nairalander's List Of Top 20 Nigerian Songs Of All Time by Codedrock(m): 9:05pm On Oct 03, 2014
Bro u try sha...

But ur own list too is kinda wack jare....................

And why is everybody putting Asa- Jailer Instead Of Asa- Fire On The Mountain
Also where is my dear Beautiful Nubia songs on da list??
Music/RadioRe: requirements! by Codedrock(m): 9:03pm On Oct 03, 2014
Your question is not understandable bro.. And if its wat i am thinking oo.. U sound funny.. Well, nice idea though
CelebritiesRe: I Need A Nice Phone Of 30k, Suggestions Pls. by Codedrock(m): 8:59pm On Oct 03, 2014
WisdomCanada: tnx bro, but how abt products like sony, samsung, sony erikson and blackberry, can i get any phone from these brands worth 30 or 32k
sowi bro, really dont know much about those..
Search for Top Samsung phones in Nigeria, Top Sony Ericsson phone in Nigeria and more online
CelebritiesRe: Is Asa Really A Lesbian? I Reject It On Her Behalf!!! by Codedrock(m): 8:56pm On Oct 03, 2014
Yes she is likely to be one.. A lesbian!
But i still like her though
CelebritiesRe: I Need A Nice Phone Of 30k, Suggestions Pls. by Codedrock(m): 8:43pm On Oct 03, 2014
NOKIA XL OR X2 ANDROID ON MA MIND..

27-30k or

TECHNO H7 android 32K
search them online to see specs and pics
HealthRe: Panic As America Quarantines 81 Ebola Suspects by Codedrock(m): 8:39pm On Oct 03, 2014
TYlicious: I did the exact same thing! cheesy. "Almighty America" isn't so mighty after all!
abi oo.. Obama and his senators behavior thesedays is starting to piss me off..
HealthRe: Panic As America Quarantines 81 Ebola Suspects by Codedrock(m): 3:54pm On Oct 03, 2014
Wow!

*godforgiveme* for laffing after seeing the title on the frontpage..

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