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WHY AINT MODS RECOMMENDING THIS FOR FRONTPAGE?

GUYS READ THIS!
A man dies. In heaven he sees a large wall full of clocks and he asked the angel
MAN: wat are dis 4?
ANGEL: dey are lie clocks if u tell a lie on earth , it moves here in heaven.
Man:who own dis one (pointin 2 a clock)
ANGEL: its 4 mother theresa it never moves b’cos she doesnt tell lies
MAN: where are d clocks of nigerian politicians?
ANGEL: it’s in our office we use dem as fan since dey don’t stop moving
MAN: And What About Jonathan And OBJ's Own?
ANGEL: GOD Angrily Instructed Me To Go And Throw The Two Away Since The Noise They Make When Moving Too Fast Is Much!

[quote author=Ngene-Ukwenu]Another Stella in the making [/quote]SO SO FUNNY..

WHY POLITICIANS DEATH PLENTY FOR THIS YEAR O.

WHERE WILL YOU SPEND YOUR ETERNITY?

[img]http://2.bp..com/-DpkOPkIT2pI/Uno0_R_ZSjI/AAAAAAAAhUs/iJWjIPw-K3U/s280/tiwa-and-Teebilzz-at-sharon-weding.jpg[/img]
Celebrity couple Tee Billz and Tiwa Savage in a recent interview with Encomium disclosed that their engagement ceremony slated for November, 23, 2013 will only be a family and close friends’ affair.
According to the magazine, in an interview with Tee-Billz said:
We are making our wedding as low key as possible, not everyone is invited. Our families are large including our friends and the venue won’t house everybody so we are printing limited invitation cards.”
Tee-billz also revealed that there would be guest performances from Wizkid, Don Jazzy, Wande Coal , BankyW and Tuface.
http://www.lailasblog.com/2013/11/our-wedding-will-be-as-low-key-as.html?m=1

Mutab4u: A woman for that matter.

WOMAN DOES BETA

texazzpete: They just secured at least 220bn per annum investment to capital projects in the Universities in Nigeria, and conditions of services for lecturers just improved, allowing the Universities to be better placed to attract more young, brilliant talent. Show some respect and appreciation you m0r0n.

FOOL....
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT DEAL LAID DOWN BY THEM WILL BE EASY FOR THE GOVERMENT FINANCIALLY TO GO WITH? THEY KNOW GOVERNMENT CANT REALLY GO WITH THAT. ALL THEY ARE DOING IS TO SPOIL JONATHAN's POLITICAL AMBITION.
I DO BELIEVE THEY HAVE PEOPLE SPONSORING THEM ON THIS. JUST LIKE THE BOKOHARAM!
YOU ARE JUST AN IGNORANT NIGERIAN. YOU KNOW NOTHING!

Tolexander: This woman will just ended up bringing the fetus to this world to suffer!

AH NA CURSE?

YEYE ASUU

Uyi168: . HE IS THE OFFICIAL PRODUCEr FOR DAVIDO. Who asked u?

KIDS ON NAIRALAND! SHUTUP IF YA DONT KNOW WHAT TO QUOTE

WHY ISNT THIS ON FRONTPAGE YET?

I LOVE SHIZZI! THATS MY BEST MUSIC PRODUCER FOR NAIJA. HE IS THE OFFICIAL PRODUCEr FOR DAVIDO.

itoldu: It's wande coal vs it's donjazzy again.

LETS START WATCHING THE MOVIE

Some of you didn't know this, but Wande Coal left Mavin Records a while back. A few hours after Wande released his new single, Baby Face, today, Don Jazzy took to twitter to call him out. He's basically saying the song, Baby Face, is his and Wande stole it from him. Don Jazzy even posted a link to his own version of the song on Twitter.
[img]http://4.bp..com/-eLFlIvV16t8/Unkmytb5haI/AAAAAAACK_c/e5aQzl646Uk/s1600/00.png[/img] [img]http://4.bp..com/-X6C9VMepeMQ/Unkmx9d__YI/AAAAAAACK_Y/-PXbdSi7Y_8/s1600/2.png[/img] [img]http://4.bp..com/-CMoemmY4bfo/Unki1RWAXZI/AAAAAAACK_I/o9rjX0wIWRs/s1600/Untitled.png[/img]
SEE WANDE COAL's reply below:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-VOrSSCB8YaE/UnkpDWU26lI/AAAAAAACK_0/AJpPE3f3mHg/s1600/1.png[/img] [img]http://3.bp..com/-ZrfxKajQZV4/UnkpD1i8OCI/AAAAAAACK_8/R8FnS5DYEYQ/s1600/00.png[/img] [img]http://4.bp..com/-i2AoJJR2O8Y/UnkpXIv87aI/AAAAAAACLAM/pm9cUvelelc/s1600/00.png[/img]
CLICK HERE TO READ THE LATEST UPDATE ON THEIR FIGHT

ehmasjet: Na wa 4 dis ASUU ooo

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STELLA IS MOUTHED LEAVE IT LIKE THAT!

wasak: and to think d sign board clearly warned against dumping of refuse!!! people can be so animalistic

take it easy bro

Lol.THATS LAGOS FOR YOU O.. EKO ONI BAJE...

The University of Calabar branch of the Academic Staff Union of Universities has said that President Goodluck Jonathan does not have the right to arbitrarily reopen universities across country. The union said this in a reaction to reports that the president has directed the re-opening of all Nigerian universities with or without the union. Chairman of the ASUU branch, Dr. James Okpiliya, said the President could not give such directive since he was not the one that gave the orders for their closure. Okpiliya said, “The President has no right to reopen schools. In the first place, he did not close the schools. ASUU also did not close the schools. If he likes let him direct the Vice Chancellors to reopen schools but the issue is that academics will not return to the classrooms until all the issues in respect to the 2009 agreement as well the as the Memorandum of Understanding between the union and the Federal Government are sufficiently implemented. “In the military era the Head of State never used force to resolve its impasse with the union, not now we are in a democracy. If he opens the schools, he can come and teach in the universities. If he used brute force as it is rumoured, he can as well return to the classroom to teach. “I advise him to sit down sincerely with the leadership of ASUU with a view to resolving the knotty issues in the implementation of the 2009 agreement and MoU which are the main issues in contention in the current struggle.” Also, both the University of Ibadan and University of Benin chapters of ASUU in separate statements on Sunday asked Jonathan to refrain from the use of force in reopening the varsity gates. Secretary of ASUU UI, Dr. Ayodeji Omole, said forceful re-opening of the universities would not put an end to the on-going strike. He called on Jonathan to be honourable by implementing the 2009 agreement with the union. Omole said, “The attention of our union is drawn to news report in some media alleging that the President of Nigeria will direct the re-opening of all Nigerian universities with or without ASUU. We wish to state that while the President of the Federation has issued an invitation to the leaders of our union for dialogue, it will be unacceptable to our members if government fails to come out with a clear agenda for implementing the 2009 Agreement. Authoritarian posturing has never solved and will not solve the impasse. “We are calling on Mr. President to tow the path of honour and respect the 2009 Agreement.” ASUU UNIBEN chairman, Dr. Anthony Money-Emina, said the Federal Government must shun “authoritarian approaches in resolving issues when in dispute with the union.” His statement read in part, “The attention of our union has been drawn to news in some media alleging that the President of Nigeria will direct the re-opening of all Nigerian universities with or without ASUU from Monday. “We will like to remind the government that authoritarian approaches to resolving issues in dispute with unions have never worked. In this case, such an affront will only deepen the crisis in education.”
SOURCE: http://www.punchng.com/news/president-cant-arbitrarily-reopen-universities/

[quote author=D-Engineer]Naija, always in the news.[/quote]ABI O.. WE ARE THE UNITED STATES OF AFRICA..

ALL HAPPENS IN LAGOS WICKED STATE!!
See this too: https://www.nairaland.com/1504432/photo-see-man-punished-soldiers

[quote author=Røtten_egg]O.p why must you put the word "christian" in the title??
And the last time i checked, hiv doesn't recognize any religion. you dig??
Such a global daft...[/quote]but church asked her to do the test??

[quote author=slim fit ]There is a lot of things wrong with the picture. But the soldier should not be there in the first place but what can you say he did the right thing. When you put a bridge for people to work and some people still find it hard to do the right thing. I would like him as our head of state.[/quote]ARE YOU ONE OF THEM??

SO THAT IS THE GREAT NIGERIA HOUSE??

SO ARE MOVIES NOW ADVERTISED ON NAIRALAND?