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1. Kissing your man is not a problem, The
problem is how you do it. Stop making sounds like
a car crash "pitom pitom pitommi"! Abeg U dey
disturb me.

2. Screaming during sex is romantic and its not a
problem, The problem is screaming and shouting like werey
"JESUS, Oh my God, Holy mary".. You
are having sex, Not a Church service! besides
I don't knw if you are reminding God to punish you later.

3. Wearing short skimpy skirts or dresses is not a
problem in fact its very sexy I just pray there won't be forced
entry into your Sin Hole.
The problem is wearing your mini looking all nice and
walking around and when you see guys you try to
pull it down, Now you want it to be long?.... Abi.. Keep
deceiving urself na. # sMh

4. Loving your man is not a problem as it is KOKANYE for me
but the problem is changing
your Surname to his on Facebook. Bitch his
mother doesn't even know you ...Chill!!
I would hate to read ur post later saying MEN ARE
WICKED OR CHEATS.

5. Calling all men dogs is not the problem, The problem is
tagging yourself saint when you know
he didn't Bleep himself but you...
So since you did it with him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING
WITH A DOG OR DOGS as the case may be and please
let us know the breed of dogs you came to the world from coz
ur dad is male too and your mum have always been his
bed partner.

6. Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink
lips and six packs when their father is short, pot bellied with
pomo lips you better be contented like your Mother ‪#‎ lol‬

7. If runs girls dont fail sunday's church services I
wonder who will?

8. Saying all guys are the same is not my
problem bt is 2face and me the same? Is ur dad and ur teacher
the same

9. Bleaching your skin is not a problem, The
problem is having white face, yellow hands
chocolate lips and black legs. Are you zebra?

10. And if you Read this without a COMMENT
hmmm! I really wonder what your problem is?

SeverusSnape:
With that said, Don't relent in your effort, Show her how much you love and care about her, Make her see reasons why she mustn't continue with prostitution, Let her imagine a blissful future of you and her (with the kids) together. She's human after all, and believe you me, If you play your cards well, You'll get her. Good luck bro

thanks bro, Good to kwn that reasonable people are stil in Nl

Mprex:
This one is strong!

very strong! Your dp isnt bad o

drizzytee:
ADDICTION is the word.

Op used to have milk and now he wants the whole dammn cow. Niqqa you sure you love her or you just want subsidised sex for the rest of your life.

Madman

Exjoker:
Follow your mind bro. But mind you, she will only accept your friendship request only if you're going to marry her. But anything other than that is a no for her. So try to convince her that your love for her is for life (you will marry her).

have told her all that

SeverusSnape:
** in T-pain's voice **......I'm in love with a stripper.

But seriously, She's a professional and she doesn't have any strings attached. These prostitutes mean business, to her, you're just a client nothing more.

but am madly inlove with and have enof moni to takia of her

henrydadon:
wat and what is the meaning of ashawo?... In France where I come from we don't do hoes..

your mates in france have graduated

After been into soo many failed relationship i decided to pause for the now. One rainy night like that i was feeling h.orny an wanted to pour out but no girlfriend or sidechick soo i went to a joint near my street where some sex workers stay and meet this girl, we talk price and went inside, after we finish doing it i collected her number from that day any time i wanted it i will call her and she come, this contiune to happen until i started feeling something for this, lastnight, i called and ask her to come to a nearby bar when she came i told her about my feeling for her, she laugh over it and told me to stop joking i tried taking some sense into but she got angry and walk out on me?? Please dear romanclanders how can i make her kwn that i really love her?

Drink but don get drunk, when you are drunk dnt drive #MyCharityComment

Yungwizzzy:
The celebration should start from January till March

you for wait make january reach

I remember when i was with my bros in lag. There is this man, he owns a shop at the front of our house and has four grown up daughters, anytime i went to his shop to buy condo, he will shake his head[in his mind na so so condom this jobless boy they buy] and me too will shake my head(in my mind, choi i go finish your daughters with wettin u dey always sell give me)

Julieee:
lol,
My favorite drink is cokacoola, I take at least a bottle daily, it's like an addiction. Food... I don't really have a fav food, anything not too heavy will do.

yes am very sweet and also gud 4 your health

FLAWLES:
My 1and only CRUSH...(he has gone sha) Andyblaze

his legacy lives on!

Happy new mouth to pasqal09

i met this girl about a month ago, i became friends, she told me that her dad is an oil mogul and that her mum is a medical in london, that she is a graduate of north london unversity and just came to see her dad here in nigeria( chai i happpy say i don hammer) l decided to be spending on her like shopping , yextaday i too her to an eatry after ordering for food, i got up and went and to peace, as i was peasing i sighted the girl in glass window she brought out a small flask from her big hand bag and put half of the food inside came out nd form lik e nothing happen..... whats thé meaning of this please

Goodbye Nairaland

Goodbye Romanclanders

BYE everybody

Me self ayaf quit... Pasqal09 daris Godu o

This poopoo are funny!