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[quote author=na2day!]All these our Christian brethren from the east, na wa o!
I'm amazed, really amazed!
No wonder we read recently that kidnappers even conduct prayer programs for successful operation.
Do you people know what Christianity is all about at all?

So you all value the life of an errant python over that of the pastor's children.[/quote]It beats me! So many hypocrites here.

ItsModella: and you're the wise one, ba? I suppose spilling ignorant comments makes you wise.

Yes I am! Because I wrote "MIGHT still be doing" check ur dictionary madam.

ItsModella: oh shut it.

Old people are suppose to be wise don't know why u chose to be the opposite.

I want to give that Rev a big hug!!! deity my ass! Let them call out dia own gods and let's see who is supreme! Yes I agree its dia tradition but that snake should have known better not to crawl into a Christians home where Christ is Lord and Master! Am sure now other snakes will stay off! That village might still be doing human sacrifice they should be checked nansenze!


Can't believe what I read from Ifyalwys!



Am igbo and it shames me to read what some of my people are spewing here! How can u be a Christian and still honour arushi! (deity)? This are the kind of Igbos that still hold strongly to Osu beliefs! Blood of Jesus!!!

Don't bother

Congrats to them! The guy really looks happy! and that says a lot!

Too much emphasis on the eyes! I guess she's a newbie on contacts thus why! Moreover me thinks gray is not your colour try green instead. I will say you are pretty becos I love klint.

Use ogiri instead aka dadawa in hausa! And locust bean in english. That's if u can stomach the smell. Its quit tasty anyway and I use it only for soups. Then my stews/porridge/ jollofs I use garlic, ginger, coriander, thyme, parsley, sage, basil, and sometimes cumin and then salt! With these combos I don't need MSGs in my cooking.

If na me ehn? Chineke!!

I'd say 25hrs a week in my house and 10hrs a week in my shop! I live in lekki.

[quote author=tpia@]i think you met lebanese and mistook them for saudis.[/quote]my thoughts exactly!!

Darlene babe: ur post state she want her privacy n ur topic say doris finally speaks, am confused cos i dnt no who is speaking....

Couldn't have said it better.

Idowuogbo: U wey u jus born? Lmfao! U like better thing o!

Oh Flavour!!! Oyi na tum o! If to say I never marry? Hmmm I for grab u

What a thread? A pre nursery child? Purrlease!!!! Madam me thinks you should have waited till 2mao to get the real gist b4 opening a thread on that. If that happens to be my child whoever was responsible would have lost their job instantly!! Even if it was my mother that came for her! Without the parents knowledge? No way!!!

Stegomiah: How to Treat a lady

1.Whatever you do, don’t just show up at their house…they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don’t cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn’t even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they’re beautiful.

5. Don’t refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it’s because they’re jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don’t be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they’re going out with you in the first place, it’s because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don’t sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don’t tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really…most of them are not offended by it…

10. Not all of them eat like birds, alot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don’t mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you’re a pussy.

11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it’s not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you’re dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren’t dropping her off, call to be sure she’s home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the s**t out of him.

15. If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it’s just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, “Oh, you’re so dumb” or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn’t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You’re dead meat if you can’t get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don’t flirt with their moms…that’s just freaky.

20. Don’t be freaked out by PMS. It’s not gross, and it really does make them feel like s**t, so be understanding.

21. If you don’t like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you’re officially dating, and you’re introducing her to your friends, you’d better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don’t stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you’re play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their god damned birthdays. You forget her birthday and you’re basically screwed for life.

27. Don’t marinade the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don’t give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine’s day. It doesn’t have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

29. If you think the relationship isn’t going to last, don’t wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

30. After you’ve been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, priviledge and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

Culled from Mrs & Mis.com

So trueeeee! I like this.

Errm! Say what? I eat 6 times a day! Does that mean I have to poo six times in a day too?

And so? How many of the fights and drama on all those reality shows are real? Kenturah if after dating Jim for 5yrs! Its now u r realising he is a bad boy then gurlfwend you got it bad! Abeg shift joor! Jim tell u say him be better pikin b4? The dude is a chronic a la serial bad boy! And yes! I agree with you he will NEVER get another kenturah! That's for sure! Bye bye tura tura!




How am I even sure this una so called breakup no be fake ehen??

Oops!! Dating/meet up zone? Sorry didn't check I shouldn't be here!

No be sa? Am not surprised!

Number 26....

On April 2nd 1972 Nigeria drove to the right!




Its a fact! Most people born in the 90s don't know.

71 Months non stop purging will hold woever will put this on fp! what's up with all this Stella this stella that on nl?

Jastombutex11: BLESSED are the parents that gave birth to a wonderful woman like you, Blessed is the lucky man that have u in his home as a wife and lucky and blessed are the Children that have you as their mom. God bless you and your home. My wish for is your dream stay big and your worries stays small. I can't help it but read the post over and over again. God bless you ma. @OP divorce on its own is something i despise with passion please do what this lady said and u will remain blessed ever after bro. Save your marriage for the sake your kids i know how horrible it is to be raised in a broken home its just a setback. Please save this Marriage God bless u thank u once again Ma'am and God bless u and me heavily AMEN.

A resounding amen I say!

@ Op if all the women or just me here on nairaland should apologise on behalf of your wife! Would you go home tonight and do these things to try and save your marriage?
1 If she's in the kitchen hug her from behind!
2 If she's sitting down watching the tv stand in front of it with your arms stretched out!
3 If she's having dinner take a spoon and eat out of her plate!
4 If she's in the shower join her with your cloths on!
5 If she's already in bed pull up a chair and sit in front of her till she wakes!
6 Say this words to her...
Sweethrt I am hurting! I may not mean much to you anymore but you mean the world to me! Your family may be more important to you than I am but you see you are most important to me! Our marriage is falling apart and so am I! I love you and I want u by my side till the end!!!! If the divorce papers are close by please tear it up! Give her a light kiss on the forehead and leave her presence! IF YOU ARE THE HEAD OF YOUR HOME ITS TIME TO ACT LIKE IT!!!

If your wife is not a jezebel and your problems are not your undoing! you will get the AM SORRY! You seek!

This is a happily married woman saying am sorry on behalf of your wife! Best of luck!

Sack the otepu and your bros! Reason be say your bros fit do am to another otepu weh u go use replace otepu factory fitted! (2) your Otepu fit still do am with one of your guys for area.
Abeg answer the question wey them ask u for up ya bros kini big pass ya own?

FOLYKAZE: I need psychological answer and not theological crap. Listen to John Lennon-god and see list of craps I dont believe in

Then why not go see a psycho doctor? You asked for help and someone offered it the way they know is something wrong with that? I was once like you it got me addicted to sleeping pills! Daytime am fine but once it gets dark all the demons seems to be after me!! It got so bad that I started hanging out all night just so I could avoid sleeping at night. My cure came with FERVENT PRAYERS!!!!! Weather u like it or not that's what cured me of that nightmarish insomnia!! If you don't believe in Gods saving grace and that demons exist that can cause torment then my dear go and check urself into yaba left am sure the solution you seek will be found there! Anofia!