₦airaland Forum

Chiadikaobi:
Baba i just brush say make i go arrange akara and bread settle stomach.

Naso seun for carry my name go frontpage say " Nairaland punter Mr lowodd ran into a moving bike after chelsea loss"

Haha haha

God forbid.

You will live to see your children's children.

Say amen.

Chiadikaobi:
Baba God i thank you for my life. You don mark am say i go live long for this earth.

See as okadaman carry him bike give me sliding tackle, na nyansh i carry land for ground dey look sky.

The man nearly harvest my leg........I dey house now dey rest

Make una follow me thank God abeg

Were you on your way to a betting shop when the incident happened?

Ayiibobo:
wicked guy,.....kaka kaladze

Not wicked.

I'm just stating the facts.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Oh OK. More power to you.

Can you now see the reason why they say thou shall not judge?

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Na u sabi. Doubt you'd b here if your dad had such mentality. You sir are a coward. Face your fears!

I am not my dad so why should I have the same mentality like him?

One of my greatest fears is dying without improving human life here on earth.

I am facing that squarely.

See where some people dey channel their energies go!

Within four hours, someone wey dey very serious go don write one full article for im blog.

Africans and sex eh!

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Perhaps you've not met the lady yet. Youll b singing a different song when you meet her.

I don't even want to meet any lady.

Make una carry una wahala dey go abeg.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Continue with your cold feet o. Your parents never frustrate your life

For where?!

My parents don try taya.

But me I jus dey laff because I sabi say the inner peace and freedom wey I dey enjoy pass any advantage wey anybody go tell me say dey inside that thing called marriage.

What of men like us who don't even want to marry at all...?

4stepsAead:
Na to carry am no be to reach this level... na only winner them dey know for Cup games

No wahala.

Once there's life; there's hope.

But I know say as Arsenal still dey for the competition take dey take pain you eh wella.

Sorry o, but that one alone is enough victory for me... for us!

Age is still on her side...

But why will they not pay him?

I just don't know what's the problem with people.

Someone will work for you, but when it comes to the time to pay him, you won't.

Now, if someone does such a thing to you, you will shout and rant and cry until the heavens fall.

Do unto others what you want others to do unto you!

JONNYSPUTE:
...Most people in this country are not ready to hear the truth or say the truth. If our president can take such measures,I swear,everybody will sit up.

True words.

JONNYSPUTE:
Correct. People are bashing the man for taking such stand,while they are suffering in Niger because of our corrupt politicians. The same people calling him names here are still the same people clamouring for a better Nigeria. They don't want to understand that this decisive steps are what brings about good governance.

The truth is that so many of our suffering and smiling citizens are suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

Thus they will most likely go to any length to protect and defend the same corrupt officials abusing them.

Jakumo:
You are obviously on drugs, so you will be safe PROVIDED that you never venture to the Philippines.

You are obviously into serious corrupt practices, so you will be safe PROVIDED that you never venture to the Philippines.

Duterte, the pussy shooter!

Duterte, the no nonsense minded and clinical finisher!

Like say Naija get serious and fearless leader like Duterte, I'm sure that by now, all our corrupt looters should be languishing in jail!

4stepsAead:
For your mind u don carry the cup abi? Just knockout stage una road still far!!!

For your mind, you believe say we go even reach this level?

Na wa o!

Even in God's own country?

If to say na for naija now, I'm sure so many ignorant and foolish wailers will not let us hear word by now!

Maybe amelicans don dey use substandard building materials dey build their bridges now, who know?

Homeboiy:
He first de fùck that lady behind close doors

Before nko?

E fück am fück am fück am sotey she come carry belle.

But as the babe no gree do abortion, na so the guyman con resign con go do matrimony.

Gebbson007:
Someone said if I wear an Arsenal Jersey into the kitchen, I won't be able to lift a cup

NOT JUST DRY.

BUT...

EXTREMELY DRY.

Ladies and gentlemen.

It's done and dusted.

Arsenal is still playing in Europe.

Where's Manchester United?

Where's Chelsea FC?

Where's Tottenham?

After all the noise and hullabaloo about who made it to the top four...

Against all odds,

Arsenal is still in Europe

While Manchester united, Chelsea and Tottenham are all out and are now licking their wounds in sorrowful silence.

This life eh...

globemoney:
The next Igbo president that can’t even win his own polling unit? Keep dreaming

Did obasanjo win his own polling unit?

Deep words from the next Igbo president.

Looks like the man who hails from Rakuten adopted his son from Qatar Airways?

Were those people laughing forced to laugh?

Nah.

That first picture can never make my chairman to rise up.

nero2face:
Just try me, come to my house and off ur pants, na "baby harder! harder!! " go dey come out of ur mouth

No wonder she calls you baby...

Liliyann:
The girl must be a fool!
Why stressing yourself over a guy that is not legally married to you?
Even if she is married to him,it still does not warrant this behavior.
No guy deserve your tears!
Never make yourself too vulnerable to a guy!!
Instead of wasting emotions, build yourself,develop your potential and I bet you,he will be the one crawling back!!

Story for the gods.

biacan:
I pray she make him miserable....
Guys will never learn just look at how beautiful Alex is....and she is fat in the right places instead of him to treat her like a queen "which she is" he's chasing after a this lady who can't stand Alex in anyway he must reap the repercussions of his actions "Yoruba demon" and for that lose girl called Alex I hope she will learn her lessons the hard way..... Men are heartless

You must be kidding.

You want to tell me that any right thinking man with blood in his veins will see this pretty girl and leave her to go and be with that ugly and local nsukka Alex of a girl?

Anyway sha, you are not a guy online so let me just say you won't understand.

ameri9ja:
That's a comment.

I said comments... as in COMMENTS not comment!

No comments.

EgunMogaji:
I don't know much but this I know.

The loudest shouters on anti-gay matters are closet gay people.

Most of the Nairalanders that prance about decrying gays and jubilating whilst titillating themselves to an orgasmic fest on the draconian Nigerian anti-gay law are confirmed gay folks.

The pankere that the devil will use to beat most Nigerians are still being soaked and bladed.

Hmmm...

Your theory though.

I hope you ain't a closet homosexual yourself for you to have known all those facts, huh?