I'm so happy for him.

I'm so glad he got his freedom back

Antoeni:
If Not For Peter Obi, Nigerians Would Have Been Left With The Choice of Choosing Between “ SNIPER And OTAPIAPIA

Between those two, who is sniper and who is otapiapia?

I blame Putin for this.

He is punishing the rest of Europe with Heat.

chigoziri2403:
I think you should be more concerned about what you wrote in your first paragraph

What you said there is more alarming than the maggots infested meat you bought

Obviously, he's still a learner.

Please forgive him.

I don't see anything so special or so extraordinary in the girl you posted her pictures.

I'm afrais but the truth is that she's a top tier only in your eyes.

Are you now trying to ask for help here on nairaland with this thread?

edustoreng:
i cant wait for this news to be over. seriously i ma tired of staying at home. everyday message up and down https://www.blogarama.com/education-blogs/1371345-edustore-nigeria-blog/

You will still stay at home for more four months.

So the monkey pox still dey?

Franzinni:
Bro thank God for your safety ... Please you need to understand your woman doesn't understand what it is to be in your shoes at the moment of distress ... her imagination is her man should be ready to die... to save himself from ridicule. Most women erroneously believe that.

That is the reason why many graveyards are full today with men trying to impress a woman and pays with his life foolishly ...only for the said girl to marry off on a totally different tangent ....

Nothing known to consciousness that is more valuable than life itself. Women are everywhere like river ... don't let a woman toy with your mind... But yet again, don't plan to leave her because of this bro.... to gain back you manhood in her sight, you should stage another ambush and make sure she is there to witness the way you perform gallantly, it might not need physical blows but just a stern warning to like 3 -5 guys with a threat to kill them on the spot if they ever approach you and see how she will align sharply ..show her some Spartacus cruise and she will bang you silly for it. Women are

Simple!

Just make them believe and they will create the bigger picture by themselves in their head.

My 2kobo

This is bullshît.

I'm glad it's only worth 2 kobo.

ublight:
So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.

My new Samsung galaxy barely 2 months old was in my pocket and guys I value this fone more than any other property of mine at the moment. The fone is my cash cow. The fone usually makes between 30 to 40k for me weekly.

So straight to the matter, babe said she wanted to get pizza first so we headed to domino's. Just few meters away from domino's is uniuyo town campus, and the gate also doubles as a park. And as u know, where there is a park, there are touts.


Omo four guys started shouting and pointing at me. 'na him be that. Na him be that. Catch am'.

I didn't know what to do so I kept going. I told babe to walk ahead of me like she didn't know me. I didn't know what to expect and I didn't want to involve her cos I was sure those guys were coming towards my direction. As least I am a guy I can always find an escape route.


These touts/cultists came towards me and claimed that I slept with their capons babe. That they will deal with me. I told them they were mistaken cos I don't fornicate ��.


Mehn dey began to cap. Telling me dey are vikings (like I even care. Who viqueens epp). I was scared, more than scared as dey started requesting for my fone and checking me for cash.


I swore they would not even touch my fone. What nonsense! Taking that fone would be equivalent to dragging me backwards for two years.

I jumped into one mini bus nearby and told d driver to zoom off that I will pay him. The driver being a b*tch ass nigga told me he didn't want any problems with those guys that I should leave his vehicle. Mehn my breathing heightened - an evidence that I was nervous to the peak.



I stepped out of the mini bus, and by this time it was already becoming a scene. Folks thought I was guilty of something nobody wanted to help. Their voices drowned mine their hands were all over me.

I just thought within my self that I wasn't gonna be used for suya by irresponsible and degenerates whose lives and future had been harzaded and wrecked. Heck these guys were gone past redemption. I doubt their mothers would weep over their dead bodies. I'm pretty sure their mothers had laid curses on them, regretted not aborting them. Their fathers drunk and useless, old beggars. Probably dead.


Babe was watching from a distance. She felt helpless. She would have come closer to help but I knew that was useless. I kept maintaining eye contact with her warning her not to come any closer. I could see the tears we'll up in her eyes. I felt broken, but I could not let it end that way.

I remembered the story of those uniport guys that were burnt many years ago cos of false alarm. I told myself that wasn't my lot.

Something just kept delaying these God forsaken souls from carrying out their heinous act immediately. Seems like they were waiting for more of their crew. The just kept holding on to me but took nothing.

Trust gen z's to pull out their fones to capture the moment. Foolish children. Instead of trying to find out the reason for the commotion, they felt at ease to capture and encourage the commotion.

One Rick shaw rider just slowed down to see what was going on. I saw an opportunity present itself and I was grateful. I forced my self closer to the keke. The man was uncomfortable with me approaching so he tried to move away. As he doubled his acceleration, I quadrupled mine.

Confused, he decided he was not going to watch anymore before he got involved in something bigger than he had bargained.

As he tried to zoom off, I threw my self into the air. Those boys didn't see that coming. Their grip had loosened. I jumped and clinged on the keke. The rider got more frightened and increased his speed. When we had gone a safe distance, he asked me what happened and I told him. He asked me to check if anything was missing. Gladly only a hundred naira was missing.


This was around 4pm. I told babe to go home that I was gonna see her later. Went to my hood and shared the story with one street og.

Without mentioning the frat to him, nigga told me it had to b vikings. Told me what to do if such happens again. He also tried to get me join his frat to avoid future intimidation. I politely declined, gave him 2k and left.

Got home, called babe to ask her how far. She started laughing and calling me a coward. She meant it as a joke, but it was demasculating and demeaning.

I think I am done with her.
What do you guys think? Am I over reacting?

This your story just dey like movie.

So I don't blame her for calling it a joke.

Freestainworld:
Buhari no send anybody during election, if you like win, if you no like , no win, you are on your own.

But during his own time, everybody was working so hard to see that he gets into power.

The guy is smart.

I'm sure he's looking for how to make Davido dash him another $3000 again.

Tinubu will need so many bullion vans to buy the conscience of the voting public in the presidential election.

Because from what I am seeing now, it seems to me that if care is not taken, even his diehard supporters will abandon him at the last moment.

This guy na idiot o.

Make una warn am o.

If Tinubu catch am, na agbado and garri im go chop for the rest of his life.

AbelAbdul:
It was a sweetbitter experience

I really enjoyed your story.

Bitter sweet experience indeed.

I remember back in 2010 when I left Enugu to go and buy a car in Lagos.

It was a hell of an experience which is why I could easily relate with your story so much.

One very important lesson I learnt from that experience is that when you embark on journies or missions of such nature, always make sure you are holding more than enough money on you.

If not eh...you go hear nwii

Once again, congratulations on your new ride.

They want to systematically cancel women.

They have been convincing the idiots they could convince that men can give birth.

Now men can also win female beauty pageantry.

Who knows what they are going to come up with next?

FreeStuffsNG:
I do not really understand this obsession with the social media. Must everything be posted on the social media? This is obviously a private wedding.

Now he has posted it on the social media bringing unsolicited attention to his sojourn abroad again.

Was he not the one caught with drug by ndlea and convicted awhile back?

I hope he will just calm down and protect his new partner and family. Happy married life to the couple.

I assume he wants to pepper �️ some people.

How can you pepper some people if not thru social media?

Yes, nothing bad in eating agbado and cassava.

May you and your entire generation eat only agbado and cassava, now and forever.

Say Amen.

Who was taking the pictures?

2special:
You're the Problem.... You're the one that need Help.

Thank you so much for telling the SIMPle man the gospel truth.

maikbanj:
Good morning dear Nairalanders,

Thank you for being there in the past with your timely advise(s). I am here again just to get some more on a case.

I have a girlfriend which I plan getting married to as both families are all involved. My girlfriend has had a bad past. She was once abused and all but then I was able to help shape her when I got into her life. I have been there for her in my own little way but lately, she has not been behaving too well and I am not happy about that fact.I will itemize these:

1. She once borrowed her friend her school fees to rent an apartment with the promise the friend was going to pay her back before exams started. Her friend failed to pay her back and I had to provide her with the money in order not to miss her exams. Note, the said friend is a female.

2. Second semester, her pops gave her school fees which I saw the alert. Yea,she travelled down to see me from Lag and she spent some but then I told her she would not have spent her school fees to come see me. Infact at that time I never knew she was going to come because I was sick but she did. So I told her not to touch her school fees again that I was going to refund her the money. She left and I refunded. I paid her flight back to Lagos.

I later found out my girlfriend didn’t pay that school fees. She spent it and when it was time to pay she kept complaining. I was mad at her wondering what she must have used it for. I scolded her and gave her part of the money.(N100k)

3. I have paid several debts for her as she made some mistakes in her online business and was swindled. The most recent one now, she went to get loans from apps online. I don’t even know what would have made her do that as I try assist her when she’s in need. I have warned her severally against borrowing but she went to borrow and now she’s into debt.

I have asked what she used the money for but she can’t even point to one thing. She said she used the initial loan for her personal needs and when she couldn’t pay back, she had to borrow from another app to pay and all. That’s how she kept borrowing to pay another till she borrowed from over 15 loan apps and her debt is running into 350k as at today.

I honestly can’t pay such an amount as I have my own personal problems to carry. I was mad because in the past I have warned her against borrowing and all. Now she’s in trouble and they’ve been threatening her to pay back.

I have told her I don’t have such monies to pay back and even if I had I won’t pay back. I have advised she talk to her parents and siblings about it but she has been scared. I have that money but I can’t pay back as I have more pressing needs to attend to. Since she has refused to tell her parents, I am thinking of telling her parents. I am very close to her family.

This is someone I wanna get married to but with all I’m seeing, I am already having doubts.

She’s from a very good home. Deep down, I love her and she does too. But why these problems, I don’t understand.

Please I seek your advice on how to handle this as I can’t pay such debts. I have done several in the past

Thanks

You are a SIMPle man.

She knows it and she's taking full advantage of that.

You know what to do.

The question now is whether your SIMPle nature will allow you to do what You're supposed to do

Alexgman1:
I and my colleague at work recently got romantic. Shes a single mum but she said it was a mistake. Four years ago her so called ex got her pregnant & told her to keep the baby but after a while he travelled and till date he hasn't return neither is his line going through. She later delivered the baby and with the help of her parent shes taking care of the child and hes going to school.

Now back to us. We got into a romantic relationship & she started disturbing me to sex her because its been years she did it. She came to sleep over one night & after so much romancing she pleaded that i should flex her that she cant endure any longer. I stood up & went to my jacket to get a packet of condom. When she saw it she was displeased & asked me not to use condom on her that she doesn't like it at all. I told her i have to use it because i am not ready to be a father yet. I told her i dont know how to withdraw. We both sat on the bed pleading to each other until she got fed up & slept off. She said i dont love her.

She's manipulating you

You know it

But somehow you want to believe she's not doing it.

But you can't continue lying to yourself.

She's looking for a husband, obviously.

But never you forget that she's a single mother

Single mothers should be avoided at all costs.

Good luck.

These youths really want to use internet & technology to destroy Tinubu.

And that's the way to go.

Kudos to them.

No druglord should be given the opportunity to become the president.

He should have left that Agbado and Cassava party a long time ago.

Look at Obi now.

Imagine how he would have still be seen as an backman for atiku assuming he remained in that umbrella ☔ party.

But now, he is the man to beat.

#EndSARs spirit still on the minds of the citizens.

Wise man.

He probably doesn't want the spirit of agbado to possess him just because he ate suya

Buhari is shocked

advanceDNA:


U called me mean and went ahead to validate my point ....i guess we are both mean together

I might even be meaner.

But I try as much as possible to conceal it.

LutherSanchez:
COOL SIMP? Omo na double wahala be that oh

I dey tell you.

Na why all those bitches dey try make dem tie am die begin chop am anyhow.

advanceDNA:
Women target men for marriage just as men do too...na normal parole naaa..na you go open your eyes make u no carry retired olosho

Once you have change that can cook soup for two people, pay rent, fuel generator, have gentle and good boy aura, like someone they can manipulate, U are an easy target for marriage for girls who wants to convert miss to mrs...
na u go give yourself brain... these days ...nobody is settling down..they just marry to chnage name..and continuing jumpimg from one penís to another...

Another thing u should know...many women lie about their age alot..u fit jam 32-35 year old forming 27......so dont be surprised about the extreme desperation of a 26-27 year old babe

This guy is so mean.

But it's true sha. Women too dey lie about their age.

Slmgirldippussy:
Once a lady meet a Single SIMPle man next agenda is marriage

You're so right.

He sounds like a cool SIMP.

She is just another vote waster.

Like me.

Like so many of us.

Like all obidients nationwide.

On Obi's mandate, we put our faith in.