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blackpanda:
This here is the problem with wailers. This refusal to use the piece of meat in their skull properly. Ok if i ask u now which policies led to the recession u will begin moping like an inanimate objection. Its just easier to wail and blame someone else than face reality. Mtscheeew

Don't mind all those stupid wailers.

Common sense at all, dem no get.

brogxy:
Confirmed. Akin alabi owns both sites.
You can use same booking codes on both sites. Try this 148309185

Wow!

I hope he can manage both effectivel.

Anyway sha, congrats to him.

nuattitude74:
Every punter has their day sha. If you are destined to win on a particular ticket, there's nothing that will stop it from happening. This particular win made me realise once again how even the elements will contrive to make you win even when you've given up. The patterns will be clear as the games progress.

It all started with the Polish League match between Jagellonia Bialystock and Arka Gdynia. Up till the 90th minute, Jagellonia were losing 2-1 as I was monitoring the match on livescore. In exasperation, I turned off my Internet and went to bed. Upon waking up in the morning next day, I checked my bet9ja account and was shocked to discover that the ticket was still alive and I was being offered a 10k cash out by bet9ja ! Wowzers! Jagellonia had been able to equalise and had gone on to win the match 3-2 all in the space of one minute!

I wanted to cash out knowing how crazy betting is. You take what you are offered and be merry. However, I had noticed this same pattern of luck in my other previous big wins in betting so I decided to ignore the cash out. Next group of matches would prove me right.


Barcelona vs Bilbao was always going to be a walk over for Messi and Co. Also, high scoring Rijeka would trounce Cibalia in Cyprus. No worries. However, the real proof of my hunch was in the Danish League.

Brondy and Midtjylland were neck and neck on the last day of the Danish league: Brondby vs Hobro and Midtjylland vs Sonderjyske. A win for both home teams would leave me with just two matches left to win 74k with 130 Naira.

Both games started at 5 p.m and Midtjylland took an early lead against their opponents. Brondby however were struggling against Hobro after the end of the first half. In the 70th minute, I was happy that they scored only for Hobro to equalise four minutes later. Damn! Ticket has casted! That was how it was until the dying minutes when Brondby made it 2-1! Hurray, Ticket alive once again. However, right before my very eyes, in the other match Midtjylland concedes a goal 1-1 ! Ticket Casted again. It was 90 minutes, but I just knew the pattern of luck had been established and they would score a goal even if it was one second of the match remaining. How right I was! I refreshed the page in less than 40 seconds and voila : Midtjylland had made it 2-1! Wins for both team and for ME!

Immediately after the match, bet9ja offered me a Cashout of 31k. Of course I wasn't going to take it because it was my lucky day. More so being that the last two games on my ticket involved Madrid vs Girona and Napoli vs Genoa. Easy games on paper.

The matches got underway at 8:45 and CR7 gave Madrid an early lead only for Stuani to equalise for Girona some eight minutes later. I switched on DSTV and saw how Madrid were stringing passes together but were also looking highly vulnerable to the counter attacks from a resilient and dangerous-looking Girona. At the end of first half, it was 1-1.

In the other match, Napoli were struggling again Genoa with livescore commentators saying that Genoa had more ball possession and looking the most likely to score at the end of first half. I wasn't bothered one bit as I knew it was my lucky day. I switched off my Internet and went to bed.

I woke up this morning and I saw the greens!

Wow!

I really enjoyed this narrative.

Have you ever considered story telling and writing as a career?

1realBobby:
and once again, I just contributed 5,000 naira to the Alabi foundation... never in my life will I stake anything more than 100 naira again.. only this month 35k gone and all the games na 1 dey cut am, while guys be using 100 naira to chop thousands on a steady... my bank account balance remain 2k... and I promise you Akin Alabi, I will fight you with the last drop of my blood until I get all my money back.. from Grace to grass... what a pity... cursed be the day you introduced me to betting Kelvin... you ruined my life... Shey if I use this 5k buy wrapper for my mama, she for bless me Taya... infact I'm depressed.....

Guy you be true comedian.

I can't stop laughing even up till now.

And I'm sure chief akinalabi is also laughing at you right now.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

By the way, who be dis Kelvin sef?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

The guy deserve an award... for turning you into this type of comedian.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Chai, I don die!

Chineke meeehhh

Ndi _biafra anyi kwenu!!!

Na wa o!

Women no get anything to show again apart from their bodi?

O di egwu o!

Rubbish...

As if I care...

People talking about re-strategiz-ing as if to say there was any strategy to start with in the first place.

What strategy is there in staying in one house, talking _shit and acting fake and all that?

Rubbish.

This girl is becoming quite disgusting in my eyes now.

MORNDEW:
7. Stealing is not corruption: The former accidental public servant, on a live media chat said stealing was not corruption. The body language and utterances of the former president upsurged corrupt practices and made it look like a culture.


Nairaland has lost all forms of credibility by allowing illiterates to roam here polluting this place with their illiteracy hence it now looks like every Nigerian is that way. Stupid unintelligent comments now get likes and the illiterates are urged on by those likes to make more damaging comments that looks like it's the right thing.

one thing is to come here and show your shallowness and another thing is to face facts and reality. That you get likes from nonsense does not make it normal. People come here to disgrace their families and themselves and think it's the right thing.

I love all the bolded.

Thank you OP for putting this up.

Ehyaaa... so the american girl is out?

Well, let her go... after all, I always had this feeling she was always like an outsider in the house.

But why do all these internet marketers keep rehashing the same old topic all the time?

Grupo:
Ugojibaby = Regallady = Importexpert = Biggerboyz = Recycled non sense

Guy, you understand wetin dey.

iluvpomo:
Just like your Man U clowns f'ked up against all teams like Sevilla at Old Trafford

But at least, man U did not exit the FA Cup like your useless Chelsea is about to...

Leicester City bikonunu comot these noisemakers ...

Seytex:
Some stay in the job they don't like simply because they believe it will get better. At present, in my place of work, being my first job experience, we are yet to be paid January and February salary. And march is gradually going to end.. And I'm still there all because of the need to gain experience.

Just take a look at your ignominious mentality.

In fact, you have just summed up one of the major reasons why people choose to stay in jobs they don't like.

Some people are simply better off slaves.

There are no two ways about that.

See im strong face.

Na Igbo man I'm sure.

Sirjamo:
Good news are like bad music to the wailers ears, there must be something in the waters they drink that make them allergic to the success of Nigeria

I dey tell you.

Unfortunately for all of them, Nigeria will be great again!

Rapoo:
I love this concert. at least it will boost their self esteem is

And after boosting their self esteem, what next?

Is this the same Sevilla that thrashed man you home and away?

Mourinho sef.

You didn't mention the main one which is prostitution.

She has joined the picture gang.

Fuel pump don do me strong thing.

daddio:
As if it's a easy task to forecast games

Don't mind them.

Foolish and ignorant beings talking trash as if they are paying someone to be predicting games for them.

Since you know how to mock people when their predictions cast, then predict your own na make we see...

Of what use is this car?

What can it do that other vehicles are not doing?

Unless one is buying this vehicle purely for its ostentatious values, I don't think it is worth spending a dime on.

jaysnow:
The one u predict for morning ended 0-1

Now this one again 0-0

Abeg no predict again

Thank u in advance

Are you crazy?

Why do you talk as if he's the one playing the match on the field?

Why not start predicting your own instead of waiting for him to predict only for you to come back later to mock him when the game cast?

People like you make helping others so difficult.

Mtchhhhhwwwwww.

My anger right now viewing this disaster is that the girl will later come back begging for forgiveness and blaming the devil... as usual.

All the dead in the photos are lying in the same position.

gentlezypher:
kidnappers bro
After collecting huge ransome

Chai.

The hearts of men can be so evil.

greiboy:
The op cited some of your works published on numerous pages of nairaland

Perhaps the op should have referenced the particular comments she got the information from.

Have you considered the fact that the OP and the so called Antibrutus might be one and the same person?

mymstrokes00:
Lesbian indeed. They only need a man when it comes to money but prove 'strong' when it comes to things of the heart cus they get banged by lesbian neighbour next door. Becareful when you see a girl referring to her fellow lady using these phrases 'my love' 'sugar pie' 'partner in crime' they actually meant every.

You are totally correct.

abike12:
8. FEMINIST IDEOLOGIES;

In a country where unemployment is through the roof, you're really going to say feminism causes brokeness? The reason our leaders get away with what they're doing in that country is because the youth are not angry. some of you are more upset at women that refuse to suffer with you or sleep with you when you can't even feed yourself than the leaders that are ruining your future. the solution to some of your problems are in the hands of 'ordinary women' but you people will rather die of hunger than give them a chance. feminism is here to stay. stop blaming women for your misfortune and own your sh*t and make something out of your miserable lives.

and to the person that brought this nonsense to fp, I sure am glad i'm not one of the women in your life. this is what you think entertainment at this point in time in Nigeria? all this kidnapping girls comes from men thinking we are not useful members of society. you people will not progress without treating women better so fasten your seat belts and get ready for even more misery.

And who da _fuck is this lesbian?

Why is the bloody beeyatch trying to balance the equation?

Anyway, I guess, balancing the equation will not be so difficult for beeyatch after all, it's very obvious the beeyatch is writing about herself.

Kidnappers abi cultists?