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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 12:47pm On Oct 11, 2022
Sweetpink:
Thank you dear!!!
Hermes is busy grabbing all the juicy deals and staying relevant while their collective faves are busy doing photo shoots,fighting with their imaginary enemies and posting over edited photos on SM. They don’t know that time waits for nobody and very soon, most of them will expire and a new set of housemates will emerge …except Hermes and a few of them!
Let them keep downgrading his latest deal out of spite!
Na jealousy go kee dem!grin
grin grin grin
Couldn't have put it any better dear.

Just look at this ruggedly handsome well dressed fashionable lad.

Too much sauce and grace to succeed. cool

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 12:17pm On Oct 11, 2022
Sweetpink:
My boy has been busy grabbing all the juicy deals!
No time for banters,social media noise and clout chasing!
What did I do to deserve such bragging rights?
Keep posting dear. Finish them with his growth. Whether na lipton, dry tea, herbal leave, harmattan tea, all na endorsement for someone that doesn't have much from where he's coming. It's a good step in the right direction.

What is our or his business about what tea does to the body, it's a quality firm to hand out endorsement and hand him some cash, be it what A-list celeb could call change, thing is, it's not change for Bbn celebs.

Hermes is really living up to his reputation of being the fastest finger on anything he touches, from either the first in the house to win tasks, to getting verified on twitter(a global social media app), to bagging endorsement.

Now two? grin cheesy

Our boy does us proud.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 12:11pm On Oct 11, 2022
Sochieke:
But why people talk say Hermes ugle na.

The guy is handsome. Tall, slender and fit figure.

For me I prefer shape vs face. Don't know about others.

Hermes actually has the best body of all the male housemates.

Athletic and fit, he has the shape of an elite athlete especially a basketball star.
Thank you for this avid observation.

He's not just handsome but super fit and energetically athletic. Ambitious, industrious, competitive, doggedly rugged who knows where he's coming from and does what needs to be done to get the result of hardwork.

A proper achiever in the making. This is what enemies see that made them hate him. Just like the heavenly beef the Devil had for man, "a mere mortal" as he said, little did all other Angels know ,he knew more than men just being mere mortals but that we are created in God's own image, a fusion of matter and spirit. Whiles the Devil was just a spirit.

In this life ehn, your enemies see your qualities more than you know, or more than you sef. Just believe in yourself, Hermes does believe in himself and that is what has brought him this far. I'm super proud of him. smiley
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 7:35pm On Oct 10, 2022
queenemelda:
Guy please e don do. These islanders are now making fun of you and taking Coolest tribe as a joke. Adekunle staying an extra week dosen't make him better than Hermes.
Yes, we know. They'd always been like that. Not that we care anyway, we're just peppering them with that cold harsh truth they've finally come to terms with whether they deny it or not.

Making fun of mel? Lol in what sense, do they know me. The joke is on them,actually. But I see your point.

Thank you.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 7:30pm On Oct 10, 2022
You, constantly in a shameless fashion yearning for my quote to get you your desired climax, I hope you find your pleasure on my mention and finally have some feminine grace and divinity to leave, because as far as mentions go, like my phallus, you'll not get one from me. grin

Help yourself mentioning me shamelessly and worthlessly as the guttersnipe i know you to be. When the gloves come off, after night comes morning. You'll be fine.

Olosho! grin
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Defrauds Several US Banks After Presenting Himself As Yoruba Deity by CollidgeEffect: 7:08pm On Oct 10, 2022
SmartPolician:
A typical Nigerian is evil. If humans could make hellfire without dying, Nigerians would even make efforts to defraud the Satan in hellfire undecided

Nigerians became terrible when family values and public institutions failed. This country is so broken that its people even export crime and cultism.
Lol

No be small
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 6:56pm On Oct 10, 2022
Ibukzy:
Wëyrey was posting nonsense with a lot of words grin


Who is Hermes or Adekunle wey deloitte go dey alter result against/for?
The alteration was neither done for Hermes nor Adekunle. Why are you intentionally towing this idiotic narrative to make as if the message is meaningless?

Is that your way of deluding yourself and avoiding the obvious that Ade didn't merit his finale ? wink

Don't worry y'all will be fine. For all you know, I could be anything online, a nonentity like your frail mind posited or someone really in connection with this truth giving you and your fellow emotional comrades furuncle in your bumbum
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 3:40pm On Oct 10, 2022
I don taya for una for this place. Really dull brains here though.

Believe whatever una wan believe o. The truth cannot change for any one. In time to come, you'll know.

This is not a take down at Deloitte though, they're still as reputable as they represent. It's just that, every reputable firm has its politics. Good or bad. In this case, it was a good one to knit what was almost torn.

Smh
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 3:21pm On Oct 10, 2022
Pillar12:
One delusional fuul is on the loose here


How can you believe the permutation and speculation on social media that says Hermes topped Adekunle...when the real and valid source is not in anyway related to anyone aside deloitte a reputable organization full of finance, accounting and analytical.

Some of you on this thread are just plain numbskulls, you left the real source only for you to choose to believe some predictions from some random people on social media whom might just be catching cruise.

imagine betting on real Madrid to win a football match because all punters predicted a win for them, but then they lost the match. only for you to head to the betting shop to ask for your winning fund because punters predicted Madrid to win
Make it make sense
To be honest, for someone who constantly screams for others to "make things make sense" to you, didn't come through in the department of making sense at all.

First off, who are you, that one should make sense to ?

Where in the several posts of mine did I for once imply Deloitte made inaccurate computation about votes rather a willful adulteration of votes?

Some of you kids crying on my mention with baby jabs are just a new wonder as regards dumbness. Is it that it is hard to grab or a deliberate incomprehension.

Listen, Deloitte are this and that, yes, agreed. As far as the analytical computation and auditing of votes collated are data made to be revealed, then anything data can be reviewed and hence can leak, or how else do you think the Betting firms audit the mathematical computation and apportioning of odds in line with the same votes collated by Deloitte happen? Now this is where Deloitte needed to save face, having realised that intels abound within and have carried out their own table of vote placing or ranking in expectation of what Deloitte will reveal. So what did Deloitte and the franchise of both multichoice and Bigbrother that hired Deloitte to audit votes for 'trusts' sake do ? They sat on a table with their respective top management team and reached a MoU to change the dynamics of things anticipated by Bet companies, Media houses to salvage their reputation as one that can't leak votes and that the votes" being circulated online are fabricated and "rumoured" ...whereas,they're as real as every other ones that have proven so in past seasons and this season's previous weeks.

Your laughable analogy of staking Madrid to win in a game in comparison to the message composed in my post is as lacklustre as your attempt to pass your self out as bright. grin because you're simply not at all. There are no stakes here when we're talking about an already revealed info, how's that in comparison to a match game no one knows the outcome of, that any team amongst the two could win? grin

You're simply an idiotic mannerless bonobo agama forming intelligent online.

I only mentioned you because your moniker seem new amongst all the usual regular idîõts here subliminally throwing baby-jabs at me. grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 11:57am On Oct 10, 2022
Jack500:
Word of truthfulness? You can only deceive your fellow lunatics, brain dead Ijiot
cheesy grin
What makes you think you're any different from other lunatics. Let's face it, as a classed idïot that you are, how would you separate Truth from Falsehood ?

What and what did Delloitte show you aside from a list of well organised and arranged charts constituting of names and percentile difference between housemates?

If number one is supposedly number four, how'd a classed clown like you know any better truth to it,huh ?

Your talk will be,yes, they're Delloitte and so I'll trust them more bla bla blah cheesy abi ?

And if a member of this high placed white chip company is lurking around the Internet where breeding ignoramus like your self frequent, will it be out of place to bump heads ? While you ponder on it, continue to sink the news in that your Dekunle never topped Hermes ,ok ? cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect:
Do you even know what 'classified' info is ?

Olodo rabata grin grin cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 10:51am On Oct 10, 2022
Jack500:
Thrash and balderdash. Go and feed these bukum to your fellow retards.
But I've been feeding you words of truthfulness yet you can't heed, could it be because you're a cretinous retaŕded Retãrd with a capital R' cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 10:44am On Oct 10, 2022
Jack500:
I need to set the record straight, slowpoke like you should desist from spreading nonsense, just because you have access to the internet.
And I've been setting the record straight with ignorant dingbats like you who swallow anything a corporate label with humans alike feeds you cheesy

If people that work in Delloitte or multichoice are solely limited to their space of work, how'd people like you learn one or two things on this same Internet?

Dafty!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 10:35am On Oct 10, 2022
Jack500:
Keep convulsing!
The records say Adekunle topped Hermes three times they were both up, and Hermes never topped him for once, I will take that over any nonsense from a nonentity like you.

Adekunle topped Hermes three times. You can jump into canal, if that truth is unbearable for you.
grin grin
Ok if you truly believe that ,why then are you exercising epilepsy on my mention.

Your incessant crying up and down will lodge a severe migraine on you o

Alanwi cheesy
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: Tinubu's Lagos Walk Makes Obidient Rallies Look Like Child’s Play by CollidgeEffect: 10:31am On Oct 10, 2022
This is a no brainer and as disappointing as Reno's idiocy. Lagos is a supposed stronghold for Tinubu that he may likely not even have full or absolute support from sef.

What would you expect from Amala and ewedu poverty strikened eaters promised free food.

Wait for the election. Oga
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani Kayode: I Will Never Join APC, Till Jesus Comes (Throwback Video) by CollidgeEffect: 10:26am On Oct 10, 2022
If only Femi had any shred of honour, if he looked back at his antecedents he'd commit suicide lol
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 10:21am On Oct 10, 2022
Jack500:
Shvt that gutter you called mouth.
So, Adekunle never topped Hermes in all the 3 rounds they were nominated together?

And he was switched in all the 3? you are really a f00l.
grin grin grin

See this wanka crying on my mention like I snatched his 30naira bread and 20 naira akara.

Yes, Adekunle never, I repeat, never topped Hermes except the week they helped him with votes by Bryann and Phyna fans to be rid of Hermes, that is why Adekunle’s fans couldn't match that same voting capacity afterwards.

Cry me a river you impaired hollow clown cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 10:17am On Oct 10, 2022
Besides I'm not here trying to convince your idiotic self any further.

The show has ended as the twist cannot be reversed and my point as well as the other ones made on almost all social media houses have been made. Some of us know whatsup.

Enjoy the post show.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect:
Jack500:
From a deluded fan, like you.

And you think I will believe that, just because a damaged brain like you, says so?

Get a brain and stop fooling yourself. Empty head.
You're really one of the most fantastic dullards o

Who cares if you believe me or not. Perish in your delusions that Adekunle ever topped Hermes. How do you know I'm just a fan ? smiley

I pity you. We give you what we want to give you. You'll swallow it anyways, so phuck off
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 10:08am On Oct 10, 2022
Jack500:
It is obvious your brain is damaged, very damaged.

Adekunle top Hermes in round 4, 6 and 7 as a matter of fact he always topped Hermes, whenever they are both up.

Are you saying, they have been always switching them, when they are both up or only switch them in the semi final week? Why are you so f00lish?

It is unfortunate that you went to school, you are really embarrassing your parents. Damaged Ijiot.
You're a Billy goat without Jackson's soundtrack grin

What don't you understand that Hermes' position was switched for Ade's to further lodge or buttress the sense that it is so from the get go. I know you're deliberately misunderstanding me.

Percentage didnt change but names did.

Adekunle’s position on subsequent charts except the one he topped on the week Bryann and Phyna weren't up were Hermes'. That is the agreed judgement from their useless MoU you can't fathom.

Ewure ni e cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 8:02pm On Oct 09, 2022
Sweetpink:
That dumbass has always been stanning losers since 1900 and I’m used to her foolishness and idiotic behavior.From Kiddwaya to Boma and Adekunle….what does that tell you?grin
Kwa kwa kwa
I’ll call it a night my dear! kiss
So she truly stanned Boma ? shocked grin grin grin

No wonder lol

My belle o my head o

Pathetic!!!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 8:00pm On Oct 09, 2022
Taar

Gbafuo!!

Nwanyi mgbada grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 7:56pm On Oct 09, 2022
Sweetpink:
I haven’t even started yet…let me hear any nonsense about Hermes again!grin
Lolgrin
How do you read her post without a headache. She can't even make a complete sentence without a bullet coming off her baloney gun.

That might be her weapon in disguise o. Head never dey pain you? sad angry

Abort now. Call it a night.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 7:52pm On Oct 09, 2022
Awww cry
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 7:51pm On Oct 09, 2022
Eyaah

I'm pitying KUNLEMYBARBECUE now. She's the only soldier in their dead camp.

Let's let her be. There's no need beating a dead horse to race, I'm sure she'd not phuck with the coolest, the baddest ever.

Plus all these Hermes gifts,wins,engagements are pretty much hard pills to swallow. Might die tonight. sad angry
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 7:43pm On Oct 09, 2022
Sweetpink:
Hermes is as straightforward as a ruler,sexually active,romantic and sexy but I’m not sure of their impotent fave who lost his erection after he committed rape in ojuelegba…coupled with his chronic halitosis!
Tueh!
Thunder don fire on dick,no wonder Allyson japa!
Kwa kwa kwa kwa
Kai!!!!! grin grin grin

Tati easy o

See as you trap JUDGEJUDITH with your talon lol

As Eagle wey u be. She's our prey tonight. We must have supper.

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 7:36pm On Oct 09, 2022
Lol

My darling. Say that again. Make my balls tangle. Make me cum

grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 7:32pm On Oct 09, 2022
[quote author=Sweetpink post=117418233]Now I see why the ladies love Hermes!
The bobo too neat!
No wonder the house turned into a pigsty after he got evicted!
Here’s a clip of Sheggz spilling the tea about Hermes…I’m so proud of my boy!
it only neat and clean ? shocked

Contrary to haters, Hermes is damn straight handsome and gorgeous. Look at his hair cut, dressing style. Trend fuçking setter.

They know. Na bad belle cause their beef.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 7:23pm On Oct 09, 2022
[quote author=Sweetpink post=117418041]Another set of gifts don land o!
Choi!
Hermes cut soap for me nahuh
This love is too much!
I feel like crying right nowhuh
Chai!
How will my enemies sleep well this nighthuh
!!! cheesy cheesy

Bragging right left right and center.

Are you sure JUDGEJUDITH will sleep tonight lol

I thought they said coolest tribe are broke FC

See all what we did o.

Untop all these, there's a goFundme for him o,, yet we broke? Na ment? Shey dem dey whyne us ni loolzz
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 7:16pm On Oct 09, 2022
Sweetpink:
Kwa kwa kwa kwa
This post can induce suicidal thoughts o…lmao!
I’m waiting for that thing to post Adekunle’s most recent achievement and the eeedddiiioot has been showing signs of epilepsy!
Lmao!
She wouldn't o.

There's actually nothing to post of her fave recent feat. Only to post a picture of him collecting audio gifts from dumb fans and him wearing suit Hermes dashed him in the house grin grin

LoL

Yay, my belle o my head o lol
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 7:16pm On Oct 09, 2022
cheesy cheesy grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by CollidgeEffect: 7:08pm On Oct 09, 2022
Sweetpink:
Their fada!!!
grin grin grin grin

cheesy

cool

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