Mr cork the expert in ass kissing

once beating twice shy

Bros since you F u c k e d you must be ready to marry her. you don knack you wan run, i not fit possible

This story is true because i have witnessed something similar. definitely there is no way the wife will be suspecting the best friend to do a thing like that. i believe this crush the husband had for the wife's friend has been a long time ago but he decided to utilize the opportunity while the offer last. i dont think telling your wife is the best thing to do. tell the woman in question that you plan telling your wife if she does not desist from her unholy advances towards you and if she continue then set a trap for her after you might have told your wife. the essence of this trap is for your wife to get to know the true picture of things and how untrustworthy her friend had become.

@ 190 i get pissed off by some of your comment on naira land. why are you so sentimental and tribalistic? from the way you sound it is obvious you are a yoruba boy and let me tell you, your tribe is not anything compared to the Igbos you seem to use that poo mouth of yours to whitewash. How many yoruba girl out there are any better compared to an average Igbo girl? Yoruba ladies are know for a lot of things (a) they are DIRTY (B) Fetish (C) Lazy e.t.c. I can name it on and on. Just for your information so also come very CHEAP. have a poo filled day

@macjive01 pls stop telling lies. nairaland is supposed to be a place where pls bring issues and the house help resolve them. if you dont have anything doing please leave the keyboard alone

forward to my box collinsoft2000@yahoo.com

i want thank you all for your advice. just yesterday evening i got a flash after we exchanged number at an eatery. in the eatery we discussed extensively about our selves and a kind of got to know each other. she just finished her OND 2 and waiting for the mandatory 1 year industrial training. I obliged to help out with a placement and after the discussion we parted ways. she flashed me at about 6;00pm that same day and i called hoping she wanted to tell me she finally accepted my proposal but i got a very wacky request from her. She said i should send her recharge card so she can make some contacts with respect to her IT placement and in-particular call one MD to see if HE could help. she said since the guy was a top shot she needed a recharge that will enable her call HIM for some minutes. I just said okay that i will see to the demands the next day. this morning being 19th of January she flashed again and i called. she said she wanted to tell me not to forget what i promised. Am in a fix as to weather to send the card or not. I dont know if she is playing a fast one on me. Please i need your advice before she makes out an ATM Machine from me.

please feel free to share you most embarrassing moment.
mine was a memorable one and i don't seem to 4get. i was speaking to a girl and suddenly my eyes flipped to the N.I.P.PL.E. immediately i had a hard on and the girl noticed it. i felt like disappearing from that very location so where i can't tell. i would like to have your own experience shared to the house.

I need the house candid advise on this. there is this girl am having a strong crush on but the set back is how to ask her out. she got every future that will turn any head but all i end up doing is saying hello. Am not a novice to relationship but the problem is that this babe has swept me off my feet and am confused as to how to go about the whole stuff. i must confess she is damn beautiful and a sight to behold. please guys i need your help. And for the ladies in the house if you fall in the line of picture how best would a guy ask you out without causing you any embarrassment?

before you guys start wagging war on the correct use of English, i would like to share my own experience too. i was on my way back to Port Harcourt form Lagos. i sat beside this very beautiful girl. Initially i wanted to form 'mind your business' but i must confess her look and cute backside was irresistible. I open up a conversation and got to find out that she was a student schooling in uniport. along the way she placed her hand behind my back and her B.O.O.B.S was rubbing on my shoulder, like a magic wand i got a hard on which she noticed and giggled, i felt embarrassed and had to comport my self. in the cause of discussion we exchanged number and when i alighted i kept in touch with her. A week after i scheduled a visit and we went out hard some nice time in one of the eatery. on our way back she decided to know where i was staying. One thing led to another and we were on each other like hungry lion about to devour it's prey and something happened that almost turned me off. i hard a loud sound, guess what she phat the air. the odour was very bad but i hard i mission to accomplish. i fired the P,u.s.s,y at all cylinder. i may never have another chance to get a shot at it even though my room was filled up with the odour coming from her A,S.S guy i no send. air freshener dey now. nairaland wetin una think i no try?

please and please if you must attend the rally make sure you put on an iron pant because some ass will be bored with some long black dick.

This is my little contribution. Give each of this kids CONDOM and tell them to play safe when they grow old so that their kids dont end up in the street just like they are doing. if you support this condom project say I but if you dont just shut up.

the act of cheating makes the world fun. come to think of it if it was just you and your spouse you can imagine how boring the whole thing would look like. so feel free to bang other holes and expect your spouse's hole to be f.u.ck.ed too.