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before you guys start wagging war on the correct use of English, i would like to share my own experience too. i was on my way back to Port Harcourt form Lagos. i sat beside this very beautiful girl. Initially i wanted to form 'mind your business' but i must confess her look and cute backside was irresistible. I open up a conversation and got to find out that she was a student schooling in uniport. along the way she placed her hand behind my back and her B.O.O.B.S was rubbing on my shoulder, like a magic wand i got a hard on which she noticed and giggled, i felt embarrassed and had to comport my self. in the cause of discussion we exchanged number and when i alighted i kept in touch with her. A week after i scheduled a visit and we went out hard some nice time in one of the eatery. on our way back she decided to know where i was staying. One thing led to another and we were on each other like hungry lion about to devour it's prey and something happened that almost turned me off. i hard a loud sound, guess what she phat the air. the odour was very bad but i hard i mission to accomplish. i fired the P,u.s.s,y at all cylinder. i may never have another chance to get a shot at it even though my room was filled up with the odour coming from her A,S.S guy i no send. air freshener dey now. nairaland wetin una think i no try?

please and please if you must attend the rally make sure you put on an iron pant because some ass will be bored with some long black dick.

This is my little contribution. Give each of this kids CONDOM and tell them to play safe when they grow old so that their kids dont end up in the street just like they are doing. if you support this condom project say I but if you dont just shut up.

the act of cheating makes the world fun. come to think of it if it was just you and your spouse you can imagine how boring the whole thing would look like. so feel free to bang other holes and expect your spouse's hole to be f.u.ck.ed too.

yes. have u had a.n.a.l intimacy before

No am not dull minded. have you had anal sex before?

if you actually open this thread to read then you are a fool. have a foolish day ahead

se ole fi oko si obo obirin joooooooooooooooooor

i was on my way from NY city on aero contractor flight. to Nigeria. still in the air before getting to murtala muhammed airport we had a very loud sound from a device like a mega phone, 'park inner light' all passengers on board were confused until one of the air hostess calmed frail nerves. she said Nigerian police are on duty. i con ask my self road block don finish for land?

u get sense at all chima. your brain sound very empty

guy you be obo i mean toto

it is possible you are cunt. i mean pussy

you are cunt i mean pussy

Mr Vice President what is the sharing formula. how much does the national assembly, house of representative and the Executive get of this recovered money. and besides what is my share of the money before i begin hear story how the money take disappear

ewure is this a joke. mind what u post here, anu mpama

idiot, is this a joke? answer me now or,

guy eno funny. simple

ask you self, what makes this funny. if u dont have what to say just shuuuuuuuuuuuuut up

ye ye ye ye e funny dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. for ur mind

wetin concern you concern Botswana president? you don finish Nigeria wahala, i beg change topic.

[I have been dating her for 4 years now and she has been my parents number 1 enemy for the last 3 years due to a problem she had with my younger sister and my dad.]
u learn from mistake that i what i can tell of you

keep playing with fire you hear. pple like you learn from experince. someone told you he is married with kids and u discovered that the kids stay with the wife in his home town yet you are asking if you should hang on with him? judge this your self if you were in the woman's show how would you feel.

wrong question. the question should have been rephrased, btw 2face and dbanj who i more randy