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Celebrities / Re: Nairaland Finest And Youngest Artist New Song by collinsoft(m): 10:31pm On Mar 21, 2016
All this your back up singer smoke igbo? And besides u singing off beat. Nice try but sure u need to do a lot of work. Less auto tune and try to sing in rhythm with the beat. The salewa tonic solfa should sound (ldd) not (drr) . Hope u get that Jah bless
Celebrities / Paul Vs Peter Okoye Solo. by collinsoft(m): 8:22pm On Mar 21, 2016
For the music gurus in the house, I was just wondering who would be a better act should the duo of Peter and Paul decide to go solo.
Just finished listening to Call heaven by Paul and also listened to look into my eyes by Peter.

What do you guys thinks. Constructive criticism only
Properties / Re: Is It Economically Wise For My House Rent To Gulp My 2month Salary by collinsoft(m): 10:41am On Mar 13, 2016
U just have to put a lot of other factors into consideration.
Are you married and if yes does your wife have a source of income?
Apart from your salary, do u have other means by which u make little money?
How many persons are dependent on you?

I can assure you that if u manage well, u sure can live well and comfortable too.
Family / Re: Missing Little Girl In Cocain Village Port Harcourt by collinsoft(m): 9:24pm On Dec 26, 2015
Cocain village is somewhere close to mini-oroto when coming through okporo. U can also locate the place opposite genesis when coming from second artillery. I think the name was given to the place as a result of beautiful edifice u have there and the cost of getting an apartment there.
Politics / Re: Phyno&olamide In A Comedy Skit ''HIGH WAY LIARS" Enjoy The Skit by collinsoft(m): 7:02am On Nov 04, 2015
Nice one OP. U just made my day
Celebrities / Re: See How Much I Got Paid N My First Show Call Up [photos] by collinsoft(m): 8:40pm On Sep 25, 2015
Airforce1 u dey learn work for photo shopping matter. See as u drag ur self put for the advert bill. grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Food / Re: Man Finds Dead Rat In Grilled Full Chicken He Purchased...(pics) by collinsoft(m): 8:55pm On Aug 27, 2015
By one chicken get one rat free. Hahahahahaa. grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Some Nigerian Entertainers Will Be In Asylums In The Next 10 Years- Ras Kimono by collinsoft(m): 9:24am On Aug 27, 2015
Airforce1:
baba we already know nothing lasts forever

Please say something new

I would rather u listen to wise counsel rather than spewing garbage like "she's such a diva eeeeh she's such a diva eeeeh" like a little babe whose ice cream was forcefully taken away. grin grin tongue

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Politics / Re: Missing Co-pilot, Peter Bello Confirmed Dead by collinsoft(m): 8:31pm On Aug 13, 2015
Soo soo sad. I remember refueling one of the S-76 chopper when he flew to agip brass 2012. RIP
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am In Love With Chowlade!!! by collinsoft(m): 3:34pm On Aug 04, 2015
Ur moniker speaks volume
Politics / Re: Don’t Tempt Military To Attack N’delta – IYC President by collinsoft(m): 2:02pm On Jun 27, 2015
Eradiri udenz all the way from university of benin as NUESA president. Keep up the good work we see you.
Politics / Re: These Women Really Need The Wardrobe Allowance More (photo) by collinsoft(m): 12:26pm On Jun 24, 2015
Hmmmn Ben Murray Bruce must see this.
Politics / Re: Please Interpret This Dream by collinsoft(m): 12:36am On Apr 02, 2015
The colours of the umbrella red green and white represent PDP logo as seen on the umbrella which is the party symbol. The rain u saw was the many problem bedeviling nigeria as a country and the people u saw signifies the politicians struggling to have power at the center even in the midst of crisis in the land.
Well maybe the new change in governance would bring the succor the masses need in Nigeria as depicted in your dream. The northerners are known with their babariga dress attire. In all let's hope the change we clamored for will bring peace and progress to every one of us.
Religion / Re: Pastor Kumuyi To Scrap Some Church Traditions And Doctrines by collinsoft(m): 11:32pm On Mar 29, 2015
ifeness:
Kumuyi should stop being confused and naive. There is no judgment day,I hope he is intelligent enough to know that. Besides he owes millions of his followers apologies for deceiving them for decades.

MONKEY

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Should Have Sacked Jega by collinsoft(m): 6:47am On Mar 28, 2015
hollandis:
If Buhari wins ,Nigeria automatically becomes ISIS member

Monkey. Go get some brain. Your like keep peddling rumors and unsubstantiated facts.
Romance / Re: Wow See The Most Beautiful Girl On Nairaland. (pic) by collinsoft(m): 5:57am On Mar 28, 2015
rokiatu:
See this one. hes even first grin grin

Monkey na your sister be that?
Politics / Re: How PDP Will Win APC In 2015 Election On Saturday By 60/40 % by collinsoft(m): 9:50pm On Mar 27, 2015
donrichdavid:


APC is over rated like Hollywood marriage full of complain and demanding.
PDP will win the Election by 60 against 40 % that was the reason why INEC is working hard to rigged the Election by systematically refused PVC to mostly Christians and area populated by the Igbo's in Southwest, plus 19 northern states and denying them their civil right to vote.
PDP will win 100 % Vote in South East, 80 % South South, 40 to 50 % in South West,more than 40 to 50% Votes in 19 Northern states and which mean PDP will win big in more than 10 northern states like Benue, Kogi, Nasarawa, Jigawa, Plateau, Niger , Taraba, Kebbi , Adamawa ,Katsina Bauchi , Kaduna , FCT and even enough Vote in Kwara state.
The only problem PDP have is Lagos and Kano but still yet PDP will win big in Lagos at least more than one Million votes and 25 % in Kano state.

APC have only Northern states and south west to Bank on but that's not enough because you can't under estimate the Votes from South south and South East.
Imo state and River states would have been a good place for APC results but you can not use the campaign turn out to judge because the same people where paid to attend the both rallies between PDP and APC.
APC will have a huge set back in all this areas ravaged by Boko Haram so the turn out will not be ok for the both party especially APC.
APC is like religion most people accept it with eye services for fear of their life and in the secret places they will reject it with their vote.
PDP will win in south west special states like Ekiti state and Ondo sate, PDP will win in some good votes in South West.
South East, South South and more than 18 million Igbo's in any part of Nigeria is sure for PDP and the battle can only be in South West and 19 Northern states including Midle belt.
Less i forget PDP will win Big in Midle belt, PDP will win this election hands down.
No normal Igbo man will vote Buhari and the last i checked almost 110% Igbo people are still normal.
PDP will win more than 25 % vote in 19 North states plus south west so South East and South South will give APC the knock out.
Read more at http://donrichcode..com/2015/03/how-pdp-will-win-apc-in-2015-election.html

MONKEY

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Politics / Re: See What Jonathan Campaign Organization Distributed At A Rally Yesterday (Pix) by collinsoft(m): 7:08pm On Mar 26, 2015
xreal:
Please take it outa ya house before your kids also become clueless.

This got me laughing like forever. Men u wicked

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Politics / Re: Can Nigerians Pay The PRICE Of A New GOVT ? by collinsoft(m): 9:29pm On Mar 23, 2015
[quote author=mekaboy post=31833824]Can Nigerians pay the price of a new administration?

The current situation of Nigeria now is like a plane that has a leakage in the fuel tank while it’s in the air heading to its destination. If this plane is managed, it can get to a fuel station in another country where it can refill and move on.

Bringing in a new govt now is like bringing in an inexperienced pilot who will turn off the engine of the plane in the air, hoping to save fuel while the plane floats to its destination. We all know what will happen. For those that don’t know the plane will simply crash and all the passengers might die. I am sure you are thinking those that turned off the engine will die as well. Well you are wrong, they all have their parachutes, ready to jump out of the plane and float to safety. They are all wealthy and have all benefited from corrupt administrations.

Many people believe that once corrupt politicians manage to install buhari as president of a democratic govt, corruption will end. That could be true to some extent. But the problem of Nigeria at the moment goes beyond fighting corruption. It requires a lot of experience and planning, which buhari lacks.

Don’t see this as an attack on buhari or any party; this is just the honest analysis of what Nigerians should expect.

THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN IF BUHARI WINS

1, the stock market will crash totally as investors will pullout to understand the policies of the new administration. The election panic is already affecting the market negatively.

2, massive looting:- both pdp and apc politicians in power will want to clean out the treasury and destroy evidence. A lot of last minute contracts will be awarded.

Since the new govt won’t be sworn in till may 29th, this will give room for looting. I am sure most of you will say, once buhari comes in they will all go to jail.

Don’t forget pdp and apc members are all involved and buhari is known to protect his own. You can see this in the case of abacha and bokoharam. Also, this is a democratic govt, buhari can’t jail anyone without the courts convicting them with evidence.

3, exchange rate will skyrocket: - the naira is weakened due to the falling oil prices, as investors pullout their funds, there will be scarcity of foreign currency. A lot of people will save their money in dollars, others will horde the dollars. This will lead to scarcity, a dollar might sell for 3-N400.

4, while they are waiting for may 29th, a lot of issues of who is appointed what position causes problems in apc. When the new govt finally comes in, appointments take place, then the trial and errors of appointees begin .

Reshuffling of cabinet starts, while all this is taking place. The Nigerian plane is going down. A lot of uncertainties, mistakes, trials and errors etc. while all this madness is taking place, investors hold back, business activities are halted and the economy suffers a set back.


5, there will be lots of job losses than new ones. With the falling oil prices and the fall of the naira, Govt will have to shrink budget and block all loopholes of waste. Companies will have to cut down on staff, foreign investors will have to wait and monitor the policies of the new administration before they come into the country. This means that there will be fewer jobs. A lot of contracts might be terminated and abandoned, resulting in companies cutting down their workforce. So for those that believe they will be paid because they are unemployed, should ask where the money will come from.


6, lets pray no crisis arises from the niger delta region, if anything happens and affects our oil production amidst the falling oil prices. I wonder what will happen and how much a dollar will go for then, maybe 5-N600.


7, despite all that is listed above, politics is business. Those who invested in APC must recover their money no matter what is going on with the economy. This is Nigeria for u.


8, we all know that buhari knows nothing about economics and even if you employ the best hands to do the job, the person in charge should have a level of knowledge to what needs to be done. The new appointees will have to go through records of the past to know where to start from. While all this trial and error is going on, 4 years has gone. All we will be hearing from buhari and his team is that the govt is new and inherited a lot of problems. Nigerians should give them some more time and possibly a second term. Then with the untold hardship, Nigerians will start to ask for “CHANGE”….


9, most of you will say the stolen money will be recovered and brought back into the economy. The lawyers and judges have to eat, so even if the past administration is tried in court, the cases will be adjourned till 4yrs pass. Will buhari be the judge? If people will have to be tried and jailed for corruption, will buhari jail his own party members? That is why buhari has said he will draw the line and put an end to corruption. Drawing the line means that all those guilty of corruption prior to his administration will go free .

If u start to dig into cases of corruption, it will get to abacha's regime and u will be surprised at who will be exposed.

SO WHAT DO U WANT?

To crash the plane and let the corrupt politicians who have parachutes to jump out and have a soft landing while the plane crashes with Nigerian citizens? Or allow this plane to get to the nearest fuel station and refill?

Remember you will be asked to have patience while they fix the country. While you are waiting, there are no jobs, the dollar is on the high side, and you are running out of ur little savings.

But those fixing the nation already have billions in their account. They have private jets and properties all over Nigeria. You will have to pay them rent or you are thrown out of their houses while you wait.

They own universities, so u will have to pay school fees while you wait or u are thrown out of school .They are into oil and gas and u must buy fuel from them while you wait.

THEY CAN WAIT WHILE THEY ARE FIXING THE NATION THERE OWN WAY, BUT CAN YOU?
[all your assertion came dead on arrival.
Is Muhammed buhari going to carry bags of cement in aso rock? Why is agriculture thriving, this is largely because the president employed the service of a technocrat in person of professor adesina but failed in other spheres of governance because rogues criminals and politicians were saddled with responsibility of piloting the affairs of the nation in sensitive sectors like oil etc. Do not sell your conscience to religious or ethnic divide]
Politics / Re: The Rivers. Debate 2015 On The Way. by collinsoft(m): 8:41pm On Mar 23, 2015
It is obvious Wike do not have the locus-standi to rule rivers state. He does not understand one bit what governance is all about. When asked how he was going to tackle oil bunkering he said he would use the judiciary to fight oil theft.
All he keep saying is when I get elected. Do u elect someone without idea of governance? Tonye princewill and dakuku peterside wins it for me any time.

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Politics / Re: Rivers State Governorship Debate Is On Now On Channels Tv. by collinsoft(m): 8:12pm On Mar 23, 2015
Wike lacks the where withal to lead rivers state. He is just busy speaking about rule of law when asked how he is going to tackle oil theft and bunkering in rivers state.
Travel / Re: Sanusi Abbas Aliyu, Nigeria's Youngest Pilot - PHOTOS! by collinsoft(m): 4:05pm On Mar 21, 2015
okon11:
Damn he's too young, at that age I never learn to drive car But truth be told I will not enter a plane that he is the Pilot, I prefer older men with experience


How would u even see a pilot flying the aircraft u board. He would be on the cockpit while u would gracefully sit behind on your seat.


SEE 25 year old who has no Memory
SOURCE: [url=/Qcs]http://www..com.ng/index.php/more-news/odd-news-reports/item/4092-the-25-year-old-with-no-memory[/url]
Politics / Re: Gunmen Attack And Disrupt APC Rally In Wike's Hometown. by collinsoft(m): 6:23am On Mar 21, 2015
Truckpusher:
Wetin happen to your mumu papa? grin
May u never stop pushing truck all the days of your life. Blood thirsty demon
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lonadek Oil & Gas Consultants Assessment [urgent] by collinsoft(m): 7:28pm On Mar 19, 2015
I got an invitation for business development engineer at lonadek nigeria limited. I would love to know if any body in the house have their salary scale at entry level
Politics / Re: Protest On-going In Front Of INEC Office In Port Harcourt by collinsoft(m): 9:50am On Mar 10, 2015
Wike and his political touts demonstrating rejection of the permanent voters cards. He has planned to massively rig the election in his Favor but has failed woefully.
If the people want u they vote for u and when they don't want u the right thing to do is to gradually step aside.
Travel / Re: 3 Arik Staff Arrested For Stealing Jet Fuel From Arik Plane by collinsoft(m): 11:25pm On Feb 17, 2015
Op those who involve in this shady deal seal of those products as kerosene. No airplane would take aviation fuel without the aid of a refueling equipment called a bowser.
They are just hungry people stealing to make ends meet. I don't think they are corrupt staff.

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Politics / Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by collinsoft(m): 8:00am On Feb 01, 2015
pupsyd:
Broom? 4k broom! broom is now useless...now we us vacuum cleaners to clean the floor. but UMBRELLA is forever useful...u use it either in the rain or in the sun. infact, it is useful for the both season!......in conclusion, APC is as useless as BROOM! while PDP is as important as UMBRELLA!!!!

Broom gave birth to all modern technology like the brush vacuum cleaners and other cleaning devices u just mentioned. The subject of discuss is between the use of broom as a cleaning device and umbrella as a shielding device. Kindly stick to the subject Because broom rocks anyday.

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Politics / Re: My Distasteful Experience With Nyesom Wike (PDP Rivers Guber Candidate)- Pics by collinsoft(m): 12:23pm On Jan 30, 2015
The op gave an account of what really transpired that day. He did something similar the day he came to ph from abuja to commence his campaign. The whole of omaga airport igwuruta axis was completely blocked. Every commuter traveling along that road were all kept on standstill for over 2hours.
Then I said to myself if someone who is yet to taste the seat of power carry on with wanton recklessness and behave in a rascally then what becomes of him when he eventually becomes the governor.
Wike spews a lot of arrogance pride and toutish charade and those character do not depict a man of the people. God has given rivers people the chance to make wrongs of many years right and I see the future in Dakuku Peterside.

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