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NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by colonel20: 12:00pm On Jan 09, 2013
An0nimus:
God bless you for this post. I'm 80% for teaching. There's no greater reward than impacting in a man and see him become something in life. This is a chance to do that for me cos I don't intend taking teaching as a full term career. God bless us all and God bless Nigeria.


I don't want teaching oo, my mind deh multinational coyz, but if i see myself in a classroom, then i'm gonna make it worth everyone's time.. So help me God smiley

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by colonel20: 11:05am On Jan 09, 2013
Seyixyz: Pls i hav a questn..Som1 stated here dat sch i.d is important in camp reg..D tin is,my sch (A.B.U Zaria) wil collect our i.d card & in turn issue d original certificate 2 us..How do i go abt it pls?
Pls Lions n Lionesses (UNN) Đ☺ yu have a valid school ID card? Mine expired in my 3rd year. How Đ☺ we go abt getting a new one?
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by colonel20: 6:46am On Jan 09, 2013
ik121: Giv back to wich society??
Nigeria??
SMH
Abeg,
Nigeria is NOT worth giving back to,
Period.
Jus prepare my alawee at the end of the month nd we r kool.

Give back some knowledge to kids that need it, Nigeria doesn't appreciate you but they students will. And in some cases, the gifts(foods, fruits, cards, cash, etc) yu'll be giving during ur stay will make ur life much more comfortable + the fulfilment.. kai,
Some of my friends dat didn't like the teaching idea are currently saying it's one of the best feeling they've got knowing they are valued...

Ik, wait till yu get there.. We'll hear ur story smiley smiley
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by colonel20: 6:34am On Jan 09, 2013
CrazyMan:
You can always use your phones or mordems to access the internet...bb, iphones, galaxy tabs...
Ok, i'll continue making google my best friend. wink wink

Ellylace: lolz...niice! Well teaching isn't such an appalling idea for me..Especially cos I'll only end up teaching french or german to kids who dnt have d slightest idea, or @ mst,hav meagre knowledge of wot I'm saying...however,If I end up having an "over sabi" smart mouth (Lord knows I used to be one in my days grin) in ma class, I'll bat my lashes and flutter my way out of it.. tongue

God help these kids.. grin cheesy

Gud mornin mates..
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by colonel20: 9:40pm On Jan 08, 2013
solomityo:
i didn't mean you, i meant those tat wil do such.
Noted smiley smiley
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by colonel20: 9:30pm On Jan 08, 2013
colonel20:

Internet is unavailable/costly in some very remote areas(due to poor networks n vewy vewy few cybercafes)
solomityo:
are ppl still going to cyber café wen you can jst browse wit ur phone to get d answer. Be smart jor nothing they wil ask you as a graduate you cant defend. Except you buy ur degree?
Solo, i smart oo, and i didn't buy any course sef. Study my post! wink
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by colonel20: 9:22pm On Jan 08, 2013
outrage: Ok.. Execpt maybe a subject is assigned that is not in your field.. But you can't be an engineering graduate and not able to answer physics, maths, drawing questions.. Haba! That's just a disgrace and waste of time going to uni.

Oga yu can not ansa all secondary school questions whether it's ur field or not... Even if yu know it, yu might have forgotten how to solve it by their level, cos yu are well advanced. No be disgrace joo oo smiley

ik121: Anyway shaa i pity my students abi pupils, any1,
i bet they gonna luv me more cos i won't be serious with em grin
i'll encourage em into many vices,
we'd only be jisting in class, cracking jokes, facebooking, 2going, pinging nd talking sweet nonsense till my period is over,
belv me, this's the type of teacher dat all dis public school students luv. grin grin grin
Afterall many of my lecturers in the uni were like dat 2 me.
Get them 4 Nokia c3s and divide the class into 4 groups, so everyone will participate grin
At the end of yur stay, organize online toasting contesta and the winners go with the phones... The students and the principal will "never" forget yu. grin grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by colonel20: 9:14pm On Jan 08, 2013
CrazyMan:
True. But it would be wise to prepare ahead...have lecture notes, and use the internet when necessary to browse true subjects so as to avoid embarrassments

Truth is you can't keep giving them assignment forever...but they would keep asking you questions.

It would be wise to answer the ones you can to their understanding, and the rest which you feel you have very little knowledge of, tell them to be patient that when you get to that area in the subject, they would understand it much better.

students can be naughty at times, if you keep throwing every questing they ask you back at them as assignment, they might turn you into a laughing stock...

Internet is unavailable/costly in some very remote areas(due to poor networks n vewy vewy few cybercafes), though these remote areas won't have much students that can fire questions @ yu grin grin

Some students will purposely come up with standard questions in dat topic yu are treating just for fun...

If yu ask me a question i don't know several times, i'll applaud yu and ask yu to come to my office in 2hrs time, so i'll teach yu and yu must teach it to every class memba. Amadioha save yu if all of dem don't understand it grin grin

Infact, inshort, when i get thr... wink
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by colonel20: 7:19pm On Jan 08, 2013
^^^
grin grin grin
Phones / Re: iPhone Software & Hardware Problems And Solution. by colonel20: 7:18pm On Jan 08, 2013
Please i'm using iphone 4s and i can't browse with glo or mtn network. i can browse with only Wifi. What could be the problem??
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by colonel20: 6:53pm On Jan 08, 2013
Shugamania: I'ld really prefer not to teach, but if am left with no choice... My first luv is English language. Then biology probably and junior school mathematics. Any maths wey don advance pass surd must go to the school teacher o.

Some Skuls don't have teachers for some subjects.. Infact, if na private skul dey'll make sure they "use" yu.
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by colonel20: 6:50pm On Jan 08, 2013
ik121: Thank God for text books,
anybody cn teach wella wit texbooks so no shaking.
jus read out notes from the textbook nd tell ur olodo students to copy, or beta still u write on the board for em nd tell em to copy,
at the end, pass evrybody.
Teaching shud be solely for education students abeg.

Lol, Ik121 Sir, na primary skul yu go join.. tongue

Ogezita: very funnycheesy as for me i love to teach others. Economics, government or commerce will do

I bet yu won't like teaching primary school pupils wink wink
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by colonel20: 5:09pm On Jan 08, 2013
An0nimus:
Any science subject. A couple arts too..no Eng Drawing, French, or CRK abegsmiley

Yeah wink Be more specific shaa, what subjects (Agric, Technical Drawing, Home science, wink
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by colonel20: 4:26pm On Jan 08, 2013
Umm, I was just thinking about subjects I'll like to teach (incase I becom Tisha...) During NYSC...
Maths, Further Maths, French or Physics..

Talk ur own smiley
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by colonel20: 9:16am On Jan 08, 2013
Ellylace: great!!! How is chiamaka Ezeibe and David? Hope u're preparing for Convoc? And pls we're nw "Super Lions and Lionesses...." grin

She is good and d davids are fyn oo.. seems yu have long tentacles wink

Ellylace: yh,finished ma clearance in November,last year..will be in sch on d 19th tho..or later,depending on wen they start giving d Gowns..so excited! cheesy

As for Convoc, i'm yet to finish my clearance sef embarassed, But no qualms, will finish it up next week wink

Parkac: Good evening every1... The days are rolling-by and the D-day is fast approaching.
Ya'all are invited 2 my convocation come 26th of this month. Every every will happen.
My UNN peeps... ‎​¶ troway salute o!!!

ParkaC what's the venue abegii?? I'm gonna be reporting from der on dat day grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by colonel20: 5:34pm On Jan 07, 2013
jamebex:

lol!!! You seem Knowledgeable about Biochem. are you a Biochemist? or studied one of the Biomedical Sc.

An Engineer, but got a vewy close BCHist..
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by colonel20: 5:09pm On Jan 07, 2013
^^^
Naa grin A bloody Civilian wink wink
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by colonel20: 4:45pm On Jan 07, 2013
jamebex:
Fellow Metabolite, nice to meet you here. Enugu is my state of origin. It is actually a nice and peaceful place to serve but am not sure much opportunities abound in Enugu for BCH GRADS. BTW what is your state of origin and what UNI did you grad from.

POC, Enugu is ok for BCH with pharmacies like JUHEL and NEMEL, Anywhr pharmacies beaucoup is ok... Anambra (JUHEL-Awka), Enugu (JUHEL n NEMEL- Enugu) Lagos (EMZOR), PH, etc. But yu need muscles to enta dez places. wink
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by colonel20: 4:38pm On Jan 07, 2013
jamebex: Wow!!!!!! Its been a while, i can see great peeps signing on every now and then its been great indeed. I seem to have missed out on so much, well maybe i will just have to do some catching up. The trend seem to be on preferential place to serve. To be candid, i have never had a preference but seeing some peeps saying "the best place for my course" has suddenly awaken a great sense of awareness in me. Peeps please which state do you think is the best for a Biochemistry Grad.
Umm, I think Delta (Asaba), Anambra (Awka), Enugu (Enugu), Rivers (PH) is ok, in reference to ur course. Yet, dis one year should be testing new grounds and not abt securing job. Na teacgin tins oo!! wink

Great Lions and Lionesses, vizio from Electronic Engr, UNN. I see yu @Ellylace, Fourcade, angela and other Great Nigerian Students... Bonne Annee kiss kiss
Romance / Re: Campus Blues. . . . by colonel20: 10:05am On Dec 15, 2012
One year Anniversary to Campus Blues smiley smiley
Business / Re: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free by colonel20: 7:11am On Dec 15, 2012
Good morning guys, great job El matt, chemashie, 2sexy and all of you sharing Ideas here. Keep up the thread. smiley smiley
#Subscribing
Politics / Re: Sanusi To FG: Sack 50% Of Civil Servants by colonel20: 8:38am On Nov 28, 2012
Sack 50% of Ur cabinet. angry
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by colonel20: 12:12pm On Oct 30, 2012
jamebex: Batch A 2013 "ici je
viens"
French sweet oo!
Phones / Re: How Often Do You Restart Your Blackberry? by colonel20: 11:59am On Oct 30, 2012
gboss4sure: Blackberry is like A Computer, you must be restarting it frequently if not it will continue hanging and hanging. SO when you restart it the OS and Memory refreshes and it starts working normal again
But its not the only compute-like phone. Why d exceptional need to restart??. Btw, i run my system for more than 24hrs without the need to restart.
Phones / Re: How Often Do You Restart Your Blackberry? by colonel20: 11:56am On Oct 30, 2012
dopeJemi: Wahz dis RAM u guyz r tawking abt sef


Izit Relative Atomic Mass undecided
grin grin
Random Access Memory>> enables yu to do different things on ur phone at the same time. The bigger, the better. >512MB is ideal.
Phones / Re: How Often Do You Restart Your Blackberry? by colonel20: 11:44am On Oct 30, 2012
Sometimes 3times a day, other times once in 2 days. But, at least, 7times a week angry angry
Literature / Re: Memoirs Of A Drug Lord (Episode 1, 2 & 3) by colonel20: 11:42am On Oct 30, 2012
Nice, Very Nice! Oya Naija drama producers, come and copy!
I can imagine d OP sitting on his hotel room writing his memoirs grin grin
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 3 by colonel20: 4:44pm On Oct 22, 2012
Michky: Dropping a system that can raise $10 to $1200 within a week. Yes, 7 days!

Time: 4:00 pm
Date: 23/10/2012
Venue:This thread
Cost: 100% free!
Duration: 1 hr only (1'll remove it by 5:00 pm same day)
Risk level: Very high.
Author: Indian punter/friend

Today na 22/10/2012. so 23hours to go. undecided undecided
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 3 by colonel20: 4:41pm On Oct 22, 2012
@toluxa
how exactly can one type a site without getting banned? Me sef, i no understand oo
Politics / Re: Ndigbo Wont Vote For ACN In Lagos by colonel20: 10:46am On Jul 22, 2012
Rubbish! Is it the community members seekin for positions to torment us or the "Igbo community" they represent that made the statement! Political Jargon! Abeg honour remains to Fashola, him deh try (Igbo boi)

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Education / Re: Unn Pume Cancelled/postponed?? by colonel20: 2:32pm On Jun 19, 2012
Cald back to the halls. N some candidates are already on their way back home lipsrsealed
Education / Unn Pume Cancelled/postponed?? by colonel20: 1:21pm On Jun 19, 2012
I just heard that from a UNN pume candidate. Please how true is this news?? embarassed embarassed undecided

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