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PoliticsRe: Governor Radda Joins Military Operation To Rescue Abducted Civilian, Foil Attack by ColonelMichael: 11:04am On Dec 14, 2023
Postinor:
🤣🤣🤣🤣, from your comment it is obvious you are so full of hate, but that won't stop islam from growing, fastest growing religion in the world ee no easy abeg,if you like insult the prophet pbuh you are the one to atone for that on the day of judgement, concerning that poison, the poison never killed the prophet because more than a year passed after the prophet took that poison and he didn't die, so believe what you want to believe stupid brainwashed idiot, inferior gentile always ass licking the world's most hated tribe the jews
so in this defence of truth, I am full of hate, is that not what is true or you thought we don't know or won't read up
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Offers To Testify Against Agunloye In $2.3bn Mambilla Arbitration by ColonelMichael: 8:05pm On Dec 13, 2023
Pakute:
Which right thing is he doing?, baba just dey save face. EFCC has declared Agunloye wanted which means Tinubu has already dusted baba's file, OBJ know say Tinubu no go look e face when security go come embarrass am for Ota, that is why e dey try submit himself jejely. All enemies of Tinubu must collect.
An average yoruba man is a rogue, hypocrite, a scoundrel, cowardly greedy, treacherously wicked, an evil backstabbing betrayer, tinubu out of desperation hired fake bishops during election for what, he brought tinubu to make way for him, buhari brought emefeli, he is suffering emefelu but left the person who brought him, why did he tell the world that if CSU releases his result to atiku that it will cause him an irreparable damage?

Obasanjo I love his charisma, but he is playing out his Yoruba nature.
PoliticsRe: Governor Adeleke: I Went To Thailand To Rest, Check My Medicals by ColonelMichael: 7:39pm On Dec 13, 2023
Na aliens dey Thailand?
PoliticsRe: Adebayo Adelabu: Nigeria Gets 40,000MW Power From Generators by ColonelMichael: 6:30am On Dec 13, 2023
Nigeria Ntooor!

Balabluuuuuu

PoliticsRe: Governor Radda Joins Military Operation To Rescue Abducted Civilian, Foil Attack by ColonelMichael: 6:16am On Dec 13, 2023
Postinor:
🤣🤣🤣,ok yes the prophet was poisoned and it didn't kill him,it was until years later that he died natural death, unlike your god that was slaughtered on the cross like a Christmas fowl🤣🤣🤣, such a powerless and fake god


Sahih al-Bukhari 4428
Narrated `Aisha:

The Prophet (ﷺ) in his ailment in which he died, used to say, "O `Aisha! I still feel the pain caused by the food I ate at Khaibar, and at this time, I feel as if my aorta is being cut from that poison."

وَقَالَ يُونُسُ عَنِ الزُّهْرِيِّ، قَالَ عُرْوَةُ قَالَتْ عَائِشَةُ ـ رضى الله عنها ـ كَانَ النَّبِيُّ صلى الله عليه وسلم يَقُولُ فِي مَرَضِهِ الَّذِي مَاتَ فِيهِ ‏ "‏ يَا عَائِشَةُ مَا أَزَالُ أَجِدُ أَلَمَ الطَّعَامِ الَّذِي أَكَلْتُ بِخَيْبَرَ، فَهَذَا أَوَانُ وَجَدْتُ انْقِطَاعَ أَبْهَرِي مِنْ ذَلِكَ السَّمِّ ‏"‏‏.‏





Who told you it didn't kill him, the idiot glutton already finished his lamb meat before finding out, am surprised why the useless allah forgot to reveal it to him that he was poisoned, but if it is to reveal to him how to penis his daughter in law or snatch small 6 year old Aisha he will show him in 5D but when it mattered allah was busy pressing the breast of his own 72 virgins in hell and needed his fellow idiotic pig to join him.

So what of the remaining 11 wives he left, didn't they wrap them for him to hell, Aisha was 18 years when the idiot died of internal bleeding, Aisha papa used cos of revenge to poison all mohammed's sons to make sure he became the caliph, if not why go and kill mohammed's daughter who is pregnant and from her the shias came out.

Oga, your religion is religion of prick, for prickers and pricked, a religion that is for the deluded, for delusion and brain retardation.

Can't you see that you yourself don't sound normal, all your comments have emoji, browse it and see what psychologists say about people exhibiting your symptoms, these are early symptoms of schizophrenic psychosis and senility, as tinubu is in advanced stage, only one wire is still intact in his brain to his spinal cord, no wonder his prick is leaking, just like your mohammed before His death that made Aisha and his other 11 wives to enter olosho work because the idiot was smelling like a putrid carcass of a pig and no one could come near him.

Imagine your cohorts antichristian, freestuff, yarimo, zaki, leodeking, etc... at least you fit still laugh, go and cure yourself before it proceeds to depression and self mutilation.

Imagine a religion that preaches detonating oneself to kill others shouting allah kubar, but will say religion of peace, this is worst thing to ever exist on this earth.

Even that one called GOTVee now claim a born again christian, so you now doubt your mohammed was worsphing pointed breast idols or you think it wasn't your quoran that advised tinubu to stage fake bishops just for worldly gains.
FamilyRe: Why Do Rich Men Deceive We Poor Men Like This??? (PICTURES) by ColonelMichael: 11:14pm On Dec 10, 2023
Obavoh:
I am not a beggar. It is a loan I will surely pay back. Why can’t he just say he can’t lend me , instead of playing my life like long tennis
Maybe he doesn't have and don't know how to explain to you cos no evidence. Things are very hard both for the rich and poor now, everyone is trying to manage, or he don hear something about you. Have you borrowed from any of your relatives before?
PoliticsRe: Governor Radda Joins Military Operation To Rescue Abducted Civilian, Foil Attack by ColonelMichael: 4:54pm On Dec 10, 2023
Postinor:
if only you had sense, you would have known to read down to verse 23 where Allah said they were idols designed by humans, secondly the bible was never copied, not your falsely rewritten bible anyway,you say prophet muhammad pbuh was a paedophile,at what age did mary give birth to jesus pbuh it was at age 12 while she was even already married to joseph that is they were already having sex,why don't you call joseph a paedophile idiot, you can't judge the ancient ways with the modern day standard so stop shouting paedophile all over the place like a frustrated fool,hate or like islam we are growing faster than christainity, your hate only fuels the desire of people to convert to islam, and it is still this same hate that makes christainity a disorganized religion with different sects each claiming the other sect is wrong,I honestly pity christains and the fire they will end up in,I can't imagine being so senseless to believe God would allow himself to be killed to please humans, like how stupid can christains be, same people that believe 1+1+1=1,I don't blame you guys I blame bastard paul who wrote lies about jesus pbuh,may paul suffer in hell for causing such harm to the world
Lets assume that lies dey...

What of how your prophet was killed with rat poison in a lamb when he was looking for kpekus

See there is no comparison between your psychotic prophet and Jesus, even your own prophet worships him.
TravelRe: Passengers Experience Chaos As Conveyor Belts At MMIA Breakdown by ColonelMichael: 4:12pm On Dec 10, 2023
linearity:
Even with your ‘ADDED’ to justify your previous blunders, you are still talking out of point.

If NEPA bring light and you go switch ON your fan and the thing no work you come start to dey use manual hand fan to manage the heat, I sure say you go call am accident too and thank God that no humans life were lost during the use of the manual hand fan! 😬
Just imagine what a grown adult that some people my be looking up to is saying?

Yoruba Muslims sef
TravelRe: Passengers Experience Chaos As Conveyor Belts At MMIA Breakdown by ColonelMichael: 4:10pm On Dec 10, 2023
Resetinc:
some unpatriotic folks will come here to badmouth our country now, 😂

But this na common occurrence everywhere..
It happens in Dubai a few weeks ago
I just checked there is no record like that or post evidence of it, what do you guys gain from lieing to cover up nonsense though am no longer surprised if you are a Muslim and a Yoruba,
Insanity is you people's watchword.
PoliticsRe: Governor Radda Joins Military Operation To Rescue Abducted Civilian, Foil Attack by ColonelMichael: 3:54pm On Dec 10, 2023
Postinor:
🤣🤣🤣, everyone knows bastard christains are the ones who worship idols and pray to a false father, mother and evil spirit,all the time forcing themselves to believe jesus is god,I pity you guys on the day of judgement when you roast in hell fire, bloody servants of israelites a terrorist state, bastard, like it or not islam is greater than christainity, and even the name muhammad you are insulting is the most populous name on earth even more popular than the name of your self acclaimed god jesus
Muslims and lies!

Didn't mohammed worship idols in satanic verses, wasn't he possessed by Medina breasted idols?
You know the paedophile thinks with his scrotal sack.

Why was he copying bible up and down like a fool?

See your penis driven and vagina inspired pig prophet looking for something to chook prick inside


Surah 53:19–20:

“So have you considered al-Lat and al-'Uzza?
And Manat, the third [goddess]—the other one?”

Al-Lat, al-'Uzza, and Manat were three pagan Arab deities.

Following Surah 53:20, the devil interjected his own words onto Muhammad’s tongue, and the result was Surah 53:21–22 (the “satanic” version):

“These are the exalted cranes [intermediaries]
Whose intercession is to be hoped for!”

According to these verses, the three pagan deities are recognized to be legitimate, and Muhammad can seek their intercession on his behalf.


Is it true or false?



Your pig mohammed is popular because it is by him terrorism is carried out all over the world, no one has shouted in the name of Jesus or Jesus is great while detonating TNT strapped to their bodies cos they were promised incollapsible virgin breast in ajana



A whole prophet na rat poison woman use kpai am, even when they buried him, Medina pigs exhumed him and ate, your prophet was pig shit excreted after 4 hours of digestion, he is not anywhere near allah in hell, he is manure.


CC

AntiChristian:
TravelRe: Passengers Experience Chaos As Conveyor Belts At MMIA Breakdown by ColonelMichael: 3:52pm On Dec 10, 2023
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PoliticsRe: Kaduna Airstrike misfire: Senators donate December Salaries (N109m) To Victims by ColonelMichael: 3:07pm On Dec 10, 2023
Bliss52:
cool




Appreciate them when they do Good, this might encourage them to do more


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This might?

Seriously, wasn't it their stupidity of not checking and balancing their jobs that resulted in the mishap?

Nigerians deserve their conditions..
Christianity EtcRe: I Will Die On A Sunday After Eating Pounded Yam – Pastor Adeboye by ColonelMichael: 2:53pm On Dec 10, 2023
Tymk:
i will choose islam anytime
A mad man can never know he is retarded.

There is no issues since your mentor only has his prick to cater for,

AntiChristian:
Let me just report you for a small ban!
You didn't succeed, prophet the hopeless and worthless prophet mohammed was busy worshipping female idols cos he saw they had breast, forgot people were looking at him or didn't he confess satanic possession leading to satanic verses.

Hypocrites.
Christianity EtcRe: I Will Die On A Sunday After Eating Pounded Yam – Pastor Adeboye by ColonelMichael: 2:51pm On Dec 10, 2023
AntiChristian:
Let me just report you for a small ban!
You didn't succeed, prophet the hopeless and worthless prophet mohammed was busy worshipping female idols cos he saw they had breast, forgot people were looking at him or didn't he confess satanic possession leading to satanic verses.

Hypocrites.
PoliticsRe: Governor Radda Joins Military Operation To Rescue Abducted Civilian, Foil Attack by ColonelMichael: 2:48pm On Dec 10, 2023
Postinor:
🤣🤣🤣, at least my religion doesn't preach gay and lesbianism,my religion doesn't tell me that I am a second class human being and that israelites are my masters, at least my religion doesn't tell me 1+1+1=1, at least my religion doesn't deal in brainwashing it's adherents and believing that a human that was slaughtered on the cross is god, such a powerless god and even after dying for the self acclaimed sins of humans,the world is still an evil place filled with sins,such a powerless idol you worship
So you think Arab see you as a human being.
A foolish prophet banned adoption just to penis his daughter inlaw.

Dragged little Aisha at 6 years to Bleep

Useless religion of satanic verses, your fucking prophet mohammed was worshipping three female idols,

Your religion is that of deceit, hypocrisy and mental retardation.

Didn't mohammed worship idols?


AntiChristian:
Let me just report you for a small ban!
You didn't succeed, prophet the hopeless and worthless prophet mohammed was busy worshipping female idols cos he saw they had breast, forgot people were looking at him or didn't he confess satanic possession leading to satanic verses.

Hypocrites.

PoliticsRe: Governor Radda Joins Military Operation To Rescue Abducted Civilian, Foil Attack by ColonelMichael: 11:40am On Dec 10, 2023
Postinor:
you and your father and mother are bastards, worshipping three idols that they call trinity,a useless religion that makes israel superior to them, you this second class christain, you and your family ass licking god forsaken jews,bloody jews
This is something I keep reiterating that Islam is a form of mental retardation.

How can someone who is following a man who banned a good thing such as adoption just because he wanted to satisfy his worthless prick not that he later succeeded to even have a single son, he was an impotent slowpoke, how can prophet mohammed because he wants to have sex with his adopted son's wife, now decided to ban adoption just cos of prick.

The same idiotic prophet said angel Gabriel flew him to Jerusalem, opium must have uselessed that fake arse prophet's head a.

Religion of prick, prophet mohammed is a pig, allah is a mad dog, of course Islam is a form of mental illness.

PoliticsRe: Governor Radda Joins Military Operation To Rescue Abducted Civilian, Foil Attack by ColonelMichael: 11:39am On Dec 10, 2023
GOTVee:
sad Even though I'm a born again Christian, I commend the governor for his bravery. Peter Obi can never risk his life for any anambra citizen yet he wants to be president. May God punish Isreal for terrorizing Gaza. Amen sad
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This is something I keep reiterating that Islam is a form of mental retardation.

How can someone who is following a man who banned a good thing such as adoption just because he wanted to satisfy his worthless prick not that he later succeeded to even have a single son, he was an impotent slowpoke, how can prophet mohammed because he wants to have sex with his adopted son's wife, now decided to ban adoption just cos of prick.

The same idiotic prophet said angel Gabriel flew him to Jerusalem, opium must have uselessed that fake arse prophet's head a.

Religion of prick, prophet mohammed is a pig, allah is a mad dog, of course Islam is a form of mental illness.

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Hope you've taken your own drug

Christianity EtcRe: I Will Die On A Sunday After Eating Pounded Yam – Pastor Adeboye by ColonelMichael: 11:20am On Dec 10, 2023
AntiChristian:
Why can't he and anyone pray to die like Jesus?
Death by crucifixion!
At least be true Christians!

Pounded yam as last supper!
The only Pastor/Daddy GO to have drank tea with God/Jesus!
...................
The man who died in the toilet, no one really knows what could have happened in those last moments before he died!

We just assume he was healthy and just died like that!
Carry out an autopsy! Test the shit!
Allergies, diarrhoea, food poisoning, cholera,....
This is something I keep reiterating that Islam is a form of mental retardation.

How can someone who is following a man who banned a good thing such as adoption just because he wanted to satisfy his worthless prick not that he later succeeded to even have a single son, he was an impotent slowpoke, how can prophet mohammed because he wants to have sex with his adopted son's wife, now decided to ban adoption just cos of prick.

The same idiotic prophet said angel Gabriel flew him to Jerusalem, opium must have uselessed that fake arse prophet's head a.

Religion of prick, prophet mohammed is a pig, allah is a mad dog, of course Islam is a form of mental illness.

Foreign AffairsRe: Mandela's Grandchildren Abandon His Home Over Unpaid Electricity Bills by ColonelMichael: 10:05am On Dec 10, 2023
realoscar84:
I thought you are a matured and sensible fellow, now I know better. Enjoy ur day Oga
Because I told you the truth, I am now immature?
Na only mature people dey kill Deborah because of one dead Medina pig prophet, I don't ever want to be this type of your mature scallywags.
FoodRe: See The Items I Bought For ₦5,650 (Picture) by ColonelMichael: 11:32am On Dec 09, 2023
sukkot:
i hope you did not buy that sniper to drink oooo
ndi ala
Your mother that overdosed on sniper, did she use the spray type or didn't you see it was the plastic container own that awo used to eat his bread?

FoodRe: See The Items I Bought For ₦5,650 (Picture) by ColonelMichael: 11:29am On Dec 09, 2023
Greenbirth:
Yes, that is what some of the foolish and evil Nigerians voted and wanted, even if you are in Government, does it mean that all your village people are in the Government, as the mass dey suffer so are your village people, all the bastard in this forum, yarimo, Helinus, sarki, and other animals will never know peace in their entire miserable life shocked shocked
See the idiot sarki already gnashing his teeth in penury but will come here to pretend hunger is not trying to cause him to have abortion of his intestine.

FoodRe: See The Items I Bought For ₦5,650 (Picture) by ColonelMichael: 11:26am On Dec 09, 2023
bhella10:
A typical chest beater grin coming online to cry hunger as usual. ENKR huh
No giveaway a for you today, hunger go bleach your sense today, hopeless vagabonds and hooligans born by mistake...

That kpekus infection your mother had that entered your brain, na today the mental sickness go start when hunger catalysizes it. Just dey watch idiot.
FoodRe: See The Items I Bought For ₦5,650 (Picture) by ColonelMichael: 11:23am On Dec 09, 2023
DoctorAyukebot:
With the present exchange rate this is consistent with the prices of same goods in Cameroon, the difference is most Cameroonians don't complain that much. A few items on the list though are slightly cheaper compared to Cameroon. The truth is prices of most items have soared across the globe and Africa in particular whose economy is driven by the fluctuations of raw materials at the international market
Cameroon has been at war for decades, and you are comparing them with Nigeria.
I swear you agbadorians are pigs..... I swear

Your fellow agbadorians

FoodRe: See The Items I Bought For ₦5,650 (Picture) by ColonelMichael:
A businessman needs his money and profits back!
Do you have any how many Billions Gbaja and Shettima pulled out for this election?
Enough of all these nonsense!
Who's crying or Who's in pains here!
The only people in pains are the Obidients and that's how it's supposed to be

The only way to recover their money is to add it to the budget if not where in the world will a chief of staff use 10B for his house then 10.1B for computer!!! Haaaa! Haaaa! Haaa!!!!!
How much is it to build an estate to move those IDP

This premium tears never full my bucket, let me go and buy more buckets because the crying is just starting

I just withdrew 10k this morning, na only hammer, 1kg soft chicken, Marconi, and fish that finished it.

I had to start using cheap perfume of 3500 make person mind no touch ground.

We must enjoy it, already all those my colleagues I use to help that supported APC their mind is already touching the ground because the insults I hurl at them when they need my assistance is mind touching ground.

Ndi Ara...

Foreign AffairsRe: US Vetoes UN Security Council Demand For Humanitarian Ceasefire In Gaza by ColonelMichael: 10:53am On Dec 09, 2023
Basic123:
Bigotry has blocked your brain from understanding international politics.
What does this has to with Islam when Isreal has more Muslims than Christians
Why will your prophet mohammed lie angel Gabriel flew him to Jerusalem? That is where you Muslims want to capture with Palestinians case but the better you guys go to rest knowing that your prophet is a pig, your quoran is just one copy copy worthless rag, and that allah is one demon dog.

Imagine following a prophet that abolished adoption just cos his prick was itching him.

Tueeh, Islam is a form of mental retardation.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Vetoes UN Security Council Demand For Humanitarian Ceasefire In Gaza by ColonelMichael: 10:48am On Dec 09, 2023
AntiChristian:
US has two mouths! On one hand they'll claim they feel what the civilians are going through in Gaza!

On the other hand they'll supply more weaponry to kill the civilians!

US is a Jewish Zionist corporation hence they support Israel wholly in action.

Any US president that refuses to support the Jewish Zionist corporation will either die or be rendered helpless with too much problems.

USA is the god of Israel!
As allah is a pig and the god of your prophet mohammed.
Foreign AffairsRe: Mandela's Grandchildren Abandon His Home Over Unpaid Electricity Bills by ColonelMichael: 10:47am On Dec 09, 2023
realoscar84:
Answer the question sincerely, why do Palestinian want to exterminate the Israelis? Just be sincere and answer the question please. No sentiment attach.
I don answer but as usual you Muslims are both hypocrites and cowards, just the way your prophet mohammed used cos of puma of his adopted son's wofe to ban adoption.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Vetoes UN Security Council Demand For Humanitarian Ceasefire In Gaza by ColonelMichael: 10:44am On Dec 09, 2023
Aldebaran:
angry

United States... The biggest hypocrite ever
Prophet mohammed the highest smelling pig ever born
Foreign AffairsRe: US Vetoes UN Security Council Demand For Humanitarian Ceasefire In Gaza by ColonelMichael: 10:43am On Dec 09, 2023
MDK777:
UAE are fools and stupid, you have nothing to gain from USA UK and NATO yet you are ass licking them, they are evil, go with Russia, equipped your self with the necessary weapons and see USA UK and NATO will obey your call
Prophet mohammed is a dead pig, UAE just discovered.
Russia has been equipping all these worthless Muslims and arabs, but Israel do beat them in 6 days without much help, so who is fooling who...

Muslim bastards.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Vetoes UN Security Council Demand For Humanitarian Ceasefire In Gaza by ColonelMichael: 10:39am On Dec 09, 2023
Aonkuuse:
USA is servicing Israel's ego to fight their war in the middle east.... But i fear for the worst if there will be any direct interference from the west. what is happening in the red sea now is an clear indication.
What is happening there?
No carry Islamic lies and propaganda to deceive yourself.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Vetoes UN Security Council Demand For Humanitarian Ceasefire In Gaza by ColonelMichael: 10:38am On Dec 09, 2023
God1000:
Another wrong move from the Biden administration.

This is why Israel doesn't respect calls from UN and other countries for a ceasefire because they have the full backing of USA.


You don't want civilians to be killed, but you don't want a ceasefire as well, I don't get it
I did answer your previous message but you ran away.

We know you Muslims are trying to capture jerusalem where your prophet lied angel Gabriel took flew him to in the night to a mosque that wasn't existing...

Egypt was occupying Gaza before Israel won them and took it but returned it, even pulled out in 2005, why weren't you folks fighting for palestinians then?

You see how delusional you Muslims are, Kuwait absorbed Palestinians, what did they do during Kuwait Iraq war?
Why is Islam terrorism?

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