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PoliticsRe: NASS Raises Budget To N28.77tn, Votes ₦‎10bn For Car Parks, Recreation by ColonelMichael: 12:27pm On Dec 31, 2023
tsdarkside:
you need to understand something....

no matter how good your intentions are,your biggest problem will be people you have to work with in goverment....
if you try to change how this money goverment works,many will fight you....
Are you in any way trying to exonerate the drug career criminals and his coAPCshit calamities?
CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji And Husband, Ogbonna Kanu Welcome Third Child by ColonelMichael: 8:15am On Dec 29, 2023
Toothpaste is costly now, at least 3k, Agbadorians will start using agbo to gargle, if you notice anyone with smelly bad breath this career criminal regime, know it is them.
PoliticsRe: The Display Of Insensitivity At Lucky Aiyedatiwa's Inauguration (Video) by ColonelMichael: 8:10am On Dec 29, 2023
Waste side and betrayal and treachery are 5 and 6
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: We Must Deliver Quality Education, Jobs For Nigerians by ColonelMichael: 8:06am On Dec 29, 2023
Education or cocaine?
HealthRe: NAFDAC Lists Adulterated Wines, Drinks, Shows Steps To Verify Original Products by ColonelMichael: 7:56am On Dec 29, 2023
nedu666:
What rubbish info is this? So you can't even show the difference between the real and fake products rather you are talking about selling below market prices and lack of vat on products. How is the supposed to help identify fake products if you don't display samples of the real one and the fake one you recovered
If you see a post, check if the person is mohammedic; remember, their Prophet mohammed was a retarded dumb and stark illiterate hence you shouldn't be surprised of their incoherence and imagine people who instead of calming down to eat a nutritious breakfast, it is akamu and sugar that they infuse into their brains. No body should be surprised.

HealthRe: NAFDAC Lists Adulterated Wines, Drinks, Shows Steps To Verify Original Products by ColonelMichael: 7:46am On Dec 29, 2023
Cantonese:
Who loses when you do not buy? Stop forming here. You cannot avoid it. Note the following:

1. The phone in your hand na dem.
2. The laptop you use na dem
3. The korope, danfos, marwas, etc, na dem
4. The spare parts to maintain the buses na dem
5. The roofing material where you live na dem
6. The electricals/electronics you use na dem
7. The building material where you live na dem
8. The plumbing materials na dem
9. The pots/plates/spoons you use na dem
10. The towel you bath with na dem
11. The boxers covering your okro prick na dem
12. The clothes you wear na dem
13. The drugs you drink to prevent you from the die wey you for don die since, na dem

Looking at the above, can you argue any further? You see say dem pass you and your people in every area of life? Wetin your own people dey do? No be not to carry palm oil and calabash dey go junctions everywhere day and night, find who to use? Tell us now how you avoid them.

Oya begin to hail dem. They are your President, boss, commanders in chief.

Na jealousy no let you get peace of mind o.
The house he is living in, na en papa sell am give them and the mugu is living as a tenant in his papa previous house, whereas his loafer papa don leave am go ogomosho
HealthRe: NAFDAC Lists Adulterated Wines, Drinks, Shows Steps To Verify Original Products by ColonelMichael: 7:44am On Dec 29, 2023
dkidd:
Eziukwu Market... These Afghans. Their women are doing their destruction emotionally and their men are doing it physically, damaging internal organs and creating health complications for everyone. Which war pass like this again 😢
Maybe they destroyed our presidiots bladder that it is leaking and dispensing uric acid with reckless abandon, it is not the heroin or cocaine he sniffed in Chicago.
HealthRe: NAFDAC Lists Adulterated Wines, Drinks, Shows Steps To Verify Original Products by ColonelMichael: 7:42am On Dec 29, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
NAFDAC Lists Adulterated Wines, Drinks, Shows Steps To Verify Original Products

Written by Royal Ibeh


https://leadership.ng/nafdac-lists-adulterated-wines-drinks-shows-steps-to-verify-original-products/
Even fake certificates and forged ones, an agency should be created in that regard.
BusinessRe: Nigerian Banks Set To Launch Compliant Naira Stablecoin In 2024 by ColonelMichael: 7:41am On Dec 29, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
The key partners in the consortium include prominent Nigerian tier-1 banks such as First Bank, Access Bank, Sterling Bank, and Providus Bank, payments companies Budpay, Kora (formerly KoraPay), and Interswitch, and Blockchain consultants Convexity and Interstellar. The proposed cNGN stablecoin, similar to existing stablecoins, will facilitate seamless international transfer of NGN.

Nevertheless, there are still many unknowns about the cNGN that will need to be clarified by the consortium, such as the blockchain it will use and the planned apps and services for consumers.

If this is true then those publicly-quoted banks must have previously issued a forward-looking statement to investors through the Nigerian Stock Exchange. They did no such thing so this will contravene SEC rules.

Furthermore, I don't believe that CBN will allow banks operate a monetary system it will not be able to control and regulate.

This news ri bakan for now until CBN clarifies it.
The way you talk nonsense, many people will never consider you serious if your brain works for 100ms... after all you are a Mohammedan and you guys reason from your anus.
PoliticsRe: Constabulary Tarnishing Police Image, Needs Separate Uniform – Arase by ColonelMichael: 7:39am On Dec 29, 2023
Na the whole police
PoliticsRe: Vice President Kashim Shetima, NSA & Chief Of Defense Staff Visit Jos by ColonelMichael: 7:37am On Dec 29, 2023
siant:
Those who own you should, as a matter of agency, chain you before it is late.
If they've chained our mama Toto as a matter of urgency to a live humming 330MVA Distribution transformer then am good to go.
FoodRe: Tomato Paste Is Not Good For Stew. Finding by ColonelMichael: 12:31pm On Dec 28, 2023
fineboynl:
I have been wondering why does my stew don't turn out well no matter how I tried the reason is that I use too much tomato paste due to due to tomoto cost during buhari administration.

This Xmas I just decide to use full tomotos and eliminates impurities like tomato paste. And the stew turns out great 👍. So it was clear the tomato paste products have been the curprit all those while.

The problem now is that how would one cook a pot full of stew with pure tomatoes on a normal day? now that a painter of tomatoes is above 5k.
I stopped using that trash paste a long while, if I No see the raw one I will eat beans and I don't even blend it, I cut it with hand.
We should eat natural..

Na my woman I dey warn cos the day I go reject her food cos of that paste she go cry tire.

Try use the raw one for jellof with scent and curry leaf, no forget ginger, garlic, green onions and any of the bell or green pepper and fish and see how you will reach heaven and shake papa Abraham hand.
PoliticsRe: Vice President Kashim Shetima, NSA & Chief Of Defense Staff Visit Jos by ColonelMichael: 12:26pm On Dec 28, 2023
siant:
dimwit.
Your mama Toto na where dimwit start and na your mama Toto na where allah and mohammed dey wash their pig blokos before raping Medina idols.
PoliticsRe: Vice President Kashim Shetima, NSA & Chief Of Defense Staff Visit Jos by ColonelMichael: 6:41am On Dec 28, 2023
See eeeh I hate Allah with all my blood, mohammed na bastard and pig for all I care and anything connected to Muslims, APC and the career criminal tinubu, but you see this shetimma wey una dey call boko haram.. en be like say I love this man oooo., I swear, he is giving me some kind vibes.

Only time will tell.

Now on this Fulani pandemic, remember, they intended doing all these shit in Igbo land but as God may have it, ESN, jammed them, that was why they used federal might but you know we Igbos when you try to intimidate us, you make it even more hard to find common grounds, we do kwechiri, we are not cowards, though some criminal elements sponsored by government proxies will try to give them bad names hence their proscription.

Why hasn't Fulani herdsmen proscribed? If you know the answer Ann still see IPOD and ESN as terrorists, You are either a fool, a bastard or just mentally retarded.

Those paramilitary institutions will keep existing to protect us from things like this and no matter what federal government does, it will never wither.

Don't be surprised it is federal government that is sponsoring Simon Ekpa to give a bad light to the movement.

I personally will never secede from Nigeria, it is my country, I am loyal to the constitution not the drug career criminal, not the Igbo race, or some mohammedic movement or greed.
After all I tried NDA two times, SSC 16, SSC 18, DSSC 2020 at Ibadan.

That is patriotism to the fatherland not some ewedu munching carcass loyal to their tribal mark to some mohammedic pig shit loyal to one dead paedophilia in the Arabian desert.

Bastards and fools.
PoliticsRe: Ganduje Is A Courageous And An Exemplary Leader - Tinubu by ColonelMichael: 6:34pm On Dec 27, 2023
Ibrahimmufutau:
That Allah will soon perished u together with your senseless cohorts that malingned and making jettisoned of their 'MAKER'. Just watch it!
allah that can't do anything for himself, allah that drinks only human blood, allah that his minions are slaughtering people example is Deborah.

This is your allah right inside my toilet, he is meaningless and worthless.

Do you need a picture of your allah, I need to go to toilet and will show you what your allah is
EducationRe: Imo State Has Highest Literacy Rate In Nigeria by ColonelMichael: 6:31pm On Dec 27, 2023
Higherthan:
Nnesoma cheesy grin
Enough backdoor and forging grin
When you consider that the fake arse pig prophet mohammed was a damn stark cursed illiterate but still wrote his gibberish in the worthless quoran for senile imbeciles to follow as guidelines in life, this is an example.
PoliticsRe: Ganduje Is A Courageous And An Exemplary Leader - Tinubu by ColonelMichael: 1:49pm On Dec 27, 2023
Ibrahimmufutau:
The most highest of naive and subhuman religion extremest bastardl that wrote this trepid right-up doesn't know difference between politics and religion perspectives. Corruptions have no boundaries and It rears it's uglier head across all segments of society, be it religion, ethnicity, economy,academic,creed, race etc etc etc. U even had enforntrey to blasphemied against the messanger of your 'MAKER' (Allah subuhanalah wata ala) that feeds u, that supreme being that control your wordly affairs including all humans, animals and jinns. My advice to you mr.debauchery of trilogy that worshiping a human ( a mere mortal), a 'dead god. Go and read ur stinks contaminated book that says our creator is one: mark 12 vs 69. So, watch ur uncouth dirty mouth and ask ur God for forgiveness before u will be destroyed to perdition level.
Allah dey inside my toilet, he can't make me.
Your prophet had his brain in his scrotal sack, so go and hug transformer. If your allah made you, he is shit, that means a shit made maggot, it is simple.
PoliticsRe: Ganduje Is A Courageous And An Exemplary Leader - Tinubu by ColonelMichael: 1:47pm On Dec 27, 2023
Ibrahimmufutau:
The most highest of naive and subhuman religion extremest bastardl that wrote this trepid right-up doesn't know difference between politics and religion perspectives. Corruptions have no boundaries and It rears it's uglier head across all segments of society, be it religion, ethnicity, economy,academic,creed, race etc etc etc. U even had enforntrey to blasphemied against the messanger of your 'MAKER' (Allah subuhanalah wata ala) that feeds u, that supreme being that control your wordly affairs including all humans, animals and jinns. My advice to you mr.debauchery of trilogy that worshiping a human ( a mere mortal), a 'dead god. Go and read ur stinks contaminated book that says our creator is one: mark 12 vs 69. So, watch ur uncouth dirty mouth and ask ur God for forgiveness before u will be destroyed to perdition level.
Islam is a form of mental illness
Allah na dog
Mohammed na pig
You na slowpoke
Very simple

Same bible your worthless prophet was copying up and down?

Didn't he suck Medina idols breast while spewing satanic verses?
Tell the world why your paedophilia nymphomaniac prophet banned adoption?

I have more facts why you are demented like your allah and prophet.
PoliticsRe: See The Themes Of 2024 Budget Of Federal Government And The States by ColonelMichael: 1:43pm On Dec 27, 2023
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PoliticsRe: Ganduje Is A Courageous And An Exemplary Leader - Tinubu by ColonelMichael:
No be two mohammedians,

One used fake bishops during election,
One was stuffing dollar in babariga

The slowpoke fake arse Medina prophet both are worshipping was sucking the breast of Medina idols while spewing satanic verses

But their followers in Sokoto murdered an innocent Deborah


With all these examples, you'd know that their religion is that of retarded, blow hard psychotic patients and senile worthless gallivanting, if I am lying ask the morons that will quote me to argue or refute it, even some have adopted christian disguising to show how disgusting, irritating, messed up that religion is.

Imagine their states banned alcohol but they received allocations from alcoholic taxes,

Their prophet banned adoption because he wanted to penise his daughter in law, in fact started penising a 6 year old girl playing with her doll, ask any of them if they will permit that on their own daughter..

Just watch how the senile imbeciles will try to twist this in defending two career criminals, one said he was having first class everywhere he schooled but started shouting like his leaking bladder that exposing his records will cause him irreparable damage.
The semi smart ones will abandon this thread, just watch because the senile supreme court cocaine sniffer don high on heroin again to spew trash.

Bunch of melancholic hypocrites.

They are supporting terrorists who first price, they forgot that the version of Yahweh those ones dey follow na NPNP.

I just pity the ones of the waste, very treacherous betraying vagabonds, two faced swords, and very confused imbeciles.

They wan teach us a political lesson, na only them dem promise say refinery go work for December, na only them they promise free transport this December, wetin dem never promise them, but na who chop go move around, the only promise that inspires them are seaman hot drinks and their girls dirty Toto with scary varcouse veins on the bleached yash and legs.

As I was saying, just see what one of the Mohammedans have commented up there 🖕
You will notice how he twisted it, that we like apportioning blames while we are worse of, so because someone is of same whatever we are, we should see their evil and shut up.
It is what their imams teach them, no wonder God cursed their prophet with hungry Medina pigs eating his exhumed petrifying carcass. The worthless prophet is in the shit of some Medina pigs.



I will add more, make I eat my breakfast first.

PoliticsRe: The Igbo Still Remember How Awo Foiled Their Biafra Dream--Alaafin by ColonelMichael: 6:52am On Dec 27, 2023
Christistruth00:
I79 Soldiers Miraculously Stopped the Biafran Army at Ore in a complete Stunning Surprise midnight attack invasion of the Western Region in what was a desperate attempt by Ojukwu to Seize Lagos and Ibadan

All Glory be to God Almighty
It could only have been him

The Biafran Army could have entered a Completely unprepared Lagos that same night
By day break when they got the News all of Lagos and Ibadan were thrown into Chaos


"Oleku Ija Ore"
You know since tinubu pulled that fake bishop stunt, I see all yorubas as treacherous cowards and bloody liars, may be the worthless major as usual is begging his Fulani masters of something and he may have survived through betrayal.

Someone said if he hears yorubas drums of war he will go back t sleep, no be Yoruba man I thought we were going to fight as men, na far him dey dey threaten me with juju, if I come near he will shift, you guys are just too stupid with lies.
PoliticsRe: Shettima, Governors Visit President Tinubu In Lagos For Christmas by ColonelMichael: 6:39am On Dec 27, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Smh. Same way your elders misinformed you that President Muhammadu Buhari was dead and Asiwaju Tinubu never attended the Chicago State University.

Spreading so much lies, hate, bigotry and criminal defamation is your toxic stock in trade and it started way long even before the nation became an independent nation.

You have more problems with your mediocre leaders who misrepresent the truth, stereotype other people and usually feed you lies about the leaders of other tribes.
If you know the part of Yoruba land I am now, what I am seeing and what I doing to remedy them, You'd not be disgracing yourself online.

As tinubu the liar, na so you liars go dey go after. All una prophet na the grand liar.. publication without name or date, how many times they don catch you with this your stupidity and how you shut up and ran away in shame.
Did Awo drink rat poison or not?
PoliticsRe: Shettima, Governors Visit President Tinubu In Lagos For Christmas by ColonelMichael: 6:35am On Dec 27, 2023
Raf4:
May be you need to ask your mama to tell you the kind of death that killed your father and your grand father. May be you'll find the one that died of rat poison or gammalin 20 or whatever. Papa Awo died peacefully at the ripe age of 78.
As infection don kpata kpata make you an orphan, no be just last year hot boiling condemned oil dey flow from your mama Toto?

She no survive am na, as you no sabi your papa since your mama na oshodi and ojota under bridge agberos and agbo drinkers dey rape am on the steady.
PoliticsRe: Shettima, Governors Visit President Tinubu In Lagos For Christmas by ColonelMichael: 9:09pm On Dec 26, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Awesome. Even Sim Fubara of Rivers who they almost misled, Sheriff the political son of running mate of PDP's Alhaji Atiku, Dare of Zamfara, Abba of NNPP Kano and PDP's Bala Mohammed of Bauchi are among them.

This is legitimacy in power. You are a true Leader if you have people who you influence and they follow you.

Asiwaju Tinubu is the Chief Obafemi Awolowo of our time. So meticulous, courageous, brilliant, patriotic, competent and politically sagacious like the Sage, Pa Awo.

God bless Asiwaju Tinubu. God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!
But some great leaders do die via rat poison, j

Remember, you people's great god prophet mohammed na rat poison kill am, this same obafemi awolowo, he drank sniper, who knows the drug tinubu overdosed on that scattered his bladder and his horrible in avoidable death.

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