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Abbeybailey:The dementia suffering human robot called Biden typifies all liberal zombies so I am not surprised you all see your aspirations being fulfilled in him but you really need to snap out of your hallucinations, in November, Patriots are gonna do what Patriots do, put boots to liberal asses . Yeah, right in the middle of your butt crack, that's where the Patriot's boots are landing and it's gonna hurt sorely so I advise you to better get your butt hurt salve ready cos you gonna be needing it. Consider this a friendly warning ![]() |
Abbeybailey:This is really sad . Take a back seat old man or you know what's coming your way . |
GalaticHorde:You waste your time trying to deny the truth about your pitiful lineage. We don't need to see your back before we know that it looks like a patchwork of a reckless artist's rough sketches . You speak the language of nigger slaves, you think like nigger slaves, you even self identify as one and jump to their defence anytime they are attacked. If it talks and walks like a nigger slave, it is a nigger slave . Back to your haunches you hapless drudge!! I don't want to be responsible for the brutal beatdown you will receive at the hands of your liberal overlords if you don't complete your menial tasks for the day. You still need to have some strength to go scavenging for food later you know ![]() |
GalaticHorde:This uncivilized neanderthal has apparently laid his hands on a dictionary . You can easily tell by the way he can't wait to churn out all the words he is seeing for the first time in his life so he's using them all at once. Thanks to God that I am having a positive effect on the barbaric homo ignoramus, at least he has been able to discover what a dictionary is courtesy of my benevolent education . My hope has been restored that this primordial ape will in the distant future be able to shed his disgusting slave nigger lingua and embrace the refined tongue of emancipated fellows like me . |
Abbeybailey:Someone must have received the report that plantation niggers are getting an ass kicking like no other on nairaland , they have opened the plantation Gates and unleashed the kraken . Right on cue, out of the liberals shít holes crawls out the most pathetic plantation nigger of all times. The unholy Trinity of liberal dumbos is complete. Dumb, Dumber and dumbest. Unfortunately for the nauseating homo ignoramus galatichorde, this moves him down the pecking order to dumbest . Mayor kopsch retains his position as dumb while the pathetic Lucasbaloney will make do with the dumber appellation. So double your efforts dumber and dumbest and in due time you might be promoted to dumb. You can't allow Mayor kopsch to continue besting you guys now right? |
GalaticHorde:Lol, this intellectually challenged ninnyhammer is really trying to keep up an appearance. Go to school kid, then maybe in ten years you might be mentally fit to be mentioned in the same sentence as I am. Till then back to you haunches nigger slave before the liberal whips come cracking over your horrifically scarified negro back. |
Kopfschmerzens:What the hell? I was wondering why the collective IQ of all living things went down a notch until I realized the mayor of idiotville has posted another nonsensical epistle on nairaland . Yeah dude, you have that much of a negative effect on the universe. Please stop speaking if you care about the survival of the universe. Your continuous incoherent babblings are an existential threat to humanity . |
Kopfschmerzens:Lol here comes Tweedledee to the rescue of Tweedledum , two of a kind, dumb and dumber. I will give you the honour of seniority and allow you to be Mr. Dumb, that obstreperous nuisance that calls himself galatichorde is obviously dumber than you are hence he will aptly be dubbed Mr. Dumber. Here you have it nairaland, I present to you Dumb and Dumber the twin towers of ignorance and stupidity on Nairaland. Please give them a standing ovation ![]() |
GalaticHorde:You're so Pathetic! To be pitied rather than humored. Even a nursery school pupil has a better mental capacity than you could ever munster. It's as if I am having an exchange with a toddler. Do yourself a favor and turn yourself into the nearest lunatic asylum you can find. Your mental deterioration is clearly getting worse by the day. When a primeval ape starts hallucinating about dogs, what can be done for it? No hope!! On the other hand, maybe these hallucinations are just symptoms of "evoluting" since that's a thing in your imaginary alternate universe. ![]() |
GalaticHorde:Oh please shut the hell up!!! You've exposed yourself as an intellectual Lilliputian that doesn't know the meaning of a simple word like resuscitate yet you want to deceive yourself by believing you are my peer in learning. You pulling a me? Lol , you make me laugh, you could never be in my league even if you combined all the intelligence of all your family tree past, present and future together. Just thinking of the kind of gene combinations that it would require to produce a degenerate sack of dogshit like you makes me wanna puke. You're obviously descended from a long line of anencephalic dolts hence you ended up as an obnoxious piece of shít. I don't blame you, just like an apple never falls far from the apple tree, you can't do better than the generation of dumbos you were born to. Accept my sympathies dunce, yours is a hopeless situation. |
GalaticHorde:What took me so long? The stench of putrefaction coming from your rotten brain was so suffocating that one had to take a break to catch some air in the real world with real humans. Nothing good can come out of spending all my time with an epitome of idiocy like you. And quit pretending you're laughing like a monkey just for the hell of it. Nah, that's your real nature Mr. Prehistoric ape. You can't do it any other way, a monkey's always gonna monkey around and that's what you are, a Monkey!! An antediluvian monkey at that. |
GalaticHorde:I don't know who you are trying to impress by throwing around words you don't know the meaning of but you need to quit trying while you have any shred of dignity left because you're making an absolute fool of yourself. I said I have no brain cells to kill reading your dung pile of an epistle and you think that's synonymous with the word "resuscitate"? I have said it before, having this amount of ignorance and delusions of grandeur combined in one individual is the perfect recipe for creating the monstrous, idiotic and worthless vermin you have become. Please keep a dictionary beside you to check the meaning of words that are far above your pay grade before you murder the English language with the grammatical blunders you are making here. |
GalaticHorde:He just told you "monkey projecting" and you proved him right by laughing like a mentally deranged black monkey . Which sane human being laughs like this Pathetic!!! |
GalaticHorde:Another convoluted junk epistle from Mr. Pathetic Homo ignoramus. I don't have any brain cells to kill today though so I'll throw this right in the trash bin where it belongs. You and your fellow plantation niggers should be extra careful when you go scavenging for food in the dustbins as you usually do, you may just run into this stinking pile of cow dung your brain just vomited. |
GalaticHorde:Lol, this pathetic ignoramus thinks himself a sage . Look at the empty headed knucklehead bereft of any knowledge making a fool of himself by presuming to educate me when he just posted one of the most ignorance filled post I have seen yet. Firstly mr. Pathetic dunce, backward evolution is a synonym of devolution and you can use both interchangeably. Secondly Mr. Homo Ignoramus (Your new scientific name ), evolution is not always forward as any biology expert will tell you, evolution is non directional, you are still parroting the outdated theory of orthorgenesis that has been severally disproved . Thirdly, there is no word like evoluted, it's evolved. I can now see why you're such an epitome of uselessness, the inevitable result of having this amount of ignorance and delusions of grandeur combined in one individual is what you epitomize. A cross between a zombie and an antiquated relic of prehistoric human species. Did I just read you saying that you will be happy if you died right now? Not just you dude, the whole world will be happy to be finally rid of a worthless vermin like you.
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GalaticHorde:Lol, This specimen of human waste has been reduced to speaking his slave nigger tongue because that's the only language the buffoon is fluent in. What can one do with this kind of hapless liberal zombie? He has been so dehumanized by his liberal masters that he is now evolving backwards. How else can one explain why the rest of human civilization is moving on to the latest forms of their various lingual developments while this wretched carcass of a homo erectus is speeding backwards to prehistoric times? At this point, you need to be hauled off to a lab ( you're no better than a lab specimen btw) to examine if this malady of yours is recent or if it was passed down to you by your forebears. This is important because at this rate of your reverse evolution, it's highly probable that either you or one of your offsprings could give birth to a real life dinosaur in the nearest future and you know what that means for the human race . At least, you'll be better remembered as the lab rat that saved the world rather than as the worthless buffoon of a nigger slave that never amounted to anything in life. |
GalaticHorde:I can't believe that this degenerate sack of filth has retrogressed to speaking the nigger slave lingua again . And here I was thinking you were making progress. Anyway, I have learnt never to underestimate the level of idiocy domiciled in plantation niggers so you don't surprise me one bit. Clean up a pig, dress him in Royal garb with gold ornaments and he will yet make his way back into the mud pit from which you extricated him. That's the miserable condition of the company of Irredeemable nincompoops you belong to. And quit that pathetic attempt you made at wisecracking, you sounded like an apprentice medieval clown. Take a seat and learn from the masters then maybe, just maybe in your next life you might have a chance at being smart because in this your present life? No hope!!! |
Kopfschmerzens:Lol , someone is in hyper tantrum throwing mode today. I only said happy new month to mayor kopsch and he's already triggered and firing on all cylinders . Like don't you have a city to run or what? The citizens of idiotville will be super disappointed that you abandoned your duties to come and trade banters on nairaland and in the middle of an epidemic outbreak at that. I firmly resist the temptation to be drawn into our famous, world shaking, epic nairaland duels . I don't want your blood on my hands, at least not today , so I'll still keep my sword in it's sheath and tamper Justice with mercy in the true character of the long line of nobles I descend from ![]() |
Kopfschmerzens:Crapzoid!! LMFAO!!!! Who have we here? If it's not the one and only mayor of idiotville!!! My long missed favourite liberal villain on nairaland. I am just happy that you are alive and well so I will sheate my sword today for old times sake and just say cheers and a happy new month to you. |
GalaticHorde:How heavy are those mental chains weighing on you? I'm almost filled with pity for your miserable conditions but anytime I remember you willingly chose to be bound by those mental chains, I feel like taking a 2 by 4 wood to your charcoal black backside. But I can already smell change in the air, at least you have stopped speaking the language of slave niggers, we're making progress . Mr. Galatichorde! Freedom calleth to thee!! Now is the time to emancipate your self from mental slavery and slave no more!!! |
GalaticHorde:More senseless yapping from the only self identified plantation nigger on the forum. I wondered who let plantation niggers loose on the forum without mentioning anyone's moniker. Everyone else ignored it because they probably don't self identify as plantation niggers but only one inglorious African monkey (That's you BTW) decided to self identify as one by coming to the defense of him and his fellow black liberal slaves. Look at this imbecilic neanderthal (no apologies ) he is even speaking the long abandoned language of nigger slaves, futher confirming that he is one. I am certain that his ass has been branded with the words "This nigger belongs to the liberal plantation and is not for sale, beware of fraudsters" . When you're ready to free yourself from liberal captivity, we the emancipators are here to help . Till then, slave on nigger!! |
CNN is fake News |
Turtle, don't keep it as a pet, release it back into it's natural habitat. They find it difficult surviving in captivity |
PremierGuy:Lol, Another liberal dumbo straight out of the liberal plantation. So an underlying cold war is now a reason to make anyone who does anything with Russia a traitor? So what will you say about Hillary Clinton who presented the Russians with her reset button? or Obama and his ' I will have more flexibility after the elections' statement to the Russians? You nairaland liberals are some of the most ignorant bunch of plantation niggers ever assembled. Now do Joe Biden and his son's billion dollars contract from the Chinese or are you also ignorant of the cold war between the US and China. By your crazy plantation nigger logic, Joe Biden, Obama and Hillary Clinton all committed Treasonable offences by associating with countries that engaged in underlying cold wars with the US. Arrant Nonsense!!! |
wirinet:You are beyond dishonest, you are plain dumb!!! So you read what you just posted and saw Trump saying he physically grabbed women by the pussy? You are no different from a Stark illiterate. If you can't read and understand then how different are you from people who can't read at all? Go back and read what you posted again, this time around do so using your brain and stop embarrassing all the English teachers that taught you in life. |
GalaticHorde:In your stupidity (no apologies) you have allowed yourself to be brainwashed into becoming a liberal zombie (No apologies either) I can't waste my time reading the nonsensical liberal drivel you vomited, I don't have any brain cells to kill. when I do, then I can spend time reading the rants of dimwitted liberal plantation niggers. And yeah, y'all are nothing but miserable liberal plantation niggers (no apologies) |
feedthenation:My dear, we also had a lot questions about Christine Blasey Ford's accusations against kavanaugh too. We shouted back then that it was important to give the accused the presumption of innocence until proven guilty but you liberals wouldn't listen, you kept shouting we must believe all women irrespective of the evidence provided. I can list 8 problems with Ford's accusations and her character just like you have done here but what would it matter if we are to apply your liberal standard of believe all women to it? I hope this will be a lesson to all liberals that opposition to Trump doesn't mean you should suspend the use of common sense. Next time you hear stupid slogans like we must believe all women, you should be smart enough to know that it's a wrong approach to this kinds of allegations. You can see how foolish all those who championed the slogan in 2018 are sounding now that their own candidate is the one accused. Even Biden himself said we must believe all women who make sexual assault allegations, little did he know it would come back to bite him in the ass. |
raumdeuter:Honestly the hypocrisy is on comedy levels. Conservatives were physically harassed, all for upholding due process with Kavanaugh. The same people who ruined lives and screamed “Believe All Women” now conveniently want due process. It was never about protecting women. It was only about preseving power. |
Congrats Boris |
And rightly so too |
raumdeuter:It's the usual liberals double standards. The saying goes that the only standards liberals have is double standards |
feedthenation:He was forced to do that, they threatened to go after his son if he doesn't plead guilty. That's the reason why he has filed to withdraw the guilty plea |
. Yeah, right in the middle of your butt crack, that's where the Patriot's boots are landing and it's gonna hurt sorely so I advise you to better get your butt hurt salve ready cos you gonna be needing it. Consider this a friendly warning 
still feeling superior are you? I will rather scar my flesh to save my soul than save most but the nether parts of my flesh to lose my soul and dignity like your forbears! That is one primary way to differentiate a man from a mangy mongrel like you 
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Pathetic!!!