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Crime › Re: Identity Of Man Who Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon Revealed by coluka: 6:09pm On Oct 20, 2017
So after voting in Buhari, This conehead afonja man wan leave us go? E no go happen!! He must be found. We're in this together. Nobody is going anywhere
Politics › Re: APC Shuts Down Onitsha With Their Mega Rally Today'! by coluka: 3:34pm On Oct 20, 2017
They are just wasting their time. Unless they rig the elections, there is no way that tout Tony Nwoye can win the elections
Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello Looks Cute In New Pictures by coluka: 3:26pm On Oct 20, 2017
Na Godwin o. More blessings for you boy
Celebrities › Re: Olamide,small Doctor,phyno,dj Enimoney Arrives London Ahead Of The Culture Tour by coluka: 10:38am On Oct 18, 2017
turner3:
Idiot...Go and return your mum's phone
Idiot, fvck off
Politics › Re: Parents Arrived Schools To Pick Their Wards In Omu-aran, Kwara State by coluka: 10:25am On Oct 18, 2017
The "intelligent" and "intellectual" Yoruba people have suddenly broken the world record for 100 metres monkey pox race. Funny people
Politics › Re: Pro-biafra Group Names Okonjo-iweala Us Ambassador by coluka: 10:06am On Oct 18, 2017
Ben onwuka, your madness don start again abi? I wonder why this lunatic's rubbish talk will be making news in this country. Someone who should cooling of in a mental asylum right now. Nonsense!!
Politics › Re: Justice Binta Nyako Threatens To Withdraw From Nnamdi Kanu’s Case by coluka: 8:34am On Oct 18, 2017
Let her withdraw she's of no use. Cowardly judge
Celebrities › Re: Olamide,small Doctor,phyno,dj Enimoney Arrives London Ahead Of The Culture Tour by coluka: 7:41am On Oct 18, 2017
The area boys have arrived.Wack lyrics noisemakers about to fall on innocent London people.
Culture › Re: Aare Ona Kakanfo: Tinubu Congratulates Gani Adams by coluka: 11:22pm On Oct 17, 2017
I heard in the old days, the Aare ona kakanfo is forced to commit suicide if his troops lose a battle. Na men wey get mind dey collect that kind title. If dem call my name for that kind title, the kind race wey I go tear ehn
Foreign Affairs › Re: "President Trump Is A Doctor With No Bedside Manners" by coluka: 10:24pm On Oct 17, 2017
Trump is a great man
Celebrities › Re: Davido's Dad Richer Than Dangote;30b?he Blames Son 4 Underestimating Him by coluka: 6:14pm On Oct 17, 2017
This frog voice is damn rich!!!
Politics › Re: Rochas Okorocha Denies Calling Omojuwa "Stupid", Says It's 'Photoshopped' by coluka: 6:07pm On Oct 17, 2017
I go come back for my comment later. I still dey run from army people and their monkey pox vaccine. "Monkey pox race I no go tire, Monkey pox race I no go tire, Monkey pox race I no go tire, I no go tire"
Family › Re: How To Convince Parents That Tribe Doesn't Matter In Marriage? by coluka: 5:20pm On Oct 17, 2017
tommynico:
You are more stupid my dear, but what did she really say?
You are more stupid for not knowing what she said before you jumped into the matter. Go and follow all the rubbish she has been writing about igbos from the front Page. I didn't want to respond to anything anyone writes here but that her particular comment I responded to annoyed me. I decided to give it back to her in kind. You're not the only ones who know how to insult other tribes. If you dish out the insults then you must be ready to receive insults back
Family › Re: How To Convince Parents That Tribe Doesn't Matter In Marriage? by coluka: 5:14pm On Oct 17, 2017
tommynico:
You are stupid for saying that, you do not even deserve reasoning for saying Yoruba men are irresponsible
You are the one who is stupid. Did you read what your useless Yoruba sister said about Igbo women that made me respond in that manner? You guys cannot just come here and insult igbos and expect us to just swallow the bullshit and keep quiet. Go and condemn your Yoruba sister for her comments first. I was only responding to her provocative remarks
Family › Re: How To Convince Parents That Tribe Doesn't Matter In Marriage? by coluka: 5:14pm On Oct 17, 2017
tommynico:
You are stupid for saying that, you do not even deserve reasoning for saying Yoruba men are irresponsible
You are the one who is stupid. Did you read what your useless Yoruba sister said about Igbo women that made me respond in that manner? You guys cannot just come here and insult igbos and expect us to just swallow the bullshit and keep quiet. Go and condemn your Yoruba sister for her comments first. I was only responding to her provocation
Family › Re: How To Convince Parents That Tribe Doesn't Matter In Marriage? by coluka: 5:04pm On Oct 17, 2017
Nazeren:
Haha yoruba girls aren't dirty. But better than igbo girls who are known to be sluts.
Who doesn't know that you people are the dirtiest and most promiscuous girls in the country? When it has almost become a tradition in Yoruba land for your girls to give birth to bastards in their father's house. You rarely find any family in Yoruba land that doesn't have a girl who was impregnated outside wedlock. The married ones are not any better, sleeping around with other lovers like dogs on heat. Useless people. Who will even think of marrying disgusting things like you? You're free to Go and meet your fellow irresponsible Yoruba men
Family › Re: How To Convince Parents That Tribe Doesn't Matter In Marriage? by coluka:
Nazeren:
Tribe matters to me. Can never marry an igbo shiit.
No Igbo person can ever marry an afonja idiot like you either
Politics › Re: 'You Cannot Withdraw Your Surety Until You Produce Kanu' - Judge Tells Abaribe by coluka: 3:35pm On Oct 17, 2017
BestieSome:
Oh! Really! No wonder they gave up on you. It's the Pig that was supposed to maintain the status quo not the government. Who is the riff raff challenging the consistituted authority? Those that supported him initially used him for politics and where are they now? Bloody fools!
You're making me laugh. Stop arguing about things you don't know. All parties to a matter including the government are expected to maintain the status quo if so ordered by the courts and not private citizens alone.
You can inquire about this from any lawyer you know. As for those they gave up on. Like I have reiterated often in this exchange, it is your parents and your entire family that has been given up on definitely not me
Politics › Re: 'You Cannot Withdraw Your Surety Until You Produce Kanu' - Judge Tells Abaribe by coluka: 3:30pm On Oct 17, 2017
BestieSome:
Is your foolishness hereditary? Were those not part of his bail conditions? Oga, your stupidity is personified!
You're the one who is foolish. You're just tying yourself up in legal knots. Let me break it down for you. If the military invasion was because he violated his Bail conditions then it was wrong because only the courts can determine that and revoke the bail if he is found to be in breach. The government can not resort to self help. If on the other hand, the invasion was for security breaches by Kanu, then the government is well within her rights to act to secure the country but the action of government automatically releases Kanu's sureties from the responsibility of producing him in court for the original matter. Whether the said security breaches also amount to a violation of his bail conditions or not. All the sureties need to prove is that the government for whatever reasons has taken actions that impeded their ability to provide Kanu in court which is quite easy to prove and they will be acquitted of any further responsibilities regarding kanu
Politics › Re: 'You Cannot Withdraw Your Surety Until You Produce Kanu' - Judge Tells Abaribe by coluka: 3:15pm On Oct 17, 2017
BestieSome:
Your rascality has just been confirmed. FG should wait until the next court appearance when your Pig was soliciting for arms, instituted BSS, ordered the pigs to start killing everyone on sight, and ultimately instituted a state in a state by declaring a state capital. I thought your brain would work with an auto reset but I'm sorry your life is beyond redemption.
Why are you shifting the goalpost? You said the army laid siege on kanu because he violated bail conditions and I took you up on that and now you are saying it was because of his soliciting for arms and institution of a BSS. Whatever the circumstances of that invasion, it is evident that it did occur and hence the status quo as at the time of the court's last adjournment has been overtaken by events. The sureties can not be held responsible for the intervening events that were orchestrated by the government(a party to the dispute) and which led to kanu's disappearance. As for someone's life being beyond redemption, I can assure you that it is your parent's and your entire family's lives that are beyond redemption not mine
Politics › Re: 'You Cannot Withdraw Your Surety Until You Produce Kanu' - Judge Tells Abaribe by coluka:
BestieSome:
It's now very evident that you and the rest of the icons think with your anus. You are guys are so deluded to the extent that your reasoning has a backward process. A simple question is did your chief pig flaunt any of bail conditions that led to the siege on him? Answer that with your fish brain and come back to engage me. Fo.ols! No wonder you are pigs
Look at this ignoramus. So if Kanu flouted the condition of his bail is it the duty of the army to go and enforce bail conditions? Goodness me!! Which medieval cave did this blockhead crawl out from? The logical process is to wait for his next court appearance which was to be today and revoke the bail. Dunderheaded fool!! It is your parents and entire family that are pigs
Politics › Re: Uniformed Men Led Us To Be Killed By Fulani Herdsmen - Plateau Attack Survivor by coluka: 2:22pm On Oct 17, 2017
ALOWONLE419:
WHAT IS THIS ONE SAYING
That u reason like a dummy. You made the most stupid post on the thread congrats
Politics › Re: Uniformed Men Led Us To Be Killed By Fulani Herdsmen - Plateau Attack Survivor by coluka: 2:16pm On Oct 17, 2017
ALOWONLE419:
STORY, ISLAM HAS COME TO STAY IN NIGERIA. IBO IF UNA LIKE MAKE UNA CARRY UNA PROPAGANDA GO AMERICA OR RUSSIA, BUHARI MUST COMPLETE HIS 8YEAR TENURE.
E be like say dem don sacrifice your brain give Ogun. Foolish idiot
Politics › Re: Pandemonium In Okitipupa LGA(ONDO STATE) by coluka: 1:34pm On Oct 17, 2017
Monkey pox race don reach okitipupa o. Chai!!!
Crime › Re: Barbaric: Thief’s Hand Chopped Off With A Meat Cleaver In Broad Daylight (photos by coluka: 1:23pm On Oct 17, 2017
Archaic bushmen
Politics › Re: 'You Cannot Withdraw Your Surety Until You Produce Kanu' - Judge Tells Abaribe by coluka: 1:00pm On Oct 17, 2017
AntiWailer:
What are you appealing ?

Appeal that some one on bail can run away ?

Is this intentional or just your innocent way of reasoning
What is my way of reasoning? You stood surety for someone then the other party in the case goes and attacks the person hence making it impossible for you to produce him and you are asking what are you appealing? Does the present ruling represent Justice being done or are you just allowing your bias to affect your judgment?
Politics › Re: 'You Cannot Withdraw Your Surety Until You Produce Kanu' - Judge Tells Abaribe by coluka: 12:37pm On Oct 17, 2017
All a contraption by a kangaroo judge nyako. Well we'll see how this rubbish ruling will hold up in the court of appeals and supreme court because it will surely be appealed
Crime › Re: Notorious Kidnappers Who Lure Kids With N50 And Sell Them For N10k Caught by coluka: 12:34pm On Oct 17, 2017
Neither Afonja or Igbo. This time it's a South south and a.boki collabo. Sorry tribal e warriors, nothing for you here
Politics › Re: Plateau Villagers Seeking Refuge Attacked And Killed by coluka: 6:13am On Oct 17, 2017
diadem10:
Which Christians are being killed? Did you actually think there are no muslims among those that were killed?

Fulani are going rampant as well as annexing people's lands for themselves, thanks to Buhari enabling them and you dare bring religion into this? Are the Jukuns in Tarabra Christians? Abegi. Don't let me insult you this night.
The jukuns in taraba are majority Christians. TY Danjuma is jukun, so is Rev. Jolly Nyame, Gov.Darius Ishyaku, late Danbaba Suntai, Sen. Emma Bwacha and they all Christians. Why do you think that Christians are always elected governor of Taraba? It's in Taraba north ( Mama Taraba's zone) that they have majority Muslims
Christianity Etc › Re: Man's Too Hot - Pastor Foluke Adeboye Gushes Over Her Husband Pastor E.A Adeboye by coluka: 6:06pm On Oct 16, 2017
KOPT55:
I've tried to imagine Daddu G.O receiving head from Foluke but the image is not forming. Somebody, please help.
Mouth Gig come o. Come and help this guy
Politics › Re: Plateau Villagers Seeking Refuge Attacked And Killed by coluka: 2:04pm On Oct 16, 2017
Funny thing is some of these people that were killed were among those celebrating the murder of innocent unarmed Biafrans in the south east. When will Christians in Nigeria stand with one voice to condemn the incessant killing of Christians in this country. When it happens to fellow Christians in the east or south south, you will see Northern and south west Christians celebrating the murder of their fellow Christians just because they are from another tribe. Christians in Nigeria are some of the most foolish Christians I've ever seen. The Buhari government with their Jan.jaweed army in collaboration with these Fulani herdsmen are sthealthly carrying out a jihad against Christians in this country and the same Christians especially those from The southwest are busy playing tribal politics and celebrating the murder of their fellow Christians. Why do you think the Buhari government is refusing to term these herdsmen as terrorists? The governor of Kaduna rather went to pay them some money. The same government is quick to declare unarmed Biafran agitators as terrorists but these armed murderous herdsmen are just mere criminals. Christians in this country can continue allowing themselves to be divided by tribe and politics while their enemies with one mind continue to wipe them out systematically.
Politics › Re: South African Reacts To A Statue Of Jacob Zuma In Imo, Nigeria by coluka: 10:35am On Oct 16, 2017
Mynd44:
I heard there are 6 statues there. Hopefully, Mugabe will get a spot.

Since we are being silly
And Kim jong un too

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