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PoliticsRe: Tompolo: Armed Youths Blow-up Pipeline, Oil Facilities In Delta by computermouse(m): 8:04pm On Jan 15, 2016
Seun, is their anyway, you can stop immature people from moderating politics section? Do you even ask how old your moderators are? - or you have given them so much power they have turned into dasuki* or better put are facts hidden from them? Or are they not in nigeria? Are you you encouraging militants supporters that have the destruction of nigeria at heart, and have given them the power to infiltrate our once peaceful place of abode? Please go and beg IICE to come back and moderate
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Babymama Saga: Anti-child Trafficking Body Reacts by computermouse(m):
This is what normally happens when a boy impregnates a lady* and when a lady prefers money - too much smoke! I doubt she even knew when she was sleeping with him! She was high cheesy and he was high...
PoliticsRe: Stop Running From Boko Haram – Buratai Warns Troops In Gulak, Gajigana by computermouse(m): 11:24am On Dec 03, 2015
the beauty of this is the nigerian army lead from the front-
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Went Naked Over Fuel Issue (picture) by computermouse(m): 2:33pm On May 27, 2015
He was thinking of entering the petrol tanker, to open the nozzle from inside so he can get fuel before it gets to the petrol station and he would have to queue- and that's the only way they can do it- NAYKED
PoliticsRe: Ambode Visits Oba Of Lagos, Akiolu (Photos) by computermouse(m): 4:53pm On Apr 14, 2015
Agbalanze:
ok oo...
Atleast nobody will be sent to the lagoons now... undecided
in my opinion he doesnt just have a right - he has the authority to determine whom leads his domain politically.
PoliticsRe: I Will Lead A War Against Apc Like Ojukwu-wike by computermouse(m): 3:16pm On Apr 09, 2015
Adefaze:
quoted wike speech on LIVE television
His ranting cheesy and also his a disgrace to the nation, a garage tout grin when i once said he was not fit to be a minister in this country amongst friends they felt i was joking* his on live Tv and is also talking, the amount of lives taken because of his ambition would speak against him...
if it he wins at all- which God would not allow, he would never be sworn in before God takes his life.
Who robbed Jonathan of the presidency? HIS IN COMPETENCE for not being able to jail people like WIKE!!! for financial crimes -and he has the audacity to talk? shame on him, Orubebe also tried to destroy nigeria and what happened his name and that of his generation has been tarnished by that singular act.
At least we know those terrorising River State* this is what happens when an armed robber and a street tout have power they destroy the innocent....
PoliticsGEJ And The Mess That They Are Covering - Understand The Dynamics Gej-jites by computermouse(op): 8:46am On Jan 26, 2015
its not something we should talk to much about, there is no smoke, without a fire- read for yourself whether is true or a lie the choice is yours.
http://www.newspunch.org/exclusive-700-million-raw-cash-found-in-petroleum-ministers-house-jonathan-covers-up-2/
PoliticsRe: APC Planning To Rig Election In North - Musiliu Obanikoro by computermouse(m): 12:15pm On Jan 22, 2015
Wahala90:
[color=#440000][size=13pt]Buhari inflicted so much injury on the Yorubas and now thieves like Tinubu want him for their selfish interests. True children of Oduduwa will never forgive you Buhari.

You cancelled former Lagos Governor Jakande's metroline with no good reason?
You jailed Tai Solarin and denied him his asthma drugs for campaigning against military dictatorship for democracy?
You raided and disrespected Yoruba's most respected father Papa Awolowo's house and seized his passport stopping from travelling
You jailed honest and highly respected Pa Adekunle Ajasin?
You jailed our son Fela Kuti in I984 for singing against the dictatorial tendencies of your government?
You stopped the Ooni of Ife (Oduduwa's most respected) from traveling abroad simply because he visited the holy land of Israel in 1984?
You jailed Beko Ransome Kuti who only demanded for the release of his brother?

Whoever is for you is against the Yorubas. Yorubas will never forgive you! #YorubasAgainstBuhari
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speak for yourself and not these people above they would have supported buhari now, if they see the extent to which corruption and stealing -openly is concerned....
PoliticsRe: APC Planning To Rig Election In North - Musiliu Obanikoro by computermouse(m): 11:37am On Jan 22, 2015
All i am interested in, is the auditing and then the arrest and jailing- of all these political thieves, i don't care whose head would also go, for signing documents which is the means, by which they steal from Nigeria.

All i want is for many of them to languish in jail, and be turned into gays, they are paid in millions and still they steal in millions, and come out and tell us, making a mess of our sensibilities that if we get their and don't steal we haven't achieved much in our lives.

They talk and we still listen.... and even put it in papers, and we listen to it on radio... the truth is fighting, and corruption and thieves in power are fighting and throwing everything they have back at gullible Nigerians.

Nigeria we hail thee.......
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria And Coded Employment Recruitment. by computermouse(m): 6:34am On Jan 05, 2015
Hayjaycity:
You have won an award of " Mad Man Of The Year 2015" go get your plaque in the Sambisa forest. Confused person
Do we really have to check for people that are mad- aja jati jati- awon eniyan so ro - aja se hello!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria And Coded Employment Recruitment. by computermouse(m): 6:09pm On Jan 04, 2015
Hayjaycity:
Arindin
Oponu- ode, omo ale jati jati- amuugbo - when slots are given to people because they know some people at any level of authority as against those that have been on the que-list for ages what do you call that- favouritism and what is favouritism- corruption.

Aja... A je gbe- bingo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria And Coded Employment Recruitment. by computermouse(m): 4:18pm On Jan 04, 2015
Hayjaycity:
It simply tells you to go and do the needful, and stop complaining.. That is d language Nigeria understands.. Do you think d limited available space can satisfy everyone?.... Do what your friend did, and be in d same shoe.. Walk your way to the top boy... It's everywhere.. Only those that are close to the ruling class gets this benefits.. What I will advice you to do is, just get close to this your friend and hang out with him, one day you will get your helper too, but if he seems selfish,just leave him and don't waste your time and look elsewhere.. But don't beef him o... Because your time too will come.. Just be hardworking, Nigeria na we own o...
This is the corruption that is not stealing jonathan was making reference to- this is outright stealing of someones else slot- because they know someone- up their* favoritism
BusinessRe: Muslim Body Alleges Jewish Symbol On New N100 Note by computermouse(m): 12:29pm On Dec 31, 2014
cheesy
olajide8:
I guess they normally listen the new N100 note
hahahaha cheesy
olajide8:
I guess they normally listen the new N100 note
hahahaha
PoliticsRe: Jonathan To Nigerians: Give Me Another Five Years To Transform Nigeria by computermouse(m): 8:31pm On Dec 28, 2014
Diaster in the making- he is begging nigerians - I thought he lorded fuel increment on us, and unrealistic policies on us, what of the lack of compassion for innocent lives lost in the north east- what of the soldiers, being wasted, the corruption in the MDA's and ministries- he decided to tell us we don't know anything about the economy- we are myopic and very forgiving, we would easily forget if he begs us- he decided to by N9.2m stoves, while or economy goes into regression, he decided that he must eat N1b naira rice and beans while graduates die in search of jobs, and when they do get jobs impossible targets are set for them- he made edwin clark and asari dokubo, take all of us for a ride, while Doyin okupe looks us in the face and lies to us, while or jaws remain dropped- as if we are point and kill fish- corruption is not stealing- he totally closed the door to normal reasoning, and has made a few close to him millionaires and billionaires at the expense of those of us working hard- he has made it a point that if you don't get a note from him or someone close to him you can't be employed or get government contracts even when they are published in the tenders liar journal - nonsense*
BusinessRe: Muslim Body Alleges Jewish Symbol On New N100 Note by computermouse(m): 10:35am On Nov 25, 2014
its high time we removed all religious and language inclined inscription on our naira notes enough is enough - oritsejafor/sultan or whose the nonsense islamic Professor, its time to take the back seat all God almighty would deal with all of you-
PoliticsRe: 1,700 Voter Cards Found In A Forest In Lagos (PHOTO) by computermouse(m): 10:27am On Nov 25, 2014
lies lies and more lies - PDP is losing it- a thief would do anything once he doesnt have to carry a gun in the night to steal - anything to stay in authority- let this election be done fair and square and then we would see- what concerns old voters card with PVC that hasnt been shared, is being hoarded by INEC* i thought they said the data centre at ikeja was the place! now its Badagry...
[b] YOU THE ENEMY OF NIGERIA - GOD ALMIGHTY WOULD NOT GIVE YOU PEACE*[b] especially you PDP cohorts, cheats, liars and theives-
PoliticsRe: "Yoruba Youths" To Endorse Jonathan On November 30, 2014 by computermouse(m):
woe betide you son of yoruba land that drums support for mediocrity- your generation and the your immediate family would suffer from all fronts -
have you decided to turn into igbo men that sell they birth right for a pot of porridge - you ishola wetin where do you come from and where is your family house? arson is still not a crime in nigeria, but it would be a curse to you and your family - oloshi person*
PoliticsRe: Buhari Declares For 2015 Presidential Race, Live On AIT. by computermouse(m): 4:00pm On Oct 15, 2014
naija2dabone:
The worst thing that can happen to Northern presidential aspirations in 2015 is for Buhari to be on the APC ballot.

On Friday, 23rd August, 1985, the military government of Major-General Mohammadu Buhari decided to place me under arrest. My crime was that I wrote, among others, an article entitled: “Counter-trading Nigeria’s Future” in the National Concord, exposing the government’s scam of diverting public funds into private coffers through barter-trade with Brazil. A man by the name of Benson Norman was sent from the State Security Services (SSS) to my office to get me. Not finding me, he left a note that I must present myself unfailingly at the SSS office at 15 Awolowo Road, Ikoyi Lagos the next Monday morning.

However, on Sunday, 25th August, 1985, Lateef Aminu came first thing in the morning to my house to inform me that the government of Buhari/Idiagbon had been overthrown. For this reason, I am fond of telling people that God brought about a change of government in Nigeria just because of me.

Coup-plotter

Under the Buhari/Idiagbon regime, once you ended up at 15 Awolowo Road, you may never be heard of again. Decree Number 2 of 1984 empowered Tunde Idiagbon to arrest and detain anybody indefinitely without trial and without legal reprieve. After Buhari was overthrown, Mohammadu Gambo opened the prison doors of 15 Awolowo Road on public television, revealing people in various stages of UnCloth and malnutrition that had been kept in the dungeons without trial by Buhari’s hound-dogs.

As self-imposed Head of State, Buhari had no regard for human rights. Immediately he seized power, he announced that he would “tamper with” the press. Soon, the infamous Decree Number 4 was promulgated which made even the publication of the truth a punishable offence. Under this cover, Buhari jailed innocent journalists, including Tunde Thompson and Nduka Irabo. He abolished civil liberties, promulgated retroactive decrees enabling him to kill Nigerians through jungle justice, proscribed civil society organizations and professional groups and exercised “absolute” power.

This same Buhari would now have us believe that he has gone through some metamorphosis and has become a democrat. I am sure you will forgive me if people like me don’t believe him. Buhari is not, has never been, and will never be, a democrat. Only in Nigeria would a man with his track record, who came to power through a military coup that illegally overthrew a democratic government, now be acclaimed as a democrat. It is on record that Buhari’s military regime is the only one in Nigeria’s history that failed to promulgate a program for return to civilian rule.

Facts and fiction

So what exactly qualifies Bihari as a democrat today? Precious little! There is nothing democratic about forming and joining political parties just in order to be the presidential candidate. Little wonder then that Buhari’s parties have a short shelf-life. Buhari would like to be Nigeria’s head of state once again. He can no longer achieve this through the barrel of a gun. The only route now open to him is through the democratic process. That is the reason why he now conveniently fashions himself as a democrat. It is merely a means to an end; no more, no less.

Buhari’s reputation as an anti-corruption crusader is also a myth. As head of state, he did not make any dent in Nigerian corruption. All we got was a cosmetic “war against indiscipline.” The counter-trade scam happened under his watch. Rather than deal with it, he sent his hound-dogs after nonentities like me who dared to expose it. That scam was no different, in scope and scale, from the petroleum subsidy and other corruption scandals that have since plagued Nigeria. The Petroleum Trust Fund (PTF) that Buhari headed under Abacha was also a citadel of corruption. While Buhari himself might not have enriched himself, his cronies and those who worked under him did so handsomely.

On three different occasions, Buhari has run for the presidency. On three different occasions he has failed. That should really be enough. If, as seems likely, he were to run for the presidency a fourth time in 2015, there is no question that he would fail yet again. Try as he might again and again, Mohammadu Buhari can never be President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Buhari’s sectarianism

There is a fundamental reason behind this. Buhari is a lousy politician. He is an unbending former military dictator and not a democratic consensus-builder. Like his new ally, Bola Tinubu, Buhari is a regional, sectional politician. Such politicians are practically impossible to package and market nationally in the ethnically-delicate Nigeria of today.

Former Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, Malam Nasir El’Rufai, one of those Northerners who deserve to be serious contenders for the presidency of Nigeria, observed that Buhari remains “perpetually unelectable” as a result of his “insensitivity to Nigeria’s diversity and his parochial focus.” This is an elegant way of saying that politically, Buhari has an uncanny tendency to put his foot in his mouth. He talks before thinking of the political implications of his words. He shoots from the hip.

The strength of Obasanjo, which enabled him to capture the presidency on two different occasions, was that he was perceived as a broadminded politician, not overly partial to his people in the South-West. As a matter of fact, in his first election, his people did not want him. The strength of Goodluck Jonathan, which propelled him to win the presidency, was that he was able to string together a coalition that stretched both north and south of the Niger. The weakness of Buhari is that he is totally unacceptable to people outside his region.

Buhari is a Northern regional champion. As head of state in the 1980’s, his government was unapologetically Northern. No attempt was made to balance the ticket at the top. It was the only regime in Nigeria’s history headed by two Northerners. When he seized power, Buhari put Shagari, the Northern head of state he overthrew, under house arrest. But then he jailed Alex Ekwueme, the Southern vice-president. You may well ask what makes Shagari less culpable for the misdeeds of the Second Republic than his number-two man. The simple fact was that Buhari was Fulani as was Shagari; but Ekwueme was Igbo.

Impolitic words

At the height of the Sharia debate during the Obasanjo administration, Buhari declared that Muslims should vote only for fellow Muslims. This was politically suicidal for a man seeking national office. He became an advocate for implementation of Sharia all over Nigeria. He protested to the Oyo State governor, in the context of a dispute between Fulani herdsmen and indigenous farmers in the state, that “your people are killing my people.” This turned out to be unfounded and perhaps the reverse.

His threats during the campaign for the 2011 elections incited widespread violence in the North after he lost. His supporters went on a rampage; looting and killing; in spite of the fact that, by all accounts, the elections were adjudged the most free and fair in the history of Nigeria’s current democratic experiment. By the time the mayhem had subsided, over 1000 people had been slaughtered in cold blood and some 65,000 displaced.

Forgetting that a statement made in Hausa would readily be translated into English, Buhari later declared unapologetically in a BBC interview: “If what happened in 2011 should again happen in 2015, by the grace of God, the dog and the baboon would all be soaked in blood.” These are the tokens of an irresponsible politician, whose ambitions for power supersede the national interest. Who then are the dogs and baboons that Buhari has in mind to soak in blood if and when he loses yet again come 2015? Are they his children or are they those of others?

With the Boko Haram insurgency in the north, Buhari played to the Northern gallery yet again, calling the Jonathan government “the biggest Boko Haram.” Wole Olaniyi was a fly in the wall at a meeting in Kano Government House designed to persuade PDP rebel governor, Rabiu Kwankwaso, to decamp to the APC. Assuming that only Northerners were present, Buhari declared the Boko Haram was a “strategic plan” by the government of Goodluck Jonathan to “destroy the North.” When Jonathan declared a state of emergency in Yobe, Borno and Adamawa states, Buhari still saw this with Northern goggles, insinuating that the President is waging war on the North.

President of the North

Without a doubt, Buhari has massive support in the North. Indeed, he is the most popular Northern politician in the North today. But that precisely remains his undoing at the centre. The more he has been identified as a Northern champion, the less attractive he has become as a national choice. Even in the North, his support base is limited to the Muslim population. He does not appeal to Northern Christians. Then there is the added factor of the opposition of his implacable opponents among the Northern elite. Men like Babangida and Atiku would rather die than allow Buhari get to Aso Rock.

One thing is certain, the South-South and the South-East will not vote for Buhari in 2015. Not only that; there are no buyers for Buhari’s sectarian politics in the South-West. No matter what Tinubu might be telling him, the people of the South-West will not vote for Buhari in 2015. We already had the template in 2011, when Buhari tried to sell himself, first by balancing his ticket with a Yoruba man; and then by making sure the Yoruba man is a Christian; a pastor no less. But it just did not wash. It will not work in 2015.

The worst thing that can happen to Northern presidential aspirations in 2015 is for Buhari to be on the APC ballot. That is a sure guarantee that the North will not be providing the next president. Buhari would be a shoo-in in an election for president of Northern Nigeria. But in an election encompassing the entire country, the best he can envisage is to be a kingmaker. He cannot be king. The nearest Buhari will get to Aso Rock in 2015 is by attending the Council of State meetings.
He who has clean hands should cast the first stone- it is so obvious, the fear of buhari or possibly a change from the norm is beclouding the op's judgment - simple don't vote for him, but when nigeria starts to move forward if he gets into power this write up would be used as a yardstick to judge you- maybe if another person like fashola or rochas or oshiomole decided to contest maybe we would look in that direction-
NYSCRe: Corps Member Allegedly Absconds With N2.3M Meant For 144 Corpers In Osun( Pix) by computermouse(m): 11:57am On Oct 15, 2014
How much is the money - a theif would always be a theif its in his blood - it has started manifesting 4 years and then for just a plautry 2.4m - arrante nonsense
PoliticsRe: Where Did We Go Wrong? by computermouse(m): 7:54pm On Oct 05, 2014
Akinife:
i understand bro. just hope all these entertainers going into politics will do us proud by practising exactly those good deeds they have been acting and also by bring the needed change and transformation that the Nigerian state and people truly deserves.
They can't - even if they profess to do so, they are in it for the business of profit- and consistency they need something more permanent- and they need money to flex, continue to live life large, people that change the world are not normally people you see on screen everyday or the red carpet wearing the latest design tops and pants- they are the conservative in house people, people that don't play 2 roles - the entertainers are just in it to see what they can rip out before they also become a paragraph in a novel- trust me, when you see a honest sincere person you would definitely know-
PoliticsRe: Where Did We Go Wrong? by computermouse(m): 9:06pm On Oct 03, 2014
Akinife: should we then allow these people to continue to rule and destroy our lives. ..thank God the youth are now living up their responsibility by coming into politics. God bless Nigeria
What do we then do? With the likes of Joseph Mbu (AIG) out of control- you try and protest- erhn he would have killed you before he starts to consider the implication or is it uncle Joe- who would set up a committee after another committee before your case is heard - in my submission, we have to change those in power as frequently as possible until we get that right person into office- which brings to bear this question, how can nigeria be changed is it from the masses or from the leaders- my submission from the top* because if you try it from the bottom heads will roll-
PoliticsRe: Where Did We Go Wrong? by computermouse(m): 2:54pm On Oct 03, 2014
In those days education was a privilege and only a few, that had it were put front by their communities, for these positions immediately after independence the few that studied outside Nigeria and had direct experience with colonial masters where chosen as the link between Nigeria and the then colonist masters. nowadays we have a lot of people that have been exposed, a lot of people that have travelled far and wide at even more tender ages- we have so many people that want to arrest power because they were not fortunate to arrest power because they did not belong to that class - pius anyims, the david marks, most of the old aged governors the list of them are endless
PoliticsRe: Atiku Presidential Declaration. Pictures by computermouse(m): 2:58pm On Sep 24, 2014
I love resilient people and his is one after my heart
Car TalkRe: At What Age Did U Start Driving And How Many Days It Took You To Be Perfect . by computermouse(m): 1:58pm On Aug 15, 2014
16 - mehn I had to forge my uncles drivers license it was on paper in those days- police use to arrest me around in those days, but after looking at me severally they would just shake their head and say all these children of big men* my papa no big sha! but moto plenty for house die in those days
RomanceRe: 5 Type Of Girls That Guys Should Avoid +Picture (Playa Guide) by computermouse(m): 3:21pm On Jul 25, 2014
SpaceGoat: When i was a young playa if i have seen this post it would have save me from 15 year of learning how to be playa but 15 years later now im a get girl god grin
along the line i learn you should avoid some type of girl whether you are playa or a long time relationship man . pleas avoid this category of girl
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1. Girls that do make up
as i playa i have see it all. see if you go to cub and pick a female girl up thinking she is tiwo savage and get home to see shes not tiwu savage after spending all your miney then you will learn to run fro this female girls angry
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Tiwu Savage

https://s14.postimg.org/opk60a6j1/tiwu_savage.jpg
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After Getting Home

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2. Black turn yellow girl aka light skin black
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playa ! stop looking at face , sto! 15 year experience as thought me to look female girls first on leg !! see scientis as found out female are the biggest lier with skin colour especially the light skin black angry .. Trick to know black turn yellow female girl is to look female girl first on the leg!! everybody takia of face but only true people takia of leg
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Face

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Leg

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See face before she light skin black

https://s30.postimg.org/dhrskt9kd/face_before.jpg

See leg before she light skin black

https://s28.postimg.org/w38i4s3mx/feet_before.jpg
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hmmm

3.Female girl that go to gym
hmmm . see my exporience with one + photo here . click here https://www.nairaland.com/1793010/broken-joystick-im-pains-picture
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4. Girl that their hair always coil
this expectional, for rich guy like me grin we can go forrit but for male guy playa who are not rich pleas run from this female girls ! see scientis as found female girl that fiz hair always go for more, scientis as also found the lowest original brazilian hair is in the range of 20k to 21k per strand , let do maths! 1 strand=20k , 200 strand = 1 coil , 500 coil in naira = shocked !!!

https://s15.postimg.org/5j6sajrdj/5aaa536472a4afb9_solange_preview.jpg
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4.Female girl that eat indomie everytime
pleas stop! for every playa that value it stomach like me pleas stay of this type of girls or else your food times-table will look like this
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Morning - indomie and plantain...
Afternoon- spagetti and juice....
Night- macaroney and garri angry

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5.Girls that say leave me o when you are wooing
This is the worstest of all ! playas pleas if the girl you are wooing ever say "leave me o" leave me o" leove me o" pleas do! scientis have found girls that say "leave me o" during wooing time will also say "leave me o" during night time shocked !!

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Tipocal leave me o girl
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Pleas Playa run from this female girls. tank
funny die
RomanceRe: Can You Date Someone You Can't Marry ? by computermouse(m): 3:17pm On Jul 25, 2014
Cecediva: I will like to bring this topic for discussion.

I hear some guys guys say I can date a lady but I can't marry her when is time for me to marry

OR

Some ladies say he's just good for dating when am ready for marriage I can't marry him.


So why date someone you can't marry for a long time?
I guess that's the reason why we date to check if that kind of person could arouse your interest somehow - or along the way


Your opinions please kiss
PoliticsRe: Asari Dokubo Reacts To Buhari's Attack by computermouse(m): 3:57pm On Jul 24, 2014
EliteYouth: Ex-Niger-Delta militant Asari Dokubo has shared his opinion on yesterday's attack on Gen. Buhari. He believes the former Head of State was attacked to cause calamity in Nigeria to push the military to take over from President Jonathan.
first time he would say something thinking firstly -but to conclude it he has a negative bias for northerners

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