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Phones / Re: Huawei P8MAX For Sale by confistified(m): 1:27pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
Abuheekmat:Done |
Phones / Re: Huawei P8MAX For Sale by confistified(m): 12:51pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
Price is #80,000 ... Negotiable Location: Benin City [SOLD 1 Like
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Phones / Huawei P8MAX For Sale by confistified(m): 12:50pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
Screen: 6.8inches Front Camera: 5mp Back Camera: 13mp(1080p) 3GB RAM 4360mAh Corning Gorilla Glass 3 Android 5.0.2/5.1.1 (Lollipop), upgradable to 6.0 (Marshmallow); EMUI Octa-core (4x2.2 GHz Cortex-A53 & 4x1.5 GHz Cortex-A53) Card slot: microSD, up to 64 GB (uses SIM 2 slot) Internal 64 GB, 3 GB RAM Bluetooth 4.0 |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland #10YearsChallenge: Upload Your Throwback Pictures Here by confistified(m): 10:07pm On Jan 14, 2019 |
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Travel / Re: A Nairalander Shares Overnight Beach Camping Experience At Enukunmi Eleko Beach by confistified(m): 5:43pm On Jan 06, 2019 |
My own is OP didn't u read the thread here on front page where it was said that full beards are reservior for harmful pathogens which can cause infections .... And u come dey pout up and down with dirty beards 5 Likes |
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Pictured With Cristiano Ronaldo by confistified(m): 11:47am On Jan 04, 2019 |
Evangkatsoulis:I also noticed that.... That's how they said courtious (Real Madrid GK) is 6' 6 |
Literature / Re: Confistified's Diaries by confistified(m): 12:11am On Jan 03, 2019 |
So he said we should wait(Tosin actually came to gist with us there because her house was close by).. While waiting I was just observing some Benin girls and guys(why is it that everyone must always come out during festive period in Benin? ).. After about 30mins of waiting he finally came in a Honda Element car with the music blasting loud... We(me and Kelvin) were all smiles.. We entered the car then bid Tosin farewell then we zoomed off.. We were 6 in d car(5 guys and one damsel like this.. I turned on my cool boy side )... We navigated to Playhouse okhoro and it was too crowded.. Me and Kelvin quickly did justice to the fried rice & chicken Saggy brought.. The girl said the place is too crowded and that she can't stay, that we should should take her to Filmhouse(I laughed in my mind that Filmhouse that my cousin took me to on Christmas day and it was also crowded ).. We talked her out of Filmhouse then one of us suggested S & T barracks... We got to the gate of the barracks and was stopped by an officer he looked inside and just said we should give them something for the new year... Saggy gave them #800 and we were let in(This is Nigeria)... On getting there Me, Saggy, Kelvin and Saggy's cousin went to set up the table and chairs while saggy's elder bro and the babe stayed behind taking pics .... And that was how the fun began... We ordered two barbecue for the four of us(2 to 1) and then one bottles each of Star and Orijin... Saggy's brother & his girl came and they ordered for Suya, Smirnoff, Hieneken and Chivita.. We ordered another bottle round then Saggy's junior brother came and he ordered for two more barbecue to be place on our table.... We devoured it and ordered for one more round of drinks to step down everything.... That's just 3 bottles each.. at the second bottle I was already tipsy... But I got to be a man u know... Saggy's elder brother left us and went to the car with his girl(probably )... The bill was taken care of by Saggy and his brothers then we left around 8:30pm... Good thing is that I didn't spend a dine.. not even for transport as Kelvin payed for that .. |
Crime / Re: Man Poisons His 3 Children In Bayelsa With Sniper. Gets Arrested by confistified(m): 9:33pm On Jan 02, 2019 |
The greatest scam statements in the history of Nigeria 1. I will make one naira equal to one dollar 2. Getting steady electricity is not rocket science 3. If you vote me, Boko Haram would be a thing of the past 4. I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody 5. I will jail corrupt politicians 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Health / Re: 'beard Gang Can Give You A Vaginal Infection' - Nigerian Doctor Claims by confistified(m): 9:30pm On Jan 02, 2019 |
Hmmmm so does it now mean that very soon Rekaado Banks would now be infecting girls vaginas? 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Programming / Re: Why Waste 4 Years On Computer Science In University? by confistified(m): 9:28pm On Jan 02, 2019 |
michicko:how far 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Confistified's Diaries by confistified(m): 9:22pm On Jan 02, 2019 |
Fast forward a colleague called that she and he(Tosin & Kelvin) wants to come charge in the ward since there was no light in the hostel... When they came they met us gisting so they plugged thier phones and we all started gisting .... The gist was so interesting that we stayed till almost 3pm when my closing time is 2pm... I had to cut the gist short and told them am leaving o... We all left, then we parted ways half way.... Then I remembered m y friend Saggy and our arrangement... I called him and he answered with his sleepy voice.... I told him I was coming o and that he should prepare... I also called Kelvin that I am going to saggy's side and he said he would follow me... I rushed down to d hostel, quickly took my bath then we left.... Got to Ring Road and made a call...Saggy said he was on his way but the story had changed he wants us to go to a place called Subway that he would come meet us there.... I was like I don't know there and he explained that he and his elder brother just left home that they are going to pick his elder brother's girlfriend so they'll meet us there.. We weren't comfortable with d new change in plans(mind u we were just outside chief Anthony enahoro complex at ring road under d hot sun ).. I called again and he said the plans has changed again and that we should go to Playhouse at okhoro... I was like nawa o we for just stay hostel dey sleep sef o... I called again that we can't go there before Benin police label us as Yahoo boys or cultists. |
Literature / Re: Confistified's Diaries by confistified(m): 8:54pm On Jan 02, 2019 |
Next a female nurse from A & E trauma saw me and was like shey youu are coming to duty now... She took me to the nurses station and started reporting to her chief that I have been coming for duty since being posted to d POP section but the students posted to A & E have refused to show up and that something must be done... In my mind I was like "Work wan kill u,so u dey find person pikin to finish" .... I hurriedly left her sha and went to the office before they come use me work .... On getting to the office one guy walked in and was like he is from one savan organization like this and brought us food(leaf white rice with two assorted meats in particular)... Me I jejely went to buy coke coupled with the slice bread I brought from the hostel and helped my GIT.... Not too long after that, another patient relative again came to plead with us to help her adjust the traction done for her mum... I hurriedly did it and ran back to the office... Yet again another patient relative ... His mum had an open fracture on both legs(from d accident scene)... We were to set an above the knee POP slab on both legs for her but the doctors wanted the wound dressed first... And that was how the A & E nurse set me up... There was no available trolley so I had to carry the dressing pack while he was dressing the wound with bandages and a plaster in my uniform pocket... Blood everywhere .... After my hand have been severely dealt with, I still had to assist with the POP slab procedure(that was after the consultant had finished schooling the Reg and house officer on examination of the patient and stuffs like that)... Gosh carrying the limb ... My waist was feeling it... The elderly woman kept shouting at the plaster technician like we were not even trying to help her.... We successfully did that and then consultant came again and asked me to go and look for empty cartons from d pharmacy department so I would use it to elevate her legs to reduce her pains... I was like "why only me"(maybe it's because he knew I was a student Nurse).... After all that then God sent a helper... Another Consultant and Plaster technician came in then we all started gisting in the office (ranging from Church,to elections, to the accident dat happened). |
Literature / Confistified's Diaries by confistified(m): 7:32pm On Jan 02, 2019 |
January 1st 2019 Woke up late around past 9am.. hurriedly rushed to work after the morning exercise,bathing/brushing....... Got there(Accident and Emergency Trauma) around past 10am and met an inflow of patients with their relatives from an accident scene which happened at S & T barracks Benin city.. leaving one woman dead and several others with complicated fractures.... And they where just coming from crossover night .... If only she knew today was her last day on earth ... The little girl kept shouting mummy mummy.. I want to see my mum ...... Thanking God for life Went into the office and met my Superior officer Mr Bright.... He was like why I am just coming? ... I told him that I woke up late due to the cross over night and all, then he said ok no problem.... "Guy man nor dey give guy man wahala" .... Quickly went to charge my mifi device so I could Instagram a bit... Then patients started bombarding us with needs.... An 80+ year old granny who was involved in the accident needed an above elbow P.O.P cast done for colles fracture.... She seemed lifeless when we were carrying out the procedure.... I was mostly watching thou ..... Turns out the doctor wants a CT scan done for her because they suspect head injury ... Oh my! |
Travel / Re: Nigerian Nurses And Midwives With The Dream Of Working Abroad Let's Meet Here. by confistified(m): 8:02pm On Dec 28, 2018 |
barbiee:please am still waiting for your reply... Thanks |
Politics / Re: Shehu Shagari Is Dead. Former President Dies At 93 by confistified(m): 7:45pm On Dec 28, 2018 |
RIP sir 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Ex-president Shehu Shagari Is Dead by confistified(m): 7:44pm On Dec 28, 2018 |
Rip sir |
Travel / Re: Nigerian Nurses And Midwives With The Dream Of Working Abroad Let's Meet Here. by confistified(m): 10:06pm On Dec 27, 2018 |
barbiee:please I sent you a mail please kindly reply.... I'm a student nurse and need expert advice thanks 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Medical Marvels? Woman 'aged 65 Gives Birth To Her Second Child In India' by confistified(m): 10:01pm On Dec 26, 2018 |
Wow 65 and still getting it well .... Congrats to the new mum |
Sports / Re: Jesse Lingard Trolls Cristiano Ronaldo On Instagram (Photos) by confistified(m): 11:26pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
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Travel / Re: £200million Superyacht That Turns Invisible To Anyone More Than 50 Metres Away by confistified(m): 11:06pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Dancing With Kathryn Mayorga, His Rape Accuser by confistified(m): 10:44pm On Oct 02, 2018 |
Lols let's assume this is true sef the highest they can do is to ban him from entering USA.. Abi dey wan go arrest am for Italy ni after juve don pay $100 million 23 Likes 2 Shares
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Sports / Re: Neymar And Girlfriend, Bruna Marquezine At Paris Fashion Week (PICTURES) by confistified(m): 7:08pm On Sep 28, 2018 |
The way this guy is going down he would soon discover oil Shey he tot Messi was covering his glory ... All these guys (Neymar and Bale) tot it's easy to just outshine their bosses.... I guess Neymar,'s best song now would be "if I could turn back the hands of time" 14 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Rosy Meurer Goes Braless At The 'Merry Men' Premiere by confistified(m): 5:03pm On Sep 28, 2018 |
Airforce01:Eranko 49 Likes 3 Shares
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Crime / Re: Lady Who Dumped Her Newborn Baby In Delta Market, Reunites With Her. Pics by confistified(m): 3:22pm On Sep 28, 2018 |
This is Nigeria |
Politics / Re: Osun Streets Devoid Of Celebration Despite Oyetola’s Victory by confistified(m): 2:39pm On Sep 28, 2018 |
APC would say d lack of celebration was due to the NLC strike temporarily forgetting that they are the cause of the strike 137 Likes 9 Shares |
Politics / Re: Oyetola's Acceptance Speech As Osun Governor-elect by confistified(m): 10:20am On Sep 28, 2018 |
PDP is gradually losing states in the west... Seems APC has done their homework 8 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Reveals Paul Adefarasin Is Behind His Boycott From MC Jobs by confistified(m): 11:41am On Sep 27, 2018 |
Freeze has been frozen 8 Likes |
Politics / Re: Osun Rerun: PDP Determined, Undeterred To Make Adeleke Governor – Saraki by confistified(m): 10:50am On Sep 27, 2018 |
Nigerian Politicians are all the same be it PDP or APC..... When one looses election in this party he decamps to another and yet some people would still be hailing them.... Let's face the fact all of them both APC and PDP are just there for personal gains and even the person who wants to work would be forstrated by others or the "cabal" ..... I wonder how people would be praising buhari when it's so obvious he has failed and I still wonder how people now look up to Saraki or Atiku to be our saviour ...... Nigeria we have to wake up o these people are using us to play X and O and we are here applauding them 10 Likes 1 Share
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Romance / Re: Car Dealer Exposes Slay Queen Who Is Ready To Offer Him Sex For ₦12M Naira Car by confistified(m): 9:05am On Sep 27, 2018 |
The girl must be mad .... Even if he wants to be paying #5,000 everyday for sex it would still take him approximately 7 years to exhaust #12,000,000 ...... Or does her pussy bring money 102 Likes 5 Shares |
Politics / Re: AG Dangote Completes Apapa-wharf Concrete Road, by confistified(m): 4:13pm On Sep 26, 2018 |
Well-done MR Fashola for signing a good deal.... I feel this road should be demacated, trailers should have their own lane and maintenance should be routine.... God bless Nigeria 52 Likes 1 Share |
Events / Re: Bride's Boobs Pop Out On Her Wedding Day (Photo) by confistified(m): 8:53am On Sep 26, 2018 |
This is what happens when you marry a retired Strumpet 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Osun Rerun: Fayemi Leads APC Chieftains To Omisore’s Residence. Photo by confistified(m): 5:10pm On Sep 25, 2018 |
It all comes down to the highest bidder.... These politicians know themselves 4 Likes |
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