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Screenshot showing 2015...

Electric pole fall on op head

I weak

skimmy005:
what if I tell u, u are wrong,

'' what if I told you

Take note

Olympus has fallen

Wtf did I just read

What's the use of ugly patterns when the phone can be flashed if stolen..

This is what yorubas call KARAMO

Beans frying on spot

I'm coming

Because right or left hand is permanent but girlfriends are temporary

It's like 3rd word war is kicking of here.. Douglas road has been blocked since morning and everybody walking through has to raise their hands up... I did that this morning. Soldiers slap fit reduce 10 years from person age.. I am going..

Damn

Jesus

CyberGypsy:
No one will believe I use a ZteU809 phone .. with low RAM/ROM .. it runs on v. 4.2.2..

yeah I know .. the phone isn't worth the hyping ! but you should see what I turned it into.

if you need help on how you could do
yours.. follow the thread and anticipate .

Bro how abeg

AutoJoshNG:
While many people look at their vehicles as ways of getting from point A to point B and on weekends, point C, there are those that see their cars as part of their personality and identity. For them, there is nothing in the world so precious as their four-wheeled mistress (or the gender-appropriate equivalent of mistress for females). While some people teeter on the verge of obsessive and unhealthy with their love for their vehicle, it is the world we live in and “he/she who dies with the most shiny things is declared the winner upon reaching the pearly gates”.

That’s listed as number one in the rule book. While economy class cars are getting nicer, more comfortable and roomier by the year, they still don’t offer a substitute in terms of power or luxury, when compared to vehicles from dedicated luxury brands. Sure, a Ferrari or Lamborghini goes fast, but if your goal is to get somewhere in as much style and comfort as possible, a sports/super car isn’t the way to go.

Cadillac, Lincoln, Lexus, BMW and Audi are great bets (not the first two if you live in a cold climate mind you), but there is something about Mercedes-Benz products. They are synonymous with being able to provide luxury and comfort with an engine that can last a long time, plain and simple.

Along with being great cars today, there are some Mercedes-Benz models that are among the rarest and most sought-after vehicles out there. Here is our list of the most expensive and valuable cars from this make.

10. C112 Concept, Vision SLR Concept, AMG Vision GT Concept – $3 Million (N1.1billion)

The C112 Concept was the masterpiece creation of Mercedes-Benz in the early 90s. It bares some notable aesthetic similarities to the McLaren F1 supercar which was revealed shortly thereafter. It never entered full production, despite there being some significant demand and potential buyers. The 6L V12 produced a bit over 400 horsepower with a top speed of over 190 MPH.

https://autojosh.com/10-crazily-expensive-mercedes-benz-cars-youve-never-seen/

http://www.autosportsart.com/10-most-expensive-mercedes-benz-cars-of-all-time

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Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy
Seun

Please help me differentiate between
Lexus rx 330
Lexus rx 350 and
Lexus rx 400

I'm finding it hard to differentiate

Imo this days ehn

We'll take note

jaksmillioniar:
thurnda fire u neva u talk shit about amara

Ass licker.. Wehdone sir

mbeto:
1.THE COURSE YOU STUDIED IS NOT RELEVANT IN NIGERIA: The course you study has a big role to play on how quick you can get a job after graduation. To be very candid, some courses can not be practicalized here in Nigeria. Courses that are not practicalized in Nigeria will not only reduce your likelihood of having a job, but it will also reduce the likelihood of you employing your self. Hardly will you find a graduate of Architecture or Land surveying or other courses that are easily practicalised in the country complaining of unemployment because they start making money from when they were students.


2.YOU DON’T HAVE A SKILL: It is very true that the number of the unemployed graduates is alarmingly on the high side and it is just very few of them that are employable. Most of our graduates are not vested with the practical applications of their subject matter. They only study to pass exam. To stand a chance of being employed quickly, then you have to acquire a skill that is relevant to the course you studied in school. If, you should consider being self employed, then you should also acquire a skill by going for skills acquisition training.
3.YOUR PARENTS/RELATIVES ARE NOT CONNECTED: It is an incontrovertible fact that in Nigeria of today, employment into the federal, state, local government and multi-national companies’ jobs is strictly on man-no-man levels. You have to be connected in order to be employed into these parastatals. If you are not connected, then you are done for! Do you know that there are undergraduates who are assured of jobs even when they are still in School? Their parents, uncles, aunties cousins, etc who are connected usually go a long way in reserving job opportunities for these ones at the expense of their peers who are not connected. If you are still unemployed after graduation, then you are likely to fall into this group.
4.YOU DON’T HAVE A NETWORK: Networking is very good in all aspects of life your life growth as it connects the unconnected ones to people that can help them. If you are unemployed , then you have to consider improving your networks. Try and establish connections with your former school mates, join secular groups, socialize with people in your church or mosque, relate well with your family friends, register in professional bodies relevant to your field, etc. There you are likely to meet and get connected people who can recommend you


5.YOU DON’T KNOW YOUR SUBJECT MATTER: If you remain unemployed years after graduation, then it is likely that you are not very good in your subject matter. The Nigerian labour market is very competitive, so you must to know your subject matter inside out. Consider the fact that Private and state owned universities are now competing on having the highest number of first class graduates. This is also applicable to graduates who schooled outside the country. They easily make first class overseas. These and more have created much competition in the labour market in Nigeria. You can only contend with a first class graduate or an overseas graduate through your intellectual prowess by knowing your subject matter inside out!
6.YOU ARE NOT A PROBLEM SOLVER: People earn a living by solving other people’s problems. To be employed, you have to be able to solve other people’s problem. I know many graduates who are very rich by simply solving other people’s problems by going into areas like Home tutoring services, blogging, counselling services, internet services, events management and decorations, etc. You can only solve people’s problems by offering services or by selling a product that meets their needs. This will in turn earn you a good pay. Look around you and think about the problems of others, if you are able to identify their problems, then you can think of acquiring a skill that would enable you to solve such problems.
Read further on http://www.9jadome.info/2017/07/bitter-but-true-why-you-are-still.html

Number 4 is imminent if you use glo network

Lemme coman b going..

deepwater:
CMS under bridge is an ordained temple for hemp smokers, nothing can be done about it. Broad day light kushing, non stop!
Another safe haven for hemp guys na alaba rago market, as in the whole stretch of the market from the bustop to international junction, just light up whatever pleases your mind and drag on it, nobody fit do you anything for there.

More suprising is the sacred spot at mile 2 ontop bridge facing apapa, just after the mobile police post, right between the service lane and expressway, those guys own too dey different, they even put plastic chairs there, smoking and always eating yam porridge. Police no fit cough, them never born dem well

Reason is simple, the law enforcement guys too dey weed steady...

What ever you do, don't smoke weed in shitta, you might never regain your sanity

Meaning of shitta please

Ain't seeing shit5

Buharison:
There was this indecent thread that was trending on romance section yesterday, I want to use this medium to say thank you, If they don't like your action, they can go and post it on another forum, Threads like that are tarnishing the image of nairaland, once again sa thank you very much
Nairaland must grow and go back to its glory days
God bless nairaland and it's inhabitants
God bless Nigeria
God bless mr seun osewa

This one is a bastard, hypocrite.

Someone cannot scratch in peace again

Dumbfounded

Beans frying is allowed

flying coffin

Afrawood ko, afra tree ni

Imo Ehhh...

Dash it out..

Yeye