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TravelRe: 15 Things Nigerians Miss While Living Abroad by constance500: 5:32pm On Aug 05, 2014
Home sweet home.. Op u haven't mentioned agege bread with ewa ganyin grin
FashionRe: Davido Vs Wizkid Vs Olamide All Rocking Simple Native Attire — Who Do You Think by constance500: 5:27pm On Aug 05, 2014
Wizzy first.. Badoo second.. Davidoaf third with that school sandal of his grin
RomanceRe: Hilarious: Two Sisters Fighting Over Boyfriend At Busy Junction (pix) by constance500: 5:10pm On Aug 05, 2014
Xeep: I love your green asss
See the real pix

PoliticsRe: This Is Madness!! Is Tonto Dike Not Afraid Of Ebola Virus? (photo) by constance500: 5:04pm On Aug 05, 2014
And them neva use her do experiment.. grin incase
PhonesRe: Etisalat Rewarded me 2gb twice For This Hint by constance500: 4:34pm On Aug 05, 2014
phair: even this plans above, if not that it was confirmed legal, I would have done ma possible best to STOP IT.
say whatever u like!
Op.. Na pig go chop your mouth.. Fool huh
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage And Don Jazzy Spotted In Washington DC-Photos by constance500: 8:19pm On Aug 04, 2014
See her skirt.. grin

Sweep Washington clean grin
Jokes EtcMy In-laws And I.. (comedy) by constance500(op): 8:16pm On Aug 04, 2014
My fiancé and I had been courting for 4 years now so we decided and picked a date for our introduction and engagement.

Whe agreed to a date..

Few weeks later, my fiancé and I went visiting her parents.. I was seated facing her sexy younger sister.. She kept staring at me, performing all sorts of miracles and I couldn't help it.. So I just pretended as If I didn't noticed her.. Though I did noticed her.

Later on, I and my fiancé left heading to our different locations..

On this faithful day., my fiancé's sexy younger sister called my phone telling me she needed help.. So I went down there, on getting there, she was the only one at home.. She welcomed me warmly , seated beside me.. She whispered to me "I know u wanted it, we are alone now. Come get me", I stood up staring at her as she headed towards the stairs.. I stood there looking like a confused ape. I turned back and headed towards the door only to meet my in-laws and my wife standing outside.. My in-law held me tight to him with tears dripping from his eyes, he said to me "my son, I couldn't help it, I want a faithful and a trustworthy husband for my daughter and here you are. I was surprised cos I was actually heading to my car to get my CON-DOM .. grin grin

Notes.: for the guys (always keep your CON-DOM in your cars grin
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy Has Moved To The Dark Side Of Life-see Photo by constance500: 10:49am On Aug 04, 2014
This one is strong.. lipsrsealed
HealthRe: US Ebola Patient 'seems To Be Improving': CDC Chief by constance500: 10:45am On Aug 04, 2014
All is well.. Even in the well
FashionRe: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by constance500: 10:34am On Aug 04, 2014
Now lemme read it
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Named “the Fittest Man Alive (photos) by constance500: 8:22am On Aug 04, 2014
spays: When they neva see us why dey go give am
grin
RomanceRe: I Love You: 15 Ways Guys Say It Without Saying It by constance500: 10:04pm On Aug 03, 2014
iswallker: Learn to use simple vocabulary..you reach more people that way..
So what are you trying to tell me.. I neva understand
RomanceRe: See What A Girl From '2go' Did To Me...really Shocks Me! by constance500: 9:37pm On Aug 03, 2014
Observing

TravelRe: Why Is Philippinos The Preferred Choice Of Employers Of Labours In Qatar? by constance500: 3:37pm On Aug 03, 2014
Cos they can cry out their eyeballs when sacked.. Unlike Nigerians..
CelebritiesRe: Justin Bieber PUNCHED In The FACE By Orlando Bloom by constance500: 3:04pm On Aug 03, 2014
Now make I read am
RomanceRe: . by constance500: 2:03pm On Aug 03, 2014
ITbomb: Big question for the guys.

For a less than 2 months relationship, can you sleep on the same bed with a naked girl one full night and nothing happens?
Impossible The rest will be history
Jokes EtcRe: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by constance500: 1:57pm On Aug 03, 2014
Nessa12: Mine is.
Big Stupid Retarded Bufoon
From your boyfriend shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Can U Slap Your MUM 4 $600million? by constance500: 1:56pm On Aug 03, 2014
Sure.. After all.. Na both of us go spend the money.

Na that kind slap Yoruba people dey call ( igbaju oriire) grin
PhonesRe: I Need 2GB Mtn Data 30days For N1500 by constance500: 12:07pm On Aug 03, 2014
Joel3: it doesnt work anymore...
It still works.. Cos I just subscribe on Friday
RomanceRe: I Love You: 15 Ways Guys Say It Without Saying It by constance500: 8:45pm On Aug 02, 2014
temigracie: ...its not always abt ur money.....we need more dan dat
Elucidate please..
PhonesRe: I Need 2GB Mtn Data 30days For N1500 by constance500: 8:09pm On Aug 02, 2014
Joel3: anyone here selling for 1500 2GB mtn?

30 days only.
Wat about airtel 1500naira for 4GB 60days
CareerRe: Edo Girl Dies Of Electrocution From Electric Love Machine by constance500: 9:31pm On Aug 01, 2014
wheesin: chai..see story...*dials phone* hello wale,wats d next super story episode undecided
Fast lane to hell grin
ComputersRe: Help On My Acer Aspire Loptop by constance500: 11:25am On Jul 27, 2014
duality: Ok how do I down grade na?
Get a Windows 7 setup
AutosRe: Coscharis-ford Search For Nigeria’s Toughest Driver by constance500: 5:34pm On Jul 22, 2014
I'll go... I love raving movies /games.. Eg.. The fast and the furious.. Supercross.. Torque.. Highway men..
Death race.. Etc

I'd love to kiss
ComputersRe: Help On My Acer Aspire Loptop by constance500: 5:27pm On Jul 22, 2014
duality: My Acer Aspire V5 Mini Laptop, with windows 8 is very slow and some times hangs. I want to add 2g RAM to the existing 2g RAM.

Pls kindly advise on this its actually AMD processor.

and where can I buy RAM in Lagos and price.

Thanks
Downgrade it back to Windows 7 immediately.. Windows 8 is too powerful for 1gig ram or 2
PhonesRe: Who Likes The New UI Of Whatsapp? by constance500: 5:16pm On Jul 22, 2014
Yazmin: Tap and hold the microphone icon on a contact chat and shout : UPDATE!!!!!
You would see wonders....
P.S: Dont shout too much or else it would update to 2016 UI...

Peace!!!!
U wicked o grin
RomanceRe: ..6. 3. 4 by constance500: 8:55pm On Jul 19, 2014
Dorrobucci: My babe just called me now and told me she's pregnant. Guys please what should i do, i don't want to be a father now. **crying**
h

I smell conspiracy here..


She told u to stop using protection.. Agreed but y.. Who knows maybe she has been knacked akpako somewhere else wey Dem oil her boris well.. Goodluck Bro.. The rest suppose dey flow for your mind now...



My 2 kobo
RomanceRe: Love At First Sight! Pls Help,am In Trouble by constance500: 10:45am On Jul 19, 2014
Verified one chance grin

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