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Crime › Re: LASTMA Official Stabbed With Bottle By Danfo Driver (Disturbing Photos) by consultancy: 1:56pm On Apr 26, 2018*

they can all die for all i care, cos if these LASTMA guys handle u in lagos u would wish it were the police dat even caught u. reminds me of december 2016, was about to make a u-turn at oshodi and head towards ikeja. i stopped and asked d lastma guys der, about 4 of dem, "please hope i can make a u-turn here?" one answered in the affirmative while d oda 3 rushed at me and were tryin to force d car door open. shuoooo. "wetin happen" huh

they sed my wife wasn't on her seat belt. i turned and look at her and damn! truly she was not on her seat belt. i was devastated because i know say 5k must comot for pocket dat minute. Guess luck was on my side that day, next tin i heard was wifeee sayin, "why will a pregnant woman wear seat belt, do you want to kill my baby?" like magic, these lastma guys apologized and retreated. i was like wow, "babe u are a genius, u saved d day"

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Politics › Re: Ojeligbo Ayika Shares Photos Of Guns, To Attack Nigerian Politicians by consultancy: 1:37am On Apr 26, 2018

another Dino Treatment awaits you my nigga

Celebrities › Re: "Give Me A Wife Like CeeC, Oh God" - Man Prays Fervently by consultancy: 6:32pm On Apr 25, 2018

Dpussyhunter:
only you think she's a môrôn, only you think she's an attention seeker, only you still think she's a peacock................

yet only you still qeally admire her and only you pray you have a wife like her

no offence but oga why are you confused

i think he referred to the guy who made those comments about wanting CEEcee, not to ceecee herself

Phones › Re: How Can I By Pass The Wifi Set Up When Device Is Booting After A Factory Reset?? by consultancy: 9:49am On Apr 21, 2018

shakyum:
I can't even see the screenshots taken. The phone is unable to pass that stage, the phone must pass the stage before I will b able to access my gallery

u can snap wit anoda fone n send

Autos › Re: SOLD!!! Regd Toyota Camry Big Daddy Black @690k by consultancy: 3:21am On Apr 21, 2018

Timagex:
This car needs rest ....Jesus!!!

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Phones › Re: How Can I By Pass The Wifi Set Up When Device Is Booting After A Factory Reset?? by consultancy: 3:09am On Apr 21, 2018

if u can post a screenshot of the wifi page, den we could knw how to proceed from there

TV/Movies › Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by consultancy: 11:33am On Apr 20, 2018

ladyprosper:
You can watch it on instagram....olorisupergirl streams it live

thanks better person

TV/Movies › Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by consultancy: 9:20am On Apr 20, 2018

Pls is there a link to livestream the BBN grand finale on sunday? i do not have access to a tv set at my current location in the woods..would appreciate a link to watch it live online. thanks guys

Romance › Re: 2 Nigerian Facebook Slay Queens Fight Dirty Over Rich Guy, He Reacts by consultancy: 9:05am On Apr 19, 2018

All these local girls and their drama. mumu level

Crime › Re: South African Policeman Caught Planting A Gun In A Nigerian Man's Car (video) by consultancy: 2:17pm On Apr 18, 2018

fuckpro:
...guy no action would be taken ...the policeman is zulu they own the country

i still insist they should have registered a report at the police headquarters. even if not for anytin, to prevent such subsequent frame ups from occurring

Properties › Re: Aloysius Ikegwuonu (bishop) Builds Home For The Disabled - Pics by consultancy: 11:14am On Apr 18, 2018

this is just one man doing his own little thing and its touching hundreds and millions of lives. imagine if the churches we have in the country take it upon themselves to carry out charity works like these in their various communities, Nigeria would have been a better place for us and our kids unborn. More power to ur elbow Sir

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Crime › Re: South African Policeman Caught Planting A Gun In A Nigerian Man's Car (video) by consultancy: 11:00am On Apr 18, 2018

i must say i am disappointed at the way my brothers handled this issue with kid gloves. this is a very serious matter and should have been reported to the police headquarters with that video as evidence. instead they casually talk with him while even making him see them as friends and brothers. if he had not been caught in the act, i wonder what their situation would have been now, maybe they would even have been dead

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Politics › Re: 'Bishop' Aloysius Ikegwuonu Builds Road With Streetlight, Bridge And Drainage by consultancy: 10:20am On Apr 18, 2018

Queenlovely:
YOU NO GET SENSE. EVERY BISHOP WAS ONCE A PRIEST.

the more they slay, the dumber they get. just luk how u have disgraced urself. a simple sentence u are too dense to understand. Sorry for ur likes, queenlove ko, queen hate ni

Family › Re: My Marriage Is Being Tested. I Need Your Advice by consultancy: 1:38am On Apr 18, 2018

lets all stop being sentimental and judgemental here. my man, pay ur friend what u owe him, go out of ur way and pay him his money, take a loan, borrow, sell anything, but pay him his money. he already proved his worth as ur friend by being there for u wen u needed that loan. stop tryin to paint him black now because he is desperately in need of his money. pay him his money cos he has needs and family too to take care of. its people like u that this proverb applies to, "it is not the same mouth that a man uses to beg for a loan that he uses to pay back that loan". An uncle of mine did ds same tin to me and wen i started askin for my money back, his wife took it upon herself to slander me to others because i asked for money i loaned to her husband

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Family › Re: I Forced My Wife To Sleep With Another Man,will She Ever Forgive Me!?? by consultancy: 3:38pm On Mar 31, 2018

QueenSuccubus:
Its OK if it's fabricated . but this cud be a real story that exist in the real world...

Nothing is impossible where we live in...

yea, a lot of shocking and unbelievable things happen in life, but this very one is...

Family › Re: I Forced My Wife To Sleep With Another Man,will She Ever Forgive Me!?? by consultancy: 11:48am On Mar 31, 2018

predmine20:
Please keep me anonymous.

I am very stupid for forcing my lovely and beautiful wife to sleep with another man because of money.

These how it all started...We have been married for 2 years and was quite doing fine but along the way my two shops was burnt by a mystery fire.

I was very devastated but my wife assured me all will be fine as she started carrying the family at this point.

But that didn't last as another tragedy strike when she lost her job in the bank during the reccession.

We were now at the mercies of neighbours and relatives that took pity on us.

A day came when I decided that enough of this hardship and decided to go to my friend with my wife to help us.

When we get their,we told him what we came for and he said he will help us but on one condition?
That my wife had to sleep with him before he can render any help.

I feel like killing him,but a beggar has no choice.

Family › Re: I Forced My Wife To Sleep With Another Man,will She Ever Forgive Me!?? by consultancy: 11:48am On Mar 31, 2018

guy, fabricate another story

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NYSC › Re: Female Corper Slays In Her NYSC Khaki by consultancy: 10:33am On Mar 31, 2018

these gurls keep getting dumber by the day

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Crime › Re: Lady Stabs Her Lover To Death In Benue, Watches Him Die For 9 Hours by consultancy: 3:03am On Mar 29, 2018

i wonder the kind of guys that even date these dirty and hungry looking girls.

Business › Re: 9 Super Easy Job You Can Do On Fiverr And Make Money Fast by consultancy: 12:01pm On Mar 26, 2018

sanpipita:
Op just wants to sell his market, forget his sweet talk, using fiverr as a Nigerian can be very hard people will easily overlook your gig, it can even take a year before you get any order so I wonder how they say they make 100 k in a month

the end point of all the sweet talk is "buy my e-book". if fiver were payin him so well, why cum online struggling and lying in order to sell his books. h suld have just continued with his fiver and earn his 500k monthly in peace

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Phones › Re: Why It's That Nobody Care's About LG Smartphone. by consultancy: 9:16am On Mar 18, 2018

greenhulk:
I don't think so. Though the note 4 is older than the v10, it's more functional, but I'll choose the v10 myself because older Samsung phones just tend to lag too much

iv used both phones bro. i speak from experience

Phones › Re: Why It's That Nobody Care's About LG Smartphone. by consultancy: 8:59am On Mar 18, 2018

from my little experience, i think it's cos of their incessant bootloop issues with more than average of their flagships. bootloops plagued the LG G2, the G3, G4, G5, and even the infamous Lg V10. people became wary of them, and naturally tilted towards more reliable brands like samsung and apple products

Note that the LG V10 beats the samsung galaxy note 4 hands down in every ramification except battery life. but I'll take a galaxy note 4 over any LG product, at least to have my sanity intact

Business › Re: Why You Should Not Lend Your Credit Card To Others by consultancy: 8:51am On Mar 18, 2018

u can as well tell us "why we should not lend our wives to other men". who lends his credit card to others? maybe credit card has turned to power banks that we lend and borrow

Crime › Re: Policeman Kills Okada Rider In Benue State, Residents Go On Rampage (Graphic Pic by consultancy: 11:16am On Mar 14, 2018*

Avoidable deaths everywhere. I Agree that our police force may be dumb and stupid, But if we on our part could be more civil and diplomatic when dealing with them, a lot of these deaths will be avoided

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Crime › Re: Fake US Dollars Equivalent To N490 Million Recovered From Criminals. See Photos by consultancy: 8:02pm On Mar 08, 2018

these are not fake US dollars. the Nigeria police force intends to swap them with the fakes they have in stock and share the real McCoy amongst themselves

Travel › Re: Man Strips Unclad On Plane, Watches Porn & Then Attacks Air Hostess In Malaysia by consultancy: 7:56pm On Mar 08, 2018

20 years na em al ur body don sagg like ds. well don o

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: I May Have Sex With Lolu – Ifu Ennada by consultancy: 12:28pm On Mar 08, 2018

sex sex sex. the modus operandi is to always mention anything about sex to keep the morali bankrupt viewers tied to you and keep voting for you, cos they anticipate more sex acts and scenes from you. yeye

Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Big-Sized Nigerian Lady And Her Husband-To-Be by consultancy: 11:26am On Mar 07, 2018

since the marriage is in April, over a month frm now, the young man still has a lot of time to change his mind

Crime › Re: Businessman Brutalized By Immigration Officers At Oron, Buttocks Left Bloodied by consultancy: 12:57am On Feb 28, 2018

see blending embarassed

Career › Re: How Police Officers Assisted Lady Her Car Broke Down In Calabar by consultancy: 11:16pm On Feb 24, 2018

some female species can do anything to garner attention on social media. this story is fake from the start to the finish. u stopped to buy fish in broad daylight as depicted by ur photos. what den were ur headlamps doing on? how was ur radio on if u left ur car to buy fish, or did u leave d keys in the ignition? if u left it in the ignition, that means u were close by and didn't waste anytime buyin the fish. so tell us, is it in the 5 to 10 minutes u were buying the fish that ur battery ran out? abeg tell us, which kind police uniform be ds one again? is it only for the calabar police?

Celebrities › Re: Ebony’s Look Alike Causes ‘confusion’ At Ebony’s One Week Celebration (photos) by consultancy: 12:24am On Feb 19, 2018

that's her sister pls. thank u

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