₦airaland Forum

clinton21:
I know her very well she is one of my big customer she snapped that first picture in salon am the person on white and black

my broda, I pray for you specially, that this year 2018, you shall be recognised for something that you have done, and not for appearing as a photobomber on some pretty girls pictures. See how elated u are to say " luk dat picture well, na me dey background wey wear black and white so". SMH

Fourwinds:
Osanobuaaaahh oooooo

for real guys. JMCC benin city. 2000-2004 set, ask anyone who sculed der around ds time. U just spoke bini so u can easily make enquiries

Take this serious and seek medical solutions, cos I once had a secondary scul teacher way bk den who was sufferin frm this too. Her's was so bad dat she would scream and fall to the ground right there on the assembly ground, while scratching her body, pulling her skirt up and scratching all over her laps and genitals. Dnt wait until urs graduates to dat level. Nof said

Guys only sister should do the washing. The bride could join her too if she wishes

Year in year out they keep repeating same thing, claiming same blessings, this year is my year, this year shall not pass me by, 2010 my year of abundant blessings-up to 2018, they are still awaiting the abundant blessings; and the cycle continues in a loop. When u work, nature will bless the works of your hands. Its better we all focus on getting our hands actively involved in any type of job/work/trade, dan spending those times on our knees prayin for mana to fall from the sky or a miracle to happen. The year has ended, Start 2018 with hard work, so u al won't be among dos claiming imaginary blessings on 31, december 2018

I always wonder why we keep giving attention to des attention seeking celebrity wannabes. How does it concern us if you own a python, bath with it and named it Toke Makinwa? U can as well marry it and produce kids with it, there are more pressing matters to attend to. Even wen we want to take a break from our daily hussles, we'v got tons of nice stuffs to entertain ourselves with, not all these nonsense abeg

I always wonder why we keep giving attention to des attention seeking celebrity wannabes. How does it concern us if you own a python, bath with it and named Toke Makinwa? U can as well marry it and produce kids with it, there are more pressing matters to attend to. Even wen we want to take a break from our daily hussles, we'v got tons of nice stuffs to entertain ourselves with, not all these nonsense abeg

Hungry girls everywhere. No matter how beautiful and classy they appear, dey are all the same. Always looking for free lunch, free airtime, or free cash. SMH

Bobrisky is puttin in extra effort to look and act the way you do naturally. But here u are, 'blessed' beyond measures with these gifts in quantum, and u are complaining. Indeed it is said that those with shoes do not know how to wear dem, and those who knw how to wear, do not have shoes... I think u need to visit bobrisky for coaching on how to use ur #Godgiventalent#

I'm nt into farming, but I think plantain farming should be more lucrative, given that demand for it is more, as it can be made into various forms of food(fufu,porridge,boiled,fried,with beans,chips,etc), while its counterpart can only be eaten as passtime snacks

I dnt knw why, but I dnt think I'l feel safe in such a flight. Just like a woman driving me from lagos to Asaba.

powerkey:
You spoke like a lunatic....

Did I talk to you?

I have a good, clean and straight record on Nairaland.

It seems you reason from the anus....

. Shut ur dirty mouth and take correction. Dumb fool

powerkey:
call me

. Which one is call u again? As per phone trackin Guru. Pls if u'v got any knowledge of hw to track it, simply explain to him here. Dats hw he wil cal u and u end up scammin him. Be very careful der mahn >:

hehe. self consolation for those who cant grow beards. its ridiculous to compare a beard thats natural to something artificial as makeup.

some itels i believe.

UbanmeUdie:




Honest people don't become rich in Nigeria. They are only rich in regrets for not taking a golden opportunity.

To be rich in Nigeria, you must wallow in corruption!

Trust me, you don't want to know how to become rich in Nigeria.

You could try any of the following though:

- Ritual
- Sales of human parts
- Yahoo yahoo
- Armed Robbery
- Kidnapping
- Drugs peddling
- Career in politics

forgot to add: become a pastor

he who wears the shoe knows where it pinches. when i read stories of men being in a dilemma of choosing between two women, i always say the same thing; pick d second woman. cos if the first woman was so good and perfect for you, the second woman should not have come into the picture. u werent satisfied with the first woman, i bliv this made u befriend the second. all factors put into consideration, she(the 32 yr old with a child) would be best for u

since their visit has become a regular one, i think u suld put a carton of chicken and crate of beer in the fridge for entertainment anytime they come.

Wedon Ma

i would assume that your enquiries are genuine. marriage between an AS genotype and another AS is one that should be seriously discouraged, no matter the amount of love involved or number of years both have dated, or sacrifices they've made for each other. if i were to be the father, i would sit both of them down and counsel them on the sufferings of a sickle cell child, if they should bring forth such child into the world. i believe after they know what SS children pass tru monthly, no one would tell them to part ways amicably...

illiteracy

Zionista:
So just because Banky W shared his trauma with us, this Hushturkey feels he should do same.

hush shared his first. i stand to be corrected though

kamzycoded:
mature ladies from Lagos should drop there number here for hookup and mature fun

DOA

ur 150k didnt transform into papers, rather it was given to u at the shop that way. either u were under their spell, or they distracted u while the scheme was going on. and i wonder why u didn't go back to the shop since u said u sold ur stuffs in a shop, not on the streets of computer village

as long as u bought or sold in a shop(not dos street boys without address) my broda, der are a thousand measures u can take to recover ur money

noeloge82:
2000 fuel to and Fro Delta from Lagos haba I doubt if this is possible to think

i believe the GUY meant, full fuel tank when he leaves lagos for Delta, den tops up just 2k fuel on his way bk to lagos from Delta

download malware bytes. after installation, run scan. app will detect where the rogue advert is from, den u uninstall. QED

when hunger dey wire all these Nairalanders, U re still giving them tips to slim down.

wow. what can I say. the ride is super cool. a real head turner. happy sales

gentlechyke:
Actually I did not read the post but I think the girl has no right to beat up her boyfriend in public. Maybe they should report the matter to their village elders but if the neighbour refuse to pay his rent they should just kill the landlord and forget about the missing car. Cc

is this the new trending thing on nairaland? intentionally commenting OFF POINT? i saw a lot of it today and checked to see if it's frm same poster, but Alas, all different monikers. so i ask again, is it the new trend? (forgive me for i am old fashioned)

for real Gazzuzz is a Genius in Automobile repairs. reminds me of a time when i was preparing to travel for the xmas, so i took vehicle to him for general servicing. immediately he drove the car, he told me, bro, u know one of ur tyres is not completely round. already b4 den, guy who fixed new tires i bought and did alignment too already told me that his machine detected dat that one of the tires was not completely round. so i use this medium to advice everyone in lagos, if u have any issues with ur vehicle, Gazzuzz is your last bustop, though i know there are some models and makes he would not go close to, even with a long fork