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No to hijab in camps, that's not debatable

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1. Ali Baba All hail the King! A jester extraordinaire, but a serious businessman too. His Lekki home alone is valued at over N300 million. Dubbed the father of modern Nigerian comedy, he’s the delight of politicians and the big boys in Nigeria.
His appearance fee stands between N4 to N5 million per event. And he’s sure of two events per week: Bringing him to N400 million per annum. With a net worth of over N3 billion, little wonder he remains the kingmaker of Nigeria’s comedy industry.

2. Basketmouth He’s basket mouth, but so is his business appetite. More than any other Nigerian comedian, Basketmouth remains the toast of reputable brands in Nigeria. He pockets over N120 million annually from his endorsement deals. He gets N100 million from his Basketmouth Uncensored show. With an income of over N360 million, his net worth stands at N2 billion.

3. I Go Dye He’s a UN amba$$ador. But he hardly banks on that! Beyond thrilling his admirers, I Go Dye is a consummate businessman. He owns Revamp Construction. Revamp deals in real estate, property and road construction.
His annual take home is between N350 and N500 million. With a net worth of over N2 billion, I Go Dye is not done. Not yet. Franstel Bottle water is in the works.

4. Julius Agwu He is a genius. No doubt. Book publishing in Nigeria could be anything but money spinning. But Julius defied the odds. His book, Jokes Apart fetched him N20 million. A humor investor, Julius is the CEO of Real Laff entertainment, organizers of Crack Your Ribs and Laugh for Christ’s Sake.
These events bring him N140 million annually. With a performance fee between N2 to N3 million, his net worth is N1.5 billion, including properties scattered across the country. He’s indeed a money making genius.

5. AY Comedian Comedian Call him a master of the arts. You won’t be wrong. He’s a lover of taste and distinction- and maybe money too! His AY Live annual show fetches him around N160 million.
In popular demand, AY collects between N1 to N2 million per event, while his annual income is put at N280 million, with a net worth of N800 million, AY can surely boast of exotic cars and choice properties. Also, his 30 days in Atlanta has been dubbed the highest grossing Nollywood movie ever.

http://www.ngtrends.com/2015/11/top-5-richest-comedians-in-nigeria-and-what-they-charge-per-show-l-photos/5/

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Na jealousy go kill of una wey hate Yorubas. The region still remains the most developed, most educated and most visited part of the country. So please continue wailing, while we are advancing.

Am a member of the Redeemed Christian Church of God and sometimes Daddy G.O do tell us(He still mentioned it this year at the last Convention) , that God told him, he is going to die on a Sunday after a thanksgiving service where he is going to dance very well, get home eat pounded yam and sleep in the Lord.

Every Sunday I always pray it shouldn't be this Sunday, I admire Him a lot. He is a father, a mentor and truly God sent.

Kenyan police said Friday they have begun clearing a three-day traffic jam stretching for tens of kilometres on the main highway between the capital and the country’s only port of Mombasa.

The snarl-up began on Wednesday amid heavy rains and after vehicles overtook each other to skip road construction on the route between Nairobi and Kenya’s second city.

At times, the traffic jam has snaked back as far as 50 kilometres (30 miles), according to some reports, centred around the Taru area, some 100 kilometres west of Mombasa.

Drivers, stuck in the tailback for three days, have complained of a lack of food and water as they wait to move again on a journey that normally takes a day of driving.

“We have sent in more police officers to clear the road – at least we have vehicles now moving, although very slowly,” Kenya traffic police chief Jecinta Kinyua said.

“We urge motorists to be patient and cooperate with our officers, to avoid complicating the issue further,” she added.

The traffic gridlock has hampered business to and from Mombasa, which is Kenya’s only port and a key transport route for several East African landlocked countries, including Uganda, South Sudan and Rwanda.

http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/11/giant-kenya-traffic-jam-stretches-to-third-day/

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Prophet Emmanuel Chukwudi aka Prophet Elijah, the General Overseer of Kings of Kings Deliverance Church, who hails from Ntezi in Isielu, Ebonyi State has said that he predicted that former President, Goodluck Jonathan will lose the 2015 general election to President Muhammadu Buhari, but he did not publicize it. In his recent prophecy, Chukwudi has revealed that Abubakah Audu will be the governor of Kogi State. He equally stated that Atiku Abubakar will be the next president of Nigeria in 2019.

“He opens my eyes under different circumstances it comes when I am fasting or praying, when I am singing praises to God or even when I am walking in the street.”

According to him former Vice President, Atiku Abubakar is set for a second coming, “the lord revealed to me that Atiku Abubakar is the next President of Nigeria come 2019”, he went to proclaim further, “part of PDP will break up and merge with another party. On that platform, Atiku Abubakar will emerge the flag bearer and from there become president of Nigeria.”

He further told this reporter “the Senate President, Bukola Saraki will lose his seat as the president of the house”.

Prophet Elijah also predicted that Wike will lose out to Peterside in the struggle for the soul of River State. He also foresees Abubakar Audu taking over the incumbent in Kogi State. When he was asked if he was not being pro APC with his vision he calmly retorted, this is what God reveal to me the come to pass. And you will testify I am a servant of the highest God.

source: http://www.ngtrends.com/2015/11/atiku-will-be-next-president-of-nigeria-in-2019-prophet/

PUPILS who eat a healthy breakfast every day are more likely to perform better in school, research shows.

Those who start the day with cereal, bread, dairy or fruit were twice as likely to do well in tests, a Cardiff University study found. Having snacks such as crisps or sweets in the morning was no better than eating nothing at all, they said.

Researchers who asked 5,000 pupils aged nine to 11 from more than 100 primary schools found that youngsters who carried on eating fruit and vegetables at other times of the day also did better.

While academics have long linked morning meals to brain power, the Cardiff team said their large study indicated the ‘strongest evidence yet’.

Dr. Graham Moore, who worked on the study, said: “We analysed links between whether young people were eating breakfast and the quality of that breakfast.

“There’s a significant association between eating breakfast and doing well, but there is also a link between a healthy breakfast and doing well.

“The odds of achieving an above average teacher assessment score were up to twice as high for those pupils who ate breakfast. The odds of scoring above average was between 50 per cent and 100 per cent higher if any breakfast was eaten.”

Moore said it did not matter whether pupils ate breakfast at home or during a breakfast club at school. “The main thing is to make sure they have a breakfast,” he said.

During the study, pupils were asked to list all the food and drink they consumed over a period of just over 24 hours, including two breakfasts.

Hannah Littlecott, lead author of the study, said: “While breakfast consumption has been consistently associated with general health outcomes and acute measures of concentration and cognitive function, evidence regarding links to concrete educational outcomes has until now been unclear.

“This study therefore offers the strongest evidence yet of links between aspects of what pupils eat and how well they do at school, which has significant implications for education and public health policy.

“For schools, dedicating time and resource towards improving child health can be seen as an unwelcome diversion from their core business of educating pupils, in part due to pressures that place the focus on solely driving up educational attainment.
“But this resistance to delivery of health improvement interventions overlooks the clear synergy between health and education. Clearly, embedding health improvements into the core business of the school might also deliver educational improvements as well.”

Chris Bonell, professor of sociology and social policy at the University College London Institute of Education, said: “This further emphasises the need for schools to focus on the health and education of their pupils as complementary, rather than as competing priorities.

“Many schools throughout the UK now offer their pupils a breakfast. Ensuring that those young people most in need benefit from these schemes may represent an important mechanism for boosting the educational performance of young people throughout the UK.”

*Culled from dailymail.co.uk

Source: http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/11/eating-breakfast-daily-boost-academic-performance/

Date: December 15th and 16th 2015
Time: 9am Daily
Venue: Lagos Chamber of Commerce and Industry, Alausa Ikeja Lagos.
Fee: N40, 000 (Forty Thousand Naira) instead of N100,000

LEARNING OUTCOMES
 A detailed knowledge on the Nigeria Tax System
 Understanding Federal Inland Revenue Service and Lagos Inland Revenue Service.
 Appropriate Bookkeeping methods for your businesses
 Strategies to optimise compliance with taxes


OBJECTIVE
This training is geared at business owners, partners and key personnel in corporate organization. The training aims to educate the attendees about effective book keeping, accounting and relevant tax matters in Nigeria, the appropriate tax to be paid to the appropriate quarters.
The training is anchored by Regville Associates (Nigeria’s foremost company registration firm), facilitated by seasoned Accountants and Tax Experts that understands the nitty-gritty of booking and accounting vis-a-vis taxation.
Regville carefully partners with seasoned Tax Consultants, who will be on ground to offer affordable accounting services and consultations after the training.

COVERAGE AREA
 Nigeria Taxation System
 Accounting and Bookkeeping
 Registration with relevant Tax Authorities
 Lagos State Tax Obligations
 Company Income Tax
 Value Added Tax
 Withholding Tax
 Education Tax
 Withholding Tax
 Corporate Affairs Commission Annual Returns
 Filing of Taxes
 Deadline Dates for Compliance
 Penalties for Default
 Strategies to optimize compliance

FOR MORE INFO
CALL: 08065111667, 08170710538
Email: regvilleassociates@gmail.com or training@regville.com
Website: training.regville.com

Date: December 15th and 16th 2015
Time: 9am Daily
Venue: Lagos Chamber of Commerce and Industry, Alausa Ikeja Lagos.
Fee: N40, 000 (Forty Thousand Naira) instead of N100,000

LEARNING OUTCOMES
 A detailed knowledge on the Nigeria Tax System
 Understanding Federal Inland Revenue Service and Lagos Inland Revenue Service.
 Appropriate Bookkeeping methods for your businesses
 Strategies to optimise compliance with taxes


OBJECTIVE
This training is geared at business owners, partners and key personnel in corporate organization. The training aims to educate the attendees about effective book keeping, accounting and relevant tax matters in Nigeria, the appropriate tax to be paid to the appropriate quarters.
The training is anchored by Regville Associates (Nigeria’s foremost company registration firm), facilitated by seasoned Accountants and Tax Experts that understands the nitty-gritty of booking and accounting vis-a-vis taxation.
Regville carefully partners with seasoned Tax Consultants, who will be on ground to offer affordable accounting services and consultations after the training.

COVERAGE AREA
 Nigeria Taxation System
 Accounting and Bookkeeping
 Registration with relevant Tax Authorities
 Lagos State Tax Obligations
 Company Income Tax
 Value Added Tax
 Withholding Tax
 Education Tax
 Withholding Tax
 Corporate Affairs Commission Annual Returns
 Filing of Taxes
 Deadline Dates for Compliance
 Penalties for Default
 Strategies to optimize compliance

FOR MORE INFO
CALL: 08065111667, 08170710538
Email: regvilleassociates@gmail.com or training@regville.com
Website: training.regville.com

Mutagenicity

‘LET FRANCE KNOW THEY ARE AT THE TOP OF THE TARGET LIST: ISIS STATEMENT IN FULL

In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Beneficent.

Allah said: They thought that their fortresses would protect them from Allah, but Allah came upon them from where they had no expected, and He cast terror into their hearts so they destroyed their houses by their own hands and the hands of the believers. So take warning, O people of vision.

 

In a blessed battle whose causes of success were enabled by Allah, a group of believers from the soldiers of the Caliphate (may Allah strengthen and support it) set out targeting the capital of prostitution and vice, the lead carrier of the cross in Europe – Paris.

This group of believers were youth who divorced the worldly life and advanced towards their enemy hoping to be killed for Allah’s sake, doing so in support of His religion, His Prophet (blessings and peace be upon him) and His allies. They did so in spite of His enemies.

Thus, they were truthful with Allah – we consider them so – and Allah granted victory upon their hands and cast terror into the hearts of the crusaders in their very own homeland.

And so eight brothers equipped with explosive belts and assault rifles attacked precisely chosen targets in the centre of the capital of France. These targets included the Stade de France stadium during a soccer match – between the teams of Germany and France, both of which are crusader nations – attended by the slowpoke of France (Francois Hollande).

The targets included the Bataclan theatre for exhibitions, where hundreds of idolaters gathered for a concert of prostitution and vice. There were also simultaneous attacks in the tenth, eleventh and eighteenth districts, and elsewhere.

Paris was thereby shaken beneath the crusaders’ feet, who were constricted by its streets. The result of the attacks was the deaths of no less than two hundred crusaders and the wounding of even more. All praise, grace and favour belong to Allah.

Allah blessed our brothers and granted them what they desired. They detonated their explosive belts in the masses of the disbelievers after finishing all their ammunition. We ask Allah to accept them amongst the martyrs and to allow us to follow them.

Let France and all nations following its path know that they will continue to be at the top of the target list for the Islamic State and that the scent of death will not leave their nostrils as long as they partake in the crusader campaign, as long as they dare to insult our Prophet (blessings and peace be upon him), and as long as they boast about their war against Islam in France and their strikes against Muslims in the lands of the Caliphate with their jets, which were of no avail to them in the filthy streets and alleys of Paris.

Indeed, this is just the beginning. It is also a warning for any who wish to take heed.

Allah is the greatest.

'sauce': http://www.ngtrends.com/2015/11/full-text-of-isis-statement-claiming-paris-attack-read/

End time again

End time

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Ode buruku, gambari aje goro..

Amukumeko alainironu osi..

Ejo e ko... ejo awon to fun e loro so ni..

CC: Firefire : abi o ri gambari yi sha?

Ma da won loun. Awon dindinrin oshi. Ko de ki se ejo won, ti ko ba kinse isu eni ton towo eni b'epo.

Nice move Vanguard

An unconfirmed news reported that ex-president Olusegun Obasanjo was involved in an auto crash.
Details coming soon

Let's see the contestants now

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