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Car TalkRe: Read Why & How My Car Almost Got Seized By Customs Because Of These Car Sellers by Contumely: 3:41pm On Dec 05, 2019
legalwealth:
Great but it could be stressful though. But with my awful experience regarding customs paper, I've been able to know how to confirm and receive the copy of the customs paper printed from customs database without leaving my house.

As a matter of fact, I just requested for customs details of a vehicles that I'm interested in just few minutes ago.
How please
AutosRe: Beware!! My 2014 GX460 Cleared By Adexfem Was Impounded By Custom Officers Today by Contumely: 3:20pm On Dec 05, 2019
disgraceful
FamilyRe: I Want A Wife But I Don't Want Kids! by Contumely(op): 1:31pm On Dec 05, 2019
Holycity:
so you are married now....
lol
No
RomanceRe: How Do You Move To A Nigerian Girl? by Contumely: 3:39pm On Dec 04, 2019
dave4rella:
angry
There's no particular way of approaching ladies
But always make sure you're unique, don't always use the regular lines guys make use of.

For me, I'm a reserved person and I can never see a girl on the road and try to hi or talk to her, unless when I know that I might not see her again.
So I take my time and strike, I'm not boasting, I have never lost a girl I tried to woo

There are things that get female attention, especially when it's coming from a guy
For instance, I could see a lady and politely tell her that she should not be offended, but that I'm not sure she's wearing the right bra size, automatically, you will have her attention, discuss abit about that and go to your main aim.

You can also admire her eyebrows, like asking who drew it and all that! You will have her attention immediately.

Never admire her beauty! Don't ever do that atleast for the first time of meeting her

Finally, the most surest way of getting ladies attention is by being successful, have a job or career, business etc and be good at it
Take good care of yourself and watch wonders happen... Stay blessed
So you compliment her name.

Then you keep smiling.

You mentioned smiling here more than 8 times.

lmao.
RomanceRe: How Do You Move To A Nigerian Girl? by Contumely: 3:38pm On Dec 04, 2019
dave4rella:
angry
There's no particular way of approaching ladies
But always make sure you're unique, don't always use the regular lines guys make use of.

For me, I'm a reserved person and I can never see a girl on the road and try to hi or talk to her, unless when I know that I might not see her again.
So I take my time and strike, I'm not boasting, I have never lost a girl I tried to woo

There are things that get female attention, especially when it's coming from a guy
For instance, I could see a lady and politely tell her that she should not be offended, but that I'm not sure she's wearing the right bra size, automatically, you will have her attention, discuss abit about that and go to your main aim.

You can also admire her eyebrows, like asking who drew it and all that! You will have her attention immediately.

Never admire her beauty! Don't ever do that atleast for the first time of meeting her

Finally, the most surest way of getting ladies attention is by being successful, have a job or career, business etc and be good at it
Take good care of yourself and watch wonders happen... Stay blessed
So you compliment her name.

Then you keep smiling.

You mentioned smiling here more than 8 times.

lmao
PoliticsRe: Bank Customers To Present Tax Card From Next Month by Contumely: 9:40am On Dec 02, 2019
tshoboy:
I see a lot of people linking TIN to automatic tax payment but it isn’t. The tax act has a threshold for salary that can be taxed and even gives different forms of relieves.
So if you are unemployed, you should apply for TIN and you will get one because you are unemployed and exempted. They need to make the process of getting TIN easier though.

Also, the whole idea of this update is to bring more self employed people into the tax net.
Self employed people are required to self declare tax and a lot of people don’t do it unless they want to travel or business needs arise.

It’s still sad that we don’t get value for all the tax we are paying.
We are paying excess indirect tax already.
PoliticsRe: Time To Stop And Dismantle All Forms Of Royalty. by Contumely(op): 6:48pm On Nov 30, 2019
Prompto:
Is it curse bigotry or foolishness ?!

Why are bigoted Igbo blind to the same thing their tribesmen so but fools among them will look across Biafra n start insulting others for exacting the same thing.

Is Obi of Onitsha not enjoying the same privilege as Oba of Ibadan ? Why can't fools their pathetic fathers n mothers nurtured with extreme hate n chronic bigotry use their tribesmen as example to the problem the shithole Igbo land as become ?!
slowpoke. Even Obi or Ada of Onitsha should be dismantled too.

Ode.
FamilyRe: I Want A Wife But I Don't Want Kids! by Contumely(op): 6:19pm On Nov 30, 2019
extremelygolden:
When am I coming to eat rice at your wedding?
I wish you happiness in your marriage.
antinatalist
food don done oo
CrimeRe: Tea Vendor Stabs Customer To Death Over Stale Bread by Contumely: 6:15pm On Nov 30, 2019
Useless aboki iddiot has no value to human life.

Their brother bubu values cows more, why won't he stab him?

I wonder how on earth light and darkness came to meet.

Tufiakwa...


Later they will go and knack heads on ground 20 times a day in the name of prayers with rickety smelly kettle used in washing their uncircumcised priccks.

Gosh!
FamilyRe: I Want A Wife But I Don't Want Kids! by Contumely(op): 4:06pm On Nov 30, 2019
olu michaels
RomanceRe: I Want A Wife But I Don't Want Kids. by Contumely(op): 4:05pm On Nov 30, 2019
olu michaels
FamilyRe: Time To Dismantle All Forms Of Unmerited Royalty by Contumely(op): 4:03pm On Nov 30, 2019
silly
PoliticsRe: Time To Stop And Dismantle All Forms Of Royalty. by Contumely(op): 4:03pm On Nov 30, 2019
silly
RomanceRe: I LEGEND :: You Are Becoming Too Annoying In This Section. by Contumely(op): 4:02pm On Nov 30, 2019
that dimwit still annoying
CultureRe: Queen Ola Ajoke Adeyemi (Throwback Photo As A Little Girl) by Contumely: 7:28pm On Nov 28, 2019
damoobaba:
Haters doing what they know how to do best. Her husband's tribal marks has more value than everybody in your family. Go and get a job, hating will only lead you to depression and suicide. You already sound like a sad fellow.
The guy said the truth.
Oga that useless dicck of Oba bleaches. They suuck his bleached peenniss that way.
CultureRe: Queen Ola Ajoke Adeyemi (Throwback Photo As A Little Girl) by Contumely: 7:24pm On Nov 28, 2019
Iamgrey5:
Monaco, England and Japan still all have their monarchs and are progressive societies.

Monarchs are the people that protects our culture and traditions in its purest form i.e. they celebrate cultural events that reminds of our cultural heritage.


They foster unity amongst their people.
Is Nigeria a monarchical state?

We practice a presidential system like obtained in the USA.

Nigeria has many Obas, Igwes Emirs etc yet it's the most polarised and disunited nation in the world.

Compare with the USA, despite it's 330m population on about 1m land mass.

Where do we have more unity between the USA and Naija?

All these old men on wooden stools are useless.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Sheffield United Vs Manchester United (3 - 3) On 24th November 2019 by Contumely: 6:26am On Nov 27, 2019
EmptyCoconutHead:
hahahahaha laugh wan kill me lol cheesy
Please how is Facebook hack done.

I saw your comment about that somewhere.
tnx

you can drop a mail if u can't talk here pls
RomanceRe: I LEGEND :: You Are Becoming Too Annoying In This Section. by Contumely(op): 1:51am On Nov 22, 2019
mezarddinny:
Dude is trying to make a headway in life but he is getting annoying with his spamming, you can scroll through 6 meaningless topics created by him and it will not be useful, always doing promo on his books every god damn time
Thanks bro.

i legend is demented.

spits
RomanceRe: I LEGEND :: You Are Becoming Too Annoying In This Section. by Contumely(op): 5:52pm On Nov 21, 2019
iLegendd:
I'm not becoming too annoying - I'm always annoying.

Two options for you

1. Stay depressed and keep hating while I keep doing more of that thing you hate
2. Ignore me and get a life

I never knew you existed until you mentioned me. If it's attention you're seeking, I won't reply you again.
Seeking attention from an inmate of an asylum?
RomanceI LEGEND :: You Are Becoming Too Annoying In This Section. by Contumely(op): 5:34pm On Nov 21, 2019
Get a life.
opening multiple threads all spewing gibberish.
CultureRe: Oba Elegushi’s 2nd Wife, Hadiza Steps Into The Palace 6 Months After Wedding by Contumely: 5:21pm On Nov 21, 2019
pato405:
would you have typed this garbage if you were the beneficiary? undecided
So if I am a criminal, I should attack those that condemn crimes? Just because I benefit from it?
PoliticsTime To Stop And Dismantle All Forms Of Royalty. by Contumely(op): 3:36pm On Nov 21, 2019
These old dregs are busy marrying wives everywhere, taking them to expensive trips with common wealth.

Why should we have so many of such rubbish here?


Why should someone be able to control so much power and wealth by virtue of mere inheritance and archaic tradition?

They sit on wooden stools with servants waiting on them hand and foot, cruising Rolls Royces.

What did Alafin of Oyo for example do to merit such opulence, power and influence? Dude has four wives with youngest less than 27. They go for vacations steady at our expense.
They give birth abroad. Get health care there.

No special skill, talent or invention. He has not distinguished himself in any area of human endeavour.

People like Larry page, Mark Zuckerberg, Dorsey, Messi , Woods etc have distinguished themselves.

This promotes excellence.

But what do we have here and in Africa?

Old armpits that know how to fuucck young girls maintained from common wealth.

Such offices should be by election or merit of some sort.


African men only think about saex.

Imagine if Bill gates or bezos were africans.


spits...

FamilyTime To Dismantle All Forms Of Unmerited Royalty by Contumely(op): 3:24pm On Nov 21, 2019
These old dregs are busy marrying wives everywhere, taking them to expensive trips with common wealth.

Why should we have so many of such rubbish here?


Why should someone be able to control so much power and wealth by virtue of mere inheritance and archaic tradition?

They sit on wooden stools with servants waiting on them hand and foot, cruising Rolls Royces.

What did Alafin of Oyo for example do to merit such opulence, power and influence? Dude has four wives with youngest less than 27. They go for vacations steady at our expense.
They give birth abroad. Get health care there.

No special skill, talent or invention. He has not distinguished himself in any area of human endeavour.

People like Larry page, Mark Zuckerberg, Dorsey, Messi , Woods etc have distinguished themselves.

This promotes excellence.

But what do we have here and in Africa?

Old armpits that know how to fuucck young girls maintained from common wealth.

Such offices should be by election or merit of some sort.


African men only think about saex.

Imagine if Bill gates or bezos were africans.


spits...

CultureRe: Oba Elegushi’s 2nd Wife, Hadiza Steps Into The Palace 6 Months After Wedding by Contumely: 3:16pm On Nov 21, 2019
GeoAfrikana:
Long but empty post.

Where were your ancestors when their ancestors were toiling in the jungle seeking new territories?
I expected an answer laced with ratiocination.

Not one from a dimwitted arselicker.

I don't have confab with third rate dolts.
CultureRe: Oba Elegushi’s 2nd Wife, Hadiza Steps Into The Palace 6 Months After Wedding by Contumely: 2:55pm On Nov 21, 2019
These old dregs are busy marrying wives everywhere, taking them to expensive trips with common wealth.

Why should we have so many of such rubbish here?
This one inherited Obaship.

Why should someone be able to control so much power and wealth by virtue of mere inheritance and archaic tradition?

What did Alafin of Oyo for example do to merit such opulence, power and influence? Dude has four wives with youngest less than 27. They go for vacations steady at our expense.
They give birth abroad. Get health care there.

No special skill, talent or invention. He has not distinguished himself in any area of human endeavour.

People like Larry page, Mark Zuckerberg, Dorsey, Messi , Woods etc have distinguished themselves.

This promotes excellence.

But what do we have here and in Africa?

Old armpits that know how to fuucck young girls maintained from common wealth.

Such offices should be by election or merit of some sort.


African men only think about saex.

Imagine if Bill gates or bezos were africans.


spits...
PoliticsRe: Elisha Abbo: Court Admits CCTV Footage, Statements As Evidence by Contumely: 9:53am On Nov 20, 2019
yeyeosoronga:
I'm not sure if you're trolling or not, but assaulting someone is a very serious criminal offence. It's in the top level of criminal offences. A threat to another person's life shouldn't be taken with levity.
Oga, I am educating you.

Assault is not among crimes against humanity.
PoliticsRe: Elisha Abbo: Court Admits CCTV Footage, Statements As Evidence by Contumely: 8:27am On Nov 20, 2019
yeyeosoronga:
It's a criminal offence by law
So all crimes attract resignation?
Is breach of traffic rules not an offence? So I should resign if I breach it?
Don't you know that offences have levels?
PoliticsRe: Elisha Abbo: Court Admits CCTV Footage, Statements As Evidence by Contumely: 7:39am On Nov 20, 2019
nairalee:
That's why I said saner climes. We in Nigeria can't relate that's why u ask this question. Infact in saner climes people resign for less weighty matters.

Man cheats on his wife, he resigns from his office. Now you'll ask did he kill or rape someone. Saner climes dude. Saner climes
Cheat on your wife and resign?
lmao

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